Nextdoor where I used to live (in a blue town in a cobalt state) was full of MAGAts. So freaking stupid, I would go there looking to see local neighborhood news, what' happening at the park down the street, and get an earful 'bout dem Messicans, dem illegals steelin yor jorbs, it was a cesspool
He is a putrid, lice-ridden tuft of anal pubic hair that’s been transplanted atop a grimy, tattered Egyptian mummy, that’s oft mistaken for a dried-up 6 foot tall, spray-tan colored toilet brush. He is a neutered, mushroom packing, graceless, gray-bottomed baboon, with all the charm and demeanor of an obese Chihuahua that stares directly into your eyes while dragging it’s butt across the floor.
The sad thing is that many of us WISH that this were really the scenario and the emotion they share online is regret and shame. But, too often, it's anger and frustration and it's NOT directed at Trump or Republicans. "Why are my taxes going towards giving poor immigrants free houses, rather than staying with me, so I can pay for food and gas and rent?"
Yup, they will blame Biden, Obama, Hillary, Harris, Iran, liberuls, immigrants, transgenders- literally ANYONE else -before they admit their Golden Idol is in the wrong, and by extension, they were in the wrong for voting for all of this.
I mean, that's literally how gdp works. There aren't that many dollars in the world. It's the same dollars getting passed around over and over. Gdp just counts all the times any dollar was handed off.
Same.... let's be honest tho, the stock market is the most overvalued it has ever been (see the Buffett Indicator, which is currently at 230% of GDP).... I do not have any of my retirement in US stocks since I expect them to collapse once people realize there is no one willing to pay to use AI
Don’t worry. A lot of this valuation is also juiced by about a trillion$ in stock buybacks in 2025 alone All those tax breaks and record profits being used to manipulate stock prices to further enrich the executive class. Isn’t capitalism wonderful.
One near me of this brand had a green dinosaur statue out front too. It's been sold at least twice since then and is no longer the Sinclair brand with the dino logo, but they've all kept the dino statue outside.
This is what I do. I play confused. Uninformed. Explain it to me. Then I get to say things like “those words all have meanings, but they mean nothing in that order”, or “man, that’s a whole lot of words that don’t actually mean anything”.
But gasoline here probably has been around $2.29-$2.89 the past year or so. I don't keep track. just memory and I don't recall having had gasoline price shock in a while.
A way to prove they were taken when they were? Because there isn't anything besides someone putting words over the photo. It's not as if that sign literally says the date.
My comment wasn't about the humor. It was about portraying something without all the facts. All I did was then clarify that in a shorter amount of time it had gone up $1....because this is even reported on news sites. And clearly you need to lighten up yourself if you are getting so mad at a simple comment.
Sebastopol140
Quaxx
Still cheaper than in most European countries before the war
hotaru251
"i don't know why this is happening to me" is always a lie...its they they know but just don't want to admit they are to blame
kimwimgoddess
Nextdoor where I used to live (in a blue town in a cobalt state) was full of MAGAts. So freaking stupid, I would go there looking to see local neighborhood news, what' happening at the park down the street, and get an earful 'bout dem Messicans, dem illegals steelin yor jorbs, it was a cesspool
Mack1986
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHczdjg1YWtlb2w4YTV5dm1kZmEybDI0ZzNnbDU1NnA0OWhqMGszeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8xyjViyiz10NYy9Wiq/200w.webp
echonite
*Cries in $6 a gallon*
PineappleLoopsBroether
Where the fuck was gas $1.89 in January 2026??
petonious
He is a putrid, lice-ridden tuft of anal pubic hair that’s been transplanted atop a grimy, tattered Egyptian mummy, that’s oft mistaken for a dried-up 6 foot tall, spray-tan colored toilet brush.
He is a neutered, mushroom packing, graceless, gray-bottomed baboon, with all the charm and demeanor of an obese Chihuahua that stares directly into your eyes while dragging it’s butt across the floor.
resworn
What did a fat Chihuahua ever do to you?
Crispy4Skin
My local gas station is now at € 2,27 / liter 😔
silentpat
Gotta love 22 Minutes
Theshnazzyone
My Favorite part of Nextdoor is the second the answer is national politics the mods shut down the thread. Wait, no, that's why nextdoor sucks.
yakusokuN8
The sad thing is that many of us WISH that this were really the scenario and the emotion they share online is regret and shame. But, too often, it's anger and frustration and it's NOT directed at Trump or Republicans. "Why are my taxes going towards giving poor immigrants free houses, rather than staying with me, so I can pay for food and gas and rent?"
RadasNoir
Yup, they will blame Biden, Obama, Hillary, Harris, Iran, liberuls, immigrants, transgenders- literally ANYONE else -before they admit their Golden Idol is in the wrong, and by extension, they were in the wrong for voting for all of this.
dixxienormus
... and the worst is yet to come.
Iblamemyparentstoo
noReallyIamPrincessBob
‘This Hour Has 22 Minutes’
LitterBoxKing
They told us who they voted for without telling us who they voted for.
