I see dead people.

Nov 19, 2015 9:57 PM

AJFlash

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For the past year and a half I have been chronicling some of the encounters my kids have had with a mysterious man we have come to know as The Dark Man.

My son is just about to turn 3 and my daughter is 6 months old... At first I just put it down to imagination... However, it has recently come to quite a chilling conclusion.

"Dark big man"... Holy shit I've seen one myself when I was like, 5 years old. Woke up to him sitting on a couch. I'm fucking serious.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, you're gonna keep us updated, yeah?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else notice the url? /zYur4

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP why do you do this? I need sleep before work and your story writing isn't helping at all

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the 6th picture is cut off, can we see the full paragraph please?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I accidentally deleted one of the pics in the sequence, do you know how I add it back in?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ours was Tiger. He would get abussive. My son would wake up screaming that Tiger was hurting him, hitting his head and choking him.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He told my son to kill me. My son said he didn't want to. They was a "friend" named Dragon that got involved too. Fun times!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But......I was going to sleep now?!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Your kids have a higher state of consciousness and can perceive things that exist on a higher plane of existence. Yay.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Higher state of consciousness = cheerful, care-free, happy, full of unconditional love.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looks like you got yourself a Babadook.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, i'll come back to this tomorrow. You know, during the day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who you gonna call?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JOHN CENA

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goats Butter

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure about this; the Yuri's still out.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Breathed harder than normal out of my nose after reading this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Update us OP

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kids are weird. My daughter "talks" to people all the time. And can name dead relatives in pictures she's never met or heard of. She's 2.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Mine did this too. Said Grandma said to tell me Hi. She never met Grandma.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We were in our family's 200 year old cabin and she picked up a childhood pic of my mom's brother that died and said "larry!". 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 I don't think we have ever said his name in front of her and any pic she may have seen he was an adult. It was so creepy/comforting lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yikes! Yeah, I think it's kinda cool, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Equal parts scary and cool.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP be like " you guys were planning on sleeping, HAHA NOT NOW BITCHES ME: 1 YOU: 0".

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Doesn't that I'm working in the haunted area of the hospital tonight, where weird shit happens non stop

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't that I'm working in the haunted area of the hospital tonight, where weird shit happens non stop

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Please post work stories! They'd be awesome to read!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Work Stories Post!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

joke's on OP, i still use a night light. awww yisss

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive always hated night lights. I like total darkness. Shadows and flickers come from them. Those scare the heck out of me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine's a pretty steady flow or light and it's an LED bulb so there's no heat to attract critters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP - I have accidentally deleted one of the pics in the series. Can someone tell me how to add it back in without deleting the whole thing?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Hey OP do you know if Yuri is dead or not? please post updates!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose you could post it in the comments.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dear OP, i know that this is a very odd thing to ask. But, if possible could you ask the Dark Man what the afterlife is like? Very curious

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

But never darkman

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Just no. If paranormal activity has taught us anything you dont talk to people called dark man (had an expert on set) maybe a Geoffrey

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My partner and I would like to ask you a few questions

10 years ago | Likes 399 Dislikes 2

Get the salt!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And iron!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Braking out the night light now

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The motion sensor night light just came on at the end of the hallway outside my bedroom, and my boyfriend and I are in bed in here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

O shit! Who you gunna call?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JOHN CENA !

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No...Bill fucking Murray

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: "What's his name?" Jack: "JOHN CENAAAA!!!"

10 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 3

Doo doodoo doo...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Absolutely what i was expecting.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I got an idea. Move things around the house when your kids aren't looking, and then later bring it up and ask them who did it. (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If they blame the dark man, they're probably just playing a game with you, or think that they are.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And if they aren't, OP will really shit their pants :D

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And what if they turn around and say yuri said "quit moving his shit"?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sounds like your kids made up a lot of stuff and they think it's fun to play this game with you.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 9

The 6 month old must be very advanced.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Why? Because she giggled and said "It's the dark man"? Easily repeatable from her brother, or parent.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

She's 6 months old. She's not talking. The brother said that. She was just giggling in the direction of "dark man".

