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hapshaugnessy
Oh me trout.
RoosterBrewster
Turn the carrr, harrrd to the left there moy son.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Ize the bye dat builds de boat and sails her back to Lizer
reverendunk
I have a friend who once described their sexuality as "Newfoundland" [a-, bi-]
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ok I guess this is where I admit on of my darkest secrets: I find the Newfie accent kinda attractive. So. Yeah.
possumattack
Jesus this is great. It's like Scottish Twitter, except this time I don't get it.
FutureHylian
M from burnolns b'y, how you gettin on there skipper? Got non der girlfrien yet? Down water 'day?
x64Overlord
Sounds like OP listens to Q 104.3
dragonsluvtacos
“Lard t’underin’ jayzus”!
godIhatepickingdumbusernames
The cat's not wrong.
sirbart
I used to work with a Newfie. We got along well and joked around alot. Never had a clue what he was saying though
PickledDundersnoot
Screech with a fancy label ain't Screech
briansimPoster951
I thought it was "New Found Glory"!?!?!
ComradeBones
Yis my son!
Theverant
Yes b'ye! How's yah mudder?
respondswithgifs
Darn you beat me to it! Was just about to post this after a fellow Canadian showed me haha
stupendiferous
G'wan wit ya
rossmartinez73
I don't get it but I like this cat +1
EvilDeadTed
The cat is how Newfoundlanders talk.
TweakerTheBarbarian
madchild81
I see you also visit capeshore memes
pupperdoodle
This is my original ;)
shenaniganagain21
Shut up and eat your cod tongues!!!
ajchafe
I will!
WhatsYourStoryHomie
WTF!? YOU EAT TONGUES!???
ajchafe
It's the best part (when cooked right).
Pimpbot50
I’m gutfounded. Fire up a scoff.
TrapsAreIllegal
Haha fuck this is accurate
EroticZombiePants
So Newfoundland is the Scotland of Canada. Got it.
pupperdoodle
Close enough XD
EvilDeadTed
No, Nova Scotia is the Scotland of Canada. It's even Latin for New Scotland. Newfoundland is like a weird Irish-Scottish mix.
Asperiitas
Newfoundland is the Cork of Canada
JackBurtonME
I'll just leave this here, as I like to do. https://youtu.be/tCXorHlegVM
thedoorman42
thedoorman42
WTF? CBC?
JackBurtonME
TVN... OR NTV?
fencer1964
The fuq did just happen here.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Ok um wow, yeah ok right yeah ok-ok yeah you wanna know what... ok that right there. Wow.
edmviking
Screech is so god damn good.
quillfreminenti
See, the way I describe it to people is that it tastes the way turpentine smells.
KaladasCRZY
I just learned that it's Jamaican! Pretty cool history actually with the trade and all
TheCheshireKhajiit
I feel like “Lard T’underin’ Jayzus”isn’t exclaimed enough in everyday conversation
quillfreminenti
The only person I've ever heard say it repeatedly is my Grandfather on my mom's side, so it IS a thing.
TheCheshireKhajiit
Lol nice! Also +1 for understanding what I was trying to say with that butchered comment
WhatsYourStoryHomie
What they saying? And whats b’y?
badgerthewitness
It’s a shortening of “boy” to a quick “bye”. I think.
TheCheshireKhajiit
And the what I quoted translates to “Lord Thundering Jesus” in common English
thisiscatman
Newfies are awesome. Shame we've never been able to teach them speak human....
Pandameter
did someone ever teach you speak human?
thedoorman42
Took two years of speech therapy after leaving the island, but I'm mostly fluent in human now.
DrunkenWife
We speak human, we just speak so fast that regular humans cant keep up
thisiscatman
My wife's a Newfie, I've been to the rock, I've met Marjorie, I've met Jarge. Ive heard enough to know it's English, just not human English.
pontiacgirl75
Damn right! lol, we need to keep the mainlanders confused
DrunkBobRoss
Nothing funnier than Newfie jokes.
Markuspsyches
Almost all the newfie jokes I've been told were just blonde jokes with fresh coat of paint claiming to me something new.
