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Nov 25, 2023 7:43 PM

Sanotassard

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Oh, shit.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This happened to me roomba sent me a new one after i called customer service.(just said it stopped working, didn’t mention details). Cleaning up was a bitch tho. I dont schedule a run in the morning anymore

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poomba

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Another robot vacuum commits "Pooicide".

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best shit post today

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Call iRobot. They’ll probably replace the unit for free.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My moms roomba caught a dead mouse the cat had dragged in. I was the only one who could clean it without retching. Yay me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t show me this! I’m getting a puppy tomorrow!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this what happens when you don’t feed them.

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This is the only reason I won't buy one. Not until "recognize and don't drive through shit" is a STANDARD feature

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2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

why I love Weiss' expression so much!?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of the time my kid got their diaper off while in the crib. That was a fun time...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The poomba

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS IS MY GREATEST FEAR

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This cleaning robot doesn't clean shit!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could be worse. Could have been a screw or something and it did that as a huge scratch you can’t get rid of. Not fun cleaning up the poop…but it can be cleaned :) floors need a deep clean anyways (kidding)!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The smell...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

haha, robot can't see shit. :)

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This should be the top comment, lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a feature request ?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The newest Roomba is supposed to be able to detect it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

or people around the globe drive it remotely through the camera?

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God that just looks disgusting that means they did a good job

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Why isn't the poop brown? Is it supposed to be baby poop?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing but a fast food diet

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It grouted the vinyl with shit

2 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 1

I have been laughing at this comment (and the post) for about five minutes now.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

It grouped the grout? Idk what I'm saying

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does vinyl plank usually have space between them? Mine doesn't. I was thinking it's actually wood look ceramic and it covered the grout with poo. Which is way worse than if it was actually click-lock vinyl

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's quite common, yes. At least in the nothern part of Europe where I'm from. You can buy both though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I noticed that after I said it, probably tile at least easy to clean with a mop

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vinegar and water, we had this happen twice, we call it the shit tornado.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the vaccum 409 or FANTASTIC.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poopocalypse.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would walk in, smell it, walk out, and call someone else to clean it. My gag reflex is too over excitable to deal with that XD

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first that sounds like you being snarky, but i guess if you _know_ you're gonna throw up you would just make the mess worse.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. I would 100% throw up. Likely many times. I'd call either a pro or a friend, but either way they would be paid

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See the shit in the wheel grooves? A bunch of that got caught inside the body of the bot as its wheels were turning. Throw it out.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Yup. There's no salvaging it, not without tearing it all the way down and cleaning EVERYTHING. Just throw it away and get a new one.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Those things are expensive... tear it down and clean everything.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Sure, you can try this, but poop soaks into surfaces. That plastic body is no exception.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That depends entirely on the surface. Porous surfaces let stuff soak in. Plastic shells are not porous. You can get reusable nappies made of synthetic fibres (i.e. plastic) that you wash and use again. Shit is not some magic substance that eludes washing; you can clean it with soap, water and mechanical action.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But take a video of the tearing so you can watch it in reverse as a handy little guide on how to build shitty roombas.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The final step will blow your mind!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I don't have one.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Thi-… this circumstance specifically? Seems like somewhat of a niche scenario at least at my home.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A wife? A dog? Or a Roomba?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just dont run one unsupervised or when you are not at home.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

whats the point of it then? because if i have to monitor the "automatic" vacuum its less than worthless isnt it? would you buy a washing machine that destroys your clothes unless you watch it for 3 hours? also why arent your animals housebroken? if they cant be why run the roomba? imagine causing problems for yourself and wanting sympathy. "i dont care for my animals or my house look what happened"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought that was the whole point? that you just run them when youre at work

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

i figured the easier solution should be just don't have literal shit on your floor

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh look at mister money bags over here who can afford to not have shit on their floor!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pets do not always shit where you want them to...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you have to babysit it that takes a lot of the benefit away.

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Eh most are not that great anyway imo, unless you are willing to drop significant money on them, still its limited by its size, and wont perform as well as a dyson or something similar anyway, from using cheap vacuums to using a dyson v10 was enlightening how much a good vacuum can work compared to a cheapy, or a robovac thats weak.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is shit on the floor a common occurrence at your place?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I have a cat with digestive problems. Puddles of puke on the floor is a very common occurrence

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is when I come to visit. How you doing bigmutts?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you stand up from the couch to walk all the way to the toilet?

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I have a cat. No way I'm getting a roomba.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It has happened. But far from common.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Catahoula?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good looking doggos

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The one on the right looks guilty AF

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why you always have a light on jsut incase you have to go up in the middle of night, learned that the hard way after a nightime squish.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Re-learned this lesson last week. Was feeling sick, woke up in the middle of the night to my bf puking his guts out in the toilet, walked up to see is he was alright. First step in the hallway slipped on some cat vomit. FML.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got a puppy. Got a roomba. Asked wife to PLEASE PLEASE not use the roomba unsupervised before puppy became house trained. Wife did not listen. Wife spent afternoon cleaning floor and begging me to clean the roomba. Wife did not use roomba unsupervised before the dog became house trained again.

2 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 1

To be fair, wife did clean the outside of the roomba which was most of it but I had to take apart the middle swirly thing and clean it because she didn't know how to.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got the one with the poop sensor.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did you clean the room a?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

By 'clean' you mean "throw in the trash and get a new one"? Because that's the only way to fix that.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

I've cleaned one before. Not fun, but doable

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

a shit job

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Eh, the poop flakes you missed will slough off eventually anyway.

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