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Jan 25, 2018 12:39 AM
PurpleHelmetedYoghurtSlinger
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#39 yo dawg, I heard you like Buddha, so we put a Buddha in front of your Buddha so you can worship Buddha while you worship Buddha
YesICanHearYouClemFandangoooo
Poor Joyce Vincent. What a lonely end that woman met.
vilecomfort
TIL Dolphins ran terrible plays in the Super Bowl and then committed suicide?
KIDDVIDD
The Flamin' Hot Cheetos fact is true. My wife's best friend is married to that man's son.
fimbultyr
#17 is my unit currently! Still has the same mission
BRAAAAP4STUTUTU
Accurate motto, hunting down anti-air in an aircraft... that's some crazy shit.
Eclaircissement
#1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSfXh8IJEg4
YesICanHearYouClemFandangoooo
I cried all the way through this documentary.
emilytangerine8910
How could anyone treat and elephant like that.
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
American Pharoah, & any other thoroughbred stallion, only gets "paid" if the mare produces a live foal that stands on its own and nurses.
ArugulaZ
But he gets paid double if his offspring stars in a very famous sitcom from the 1990s.
peachesforme
that you know you remember. don't act like you don't know
PicturesquePitcherPlant
Really doesn't disprove time travellers, maybe Stephen Hawking just isn't fun to drink with.
JETHROPOWA
The schoolboy one was not Italian but English. That’s why I don’t believe any of these facts because you can search most of this info up.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
A lot do have a valid source if you google them. Not all, of course. And sometimes minor details (like your example) can be off
purgethefilthyheretics
What I don't get is why make such weird claims to start with.
Slanis
You can literaly see that he is holding Pounds
txtcrown
I think he was suspended not because he was selling snacks cheaper, but for selling in general. In my schools it's against the rules to sell
DigitalWaffle
I bet you someone did show up for Hawking’s party but it’s staying a secret...
MrDrWatson
I have that date set on my calendar and I plan to go to that party...in the future.
Monkeybone0
Bill Hader: "You know the ship sinks, right?"
CornwindEvil
He likely means Jack dying. Which, funnily, I guessed was going to happen from the first trailer.
TheGrinReaper
bryanew710
That sort of ignorance is reason 2 I've refused to this day to watch the movie. The ship itself was my first childhood obsession.
Gayforbae
It's really good! Kinda wierd when you watch it in French tho
puppykins
How does a dolphin commit suicide?
FamousestAnus
Yup...snakes commit suicide all the time...Google it if you're feeling dark...
amateurdeathstararchitect
He purposefully stopped breathing. The whole story is sad and disturbing.
heptite
Ram themselves into rocks. Drown themselves. Refuse to eat.
ZAufy
It shot itself, you didn't hear about that? Whole big thing
Andalite
Cheomesh
Less people in general, especially old folks.
Andalite
Yeah, but it's not old people kicking my seat on the plane or crying in the movie theater
Cheomesh
Ah, thin skin. Gotcha.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
#1 electric company would have shut the electricity of after 30 days, wouldn't they?
therecanbeonlyone2
It was paid through debt forgiveness and automatic payments from her trust funds.
TheClayKnight
#7 WELL ITS A GOOD THING THAT DIDNT HAPPEN RIGHT GUYS
DukeDarkwood
Not in that order, at least.
OlDickTwist
You have to be some level of soulless to shoot an elephant. Those majestic beautiful bastards.
RetaliatoryAnticipation
In other news, I have recently decided that I am going to win the triple crown. That is all.
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
How the fuck do you spoil the end of the titanic?
ijustwantedtolookatfunnypictures
Probably shouted about Rose being a door-hogging trollop and later throwing away millions of dollars
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
That makes sense actually.
Evilprodigy
Periods go INSIDE the quotation mark.
zeiss74
It depends.
angelajaine
George Foreman also has a daughter called Georgetta
HunterEx
I work in a store in Germany and I can say to 100% the price for that Arizona thing here is way more than 99ct
awwjeez
It's almost like goods imported from overseas need to be sold at a higher price to cover taxes and shipping costs. Crazy!
theyar
Peter's English teacher was giving him LSD and jerking him off at the beginning of each lesson, you left that out.
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
I wish I had that English teacher!
lysinedispenser
heptite
Sauce, for those who are curious: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
entropyk
One of the reasons the Navy gave up on dolphins is when bored, they would aggressively and physically try to sex play with unhappy divers.
theyar
Unhappy? She was jerking him off.
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theyar
Uh, what? You're not talking about what the rest of this comment chain is talking about.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wtf
deadandbloated
Shigeru Miyamoto is no longer allowed in public restrooms
Bananananafofia
The hanging of Mary the elephant really breaks my heart... That's just so f*cked up.
