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#debatenight #maddiestone
Jun 28, 2024 1:49 AM
linguistfromhell
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#debatenight #maddiestone
whatspaulplayingtoday
True then, true now.
traumapatient
Touché
hoehandleharry20500
That’s as fast as Biden is crashing
ToonamiT0M
Maybe, if we're lucky, it will return and put up out of our misery.
AyatollahBahloni
I wish I could join it.
Blimjoe
And if it survived; pascal B manhole
robkyky
Fuck that guy! I hope dies from anyway possible. As for Biden, at least two of the 2nd term years will be run by Harris...
Electricmoon003
So true", get me the f... outa here"
DjFireside
If Biden stays on the same course of degeneration, the only option the demo have would be a primary replacement. If he falters again to many will run from his camp
annoyingpeoplewithmyheathencomments
at this point, can it even be called a debate?
Baskaa
First real laugh of the day. Thank you!
beaubrent
Dems insisted on not allowing a primary, result is the weakest candidate.
naomiMoonBeast
How did we get to the state of our country that allowing these two to be our running candidates
imakeeper
Tweet from 2016 holds up quite well.
jstraw731
I was gonna say… its been a couple years
PaddyPatrick
Probe? There are 2 of ‘em!
BubblesTheFish
How long will it take this broadcast to reach it?
Hashbrown123
About a day I believe.
RedClaws23
@OP hasn't posted or commented in 11 months and came out of the woodwork to "both sides" the debate. Y'all, @OP is likely a russian asset
linguistfromhell
What? Nope. Just a guy reusing an old joke that I posted in 2020 that was a screenshot of the previous presidential debates,
shuttlecockinakumquat
Unfortunately for Voyager, it reestablished communication with Earth, iirc
yesmaybenot
Just to say, so long, suckers.
DGeneration92
Hey Vo, you mind swooping back around? No need to stop, I'll hop in on the run
TheBobbyLlama
🤔 https://imgur.com/kBdOwyZ
Jaggededges113
I'm too scared to look
Couchwarrior1337
I'm not scared so much as burnt out. I am so sick of listening to that lying shithead felon. Just give me a transcript or overview and let me be done with it.
sadurdaynight
Don't worry. Tomorrow imgur FP will be flooded with memes, jokes, russian bots shit-talking and all that stuff. It'll be a shit show for a day then die down again.
imperfectregulator
Yes it’s a shit situation all around, but I’m still voting for and encouraging everyone I know to vote for Biden, he may not be perfect, may be old, and losing it at times, but he’s done a lot of good during his presidency, and trump will be much much worse, and trumps supporters don’t give a shit what he does and vote for him no matter what, and that’s what we’re up against we need to vote for Biden with just as much ferocity, while paying the most attention to our local elections
r0b074p0c4lyp53
I think most people on imgur are voting for Biden, we gotta stop trump at all costs, we're just all really disappointed that he's all we got. He's going to get absolutely demolished on the right leaning boards. No way he won over any undecided voters with that "performance".
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
Voyager probe for president!
shuttlecockinakumquat
Oh shit no. I played FFXIV Endwalker already.
TheMightyMollusk
The Endsinger did nothing wrong.
WhatTheFruckRrobsterKraws
Put this political shit on Facebook
AreYouABadPerson
You seem rather obsessed with facebook. Is the facebook in the room with us, on this different social media platform for sharing shit that started as nothing more than image hosting for ANOTHER social medial platform, right now?
WhatTheFruckRrobsterKraws
Trislar
Put this shit on MySpace!
AreYouABadPerson
Tom at least knew to sell and just fade off into the shadows to enjoy his fortune in peace.
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
Gods, how I envy Voyager
conniecpu
Screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home
masiakasaurus
Me too
VincitQuiSeVincit
V-ger pities the carbon-based life-forms.
DigitalDragon75
I don't know. Being out in a strange and lonely environment, no one around to talk with, and the occasional message from home nagging you at all hours, telling you to do things.
bippityboppitybuttsex
It is so alone tho... I mean, we did just regain comms with it... but everyone knows that the fix was temporary and it is only a few dozen years before it vanishing in the space between solar systems and is utterly and painfully... alone.
