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Jan 20, 2021 8:04 PM
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Boblemoju
This guy would make a great game tester! (A guy that have done this shit for 10 years)
xochiluvr
Starship Titanic REPRESENT!
boodow
Yay!
jelladelta
Designed by dads, for dads.
kmikl
Seriously, it just needs a set of new balance white tennis shoes.
smartestguyintheroom
Hahahaha hahahaha!
andyskeels
Listen here, you little shit.
iabsolutelyfckingabhorguns
"A name"
UsernameMatt
There was a Matrix game for gamecube where you could take the blue pill and then it took you back to the loading screen.
kmikl
Which, really, is quite sensible: if it shut the console off though, that'd be PERFECT.
UsernameMatt
Ah, what a dream.
oblimo
"Do you have the password?" NO
bastarddad
I hide this kind of shit in my spreadsheet macros. People find them years after I have left. Playing the long game.
kmikl
21 points and no comments. Ok, challenge time: get this to most viral, (DV one of my other posts if needed) no comments other than this.
Nobody7713
Surest way to get downvoted: complain about points
kmikl
I wasn't complaining at all though... most posts I've made (the chitzy ones) usually had a couple of comments by the time it got 20 points.
PicassoCT
Whats the points of complaining..
PonyMadness
It's been to the front page numerous times.
kmikl
Also, maybe the meme has, but this one hasn't: RepostStatistics hasn't chirped in.
kmikl
Ah... Well, I didn't see it there any of those times.
ilikepineappleonmypizza
Hi getting sick of you, I’m dad!
ToonamiT0M
After that point it should just give you a silly name and be like "You think you're funny? Now you're Buttercup Fartpants." Then auto save.
EatMyclearGravy
Hi getting sick of you. I'm dad.
mrgreen326
Someone actually named wisely
Illithidbane
Shut up, Wisely.
kmikl
PERFECT ANSWER!
Barkinsons
Slash0mega
what type of security question is "what is your quest?"
optimistcynic
there must be a couple other answers that it does not accept. curious what they all are.
ImLurkingOnImgur
I don't like, that he chose wisely and it did not work. :-(
HenchGoalkeeper66
If you can't choose wisely, you'd better just try "all of them"
GhostofCain
But wisely cannot be changed later. Other names might be changed, though. Better try all of them.
imperialmarch
But didn’t try “wisely”....
imperialmarch
Dammit I’m drunk and didn’t read it properly. Damn booze.
imperialmarch
I did the honourable thing and downvoted my own comment
nugenki
iluvdis
Ya know, coding wise that would have been really easy. Well worth the few people who would see it. But internet fame was probably not expect
SirSparblington
It is never expect
HazeTheShade
Yea just a few if else statments
Fingerbob73
You basically just described all code
iluvdis
Lol painfully true haha
UnoriginalPoster2000
I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one my friend. Trust me.
Fingerbob73
And if I don't?
ImOPsMom
Also AI/ML. Billion dollar if/else statements written by the computer
kmikl
Everything in the universe is either a duck, or not a duck.
iluvdis
Your chances of being killed by a duck are low, but never zero.
HazeTheShade
Yea all code is just if else statements and loops
iluvdis
All code is just code. Lol print("Hello World")
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
This isn't "good game design". This is just a bored developer being funny.
seannikiforuk
Good and thoughtful can be interchangeable which you probably knew but still wanted the downvotes, wanker.
Geekyre
Best part if I remember right is game closes itself after that
FirstAidPoetry
You’re no longer invited to my birthday party, Brad.
GiddyKipper
Same thing
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
They are vastly different things.
kmikl
It's a good game developer being funny :)
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Yes but in no way is it good game design.
The7thSpheal
In and of itself, no. But for them to put this into the game shows, at least to me, that the Devs actually gave a damn about their work 1/
The7thSpheal
/2 not like this formulaic, design by numbers crap that gets pumped out of AAA studios every year.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
kmikl
Agreed.
kmikl
It's great game design.
DeepFriedFrenchTart
Sike! Got em!
PonyMadness
For anyone wondering, this is from Ghost 1.0. It's available on Steam.
BSwann
There's an episode of taskmaster with something like this https://youtu.be/oNICEmzQmqY
darthbiscuit
Yeah. It’s a kick ass Metroidvania with a great story. It’s also on Switch.
cepacolusmaximus
Only $13! Noice!
Jupman
"We did it reddit" is now an achievement for it.
ArdentSlacker
And there is an achievement for doing this.
kmikl
That's mint... Love it!
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
This is lovely bc reminds me my first days learning to program computers as a teen, the joy was truly unique
kmikl
Yeah, I wrote a hello world script that waited a minute and it said "well, that was lovely, wasn't it?
ArdentSlacker
I programmed a coin-flip fortune-teller with some surprising accuracy.
burglarsonlarceny
Whose the 1 downvote guy? Show yourself!
Poppthe1th
Nice
SoraHjort
It supposedly also makes the game close as well. Shame they couldn't do something like that for console ports.
ElbowDeepInAHoofbun
It does, on PC. Consoles tend to worry people think it crashed and thus will think the system isn't stable, though.
Trumpolicious
I bought that game three years ago and still haven’t installed it
claudesniper
if you look at steam statistics, most people do that for any and every game
Trumpolicious
Yeah, I have 375 games and I still primarily just play X-Com and Civ
plainoldfool
Ah, much like my Steam library.
kmikl
314 games... most have 0 hours on them.
Trumpolicious
I try to branch out, but I can just start a new run of a game I already love
plainoldfool
I'm waiting for Subnautica BZ's 1.0 release and maybe I'll stop playing GTA for a while.
unclefishbits
The designer was one very hoopy frood.
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
unclefishbits
Downloaded to my heart and reusing til I die. He died too young. I miss him so so much.
kmikl
Him and Sir Terry. Gone way too soon.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
The kind of guy who knows where his towel is.
whyisdamien
So hip he can't see over his own pelvis
unclefishbits
So cool, you could hang a side of beef off me.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
Everyone always asks “why is Damien” but no one ever asks “how is Damien?” So, how are you?
jademet
You have 42 points on this comment so I can’t upvote it
kmikl
He now has 69 points. Nice.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
jademet
Doing the lords work
BijouGreenBirdie