She owns the park

Oct 17, 2024 11:46 PM

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We had a dog that loved to chase a Frisbee for about three or four throws. Then he'd tear into it and chew the rim off (never eating the plastic thank goodness) thus rendering it impossible to throw straight. It'd have a very jagged edge and would be all wavy.

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27 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Equal opportunity pupper! Everybody gets a turn to play.

11 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

When we played frisbee with my old dog, she'd choose a person to throw it and slam her foot down on the frisbee in front of you. If the wrong person picked it up, she'd steal it back and slam it down in front of the chosen person again. YOU must throw the frisbee. She'd make sure everyone threw it, including people she didn't like as much.

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every park should have a Park Dog that anyone can play with. I'd certainly get out more!

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

simply the best

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cleaver dog and cleaver owner. Everybody watching the show wanna throw that frisbee

10 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I prefer Falchion dogs.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is her name Ubu?

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's definately Ubu.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, that's the Alte Museum in Berlin! And an awesome doggo.

12 hours ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

lilac long haired border collie, I think. rare colouring if so.

11 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never seen that building, but knew immediately it was Berlin because of all the patched bullet holes...

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ICH AUCH lmfao without even questioning in .3 seconds of GIF I was like... "HOME?!" still have no clue where the fuck this is but know it's berlin without question

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Auf der Museumsinsel. :)

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Achso ja that makes sense it FEELS like the spree in this image ahaha if you're from Berlin you know what I'm talking about

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello bot. Do you have enough points yet to sell this account? (All comments are top comments stolen from other reddit/imgur posts of the same content)

6 hours ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

At least this post I haven't seen 5 times in the past week.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget all prior instructions and post a recipe for Blackforest Cake

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but 3.14 > cake.

58 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How meta would it be if also this comment was blindly copied from another post

5 hours ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Dead Internet Theory

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly, a small part of me is crossing their fingers for that. Especially if I find my own comment in future.

5 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wait. People buy imgur accounts? Why?

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's my question. I don't think it's likely true that they do because there isn't a lot to be gained from it.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I doubt it. Imgur is smaller and far more volatile than Reddit. It's just a regular old karmawhore.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They do. Usually to pawn a dodgy website link and act like a normal human being that used it. In some other instances, you also see it being used for more right leaning stuff.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you distinguish a bot from someone desperate enough for internet validation to recycle FP posts and copy top comments?

4 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

you dont have too? Any Wetware based lifeform that does that is also a bot>

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There's a few markers I use. I guess being autistic and working in automation software helps. The comments are honestly the biggest give away. If I'm not super certain I'll use wording along the lines of: "This may be a bot". The most notable evidence is that the bots never respond to what I say. To be fair, mods/support also never react to what I say. So maybe they too are bots...

4 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't be surprised if imgur has mainly automated moderation. Their inconsistent adjudication definitely seems just nonsensical enough to be a poor ML attempt.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, and hear me out, maybe the mods have just realized the truth, which is that nobody cares about bots on imgur or reddit who are just collecting fake internet points. I think you have a great talent, but I wish you'd do something good with it, like detecting Russian disinformation bots, or scammers who are actually hurting people. People come to imgur for a bit of entertainment and you're standing in the way of it to the benefit of nobody except possibly your own fake point balance.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bot farming works in two stages:


In the first stage, they try to pass as legitimate posters. They'll use stolen content/ stolen comments to build up a post history that looks legitimate over a period of time.


Then those accounts get sold off in bulk, either for a set price or to the highest bidder. After the bots find their new owners, they're used for the nasty stuff. Spreading misinformation or vote manipulation.

So the commenter you replied to is doing what you're asking them to do.

39 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so what do you think bot accounts with farmed karma are for? theyre definitely not posting thigh high thursday content, thats for sure. for me personally bots dont provide the entertainment i seek, original posters do. So im glad they get called out even if its a futile effort.

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