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Aug 14, 2017 4:22 PM
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howbouthatt
That's why grandparents just want to hold the babies. They know how fast the babies grow up...
Dreamz83
My daughter is 1 i hold her so much people dont know she can walk
sahdad
This is literally making me put down my phone and go play with my litt
CherubCow
Ugh, that was bad.
Dragonstar713
wickernerd
I wish. My dad kicked me out of the car for calling him out for talking crap about me to a cashier.
InnerUniverse
I'm not into having kids but I would want my first to be a daughter.
IlCastradore
Hi, I'm your firstborn from the future , a son. Nice to hear.
Jacketsjacket
ltjektanoporkins
This summed up my thoughts six months prior to my daughter being born.
sgaduuw
As a new dad of a beautiful baby boy, this makes my face leak
0000000001
You want feels? Play Photopia.
FishySphincter
Took my daughter back to her mum today after a week with me. All aboard the feels train ????
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Can't have emotions like that if you don't have kids [tapping head meme]
SassySEVhatespantsAlways
As a mom whose got her youngest starting kindergarten already I was not prepared for the feels. They grow up too fast!
Oldmanlogan80
There must have been a day when your parents put you down and never picked you up again. Think about that.
Agressiveinliners
Yup. As a parent this kills me.
THEFURRYJESUS
Bawbag3000
I thought this was a comic for Wolverine...
dedpaen
My daughter is getting married to a wonderful man next year. Her father hasn't spoken to her in over a year. I cried, for many reasons.
thisisnotmeorisit
I don't even have kids and you made me hate you!
uchronia
spice it up a bit: choose to believe that this comic only depicts one man and one woman.
n8crafter
Time loop?
TheBlueSquid
That's actually what I thought it was at first. Was mighty confused.
uchronia
there are only two base character models here. they're drawn *exactly* the same.
battlestargingerpubes
I'll be a dad for the first time in a few months and this comic made me cry :)
ZeroZeta
Who the fuck is chopping onions?
repostalltheposts
grandmasdealer
jaminjimmyjames
hxchip
Whhhyyyy?!
jaminjimmyjames
We can all use a good cry now and then.
Raushoth
Ninjas
repostalltheposts
TheOnionNinja
Dunno.
ChaosRappyMaster
StragoMagus
Tony Stark didn't age well
JoeBob2576
I'm not crying! Your crying!
pimientofrito
you'reyourrehishuhinusbWhom'st*
FriendlyGodlessHippie
...you're* (Sorry :s)
DimmestLemming
Check your privilege. I don't even have one crying
Lwfc
My crying?!
SassySailor
I'm currently over 8000 miles away from my son.
maximuminnovationstevejobs
I'm currently 5,000 miles from my parents and this whole thing is making me feel awful
YallMuthaFuckasNeedJesus
Still getting that pack or cigarettes I see
TastyBrainMeats
Part of him is right with you, all the time.
Wooie
JohnathonPizza
what the fuck
Wooie
Was going for memories of good times, kid in gif is so funny and happy and energetic, ah well
JohnathonPizza
Oh okay.
jsktrogdor
1/2 Yeah it's all cutesy cause they leave out the part where the little shit throws a temper tantrum and starts violently squirming like a
jsktrogdor
2/2 little brat because they wanna sprint into traffic so they *deliberately try to get themselves dropped five feet onto concrete*.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Never had this problem. Maybe I'm just lucky he listens to words instead of trying to kill me with unchained emotioins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Scuzzellbutt
Yeah mine either. She's very active and independent, but I just got grab her shoulder and say a "danger word" and she's done acting up.
jsktrogdor
It's a thing some kids do. They arch their back and start trying to roll over in your arms.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Oh god my 7 month old does this. It's like hes a lemming. But it means hes ready to hit the crib. Crossing fingers..
jsktrogdor
Wait till he tries it as a 2 year old. It's like trying to hold a greased pig.
jsktrogdor
HOLD STILL YOU PSYCHOPATHIC SUICIDAL LITTLE MONSTER I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU FUCKING ALIVE
ISellUsernames
intaglioguy
And that's when your parents realize you had a kid just like you. It gives them all sorts of warm fuzzies, for some reason.
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
and whoever came up with "terrible twos" is wrong, its Terrible three's and so far all I know is it doesn't stop at 4
JustADumbRename
Don't get all mad at me, this is an honest question. Why are these always with dad's? I haven't seen a mom one.
