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Seen on Quora today
laurenh5123
this sounds like bullshit...no one is questioning how the supposed van driver knew it was a girls car let alone that she worked in the pub?
SushiJaguar
"No idea how or why" Uh, maybe it was the van strategically placed to kidnap you? Figgity fake.
kingflurpynurps
That's some Liam Neeson dadding right there
Ohboyshit
Liam nesson would have let her get kidnapped just so he could find and kill them
Sirmaco
Well that's just terrifying
trigonman3
Ijustmadeanewusername
Well there's any easy explanation. Dads look at every other male as a potential serial killer
strideo
Always sizing up the competition.
DrowningInDownVotes
"A accomidity"
IStabYouEgg
Yeah
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
AkirasSpirit3
Wasn't there like a living and beating heart filling that whole room? I don't remember
Something like that. Nightmare fuel for sure.
dandydust
it was a tiny lemon sitting in a corner screaming while its lemon skin peeled off
Grundhoog
And then he recieved the key to the city, and guess who handed it to him... LIAM NEESON. Everyone clapped.
And the name of that dad... Albert Einstein.
Armistice023
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
VengefulReese
YOU...HAVE...BEEN...KICKED...IN..THE...TESTICLES...
benjaminisdoom
i was thinking more along the lines pf
KillaVLY
Reminds me of London Tipton yelling at her purse snatcher "his purse won't even match your outfit."
TheGalaxyTG
superanth
Source?
Insomnia297
King of the hill. Swine.
Crap how did I miss that? I love propane and propane accessories!
jmetay9119
Haha! LOVE that episode! I say that all the time & nobody knows wtf I'm talkin' about, ur awesome;)
cyberpunxie
There are dozens of us who get it, dozens!
Dozens of cool ppl in this world for sure! Lol...I love it!!
PullMyFinger2
That nearly happened to me once. But the cops never caught me.
ChloePrice
Parents may do and say a lot of wrong and dumb shit just like you, but the good ones have a sixth sense when it comes to safety
lilypadinnasa
This happened to my mom in college, she got in her car on the passenger side and scooted her way to the drivers seat.
NeroSphere
Always trust your gut. Your subconscious knows things you may not.
Gianttesticlemonster
as someone late night imguring half drunk this is all I can think to say
RoulettesPlay
Everyone commenting on the post emotionally moving them & I'm sitting here googling "Accomidity" because i'm hung up on it not being a word
Everyone who doesn't speak autocorrect and doesn't know the word commodity
rAiSeHeLLnEaTcOrNBREAD
The rape can tipped him off
Vivianebobivian
Why would the police block in a van and question the driver? He could simply say he was parked, no reason to take him in, or question him.
PsycheClone
A girl I saw a few times, it became sexual but she kinda creeped me out. I never showed her my place, I broke it off. Rainy season a few -->
Days later on a rainy night I swear I hear footsteps by the window. Then a few minutes later a knock at the door. She's dripping wet -->
With a scarf she'd knitted for me and a letter. The letter stated how much she loved me. She dried off and tried kissing me but I made her->
Leave, she eventually faded away but it bugged me how easily she'd found me.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
It was easy, I just looked you up on Facebook.
somenerandom
It's really not that hard to find out where someone you know lives if you're willing to ignore your actions' creepiness.
I get that she could have followed me, or hired an investigator but she was soaked through to her socks. Which means she was out there -->
iamsandra
Fuck that....
shedooooooooo
Guys always think they understand lol. Imagine a random person did this, not your ex. And was male. And wanted to rape and kill you.
Ignore the rape part (while still including them in the figures as murders) and it's actually three times more likely to happen to a man.
Imgurislongerfunny
...his story is still creepy even if she didn't try to rape and kill him. It's not a competition
I'm sure it's much more terrifying when it's a stranger, and I've never had that happen. But, women aren't incapable of scary shit.
wrackspurts
It's not a bloody competition.
gman41750
While I'm POSITIVE most Imgur idiots will say BS, this is totally made up, and their more than likely correct. Well the wife 1/2
Of a good friend told me a story while not exactly the same, eerily similar. I'm still freaked out 20 yrs later.. fuk.
Sirrussel5
BS, this is totally made... ah, shit.
SemperFiZero
Dad senses are no joke.
upstageshrimp22
Dad jokea are senseless
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Expecially with a daughter
stoler202
Dad jokes are no sense.
