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1. My... chicken sandwich and coffee.
2. Who wants to live forever?
3. LOL at the tiny little cup. Gimme my 14 oz. mug, kthx.
4. Definitely have had days like this.
5. Doggo looks so comfy...
6. Same.
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9. Hey, sometimes I'll go an entire DAY without coffee. I think.
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11. Sometimes, I drink the coffee and do nothing. Those are good days.
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13. I... may have poked myself once or twice.
14.
15. Oh, yes. I've done that.
16. Remember, just say no to crack.
17. So true.
18. I mean, that's much less violent than developing a combustible lemon and burning down life's house with them.
19. And I wasn't really ASKING.
20. I'm in this picture, and I... I'll decide how I feel about it after I have my coffee.
21. Yeah! Betcha DIDN'T think of that!
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23. In my case, it rarely ever kicks in all at once. It's kind of gradual. But in the end, it still feels like this, sometimes.
24. Some days it do be like that.
25. Amen.
26.
27. IIRC, it says it quite a lot, actually...
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31. Seriously, though, don't give your cat caffeine. It's VERY not good for them.
32. And this is why I like coffee better than most people.
33. Me too, Captain. Me too.
34. But what about second morning coffee?
35. Some of us just need more realistic goals.
36. I mean, I try not to bite people anyway. It's not sanitary. I don't know where they've been!
37.
38. There is only one catch, and that's Catch-22.
39.
40. Remember, don't give your fur baby coffee.
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42. Ditto, little chihuahua. Ditto.
43. O_O
44. This is me in the morning. Especially on a bad allergies day.
45. Well, drink coffee and do some gaming.
46. Same, Grumpy Cat. Same.
47. Actually, I might do some sketchy stuff for a Klondike bar, too, TBH.
48. Usually because that was my only co-worker that did their damn job.
49. I've had those days.
50. Cat tax. RIP Princess and Shadow.
fatherted
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MrListerTheFirst
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UnitConversionBot
14 oz ≈ .0625 stone or 397 grams
echoawoo
#1 does eating a Tribble give you unlimited food glitch??????
KathaCosmosTerror
SecretAgentSuperBooger
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TI99Kitty
"We've replaced this restaurant's bespoke blend of exotic coffees with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if their customers can tell the difference."
bj52398
#43 That was my sister's coffee pot the last time I visited. For myself I have chocolate covered coffee beans. I used to buy 10 lbs of that back in college during finals week and sell them by the ounce. Campus police was called on me many times, but there's no law against selling coffee beans and chocolate.
TI99Kitty
When I worked as a telemarketer (inbound, not outbound), one of my coworkers brought some chocolate-covered espresso beans. One of the people I worked with was basically Daria (talked in a monotone, sarcastic, etc.) when we went back from break, she was all perky and chirpy for a couple of hours. I think I talked faster than I've ever talked, before or since.
bj52398
I saw similar in my classmates. And myself. Come to think of it, I have four ounces in the fridge, just chillin...
zanaria
#1 When I first heard of people doing coffee enemas, my first thought was "The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt..."
TI99Kitty
COFFEE enemas?!? O_o
zanaria
Yup. Some people a few years ago were pumping coffee into their butts... Don't hear much about it now, but they probably still do it...
TI99Kitty
🤮
zanaria
It's a crappy cup of coffee...