Kaysmira
I read about it once. The owner of the circus wasn't super keen on it, but there was an angry mob that wanted a spectacle. The "trainer">>
Kaysmira
was more of a handler, just some guy they had hired who had no real experience. They then super botched her hanging, the chain broke and>>
Kaysmira
she fell and broke bones, and they went and got another chain. It's sickening really. Sorry for the delay in parts 1&2.
IthinkIjustpoopedagain
#1 Steven Wilson wrote an album based off of this girl. Came out a few years ago called Hand. Cannot. Erase. Stunning album.
ArugulaZ
Routine will hit you like a wrecking ball. Not so hard on the feels, man!
StillbornGod
Gorgeous, heartbreaking album. Last lines are "But I'm feeling kind of drowsy now, so I'll finish this tomorrow." Choking up every time.
DickTertius
*citation needed
middlehead
Just browse reddit todayilearned, you'll see these days or weeks before they hit the "fact" compilation sites and they'll have sources
pegina
These facts are always super dubious. The Packers are not non-profit, they are publicly owned. There is a huge difference.
bryanew710
I've heard the Ilitch story before, FWIW.
IAlwaysPost140Characters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Bay_Packers_Board_of_Directors according to that they've been a publicly owned, non-profit since 1923...
Onium
The hung elephant is true. I live a few cities over from where it occurred. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)
bryanew710
The story in #1 was made into a movie about the victim's life.
Br1337
As a part owner I can confirm
sombrerohorsewagon
And what the fuck else was the elephant going to do besides wait around?
PurpleHelmetedYoghurtSlinger
Should I start fact checking the facts??
MerToo
#99 Robert "Piggy" Muldoon really did say that. He pulled no punches & was IMHO the last decent PM we've had, though Uncle Helen wasn't bad.
mazimillion
Is it great or terrible that a horse has sex three times a day?
pookieeatworld
Did you see the Kentucky derby that year? If that horse doesn't live like a pharaoh the rest of his life, it would be a travesty...
punkrawk97
Also the 72 Dolphins didn't lose. That's their whole thing.
Hrafna55
#1 is true and creeps me out whenever I have the rare occasion to travel to that location. It's behind a mall in London.
bunnylajoya
The one about Peter the dolphin is inaccurate too. The project's funding was cut, he was forced into cramped conditions & couldn't cope. :'(
Bossy22
When did the 1972 Dolphins lose a game?
Bulllet138
The Dolphins lost the Super Bowl in Jan 1972, the only game they lost that year
CosgroveShumway
No they went 10-3-1 that year and lost to the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. The following year they went undefeated and beat Washington 14-7
Drunk3nm0nkey
The 71 dolphins lost to the cowboys in Super Bowl VI which was played in 1972. They went undefeated the next year.
DerekFuselier
Came here to get to the bottom of this. Thank you!
aether11
Right? This did not make my poop more enjoyable. It made me aggravated, which only frightened my turds
asianmilkspray
You know what grind my turds? Fake facts.
VirtualChessLessons
Gayforbae
Oh my...
Traviscoletravels
TheFrozenCanadian
Asevage
Such a underrated comment. 10/10 snorted and woke my fiance up.
SexualChocolates
Actually they are a not for profit organization as it was set up so no owner could make money off their ownership of the team
SexualChocolates
Didn’t want to incentivize the owners to sell the team
pegina
This proving my point that internet facts (even my own) should never be trusted. Look at all these upvotes!!
Holemet
Once i saw the picture of that Joyce Vincent lady and I was shook
YesICanHearYouClemFandangoooo
What picture are you referring to?
Holemet
There are pics of the first lady’s dead body
Holemet
You wanna see it?
CantStopLurking
ultraprison
The “Twinkie diet” was actually meant to prove the opposite of what this says — he wanted to prove weight and health are not the same.
ultraprison
His conclusion was that he lost weight, but all his health markers/levels were worse and he felt terrible.
anunadulteratedmadman
It's mildly misleading. He did significant vitamin and mineral supplements in the form of a low-caloria daily protein shake/etc.
TheGist
And if you're on, say, a 1400 calorie diet that's only like 5 Twinkies and you can't eat anything else all day. Would be hungry all the time
VoodooQueen
That's some crazy willpower
WhyNotTellTheWholeInternet
The professor did take vitamin supplements etc.
GodApollo
Well you cant live off of vitamin supplements and twinkies.
Pjw120
Well you can
gambosa
cough fucking cough yes you can as long as you get water and what ever else you need it doesnt matter you may loose muscle but you can still
ParanoydAndroid
Not unless you're on a pretty hardcore multivitamin regimen, which would defeat the purpose of the experiment. Neither a standard OTC />
ParanoydAndroid
Multivitamin nor a Twinkie provide all essential amino acids. Twinkies also probably don't provide enough protein at all w/o unrealistic />