Subtlelight
Women are the default carers usually so we already see it everywhere. This highlights that dad's have a lot of love for their kids too. -
JustADumbRename
No I totally get that, not saying I never see mothers, I mean more specifically the "they grow up so fast" etc stuff.
Subtlelight
Which I feel is underrepresented in society and media.
JustADumbRename
So, again, totally see more moms than dad's everywhere - which possess me off as a dad - but memes and webcomics seem all dad
Subtlelight
Why does it piss you off? Also maybe it's not all webcomics but just the ones on this site that is hugely make orientated. Mum comics-
Subtlelight
Probably don't make it to the front page because their target audience is underrepresented here.
harrykiri
I don't think the majority of male parents think this way. in my opinion its a minority that seems to be vocal.
PanicAtTheCostco
As a kid I used to literally pry my dad's eye lids open so he'd make me pancakes on Saturday. My mom asked him why he never yelled at me
PanicAtTheCostco
or tried at all to get me to stop waking him up at 6 am on his only day off every week. He said it was because one day I wouldn't need to
PanicAtTheCostco
wake him up to make me pancakes and he'll miss those days that I did. Still chokes me up thinking about it.
Primotimewaster
Your Dad knew what was important. Great man.
PanicAtTheCostco
He really is. I took it for granted for a long time but I've learned a lot growing up
Primotimewaster
Please let him know how he influenced you for the better!
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
jaminjimmyjames
thoubias95
Yesaye94
You find that little nugget and squish the heck out of her, good sir!
Bigbrother44444
I can hug you sir....Forever
HessianGhost
She went and grew up while you weren't looking. Drop her off for first grade one morning, and all of the sudden she is looking at colleges.
Shivawawa
I'll be your little girl ????
Bigbrother44444
Ill fight you for daddy
Shivawawa
Hahahahaha
IRPAZ
MelancholicacR
At the distance of the injunction.
ElbowDeepInYourDad
I'm a 32 year old man. I'll be your girl.
LongtimeLurker148
<3 feels for you, sir
BendersCasino
I don't know. but I'm going to go hug the crap out of 4yr old.
Radix865
You're not tying them up well enough.
ChiLLeCheeze
Probably grown up and doing her own thing.
illuminerdy
Ugh, have you lost her again?
brobocop187
I'm thinking about my son's and wanting to hold them too. Damn kids.
YourDaddysDaddy
How time flys by, my son
NivalisAngelus
Probably drawing on the walls.
svirr
My daughter drew on the car. With a rock.
Leonhart548
Shes too young for underoath
monimoomo
Can confirm. My 5 year old son did this.
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Too old for that. An never actually done that thankfully....she's more like to be singing queen
NivalisAngelus
Hell of a spawn you raised there. Keep up the good work.
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
When she was 5 she learned all the words to bodies by drowning pool after hearing the song once. She's fucking perfect <3
nytvittuhessu
Holy shit
Shltles
Is she single? :P
thoubias95
Is "Bodies" a song by "Drowning pool" or did yourl little girl drown in pool and get among those bodies who won't say a word...?
Bluekitten03
I'd give you a hug, but I'm not so little anymore...
Masticause
As a dad, watching my little girl grow up, this hits me in the feels
peketu
At least you have a daughter... I have three boys!
nosuchusername
Same here, feels everywhere.
Starlatan
MexImgurian
My daughter starts pre-school next week, It happens so damn fast!!!
Masticause
Agreed!
MrRandom314159
And yet here you are reading memes on the Internet instead of invading her privacy and smothering her with too much attention. For Shame.
breakinginsanity
zrXO
you must punch back
TheAtomicTangerine
Ditto here, I spent 4 hours on the couch with her (2.5 y/o) yesterday watching Octonauts and fending off a cold and fever.
TheAtomicTangerine
She'll be grown and living on her own before I know it, so I'm making the little things now matter.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
As in you'd rather she didn't grow up? Genuine question, gay guy here with no intention of ever having kids.
Masticause
Yes/No.You dont want the world to change the purity and love you see in their eyes. But you know life must go on and they must live theirs.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
I see. Children will be the one human experience I'll never have so it's a strange world to me
ichegoya
So much the same. Watched her get on the bus today for her first day of middle school.
Starwulf99
Erk, I feel ya, my oldest starts her first day of High School. 4 more years and she'll be going out into the world, scares me so much.
Masticause
Sons going into first day of middle school tomorrow, daughters 1 yr behind him. Saw her wear a "sports top" and almost cried
Mentok
I'm on the 4th panel, enjoying the good times while I'm in them.