Oatmealman1
Until it comes back destroying everything in its path just to find and speak with it's creators
bippityboppitybuttsex
Nah, that was Voyager VI, and we only launched I and II...
acetothermus
But it will be back as V'ger. So at least we have that going for us.
MidoryMoon
Hate to burst the bubble of optimism, but that was Voyager 6.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Yeah, we killed the program after Voyager 2.
bippityboppitybuttsex
That was Voyager VI (we haven't launched it yet)... This one is the one the Klingons destroy at the beginning of Star Trek VI [sadbeep.gif]
B2SteakSauce
Spoiler alert /s
bippityboppitybuttsex
It has been 33 years, I am not using spoiler alerts... if you haven't seen it, you weren't planning to.
Pokegeologist
Nah, that was Pioneer 10 or 11.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Also, it was Star Trek V... not VI... and it was Pioneer 10... I was making an joke.
DaddyChillWhatTheHellIsEvenThat
Is it too late to get Pete Buttigieg to run? Like if party leaders woke up from their deep slumber and decide to do it, is it doable? He will have the solid 40 year age advantage on Trump and can probably eat him alive in a debate. Trump literally had nothing to show. He just looked stable by comparison
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
How? Are you talking about the shark guy?
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
I want Katie Porter and I will double down on this.
CliffWestern
I feel like we could dream a little bigger if we're gonna dream
aalcoholism
You mean the guy that disappeared while the worst environmental train crash was burning for WEEKS in Ohio ? 😂 Hard pass.
Unoski
He’s not in charge of that
Hercules99
He was 100% present when the FSK bridge collapsed. He was phenomenal.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Pete would be awesome, but a lot of people seem to hate his guts. Gavin Newsome would be the obvious pick I think, if picking were required.
fancysandwiches
Canadian here... I've only seen Buttigieg speak a few times, but he seems intelligent, compassionate, professional, and patriotic (the old fashioned kind, not the storm-the-Capitol kind). Ffs, put that man on the ticket already... at least as Joe's VP.
ShrokNil
It's kind of amazing he isn't already.
UpwardFacingKnight
How bout Gavin Newsome?
FelixG
He would get eaten alive after the show he put on to kiss China's ass in San Fran
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
No. Gavin wants it too much.
DaddyChillWhatTheHellIsEvenThat
I don’t think he has a following like Pete. Pete as president sounds progressive. Gavin is just another democrat. At the least drop Kamala and get Pete as VP so people can vote without having to worry about Joe kicking the bucket while in office.
UpwardFacingKnight
Even as VP the assholes would get too fired up to beat.
UpwardFacingKnight
Wouldn’t take long for him to get a following. And I love Pete but we are decades away from voting in a (openly) gay man as president in this country.
aalcoholism
You’re drunk if you think that’s a better alternative. And that’s a lot coming from my username 😂
UpwardFacingKnight
Good call. l was a little drunk haha. But I stand by it.
friendsofsandwiches
nothingelsetodo
Not my favorite Star Trek series but definitely my favorite opening theme song sequence.
Narsuaq
USSBigBooty
"Take Tuvix to the transporter room and make him into coffee."
FuzzyX
Janeway actually said "There is coffee in that nebula." meaning antimatter which can power the coffee making replicators.
USSBigBooty
Not quite, it was deuterium, which is used in the matter-antimatter reaction process.
Blimjoe
They should have pulled a Thomas Riker and taken him out in a shuttlecraft and beamed him through a nebula/anomaly/spatial distortion/*insert more science fiction buzzwords here* to bounce signal reflection back to the shuttle and up the buffer power on voyager so they both get a signal... bingo, 2x Tuvix, and then do the separating of the talaxian from the vulcan
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
That just sounds like you have double the Tuvix problem. Once they are separated into twin Tuvixes, they now have unique experiences, and you now have two beings who individually want to live.
mouseasw
That's why you gotta do the separation at the same time as the duplication. One asshole enters, three assholes leave.
chicharrone
Watching the debate- the only hope we have is for Trump to have a massive stroke and die
ChikaChickaBowWow
They will say he was assassinated and start a riot. They won't ever believe the truth about anything.