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah but a toddler giggling without making eye contact is not convincing either....

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Scrolled to the bottom of the image batch to make sure it wasn't another John Cena prank. Not sure how ot feel now that I'm wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Possible sleep paralysis?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

well since they can talk and he didnt say they were frozen rigid, id say this isnt sleep paralysis

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nor in their bed or napping, of that matters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a sleep paralysis person, no.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have hypnagogic hallucinations (without paralysis) and I see stuff like this all the time. Makes it hard to believe in ghosts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone call Dayman (FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!)

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Champion of the sun whooaaahhhhh

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Master of karate and friendship for everyoneeee

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

DAYMAN.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WAAOOOHHHH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The babadook!!!

10 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 3

this is the only movie I've seen where i just wanted a child to die horribly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i tried watching that but tbh i found it depressing and dull to the point i turned it off before it even got scary

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the scariest movies I've ever seen

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks a lot I was about to go to bed. Now I have babadook in my head. And I'll be sleeping with the light on!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one thinking of it! Woo for not being alone!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up! ... I want to sleep tonight

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tall dark figure with a tophat AND his australian. Yes babadook

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DOOK DOOOK DOOOOOOOK

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh god no... there goes the sleep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't get rid of The Babadook.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Who's Arlo?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i caught that too. i think OP slipped when changing the names of his/her kids.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he commented on a more popular post something along the lines of "oops guess I missed one of the names"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aha... Yeah, was out of nowhere.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just to also clarify... My kids aren't called Jack and Jill, I changed their names for the public post lol

10 years ago | Likes 1871 Dislikes 21

no running up hills. just give them bottled water.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is probably just children being children. When i was younger i would see shapes in darkness, and they probably saw the name on a letter

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey OP. I'm a grown 23 yr old and I've had issues with shadow people others have seen/felt too. If you ever want to talk I'm game.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want more! i need answers! tell me more!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There are studies suggesting that since we 'see' recognised shapes young kids sometimes sees things that aren't there. Like hallucinations

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their brains are too new to connect the input correctly. And for them it's very real. Pretend friends, monsters are common among children.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Nov 20, 2015 6:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Really? I think it's far more likely they have an imaginary friend than that both kids have childhood schizophrenia, which is very rare.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

OP, you really should figure out his last name and do some checking. Just to see what comes of it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was a child, the "shadow man" would come into my bedroom. I slept in a top bunk. One night i rolled over and shadow man's head was -1

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My mom tells us stories of the man in the basement. Apparently me and my sister could see him at very young ages.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you have a russian ghost there?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that solves the question I had about Arlo then.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude. Get. A. Priest. I'd be terrified

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Giant men named Yuri are perfectly common in the former Soviet Union. I think that's the only height they come in.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

BUT WHO IS ARLO!? I MUST KNOW!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He forgot to change the kids name, so it'll be 'Jack'

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try playing music to soothe the dark man. Maybe find his body.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The brain is a patter-recognition engine, and in children it runs without many boundaries. The topic is interesting, but too big for imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do you need an exorcism?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damnit! I thought this was a JOHN CENA mid-post and scrolled all the way down and it wasn't! I'm not mad but I'm not gonna go back.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have you ever tried to find information about the previous owner. Are they alive or dead?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wrote this? Why the fuck did you post it as a bunch of screenshots from your phone?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ever seen imgurians complain about 'wall of text'? Reading like this breaks it up, & its actually an easier read. Saves the "TL;DR" comments

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Because I have posted them on my Facebook over the past year or so. It was easier to screencap than retune.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is some Shadow Freddy shit right here. http://imgur.com/PJ54FmY Also the URL: "zYur4"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whatever you do. Do not call an exorcist or a person to come communicate with it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my cousin named her kids Jack and Gillian

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 - right next to my bed, right near my face. After that, i slept with a broom to reach the light switch. He would usually walk in and sit.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up shut up shut the fuck up. No. No. Stop it pnkfaerie. No. Bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, why do I always end up reading these so late at night.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More updates please

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try Real ghost stories online a podcast by tony and jenny bruski. They have people all over the world call and write in their experiances.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Also The Black Tapes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit this is OC?! Have you found out anything more about Yuri? Please keep us posted OP!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you should move.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why? Yuri isn't threatening the kids. The time that he seemed to, the dog got him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

me too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My brother used to yell "come on in" and open our screen door. Nothing there... Cat use to stare at one point on the wall too for hours

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good cuz I was like " oh uh huh they named their kids jack and jill THIS is totally real"....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should do some research and see if yuri died in the house before you moved in.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Or do some research and see if your kids watch cartoons with ruby rings, villains called yuri (you know, russians are bad guys etc.)