InboxMeYourGoats
Came to the comments, looking for this. You did not disappoint!
rapgoddoge
It's funny.i don't know why others are downvoting
ElbowdeepinElmo
Apparently some don't have that at all.
Unless you're my bro & u're watching a scary movie while my nephew (1.5yrs old) is sitting there quietly crying & my bro hasn't noticed him.
[deleted]
Lol, he was watching The Mummy & my nephew was crying, my sister in law runs in and yells at him "He's crying you idiot!" My bro "Oh, shit."
FoodAndAlcoholism
Zombie-mode while watching tv.. same here tbh, though I always end up watching kids movies/shows with my little Nephew. Lil buddy is 5 now..
BitsOfBeard
I hope you made him aware of it. That kid is gonna have bad dreams for years, but he won't know why.
Thejones81
Wow. Just last night I stopped watching a film because my 4 year old walked in so I ended up watching paw patrol instead til she was asleep.
nemises79
Paw patrol, paw patrol. We'll be there on the double!
AstronautChicken
How in the hell did Mayor Goodway get elected?
shoulkion
That's it. I'm chipping my kids and filing their teeth down to points.
MrMoustachioso
I didn't read the post but I'd also like to do this to my kids
daMinz
But if you file your kid's teeth, they won't have a dental record for your kids if they are found buried somewhere.
specificstatistics
"hmm, how can we possibly distinguish these pointy teeth from millions of normal children teeth. Guess we'll never know who this is."
theHatredburrito
Microchips don't work like gps tracking devices, you'd need to find something different.
LivingAsDad
Look up the helo. I have it for my kids, and the peace of mind is nice.
diregamer
Why would you take small pieces of your children off of them? Oh that kind of chipping.
Seriously, look up the Helo. It's like Fitbit on steroids, and it has an awesome sos function. Feel free to msg me if you want to learn more
fourfingersdeep
Wont the chipper file down thier teeth ?
19879
https://media1.giphy.com/media/MWy6PKtJ9xpyU/giphy.gif Like this?
Precisely.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Ew. Fuck.
ZOMGNO
A dog control officer came by to check my dog's chip. It picked it up from a couple of feet away. Chipping the kids is tempting...
HalfPintKatie
Tell me about it! My daughter is nearly 20 and my son is 16 and I still need to know where they are at all times etc.
asecondshadowyarrow
As a 20 year old guy, helicopter parents like you have ruined my passed two relationships. You're not doing them any favors.
Hey, they have lots of freedom and I don't interfere with anything, I just need to know they are safe. I went thru hell to even/2
2/ be able to have them, so until they are no longer dependents, I think I have earned this courtesy.
RandomThingiesHere
Desire to know and forcing the kids to tell them is different. My mother would love to know where I'm at 24/7 but she gives me space
I'm sure my mom would too, but the parents who actually track their kids' phones and such need to learn to let go.
jsmi813
This reminds me of how much it sucks to be a female most of the time
Drgn8D
His stranger danger radar was definitely on point that evening, damn
aBastardNoLonger
I'm an irrationally paranoid person by nature, but when it comes to my kid or wife it kicks into overdrive.
gonzar09
And after several pints, too!
SuicidalRubberDucky
Stranger Danger Ranger!
LupusLilium
I'm usually super aware of vehicles nearby the ones I'm using. Also any vans parked suspiciously just because I assume the worst in people.
Ahhh yes, paranoia... I usually lock my doors immediately after getting into my car even with nobody around o.o
I'll also usually give the backseat/trunk/bed area a once over before getting it, just to make sure.
LaziestGoodBoii
Only Dad's would know. They are very protective, their Dadsense suspects things others ignore.
whydotheycometometodie
As soon as we become husbands or dads, we instantly become security guards. https://youtu.be/So6DHQ-4YyI?t=34m10s
Its a dad thing.
CometLaHal
especially if its a daughter. more so than 10 sons 0 daughters
lordofhouselurker
Murrrian
Any time I’m having a really bad day, my mom calls me. We live thousands of miles away from each other, and talk on the phone rarely.
dovebair
Some moms are psychic when it comes to their babies.
TenaciousMe
Maybe it's like Dexter. Her father's Dark Passenger felt the presence of another...
Pachi8623
I was literally telling my friend a few days ago that no one talks about Dexter on here. He just started watching it for the first time
ReaperNo1
When Dexter was on, people talked about it. The hate was strong with the last few seasons.
