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#okay #funny #humor #relationships #makememad
Mar 5, 2026 9:24 AM
sindail
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#okay #funny #humor #relationships #makememad
GrenithTheSkald
Sparkmateriality
I would have picked quiet.
tinyfootprints
This is like talking to my SO except for the "I'll do anything you want" part.
RElGNMAN
stoots24
"I'd prefer not to."
ParaspriteHugger
GravyEducation
Gubernatorial
JimFromMarketing
Anal.
The mad word and the want word so it's a 2fer
yesdearmetoo
BananaForScaIe
Okay?
americancheese1
Queef
ZeroLyfe
K
Ziabatsu
If you have to make your wife mad to win the bet, you have lost the bet.
Joecoin2
Okay.
CheeseCoffeeChests
Relatable
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
And then?
Meowy666
Niagaran
What a strange conversation to have ... in a very large bathtub?
Nukls
okay
MrRSJ
okay
Nukls
oKay
SteersAndQueers
mmmKay
MoonyT
reminds me of playing super mario world with my little sister. "what button spin jumps?" "Y" "because i wanna know!!". She got so mad so fast. and i was like this is one time im not trying to mess with you!
Revicus
Spin jump is A, so you may have been messing with her regardless.
Dannoboyo
My first wife would get crazy when she wanted to fight and argue and I wouldn't argue with her. And that was the word. OK. Sure. Fine.
ScrippyChan
Who the fuck WANTS to fight? I'm already exhausted after contemplating that for two seconds. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dDkzN2d2dDNscm82ZjJ0cTV5bjNzMTZxcjU4emN1bDJncGdrdm1xNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LhRqBDPVOaOCk/200w.webp
Kiares
Luckily I figured mine out in the Fiance stage. Never realized needing to cause fights was in people's relationship repertoire before that.
picselator
I learned about "Reactive abuse" in a similar way.
GravyEducation
Aaaw i TILed that and have experienced it. Then they gaslight ya and nobody is winning in this scenario. Love you boo, talk to me about it if you want, free imgur therapy
GravyEducation
Also fuck that's literally what's going on in my life right now. Me and my brother. Let me sum it up in a rocket clip https://youtu.be/EmeYYoWeYrs people just flip out sometimes because they're used to abuse and when they see it again, they go full guns blazing. Fuck. We all do.
picselator
The nervous system only knows familiar, not good nor bad. I remember reading somewhere they can't help it, too. Also love you too boo, talk to me about it if you want, free imgur therapy
GBMaker
This is even funnier than that "What?" video.
GBMaker
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/anKBYbjeI3M
PerthAussieMike
What?
GravyEducation
CorvidPrime
I disagree, but okay…
ChefHannibal
okay
BenderRodriguz1010
BeckyLookAtHerButt
What does Marcellus Wallace look like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMUj7XJ5Q
DasBeaker
But what if he likes the Oontz?? https://youtu.be/OuNby19-_C8
GravyEducation
A bitch
b00guy
What what?
DarkVoivod
In the butt...
TheDoctorCrankenstein
It's been almost 20 fucking years since that "music video" went viral.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
BananaForScaIe
Beat me.
b00guy
nutmegonyourdoodle
Comedy in the wild folks! Right here.
powwerbottom
Here are some others:
1) irregardless
2) weary (when they mean wary or leery)
3) druthers
4) supposably (when they mean supposedly)
5) "That's a [verbing] [noun]!" As in, that's my spending money, these are my walking shoes, and that there's some eatin' cheese gall durnit
Revicus
Isn't the formulation of verb+noun commonly accepted English, for expressing the purpose of the thing in question? Ex: Hiking boots. Stirring stick. Riding helmet. Sewing needle. I know these things aren't always easily articulated, and it's none of my business, but I'm curious what the objection is. Is it because these examples are redundant or self-evident? Similarly curious about "druthers". (In full agreement on the other three, no questions there.)
powwerbottom
Growing up Texan, there was not always a distinction. Pretty sure my Pop used to throw the verb in there to mess with us LOL
Revicus
I think I get it. Thank you.