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or not. That's probably a better thing to do.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Ignorance is bliss

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is awesome. I do investigations and cleansings and stories like these just fascinate me, share more please!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you listened to The Black Tapes podcast? This sounds similar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids do this stuff man. I have 4 and they all do crazy, ghostie things. Don't sweat it too much, if you're meant to die, you will.

10 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

That's how I feel about kids. That's also why I don't believe in birth contr.... Wait a minute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's SUPER comforting.

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

It's why my kids love me

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lovely ending.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

THAAAANKS

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's what my grandmother told me when I was six. Fucked me up, man.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus fuck man...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So who's Arlo?

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

One of the kids I think

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good dinosaur

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm willing to bet he's Jack.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Snap... Guess I missed a name change in there

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I'm going to be honest when I was younger I used to see a tall mysterious all black figure, but I never talked to him...

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Apparently I used to have a lot of conversations with a little girl in my room

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My friend's son sees "a very tall man with no face and no hair." Also "mommy, who's the girl? The one in your bed!"

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I later found out that the first person who lived there hung himself down the road on an apple tree.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. Nope nope nope. I just got actual shivers. I probably can never have kids for fear of the creepy things they might say.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He says shit all the time like this. Like every week she comes in talking about something he's said that's creepy as hell.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

who is arlo?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When my kid was 4 he told about dead girl that liked to hang out with me. they both though it was hilarious that I couldn't see her. Nice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't dismiss it. I know it's freaky but having my own experiences I can tell you it's real and you might want to bring someone in.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

It's been harmless thus far but who knows what event might upset him.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TFW when I'm an atheist and I've had my own experiences with this shit so I believe it. And I thought it was just an Asian thing...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever read some of the asian lore/ghost stories? That shit is SCARY. I would NOT mess with an asian ghost LOL

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read? I've seen some as a child. You never get as many goosebumps as when you look back and remember a fucking banshee flying. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's all the reason that I'm of the belief that ghosts are real and merely a form of life we have no understanding of. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't believe in ghosts or anything supernatural, but if this would happen to me I'd still shit my pants

10 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 1

eh, I would just assume they were watching too much TV

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Same. I 100% don't believe in anything supernatural, but still easily get spooked in the right circumstances.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's me. I don't believe in ghosts but as soon as freaky shit starts happening, I would be the first one to walk out and never come back.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Same here, it'd be game over no questions asked.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same. I don't believe in ghosts, but I can't rule it out.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Well, if ghosts were to exist, they'd be no less natural (or weird) than black holes are.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got my picture of me and my sister thrown across the room when I was 9. I was fucking terrified. After that all this weird shit happened.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first house I lived in was haunted. Water heater line would get cleanly cut all the time and invisible stomping on the second floor.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm curious, do you consider God supernatural? I'm atheist but I think if God is true, why not ghosts also?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't believe in god, an afterlife, or anything outside of our material reality.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think for Christians at least, that comes from the belief that our God has a set afterlife for us– good people go to Heaven, bad go to >

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell. Some people wait in Purgatory before going to Heaven, but the Bible (as far as I know) doesn't mention ghosts, and their existence >

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as they appear in scary stories like this would imply that God messes around with where you go after death, just to creep some people out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just happy there wasn't a dark Cera wearing a top hat at the end of this. +1

10 years ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 4

@ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfMichaelCeraEveryDay

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a john cena worked in there, was totally ecpecting it at the naame bit

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Damn, missed opportunity there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After that god damned russian sleep post i got halfway down, then rembered, and jumped to the bottom to see this comment. Youre a hero.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope someone takes the initiative....