Ooh i like that.
OkramTheBarbarian
Stephen King called
Ugh, again? Hes so needy.
DarkUranium
But where's Dee Dee?
eddas
Dead, wrapped in plastic, consigned to the bottom of the ocean until some stupid diver finds her.
MVIII
One night at about 3 am i was smoking a cig outside of our house.No people or cars on the streets and since we live at the edge of town 1
afterwards there is nothing but woods. I'm standingthere smoking (pretty much covered by the dark) as a girl on a bike passes by on 2
the bigger street about 20m away from me, heading into "nowhere". Nothing strange so far,but like 50m behind her there is that dude on a 3
mountain bike following her pretty fast. He looks right, then left. He sees me watching him. He instantly pulls the break and makes a 4
180° turn. Did i watch to many movies or was that strange? (sorry if there is some misunderstanding, not english, did my best :D) 5
MightyNerdyCrafty
Yeah, it looks Suspicious....but the previous stories could have me primed to think so.
dontmagpie
how did they know he was part of a cold case? this smells like bullshit
They didn't know till after they caught him. They brought him in for questioning and tied him to old cases. Maybe he cracked as soon as /1
he was caught, maybe they found evidence in his van that was enough to get a warrant to search his house, who knows? Maybe just DNA and /1
fingerprints. Anyway, it definitely happens, I don't know why it's so hard to believe. /2
extralargehobo
Most stories without a source in this day and age are hard to believe. You really think something like this wouldn't go viral?
nelsywoo
Its straight from the movie urban legends, minor details changed.
MrJackedBroccoli
100 percent bullshit. A man sitting in his van didn't commit any crimes. But decided to confess to multiple abductions anyways
AngeloPetraglia
I searched online for the story. Wasn't successful. Seems believable but also too familiar. This needs sauce, too dry. I want to believe!
LordCarna
It's from Quora, it's pretty much always bullshit made up by pretentious pseudo intellectuals who want to sound cool and/or smart
WallpaperProblems
Well that's terrifying
johnnykilobit
Dad sense was tingling.
MetaVulture
Dad sense was going full blast. Fuck tingle, that's the motherfucker that makes it feel like your stomach just punched your sphincter.
Backieotamy
Bet the girls in my basement wish they had her dad.
If we send you an email can we get a pizza roll?
BC2k2
I shouldn't laugh... I shouldn't.. but I am.
You my friend are paving the road to hell, making it much easier for everyone to join you there. I laughed but felt bad immediately. +1 dick
ImASimpleManISeeSomethingILikeIDot
MFW I'm laughing but feel bad inside later
That shits funny
IncorrektGramerNazi
to your own comment?
That was me being bitchy because initially this was downvoted and I got pissy messages, well just one but still...
gabeio
Im glad that im a 6 foot man who could kill a shark, i fear for my tiny female relatives
How would you kill a shark
By leading it on for a few months and teling it, "we're just friends" .
RogueAvenger
6-foot man who could kill a shark, you say....you single?
Committed relationship with my fears and ambiguity.
Drat, foiled again...
But we havent been seeing eye to eye lately, might break it off.
denigreur
When I was in college,I was like 5’9’’ 185 lbs of muscle (10% BF). Doesn’t matter, I was mugged at knife point at noon by two dudes.
complimentpin
Shit, do you have consealed carry?
Nan, live in Canada. Never would feel the need anyway even after that.
StuieG
Couldnt run ? Im faster then average and always figured if I wasnt cornered running would be pretty successful.
shadowex3
Statistically 9 out of 10 victims of violent crime are going to be young predominately black men, you're an order of magnitude less safe.
DrWigglesworth
How many times are you going to comment that on this post? Give it a rest dude
Thanks Donald, you go to KKK meetings meow.
When youre telling first generation family-literally-from-africa jews to go to a KKK meeting you need to rethink whether you're the good guy
You look just as bad as he does, now.
*meow
Braytac
6 foot, 120KG i am pretty much counting on that to deter people from bothering me since i sure as hell can't outrun most people.
KPopGirlKimi
I'm 5'2ft and weigh a whooping 95lbs. I can't ever possibly fight off my attackers so I have to carry potent pepper spray everywhere I go.
JoeHutty
Username checks out
Cicilla
Short people unite! But if nothing else, there'll be some major damage to whoever attacked me. I might not win, but they will scar!