CuntCrotchula
But trump said he'd pull the gas prices lever
Marikhen
Regarding the left panel, *this* is what I think the President does, at least on weekends:
Mockingbirb
Cosplaying as a little girl?
androgenoide
Well, most presidents...then there's the guy who spends the week "golfing".
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Don’t worry Republicans will continue to say it’s Biden’s fault
kkanne20
your neighbor has a dangerously low IQ and you may need to do a wellness check on them
hogeyegrex
I don’t think I’ve seen gas under four bucks since the Bush administration. Super is now six around here.
tinyfootprints
Yeah, they *are* supposed to be lower now.
Svartsinn
Honestly loving when my chud co-workers mention gas prices and I get to be all "WHY DO YOU THINK THE GAS PRICES ARE HIGH? HUH?"
bippityboppitybuttsex
But the DJIA is at 47,000!
Of course, it is only that high is cuz AI companies are passing around the same $100B and claiming it as income and GDP.
AllTheKitties
I mean, that's literally how gdp works. There aren't that many dollars in the world. It's the same dollars getting passed around over and over. Gdp just counts all the times any dollar was handed off.
michaeloberg
slopwizard
I'd rather the Dow be low enough that we are allowed to arrest and prosecute pedophiles again, if that costs me money then so be it
bippityboppitybuttsex
Same.... let's be honest tho, the stock market is the most overvalued it has ever been (see the Buffett Indicator, which is currently at 230% of GDP).... I do not have any of my retirement in US stocks since I expect them to collapse once people realize there is no one willing to pay to use AI
FrozenCoast
Don’t worry. A lot of this valuation is also juiced by about a trillion$ in stock buybacks in 2025 alone All those tax breaks and record profits being used to manipulate stock prices to further enrich the executive class. Isn’t capitalism wonderful.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Tech bros been doing that for 2+ decades. Apparently the 20th century burst was just practice bubble.
lifeisadadjoke
Look at how that worked for Enron. That didn't pump the brakes on the market, now did it? And the markets bought it again...
bippityboppitybuttsex
Fun Fact, Ken Lay faked his death to avoid prison.
androgenoide
The timing was impeccable.
Filanwizard
I didnt know that a real gas station had the Dinoco logo.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
One near me of this brand had a green dinosaur statue out front too. It's been sold at least twice since then and is no longer the Sinclair brand with the dino logo, but they've all kept the dino statue outside.
DukeDarkwood
Wait until you learn why the family in Dinosaurcs is named Sinclair.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Oh yeah Sinclair has had that logo for nearly a century.
ToSisPoS
Yes, up here in Canada the gas companies have been gnashing their teeth waiting for an excuse ever since Carney cut the carbon tax to gouge again.
ToSisPoS
Curiously, the blatantly pro-Israel PostMedia newspapers are not screaming their usual blue hell about gas prices increasing by 30% overnight.
Their spin is this is just something we gotta tighten our belt and not whine about.
Randomice
You can tell Faux News viewers by such questions.
ChiLLeCheeze
They could be the apolitical type because it makes them feel bad. Lots of those types.
2graves
Those people are awful as well
WhatTheFrench
I mean it is also fun to troll the Fox News viewers by playing dumb and asking such questions…
Eyeetsass
This is what I do. I play confused. Uninformed. Explain it to me. Then I get to say things like “those words all have meanings, but they mean nothing in that order”, or “man, that’s a whole lot of words that don’t actually mean anything”.
MenloPart
As soon as gas hits $5 in my area, I'm posting a picture and asking if this is one of those socialst leftist communist Democrat EV mandates.
MenloPart
(No, an evil old man invaded another country)
RenaissanceFaireMan
Where was gas $1.89?
ViolentlyJaded
OK about 3 months ago. I was there for business. It was shocking.
slinkydust
2010
Meryck
This. It's been hovering around $3.00/gallon in Western Michigan for a long while until now ($4.00/gallon)
zHurk777
Ours has been as low as $2.19 and I actually paid $1.99 a couple of months ago with my grocery store fuel points (30 cents/gal).
zHurk777
But gasoline here probably has been around $2.29-$2.89 the past year or so. I don't keep track. just memory and I don't recall having had gasoline price shock in a while.
Martraxz
Not sure why you got downvoted, i live in dfw and this was the case for me too.
makesense
My only issue is that there is no way to prove these were one month apart. But gas prices on average have gone up almost $1 since the SOTU address.
bahukiba
You know you can Google what prices were in what month and year right?
Subsound
Why isnt there?
makesense
A way to prove they were taken when they were? Because there isn't anything besides someone putting words over the photo. It's not as if that sign literally says the date.
Subsound
So humor needs factual verification they are 100% true?
I need to go back and look at all the jokes about submarines with screen doors then. They are obviously not verifiable, I didn't even have a photo.
makesense
My comment wasn't about the humor. It was about portraying something without all the facts. All I did was then clarify that in a shorter amount of time it had gone up $1....because this is even reported on news sites. And clearly you need to lighten up yourself if you are getting so mad at a simple comment.
Subsound
I'm mad because I read the tags on the post...compared to you telling how it cant be factually verified?
Dude, you need to slow your roll on the projection here or youre going to push yourself into a burst blood vessel lel