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My husband Kaiser Schnack and I rewatch Hobbit and LOTR every holiday season. So much walking.
Happy New Year!
Anarchduke
#4 Sung to the tune of Mr Brightside
huffnpuff72
#17 in Australia I feel the reality hitting is phased over the next month with half your friends having to go back to work the Monday after new year (up to a week later) while the rest head to the beach/camping/cricket in various stages until school returns at the end of January. Then reality hits.
nemocares
#14 Though given the highly limited timeframe during which the universe can support life vaguely akin to us (say a hundred trillion years or so) it would probably have to occur as a "Boltzmann washing machine" if it's to be likely to happen within the current observable universe.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#17 imagine doing all this during the summer holidays. It's even more blurry
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Doing the dishes is easy. Landry is hard because I haven't had a washing machine and dryer in years and have to either carry laundry down 3 flights of stairs to a shitty machines that barely works and costs me money, or I gotta take it down the street to the laundrymat, and I don't own a car.
Mortbise
How do you know what it's like to battle 12 seagulls ?
chancellordemario
ilovebigmutts
#1 folding xxxl shirts and 46 inch bvds will do that... source? Me
Streptomyces
Whoa there partner. Since when is folding the laundry part of “doing laundry”?! That’s a whole separate task that you do a couple days later once the fatigue has worn off.
Yourname942
#9 I subconsciously always wondered what he reminded me of. And now I know.
UnitConversionBot
2023 pt ≈ 957.24 liters or 210.56 imperial gallons
FaithAlone
#1 I just folded the pile I’ve been moving around for the last two days and I have two clean towels left so I need to do a whole new load.
AdorableBastard
#1 - Because it's four steps: 1. put everything in the washer, 2. put everything in the dryer, 3. fold everything, 4. put everything away. And sometimes you have to repeat steps 1 and 2 multiple times.
MisuseOfLiterally
#1 why are people exhausted of doing laundry? its literally the easiest chore. Toss clothes in washer. wait. toss in dryer. wait.
the most "exhausting" parts are separating colors IF you do that, hanging the clothes to dry IF you do that, and folding the clothes
WorkLurker
Vacuuming is the easiest in my opinion.
MySushi
Laundry is easy af. Just use lotion to prevent hand dryness while the wet or dry and hot clothes are scraping against your fingers or you feel chafed and get hangnails from the oils being taken away from your skin
wandermanspacebot
Buffalo Bill, is that you?
ParallelParkingInABurka
Maybe it's because I only have to do laundry for myself, but I've always found it to be by far the easiest chore, and I don't even have a dryer. Like, the washing machine does almost all the work for you! I wish there was a machine for cleaning the bathroom...
bunnyrut
Washing my own clothes means I don't have to do laundry for sometimes a few weeks.
phuzz00
This post reminded me to do my own washing. Not counting the time it took in the machine (while I was doing other things), it took me 10 mins to take my dry clothes down, fold them, put them away, and to hang up the wet stuff. And that was 9 days of washing instead of 7 because I forgot to do it the last couple of days. I am far from a functional person so I have no idea how it can take some people so long (assuming you're only doing one person's washing).
OmnibusLatinName
1 hr run time is perfect for VG's. Get up, walk a little, work for like 5-10 minutes, hang it up, put it away. Super easy. Scrubbing my shower, kill me.
nilaismad
I don't mind putting the laundry in and running the washer, but I want no part of the laundry party after that. I don't have a dryer either, but that doesn't bother me. I don't mind hanging them up. It's the having to move the clothes multiple times that gets me. I only have to do that because my husband does his laundry all the time, and I promised to start moving my shit so he can hang his up.
Elnauriel
My friends and I used to have a LotR marathon once a year in the summer. All 3 movies, extended editions, in one day. We'd switch houses between movies so we wouldn't get bored of being in the same room for 12 hours straight. Lots of fun, and some good memories. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you had until you can't get it back. Your LotR and Hobbit marathons are going great! =)
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#15 That's another thing that always bothered me about SW. Weren't Jedi supposed to construct their own light saber? Like as part of their training?
Trifone48
I hate putting on the laundry, I hate putting out the laundry but no other chore has the same relief when its all done.
nixwheenie
#17 soooooo true
Keibrina
#8 Chili peppers be like "I will fight you anywhere any time, even when I'm dead. Onions make you cry? I will make you hurt."
rukeman
Learned a hard lesson years ago. Never go pee after you've cut hot peppers even if you wash your hands several times. You will pay a heavy price.
PacManDreaming
I'm fortunate thati have a high capacity washer and dryer. Two to three loads of laundry(that includes bedding) and that's it. Of course, I fold and hang my clothes like a hobgoblin, and my bed hasn't been properly made in decades, but laundry is super simple.
Washing the dishes, on the other hand, was a fucking chore. Now, I eat so little(7 or 8 bites, per meal), I just use plastic utensils.
mrsdowneyjr
#4 this is my first out loud laugh from imgur in weeks
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
#1 every time I see this complaint online I'm like, am I doing laundry wrong? What's so exhausting?
Are you saving up weeks & weeks of clothes? Are you washing by hand in a river? What are you doing!?!?
funkmoth
#10 what's all this then?
jwebbmx75
Lizzo is immortal and the snails… the snails hunt.
Twinklepot
#9 Brenda Fricker. Uncanny resemblance though!
Elnauriel
Have we ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time, though?
Twinklepot
This is a good question 🧐
moonshadowkati
#1 Try doing dishes every night, only to have more immediately get used... I hate dishes.
mrsdowneyjr
My son is a night owl and I wake up to chicken fajita mess or beef bulgogi pans.
GoodEveningStarshine
I like cooking. I hate washing the same pan I just cleaned yesterday!
TheDisscoPotato
This. I will make a whole ass day out of laundry, I will find all the missing socks and reorganize the drawers. I do not want to do the dishes.
SoftKleenex
Being Asian I handwash all dishes. We just use the dish washer as a giant drying rack
Nexus297
dataismyspiritanimal
I love laundry! Dishes are my downfall.
Hemelsblauw
This
tazij
Wanna come live with my XD I hate laundry but love dishes
Quessir
My mother's 60th birthday cake had a woman half-buried in a washing machine. Because it's the one thing she's always doing.
moonshadowkati
Riiiight
Quessir
Her face when we brought it out was hilarious - just sheer confusion. Then she burst into laughter along with everyone else. It was great.
moonshadowkati
Lol nice