MadFamousLove
okay but this is accurate as fuck tho.
mtbelley
Especially when told by a Newf.
CRKing
ONLY when told by a Newf!
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
Nah, they're just funny.
veesee
Hey drunk bob Ross, we arent a joke. Bring sober bob Ross out please. ;)
DrunkBobRoss
Sadly, sober Bob Ross is no longer with us. :(
veesee
Wishes and dreams
DrunkBobRoss
troycub
Hear about the war between the Newfies & Nova Scotians? Newfies threw grenades. Nova Scotians pulled the pins out and threw them back.
Cr4zyC4tLady
DrunkBobRoss
quillfreminenti
Not gonna lie, as a Newfoundlander born and raised, I find Newfie jokes hilarious, and this one is great.
quillfreminenti
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/avjxj5/10-newfie-jokes A few of these gave me a hearty chuckle
HowCurious
Like that time they re-elected a clown?
toomuchtimetowaste
That was no joke...
RedIronCrown
If every Newfoundlander had voted Conservative we'd have... a Liberal minority government. Don't lay it at our doorstep.
JackBurtonME
You dont mean captain blackface do you?
HowCurious
The one and only
JackBurtonME
Hey newfies dont need oil they cant afford cars
beewizz
Never thought I'd see a Newfie meme on here ??
goboltz
As long as your "sorry" we'll allow it . .
whyyougottamakethingsawkward
On the front page no less!
discolicious
Think the last time I saw a meme from here it was the Hits FM van :)
TheGreatBlueHeron
I saw one yesterday, too.
DonutThief
Your newfie term of the day: ceasar salad. If ya don't put oil in er quad yull ceasar salad b'y!
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Wut?
DonutThief
translation: if you don't put oil in your 4 wheelers motor, you will seize it solid
thedoorman42
Careful now, don't you know that Newfie is now offensive?!
pupperdoodle
Not for true newfies.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Oh ffs, not to any I know
boevis
Ok Newfie
pontiacgirl75
Anyone to be offended by being called a Newfie is a pussy, now being called a Newf, that's a different ballgame
thedoorman42
I know. My eyes rolled so hard when I watched this on the CBC...
ReginaKasteen
It keeps shortening! Within a generation or two it'll just be "Nu". Then the relocation program will begin: "No nus is good nus."
samials
Jesus Christ that’s the best thing I’ve read all day
DonteHaversham
Wait really? Are there derogatory terms for Newfoundlanders? Who stigmatizes them, and for what?
thedoorman42
Newfie is a slang term for someone form Newfoundland. Newfie jokes are basically the same as blonde jokes But, mostly they are told in jest.
edgarMELLONCAMP
I heard the Americans based in stephenville during WW2 wanted to degrade us and used a different N word. Kind of calling us stupid.
edgarMELLONCAMP
May not be true. Just what I heard.
sianine365
We get called the "south" of Canada. Im from Deer Lake, and I can see why, but I dont agree. Newfies are the friendliest folk in Canada.
quillfreminenti
Woo! Elwood
sianine365
Also the most sexually active, but that statistic may have changed. Idk. Its also irrelevant, but a fun little factoid.
rjdog
Yeah, nothing weirder than going places outside the Atlantic provinces and hear people really annunciate all syllables like that.
thedarkcanuck
But in Ontario we still pronounce it "Trono"
LateNightBunnyParty
*enunciate.
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
I tell people I'm from NS and usually they'll go oh, Haaaaleefaaaax?
rjdog
How to spot a tourist: "Yar-mowth" "Dart-mowth" NO!! Like Plymouth, the old Chrysler brand... "Yarmith", "Dartmith".
inthe90swediddrugs
Yahmath, Darmath?
inthe90swediddrugs
Ehh Dahmath...
Irejectyourrealityandsubstituteitwithmyown
Had an Ontarian friend that said "True row" "Am Herst" no, it's Churro and Amers
Vegonbrei
Try getting folks to say Musquodoboit, or Kejimkujik, or Tatamagouche, or Antigonish...
liesmyparentstoldme
Shubenacadie
Toxoplasmosis
The only thing i got from that was tamagotchi.
Toxoplasmosis
Mosquitobite??