Oops????? More like JFK's adopted son trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

Look, Cap'n Crunch runs a tight ship... he's been in this cereal game since the 1960's.

Do you really think the adopted son of JFK ( https://crunchfacts.com/about-captain-crunch/ also see below) would accidentally produce only crunch berries only to say "Oops, oh well... we'll just sell it like this"? No way in hell... this is a purposeful marketing ploy to "sell" this mascot as a loveable absent minded cereal maker who made a mistake in your favor. Well I'm not buying Cap'n. According to that same website linked above, the Cap'n has an IQ of 200, there is no fucking way he's making a mistake like this.

I wonder how this son of a president received his stripes. In sure he's seen some action... look at that 1000 yard stare.

Also, this "Cap'n" is no captain at all. Based on his insignia he is a Commander at best, but that doesn't mean he hasn't seen and done some pretty messed up stuff. Don't take it from me... see for yourself...

From https://crunchfacts.com/about-captain-crunch/...

Biography:
Horatio Magellan Crunch was born on March 11th, 1943. Born on Crunch Island in the Sea of Milk – a magical place with talking trees, crazy creatures and a whole mountain (Mt. Crunchmore) made out of mysterious cereal.
His island was the target of one of the many secret bombings led by the United States during World War II. During one of the bombings, Crunch’s parents were killed and Crunch was orphaned. The young orphan was then adopted by a passing sailor from the US Navy, who was scouting the damage on Crunch island (this sailor’s likeness would later be sculpted into Mt. Crunchmore). That sailor, was none other than John F. Kennedy.
Kennedy taught Crunch everything he knew, from sailing to chess, Crunch’s favorite game of wits. Kennedy also instilled his firm belief of knowing all of the presidential names by heart. Crunch’s favorite is of course James Buchanan. Kennedy also encouraged Crunch to learn the names of all of the founding fathers. It was at this time that Crunch would learn the name of his greatest adversary: Benjamin Franklin.

Sailing Career:
Crunch inherited the legendary ship Guppy from his adopted father, and sailed it for all of his voyages.

Chess Record:
Crunch is infamously good at chess, with a staggering win/loss record of 369 wins and 7 losses.

Intelligence Quotient:
It is no secret that the good captain was a prodigal genius. When taking Buzzfeed’s widely respected IQ test, Crunch made perfect marks with a 200.