How short people fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhiUQ5SjgAQ
No, no, I go for ankles. Bigger they are, harder they fall and all that jazz xD
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
I'm 4'11". We short people have to stick together. What we lack in height we make up for in numbers and a lower center of gravity.
DavidAndrews
Pepper spray doesn't stop everyone, so it's good to have a backup plan.
PizzaEveryWeekend
Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of handguns. That or the kimber pepperblaster. It's what I gave my wife!
I wish. Our university campus is a no weapons zone. Doesn't stop criminals though.
adriedupoldprune
Never does. Shocking how criminals ignore rules and laws. Just shocking I tell you.
Wait? People dont carry Ar15s under their coats?
You can't If you're short! ;_;
zhukoz
Look up krav maga classes. Every Israeli citizen has some training size is no barrier to effectiveness. Pepper spray is not legal everywhere
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
It is illegal to have pepper spray in Canada. :(
Is it illegal to carry bear mace though?
You can only use it when out in the bush. Spraying a person is illegal and criminal.
braidertom
This is why I would regularly walk girls I worked with to their car when they got off work when i worked in restraunts
detour512
We do this too, few times there's been a drunk in the parking lot looking to harass.
I take my girl to work at 3am because theres nowhere for her to park nearby. I want her to get a day job
Showmeyourotters
Thank you for being that guy. I've always really appreciated my coworkers who've offered to see me to my car.
oohHEoohHAHA
When I was younger and waited tables no one ever let us walk to our cars by ourselves. If not bodily harm then cash robbery prevention!
katarang
Also to murder them
fantasticjack
I feel bad for the gals who work til 12, I work in a grocery store and we have to park so far away. Wouldn't be hard for someone to snatch u
And not be seen by anybody from inside or on the main road
BlackJack1199
Aaaaand then you get kidnapped too along with them
OtsoBox
Trust me, it’s appreciated. The people in my area are meth heads and they’re always lurking around restaurants.
PugkinSpiceLatte
That was the policy at the restaurant I worked at. After dark we had to at least be in line of coworker's sight.
Grabbing the low hanging fruit with that life?
jmega
On late nights we walked to one car, then drop the other one off. I usually have them text me once they're home safe too!
shesaidwellanyway
I work at a sports bar on a sprawling hotel property and I always appreciate male coworkers going out of their way to ensure we’re safe! +1
CassandraCurieux
As a female, thank you ❤️ we appreciate it so much
stinkingyeti
Heh, now that i'm a dad of two girls, i do the same thing for their friends all the time, some of their friends don't have dads
Not all heros wear capes
petrichor93
My dad always had me text him before I left the building. I thought he was being overprotective but I appreciate it now.
As a glassy at several pubs if any ladies felt off about heading to their cars we'd walk them out all the time, instinct exists for a reason
butler12
Yup. Few listen to woman's instinct. Look how many women complained about creepy Dennis Raider BTK for years. Men ignored the fears reported
I had an older sister and a mum who worked night shifts, i was taught to never ignore instincts.
gingersnapdragon
Thank you. We hate that we need you to do this, but we are glad that you do
Imjustasillytreehugger
Ted Bundy did that too.
MaddingtonFair
I had the exact same thought!
megleon
As a petite female, this is always much appreciated (even when we lie and say it's not necessary)
SkeletorSoFine
But what if it's the creepy person insisting they walk you? That no is still no
That's the worst. That's when you awkwardly invite a bunch of people to walk together so you don't die
shreddedking
what you're doing is lot similar to what males do in third world countries to protect women. sad that our society is still lot similar
chardlz
Is it shocking that people are shitty?
that's what I'm saying that its sad that our first world society is still pretty similar to third world society.
I'm not sure why this got downvoted soo much. though it's not fair to make such comparison to a common courtesy
people in our society wonder why and frown upon males escorting women in third world countries when they travel. yet here we are doing 1/
same in our society. which is sad that we have to do this despite raising women rights awareness.
LustrousShadow
I think he's just saying it's bad that this sort of thing is needed, not that the guy is bad for offering to do so?
It's easy to misunderstand over the internet..
IWantACleverUsernameToo
I used to walk home from my waitressing job just off my college campus at 3 am everyone else on shift knew and never once was offered a ride
MabonFeathers
I used to work overnights, so I walked about 30 mins (half of it through a woody park) around 11pm.