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Oh "HE" will...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The real question is... When are you moving out?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There were ghosts at a bakery I worked at, as well as my house. House-ghost my younger cuz called Casper. He'd never seen the movies. 1/3

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/3 He was also like 3-4 at the time. I had a guy's night sleepover thing in 8th grade. One of my friends ran screaming from the house after

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

seeing a little boy standing over him, watching him sleep. No one else was awake; the 4 of us were the only ones there. Bakery-ghost 2.5/3

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2.75/3 is a cat. Scared me while I was making cookies. It ran right through the freezer and mixer. James also liked to throw/break things.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should consider putting a carbon monoxide detector wherever these kids hang out.

10 years ago | Likes 1744 Dislikes 6

They'd be dead by now if this has been going a couple of years

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not necessarily. I think its telling that all the posts are from Fall/Winter when kids are inside and gas use is highest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they were adults sure, but it really doesn't take much to kill small children

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How come?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Because CO poisoning can result in hallucinations in some people.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That would do it.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For those asking why: Low exposure CO can build to toxic levels and starves cells of O2. Symptoms include sleep and vision problems.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, the patched up fixtures could be a sign that this house predates electricity in which case some gas lines still in use are super old.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also notice all the posts are in Fall/Winter when kids are inside and gas use is highest.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also interesting that dogs never barks in these stories.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There it is. End. Scene.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It wouldn't just affect only the children though.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe the amounts are not big enough Tia have effect on an adult.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because carbon monoxide I believe makes you hallucinate or have black spots in vision? Correct me if im wrong

10 years ago | Likes 553 Dislikes 3

Also Fall/Winter dates of posts and London location means peak gas use and kids indoors. Patched fixtures = old lines for gas lighting.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I believe it is because carbon monoxide makes you hallucinate, or have black spots in your vision. Much better.

10 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 8

*snort*

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

DID YOU NOT HEAR THE MAN!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of course. That was me failing a sensible chuckle at Mr. Malcolm's timely handiness.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just realized how much sense my sentence didnt make

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

You should consider getting a carbon monoxide detector...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You sentence was fine. Just a comma here and there, I believe, would've made it easier to understand :)

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Ok, now you're just asking for it.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

But that is perfect french with english words.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Haha, this ^^

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So my toddler started saying things similar in our new rental (165yr old house), he says the ghost's name is SillyFace. I put (1)

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 6

Op is dead

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg, SillyFace got 'im. Poor little snoot smoocher.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

What what what?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lime in the coconut and drank it all up. 2)

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

dick. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Put what!!!

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

My comments aren't showing up yet, damn mobile

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well I put CO detectors, no chg..one night he woke me up scared to death saying the ghost told him to tell me-"the ghost said he wants (2)

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

sleep in the living room now, bedroom is for storage but he insists the ghost is still in there. I ain't cleaning that room. Hell no. (End)

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

"..to fuck you in the ass, mama." He draws the ghost using black crayons only, solid cyclone shape..I'm scared. House is 165 yrs old, we (3)

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

You should consider security cameras. I've heard more than one story about a "ghost" like that, being an actual person.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I never even thought about that..camera is a good idea; someone else mentioned high emf being a potential culprit-to Home Depot I go

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh this was actually part of the story. Booooooooooooooo

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Why can't we have a ghost that says booooooooooo instead of what I got?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What children know that "fuck" is a verb and not just a bad word?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

children can repeat what they hear and not understand it. You realize that, right?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In the context it was used, I consider this a bad thing

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why?

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

Because ghosts aren't fucking real, for starters.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10

You're getting downvoted? Everyday I realise imgur community is just as stupid as most others

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/2 Now I'm kinda crazy about ghost n shit. But usually when there is carbon monoxide exposed to people, they can (I'm assuming-

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I just now realized that I didn't post my other comment and people thought I was making a joke... zoink

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dark man got him.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You bastard. +1 for actually making me laugh.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 they're antichrists) Morph the carbon monoxide into vampiric reincarnations of Trumps topee through the power of Satan and kill people.

10 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

damn you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya this happened to grandma

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Sry bro

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