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Nov 2, 2021 9:20 PM
ArkAngeLucifer
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ohbotherwhatdoiput
Also when your husband comes back from the desert all crazy but your family's rich.
confanity
Sex out of wedlock is perfectly fine in the Torah, though. It's just that you'd better consider it a step toward wedlock to prevent trouble.
robuscules
even if she was a whore... it's God can do anything he wants. i do what i want.
PantheraTigrisKittyKats
Perfect post. Save it for Christmas eve
CaptainThePirate
It’s even funnier if you read it right to left like a manga. Jesus was such a fkn baka.
Panserclaw
ArkAngeLucifer
munkeyninja
username checks out
ArkAngeLucifer
HateClub
Does the name matter of the dude who will gonna ban all of us forever in hell ? ...
ArkAngeLucifer
Lmao bold of you to assume I'm not Jesus myself
PhooBar
Let us eat of the flesh of the zombie and drink his blood. Amen.
Alientongue
I never understood this part freaked me out as a kid
sprayfartmaster
Then theirs Mormons…
Yepthosearebees
Wat
scoutMoonDiver
“Then there’s Mormons?” perhaps?
Yupurineutah
Yep. Jesus the American immigrant.
cattlegrazer82
Go back where you came from, Jesus!
wormsinmahspice
There's* I betost Mormons can use the different version of those words without problem.
sprayfartmaster
I’m sure they can, it was a typo from relying on predictive text. “Betost,” you honestly use old English in your everyday dialog?
TychoTychoAlba
Wasn't "virgin" at the time just a woman who was still owned by her dad instead of her husband?
AnonymousStranger
No.
Wobblestone
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almah
andstabitdead
Then why is virgin birth such a big deal it must have happened all the time, also wasn’t she married
notmuchthoughtoreffort
There's some debate whether the word describing Mary meant "young woman" in general or "sexually inexperienced" specifically
kkanne20
None of it makes sense, but let me live my entire life based on a fairy tale
TimeLostHereIsGoneForever
Ok
SovietFaxMachine
dude, worth it. I love the legend of Zelda
ArkAngeLucifer
NM156
Still trying to find a girl that will fit my glass slipper...
Unpopularopinions01
From a theologists' point of view im not sure whether to facepalm or laugh. This is so grossly inaccurate I dont even know how to retort.
Wobblestone
I think the same thing about most of your comments.
Unpopularopinions01
Yeah,my political views versus the subject I hold a Master's degree in are 2 very different things.
Wobblestone
What's your masters in?
Unpopularopinions01
I hold a ThM (Master of Theology) from Sheffield University in Sheffield, England. Currently working on my PhD.
Wobblestone
Cool and this meme, which is hyperbolic to laugh about the absurdity of immaculate conception, is wrong. The consensus view of biblical
spattr
Who ever heard of a middle eastern man named Jesus? That's a Mexican name.
1block
Look at this fancy guy who speaks Mexican.
UrbanNorthern
Gee..
ArkAngeLucifer
BarfMonger
That dude can do anything I pay him to. Floors, roof, landscaping. You name it. Unlike the other dude people get scammed over.
RulesOfImgur
Can't be, Jesus is white. /s
TheStargateIsReal
IIRC early bibles were mostly in Greek
Covidnineteen
Aramaic and Hebrew were the most common early bibles, but most of what survived over the ages is Greek.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Yeah so they probably translated Jesus from the original Spanish.
ArkAngeLucifer
whatdoesthehearingimpairedsay
There's both a Hebrew version and an Arabic version of the name. Jesus is most likely the Latin version of the name.
YourMoosieFate
Not Latin. Maybe Greek Coptic. Doesn't make sense in Latin.
whatdoesthehearingimpairedsay
I'm not saying you're wrong, but why doesn't it make sense? Latin was the preferred language of the Catholic church for a long time.
YourMoosieFate
It's just really abnormal for the Latin language. And the church is a few hundred years after the bible. the nt was written in Greek etc
QuartzPoker
Joshua is the English version
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darkhalfbreed
Mexico is north America
YouWonTheGam3
Can I has an explain?
ArkAngeLucifer
Kicking people when they're down is my strong suit, hints my name
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
It's spelled Arch, you're missing an L so, take this one.
ArkAngeLucifer
ArkAngeLucifer
Type "ark angel" into Google. Get back to me on that one Einstein
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
No I'm not gonna, feed your edgy ego? Miss me with that booshit. Ark ange, Internet cosplaying like look at yourself you're so embarassing
ArkAngeLucifer
The name Jesus is from the Greek form, Iesous, of Aramaic Yeshua, from Hebrew Yoshua, a byform of Yehoshuah (English Joshua)
spiceass9000
Yoshi
HateClub
So it's Mexico
livinglife9009
Woah....
Wal88
Jesus is known as Issa to Arabs - for Muslims, not sure if same for Christian Arabs, can anyone confirm?
tevyethemad
Josh of Nazareth.
JeaPi
Naz Yo Josh
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Just joshin'
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
There was that battle
Mediocreclient
Yeh wuddup I'm here.
Mockturtlesoop
Christ just means anointed with oil. So really he is Oily Josh from Nazareth
Mockturtlesoop
What a fuckin name
Davies1212
Oily Josh
Davies1212
For he is the anointed one
Covidnineteen
People often forget his brother Drake
YouWonTheGam3
And his sister Megan.
ArkAngeLucifer
Cthulhuonabike
There is a fun book called Lamb that is a storied telling of Jesus's life and he is referred to as Josh for this reason
robpaschal
Great book. Funny as hell.
ArkAngeLucifer
Hell..