I was too young and stupid at the time to realize how dangerous that was- it was a relief when they fired me (for ridiculous reasons)
I often walked home when barmaid. Scary, but no choice. How I had to live, so young. Sigh
there was just a girl in my area about 6 months ago who got killed walking to her car after a shift
Yup, it's way too real out there.
SuperBaguetteHighHopes
To abduct them?
ThogStonechucker
No, no, no! That's horrible!
At least buy them a drink first!
Flippinballz
Did you walk them straight into your van?
Dentistman
Laughed so hard my nose opened and i can now breathe again ! Thank you
roorooter
With a sliding door?
idontcareifthesundontshine
This is why I love imgur
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Had a crazy ex &so thankful the men would walk me to my car. I found crazy notes in my car & Once the crazy ex was next to my car waiting.
WoefulWombat
I have to walk across a massive carpark at 3am for work. Gets creepy sometimes.
9/10 being perpetrators is far more accurate. And hundreds of women are killed every year by men.
happytreeleaf
If only all male infants were ritually killed at birth, and sacrificed to the great mother in the sky.
What? No! The Great Mother is the Earth, you heretic!
We need new gods for this post patriarchal world!
projectiledisfunction
Na he's referring to a specific event on september tenth
broccolismoke
So wrong.Where to begin. 1st statement might be true. Still high, tho. Second statement is unrelated and out of context and likely wrong.
BreakTheCircle
It's a 2:1 average ratio for men to women being victims of stage 2 and 3, but not 9/10... http://www.victimsweek.gc.ca/res/r512.html
This seams reasonable as due to the natures of the violence and generally less empathy towards men.
but that only validates the first half of the statement. nothing to do with the second half
They're inseperable. If men are almost all victims of street crime women are less likely to be involved alone than with men around.
I don't support the second half, not he first. He overstated.
anything you can cite on that?
Skizzlesnap
His last Friday night.
https://www.bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=tp&tid=92 Thanks for the downvote, now go educate yourself.
Oh, you came back with a reply! Just couldn't leave it with your first comment? Enjoy the ride on the downvote train.
soo... you're saying i should be escorting the young black men i work with to their car for their protection, thanks i'll keep it in mind
I'm saying that young black men, followed closely by young white men, are the only people where you work likely to ever face street crime.
And of what little crime women do experience compared to men it's almost always committed by a known and trusted individual. Not a stranger.
By nearly a full order of magnitude. Women simply don't experience street crime or stranger violence in comparison to young men.
ohdeepthought
Whenever I drop a friend off somewhere I wait till they are safely inside before I go... hope they don't have an intruder though...
Akreyeiu
Fam has always done this for me, so it was normal. Went to drop off a friend at her place for the first time and she txtd me later asking 1/
why I waited before driving off. I guess she ended up telling her mom about it, and I became her mom's favorite out of her friends. lol 2/2
That happens to me a lot haha
becoming the favorite friend, or getting left stranded? lol
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Also important during winter. We've had people dropped off at home or by cabs who drive away & not have keys & freeze to injure or death!
I do this too, but one time my dad chided me for making sure a guy friend made it in. "Men can take care of themselves" was his reasoning
To me no one deserves to find out they're locked out after you leave though. Especially not in extreme weather of any kind.
HighlandPotatoe
I do this too! Everyone has to get inside before I leave.
how I was raised but at the same time dropping off someone I don't know very well I feel creepy watching them enter their house.
Still do it anyway. I'm lady and I'd appreciate it. First date, any date.
bearhill2
How else would one know when to spring into action?
ZaeMillion
It serves a practical purpose too, if they get to their door, discover they don't have their keys, and you drove off, stranded outside now.
Fact. Dropped off a friend who forgot her keys & while we waited for her rents to come home, she told me anyone else would have left her.
Just makes me sad that this is a culture where this kind of thing is needed, instead of people just not being horrible. Kudos to you
If it makes you feel better, other species also recognize the safety in numbers. This need would still exist without humans even existing.
Andalite
"this is a culture where this kind of thing is needed" please point me to the magical culture that had zero crime after the invention of law
Yeah I'm not quite sure it's a culture thing, I think it's just a people are shitty thing. It does suck though.
giveintome
Agreed, it's sad. Unfortunately, all cultures have psychopaths who prey on vulnerable people because they like the feeling of power/control.