DavPaz
6th for me
Mentok
Nice! I can't wait for her to start talkiong.
Mentok
talking*
jaminjimmyjames
ashipthatshipsshippingships
BIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG BOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Jesus this scene absolutely wrecked me
TL10
NO! ANYTHING BUT **THAT** DAMMIT!
HombreEspiathefirstandgreatest
idontpatronizebunnyrabbits
NOT OKAY
Lagunitas707
My girl is only 4 months old...I am crying like a baby in my office right now. Feels like yesterday we took her home from the hospital. fuck
popemorganCDXX
Mine just turned 6mo and is crawling all over the place and I'm stuck working late hours while she hangs out with mom at home :(
Lagunitas707
I'm working late so my wife can stay at home with our two kids. She sends me photo updates throughout the day that I love/makes me jealous
popemorganCDXX
Yeah, we live close to the ocean, so when I can't be there with Lil Me, it does make me a bit jealous. She has a great mom though
Masticause
It only get worse/better. I remember all my kids moments like it was yesterday
Some1OnceToldMe
My son just turned two...the kid I breastfed is now specifically telling me what he wants for lunch. Spoilers: it's always pizza.
Ryebread91
For some reason assumed you were a dad and got weirded out you were breast feeding him.
Mumalot
I just turned 32... you know what I want for lunch? spoilers: I'd like some titty :P
HorribleWifey
I got you fam
Mumalot
kinda funny,a website where "send nudes" is acceptable, but making a joke about a grown man going "full circle" back into breastfeed is bad?
Mumalot
that is literally the joke... babies and men will always love'm (hell, most women like'm too... even straight girls).
Mumalot
I refuse to delete this comment thread... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3736991/going-down-with-this-ship-o.gif
ashmenon
"Dad I feel like having pasta toni-" "EAT BOOB LOSER" *smeskthp*
ashipthatshipsshippingships
My daughter just turned two as well. She just wants oatmeal and noodles. Separately, but sometimes together
kittymack
My Daughter turns 2 next month and her favourite is also noodles! I put them with pureed vegetables mwhaha
Cereaza
Double Spoiler: The only food word he knows is Pizza"
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Why not both?
Mockingbirb
I breastfed my little girl, too. And I'm a guy. She deserved it tho, she is a good girl... Ill let myself out.
nikkibop
OMFG ALWAYS PIZZA!!!!I have two 6 yr olds and that is all they want, all the time
ComicallyLongUsername
Smart kid
puffthemagicdracula
It will ALWAYS be pizza. Sometimes without pepperoni (cuz he doesn't like it anymore) sometimes with (cuz he likes it again). 1/
puffthemagicdracula
My sons 4 and has always asked for pizza since at least 18 months old 2/2
Housemaster
Is your kid, by any chance... a Ninja Turtle?
thoubias95
This left me wondering... What would pizza taste like if you got some breastmilk instead of that soda people always drink with pizza...
thoubias95
Would it work better with pizza than some soda does, or not?
ImgurianAcc
Taste like watered down coconut milk. *Baby spit up and got all over my face/mouth..
ssyoda2
Same. Well. I didn't breastfeed him. Cause. Yeah. Dudes can't. But. Pretty much the same.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Just need hormones and stimulation. You have the right parts already.
IndominusHex
I mean, you could try. For science.
sulfuratus
Keanu Reeves can
M4X1N10S
windowtudawoll
You can milk a cat
LadySwerve
You can milk anything with nipples
EarlQuortington
It's a good thing you can put anything on pizza! I just had an amazing broccoli rabe and onion pizza the other night. Yay vegetables! C:
lurkmoarjono
She shhh shhh. Pizza is already a vegetable. You don't need double vegetables.
EarlQuortington
If pizza is vegetables, then, by the transitive property, double vegetables is double pizza! What's not to like?
lurkmoarjono
I LOVE EATING HEALTHY! forreal though some mods to that, and maybe a little feta, mmmm
Shoot117
"Anything" this being said, start anti pineapple salt. Eh it's your pizza make it how you want
Hahandfuckyou
... for a moment I thought you were alluding to breastmilk pizza. Oh god.
EarlQuortington
Wha... what is that. Why does it exist? Has "anything" gone too far?
Hahandfuckyou
Not sure if it's a thing, but there's breastmilk cheese and ice cream (mixed with cow's heavy cream) so it's only a matter of time.
EarlQuortington
I wonder why that seems so wrong to me when I have no problem drinking cow's milk. What is this hell of human morality? D: