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TarnishedReputation
#2 vintage measuring cups. I have a set of them ?
Z4REN
#2 My grandma had those same cups... RIP (to the goose cups, grammy's still kickin)
PunnyTiger
#22 break it into sand and distribute grains to the national museum of every nation that the British museum has robbed.
Woolytop
#6 ...I didn't know you could get paid for that.
quelin
#8 my grandma was a teenager before they had a house with an inside toilet.
Lazarillo
#15, so if you believe in reincarnation, is suicide just rerolling?
SherMattLockSmith
#1 My dad got his hip replaced in his 50's after putting it off for 30 years from a motorcycle accident. He was surprised they made both(1)
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(2) Of his femurs the same length after the surgery as they had always adjusted it with his prosthetic leg instead.
notblubber
#1
aloysiuscentauri
It seems no one underestimated your power in regards to not having the high ground.
omnipotentpasta
#1 nope! Please make me 6 inches shorter to confuse everyone.
DickeyBirdie
Couchwarrior1337
Mom wants me to be a doctor, dad wants me to be a lawyer, Me:
EroticZombiePants
#14 It's like all the times I've forgotten a few of the songs on my mp3 list features swearing until I hear it again.
EroticZombiePants
Sorry you heard "fucking". This is on shuffle and I never thought to make a PG list.
JabesMcJabesface
#50 huh, happens to people, huh?
curmudgeon91
I know plenty of men who jokingly touch each other's bums. I love their comfort with each other. They don't touch girls like that either tho
Superkraut
#22 the contents of the British Museum enter the chat
SkamanSam
#4 they did this shit to me in middle school. Thats how i found out I NEED the distractions to focus. I need to keep my rowdy brain occupied
mimomisu
I can't believe this moron has 11 upvotes
BryanTenn
I checked out music I liked as a teen (decades ago) and realized the lyrics I never paid attention to were sh!t. Like wtf was I thinking?
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
#4 My parents punished me by forcing me to sit somewhere and do nothing. One time I broke a cuckoo clock chain and ate it one link at a time
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
I always found something to do.
Mistress0fMayhem
VIVA EL VAQUITA!!!
DejaReke
#2 I have these they’re amazing
nailclippersofdoom
#22 And yet they stole all of ancient Egypt that they could carry on a ship.
ThomasThundersword
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DonutOlympian
#8 my dad didn't have running water in his house when he met my mom. And the was in the early 1970s.
uitSCHOT
My grandparents wrote a biography for their 60th wedding anniversary and when they bought their house they were the ones who >
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Installed the electricity. They had to dig a trench to the energy factory, the energy company would then drop the cable in, and then they >
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Had to fill in the trench themselves again. First few years they had all the wires just running along the walls and across the ceiling >
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No hidden wires or anything. Makes me think how easy I have it now. (Fin)
DonutOlympian
No kidding. My dad was born at home. The house originally was a kitchen, one bedroom, one bathroom, and a dining room. With four kids and
xstickman
#14 I was listening, and singing along, to a song about wearing a furry suit (it'a literally called "Suit Up") for months before I realised.
viila
Hypothetically who is it by?
xstickman
https://youtu.be/NrULb8HQm1E I still like it a lot I just can't believe I didn't notice the furryism given how obvious it is
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Similar but different-I’m constantly afraid of saying I like someone’s song only to discover it’s not their song, it’s a cover of someone>
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theobituator
#11 ?
BleebBloop
It's a werehouse
AdelineThatsMeYo
i forget this one all the damn time. my brain goes !?????
therealbananabottom
thank you!
MiNameIsInigoMontoya
Dammit. I knew house moon house garage wasn’t it.
AndTheArghnauts
#44 Look, it's easy. Whatever documents you're looking for, you'll find them in T H E P I L E
mt77932
I call that the grab bag. Is the old W2 I need? Is it a 3 year old electric bill?
groovinlow
Bold of you to assume there is just one pile...
trigonman3
*Horizontal aggregate filing system
Thesaya
I'd love to see anyone find the important documents in my pile of important documents. It is many years old and I can't find anything in it.
lordretroCartoonGod
I have a magic touch on "the pile". Previous secretary left "the pile" in the back and I was able to find info in seconds on numerous occas
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-ions before it was properly sorted and filed. Nothing beats the look of awe when you grab at random and find exactly what you wanted
Pulsahr
I scan everything important, and name it like yyyy-mm-dd paper subject.pdf. Like 2022-09-14 imgur_shit.pdf. Auto sorted, no pile of paper.
CatskinnerKeen
You are a super-powered psychopath and my ADHD self is terrified & in awe of you.
Pulsahr
I guess I shouldn't tell you that I do the same with my pictures, all sorted in same pattern folders. And I scanned all family albums.
Pulsahr
I guess I shouldn't tell you I have an incremental backup configured and planned every month with a calendar reminder.
Pulsahr
I guess I shouldn't tell you my music directory contains everything like "Artist - 2022 - album title" so again everything is auto sorted.
IdiotSavantTinker
#4 I literally had to explain this to my child's teacher a week ago. Can't take away the distraction, because it's in her head.
TogeEpine
I stared out the window in second grade. I remember it was still warm so the school year had just started. She pulled the blinds on every >
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window thinking that I was willfully not paying attention. I don't remember the rest of the year but I know that didn't fix it. As a grown >
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ass adult, I've since gone for testing because my symptoms are pointing at inattentive ADHD. Didn't test high enough for that but I won >
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a consolation prize of social anxiety, anxiety, and depression.....which can also occur when you have unaddressed ADHD or so the internet >
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tells me.
Evo435
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DukeDarkwood
Ah, the Lernaean Goose, I see.
justherefortheconfession
#18 So, how does one pronounce that? I don't want to accidentally use it in reference to my siblings' offspring
superpaul79
Goov knee AH key, but three syllables.
WolfofEdensGate
According to google translate it means 'slits' in polish
superpaul79
Did you mean shits?
WolfofEdensGate
Nope