Shouhei
I don't know why someone downvoted you. As a woman, and as a decent person, I have upvoted you back to 1 point. :]
I appreciate that, thank you for being a good person :)
People have always killed, kidnapped and tortured eachother. It happens to both genders. Someone can kidnap you and sell your organs
Schitzoflink
There will always be a small % of broken individuals in a population. Most animals like this die off, but humans are outside of SOTF.
minerhole
Animals don't act like this because they don't own a van to begin with.
That's only because they can't get loans. They don't have the shirt and shoes required to enter the bank.
orangecicle
Well if any law enforcement agency anywhere treated these monsters properly, they would terrify other would be monsters straight. If 1/2
2/2 you make a convicted rapist wear his preserved dick and balls around his neck in public and execute people like Manson on TV...
somepromethean
Thankfully cooler heads than yours wrote the constitution, and disallowed cruel and unusual punishment.
Lol. Rapists deserve cruelty. Make them afraid.
Alright Hammurabi, calm down. Specific deterrence theory isn't generally something that works
If rapists don't have balls or dicks they can't rape. So...
chairmanmeows
As a female I always appreciated this. Especially late nights at work or school. +1
B... But muh feminism! Misoguny!!!!!
KZDM
You don't seem to understand feminism
I thought it was obvious i was messing around...
Anonawesome
I use to work night shift at Panera as a baker. It was mandatory for the retail folks to leave in pairs. After they were gone it was just
me alone in the store until morning. At one of the stores I worked, a dude apparently had been seen hiding in the bushes. Once I heard about
that, I started carrying my gun to work, even though it was against the rules, and watching the manager as they left last.
Months into doing so i found out a friend of mine had once been raped getting into her car years prior.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
People are fucking dickheads.
Rapists are a bit more than "dickheads". Violent maniacs, at the very least.
LetTheJimmiesRustle
That would be part of the problem, yes.
I was waiting for someone to say this. I was going to say 'people are fucking cunts' but I thought that was too http://imgur.com/4A8GZ9k.gif
Solivoid
Quite the understatement, and good job making me laugh about the topic, ffs. +1
I regret that this wont get the recognition it deserves! but isn't the problem also that they Don't want to be fucking them?
You know that you're almost a full order of magnitude safer without any men around, right? They're 9/10 victims of violent crime.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
thats not how it works.. i feel really relevant in your answer.
SirPelvisJohnwood
That's why I always take a bomb with me on my flights. What are the chances of there being two bombs on the same plane?
I actually never said anything about it being a male. I'm just as happy to have it be a lady.
DPCerberusBlaze
I'm curious if you were pointing out a study about the illusion of safety in an escorts or just poking fun at men being aggressors in crime.
I was pointing out men are the overwhelming victims of violent crime and the illusion of safety of a male escort.
Do you have a source that separates out the scenario we're talking about? Otherwise, that's a moot point.
http://www.victimsweek.gc.ca/res/r512.html got it
VampriruM
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That's actually pretty interesting, especially the statistic about sexual assault. I wonder how that compares to other countries like the US
He's actually pointing out that men are more likely to be victims of violent crime despite media representation. Hold on I'll get a sauce
How does that keep women safe from rapists though? One's got nothing to do with the other.
MyPasswordIs1234
Quite likely it's that aggressive men get beaten up by other aggressive men. Maybe the sauce says otherwise though.
manyfandomz
The fact that men are more often victims of crimes doesn't necessarily relate to women's safety alone vs escorted by a man at night.
The fact that of ALL victims of violent crime 9/10 of them are men is directly relevant.
That 9/10 is exaggerated or misrepresented. Here are some stats for lots of years from Australia. /a/WCEDf
Fahargo
So a 100 pound girl is safer walking alone because men are victims more? What dumb shit is this.
This is a zero sum statistic, a 100 pound girl is safer walking alone because she's an order of magnitude less likely to be attacked
Accept there is no correlation between those who kidnap woman and those who would attack the man she is with. So she is an order of 1/2
Also this statement is entirely false. Everyone who would plan to do her harm is less likely do do her harm if someone else is with her.
laurenh5123
this sounds like bullshit...no one is questioning how the supposed van driver knew it was a girls car let alone that she worked in the pub?