NightfallEverdark
I have money on him having a big one in September. Too late for the Republicans to get a new candidate and they have to try and run the VP pick instead.
mezzidriel
PLEASE let this prediction be right
TheDildoOfConsequences
This comment did not age happily.
FuzzyX
We can say many democrats had a stroke during that debate where Biden needs to do better in the second debate.
VerifiedApproves
I dun like the rhetoric. Biden did just fine and even called Trump a whiner as the last line. Trump was a trenchcoat filled with catchphrases and Ronald Reagan's name. Yall gotta hold the line and point and laugh at the orange man to give others the confidence to.
AtomicCometLauncher
God, there's going to be a second one? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
FuzzyX
Trump wanted more debates but Biden set the maximum to two. The second one is on September 10 hosted on ABC News.
ThatuldoPig
whatsisname
Kamala is pretty trash though. I'd probably still be willing to sacrifice Biden if it meant Trump also kicked the bucket, but I wouldn't go as far as to say "Both is Good"
LetThemEatPie
Good was never an option
ShoggothTree
*another , he's already had one
AGiantSlor
Stormy Daniels doesn't count.
TheMightyMollusk
No, no, "MASSIVE" stroke.
slzydud
kamenhokage
Yeah he's gonna win too, if he doesn't. Cause of people not voting for the Israel supporter on "principle". Which is why Trump's gonna come in with a lot of votes. This time for real. So. Start praying. Or book tickets to Mar-a-Lago, whichever.
Toqom
Every vote for Trump is from a stupid person and every person saying he will win is also a stupid person. Don't project such evil things. Trump winning will end the USA. Anarchy will reign as the largest fraud in the US is given the lead once again. Trump should be serving life in prison since the 80s when he started taking Russian mob money
Strategicgnomer
I don't think you understand what's happening though, he's winning in every poll. And if it was twenty years ago I'd say, "that's not really indicative of anything" but they're far more accurate today and often reflect reality 1:1. He's going to win unless he's in jail or dead and America is leaving democracy behind. That's been the trend for decades anyway. It's a failed system. What happens next is civil war or brutal dictatorship. That's reality now.
L4dead2
I started voting again just to ensure the Republicans don’t win this time. I know I’m late but I’ve been paying attention more these past few years.
ReaperCDN
Every single time you hear some fucking moron say that, make sure you respond with, "Trump supports Israel." That's it. No further discussion needed. No matter what they say back.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
He is also against Ukraine.
kamenhokage
I know he does. OF COURSE HE DOES. The PRESIDENT of the USA will support Israel until they go Communist or the Heat Death of the Universe. Doesn't matter who's in the seat. But there's -morons- out there who say stuff like 'no if u voet 4 bIden u r supprting hsi pozishun so u have 2 not vote 4 him' and that's literally how Hillary lost in 2016. 'I wanted 2 voet 4 burny'. And yes the typoes reflect how dumb I think those people are. Have principles. Put them on hold for the greater good. Please.
ReaperCDN
Then you say to the morons who you hear saying that, "Trump supports Israel." No matter what they respond with, just keep pointing that out. "Biden is supporting genocide by supporting Israel!" - Trump supports Israel. "But if you support Biden you're supporting the genocide." - Trump supports Israel. // When the people you talk to don't care about facts, don't argue. They're just interested in pushing the message out. Just push it right back.
gesel
Most of those pushing the "can't vote for anyone who supports Israel" messaging are agents. They don't want or need to win an argument and absolutely have less than zero interest in defending Gaza or they would never take a position that didn't start and end with "We must elect Biden to minimize the harm to gaza." But they don't because it isn't about gaza, it is a ploy to dissuade liberal voters, to give the less committed an excuse to not vote, to help Putin or Xi or Trump, to advance fascism.