SushiJaguar
"No idea how or why" Uh, maybe it was the van strategically placed to kidnap you? Figgity fake.
kingflurpynurps
That's some Liam Neeson dadding right there
Ohboyshit
Liam nesson would have let her get kidnapped just so he could find and kill them
Sirmaco
Well that's just terrifying
trigonman3
Ijustmadeanewusername
Well there's any easy explanation. Dads look at every other male as a potential serial killer
strideo
Always sizing up the competition.
DrowningInDownVotes
"A accomidity"
IStabYouEgg
Yeah
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
AkirasSpirit3
Wasn't there like a living and beating heart filling that whole room? I don't remember
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
Something like that. Nightmare fuel for sure.
dandydust
it was a tiny lemon sitting in a corner screaming while its lemon skin peeled off
Grundhoog
And then he recieved the key to the city, and guess who handed it to him... LIAM NEESON. Everyone clapped.
strideo
And the name of that dad... Albert Einstein.
Armistice023
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
VengefulReese
YOU...HAVE...BEEN...KICKED...IN..THE...TESTICLES...
benjaminisdoom
i was thinking more along the lines pf
KillaVLY
Reminds me of London Tipton yelling at her purse snatcher "his purse won't even match your outfit."
TheGalaxyTG
superanth
Source?
Insomnia297
King of the hill. Swine.
superanth
Crap how did I miss that? I love propane and propane accessories!
jmetay9119
Haha! LOVE that episode! I say that all the time & nobody knows wtf I'm talkin' about, ur awesome;)
cyberpunxie
There are dozens of us who get it, dozens!
jmetay9119
Dozens of cool ppl in this world for sure! Lol...I love it!!
PullMyFinger2
That nearly happened to me once. But the cops never caught me.
ChloePrice
Parents may do and say a lot of wrong and dumb shit just like you, but the good ones have a sixth sense when it comes to safety
lilypadinnasa
This happened to my mom in college, she got in her car on the passenger side and scooted her way to the drivers seat.
NeroSphere
Always trust your gut. Your subconscious knows things you may not.
Gianttesticlemonster
RoulettesPlay
Everyone commenting on the post emotionally moving them & I'm sitting here googling "Accomidity" because i'm hung up on it not being a word
trigonman3
Everyone who doesn't speak autocorrect and doesn't know the word commodity
rAiSeHeLLnEaTcOrNBREAD
The rape can tipped him off
Vivianebobivian
Why would the police block in a van and question the driver? He could simply say he was parked, no reason to take him in, or question him.
PsycheClone
A girl I saw a few times, it became sexual but she kinda creeped me out. I never showed her my place, I broke it off. Rainy season a few -->
PsycheClone
Days later on a rainy night I swear I hear footsteps by the window. Then a few minutes later a knock at the door. She's dripping wet -->
PsycheClone
With a scarf she'd knitted for me and a letter. The letter stated how much she loved me. She dried off and tried kissing me but I made her->
PsycheClone
Leave, she eventually faded away but it bugged me how easily she'd found me.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
It was easy, I just looked you up on Facebook.
somenerandom
It's really not that hard to find out where someone you know lives if you're willing to ignore your actions' creepiness.
PsycheClone
I get that she could have followed me, or hired an investigator but she was soaked through to her socks. Which means she was out there -->
iamsandra
Fuck that....
shedooooooooo
Guys always think they understand lol. Imagine a random person did this, not your ex. And was male. And wanted to rape and kill you.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Ignore the rape part (while still including them in the figures as murders) and it's actually three times more likely to happen to a man.
Imgurislongerfunny
...his story is still creepy even if she didn't try to rape and kill him. It's not a competition
PsycheClone
I'm sure it's much more terrifying when it's a stranger, and I've never had that happen. But, women aren't incapable of scary shit.
wrackspurts
It's not a bloody competition.
gman41750
While I'm POSITIVE most Imgur idiots will say BS, this is totally made up, and their more than likely correct. Well the wife 1/2
gman41750
Of a good friend told me a story while not exactly the same, eerily similar. I'm still freaked out 20 yrs later.. fuk.
Sirrussel5
BS, this is totally made... ah, shit.
SemperFiZero
Dad senses are no joke.
upstageshrimp22
Dad jokea are senseless
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Expecially with a daughter
stoler202
Dad jokes are no sense.
InboxMeYourGoats
Came to the comments, looking for this. You did not disappoint!
rapgoddoge
It's funny.i don't know why others are downvoting
ElbowdeepinElmo
Apparently some don't have that at all.
SemperFiZero
Unless you're my bro & u're watching a scary movie while my nephew (1.5yrs old) is sitting there quietly crying & my bro hasn't noticed him.
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SemperFiZero
Lol, he was watching The Mummy & my nephew was crying, my sister in law runs in and yells at him "He's crying you idiot!" My bro "Oh, shit."
FoodAndAlcoholism
Zombie-mode while watching tv.. same here tbh, though I always end up watching kids movies/shows with my little Nephew. Lil buddy is 5 now..
BitsOfBeard
I hope you made him aware of it. That kid is gonna have bad dreams for years, but he won't know why.
Thejones81
Wow. Just last night I stopped watching a film because my 4 year old walked in so I ended up watching paw patrol instead til she was asleep.
nemises79
Paw patrol, paw patrol. We'll be there on the double!
AstronautChicken
How in the hell did Mayor Goodway get elected?
shoulkion
That's it. I'm chipping my kids and filing their teeth down to points.
MrMoustachioso
I didn't read the post but I'd also like to do this to my kids
daMinz
But if you file your kid's teeth, they won't have a dental record for your kids if they are found buried somewhere.
specificstatistics
"hmm, how can we possibly distinguish these pointy teeth from millions of normal children teeth. Guess we'll never know who this is."
theHatredburrito
Microchips don't work like gps tracking devices, you'd need to find something different.
LivingAsDad
Look up the helo. I have it for my kids, and the peace of mind is nice.
diregamer
Why would you take small pieces of your children off of them? Oh that kind of chipping.
LivingAsDad
Seriously, look up the Helo. It's like Fitbit on steroids, and it has an awesome sos function. Feel free to msg me if you want to learn more
fourfingersdeep
Wont the chipper file down thier teeth ?
19879
https://media1.giphy.com/media/MWy6PKtJ9xpyU/giphy.gif Like this?
shoulkion
Precisely.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Ew. Fuck.
ZOMGNO
A dog control officer came by to check my dog's chip. It picked it up from a couple of feet away. Chipping the kids is tempting...
HalfPintKatie
Tell me about it! My daughter is nearly 20 and my son is 16 and I still need to know where they are at all times etc.
asecondshadowyarrow
As a 20 year old guy, helicopter parents like you have ruined my passed two relationships. You're not doing them any favors.
HalfPintKatie
Hey, they have lots of freedom and I don't interfere with anything, I just need to know they are safe. I went thru hell to even/2
HalfPintKatie
2/ be able to have them, so until they are no longer dependents, I think I have earned this courtesy.
RandomThingiesHere
Desire to know and forcing the kids to tell them is different. My mother would love to know where I'm at 24/7 but she gives me space
asecondshadowyarrow
I'm sure my mom would too, but the parents who actually track their kids' phones and such need to learn to let go.
jsmi813
This reminds me of how much it sucks to be a female most of the time
Drgn8D
His stranger danger radar was definitely on point that evening, damn
aBastardNoLonger
I'm an irrationally paranoid person by nature, but when it comes to my kid or wife it kicks into overdrive.
gonzar09
And after several pints, too!
SuicidalRubberDucky
Stranger Danger Ranger!
LupusLilium
I'm usually super aware of vehicles nearby the ones I'm using. Also any vans parked suspiciously just because I assume the worst in people.
Drgn8D
Ahhh yes, paranoia... I usually lock my doors immediately after getting into my car even with nobody around o.o
LupusLilium
I'll also usually give the backseat/trunk/bed area a once over before getting it, just to make sure.
LaziestGoodBoii
Only Dad's would know. They are very protective, their Dadsense suspects things others ignore.
whydotheycometometodie
As soon as we become husbands or dads, we instantly become security guards. https://youtu.be/So6DHQ-4YyI?t=34m10s
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
Its a dad thing.
CometLaHal
especially if its a daughter. more so than 10 sons 0 daughters
lordofhouselurker
Murrrian
Any time I’m having a really bad day, my mom calls me. We live thousands of miles away from each other, and talk on the phone rarely.
dovebair
Some moms are psychic when it comes to their babies.
TenaciousMe
Maybe it's like Dexter. Her father's Dark Passenger felt the presence of another...
Pachi8623
I was literally telling my friend a few days ago that no one talks about Dexter on here. He just started watching it for the first time
ReaperNo1
When Dexter was on, people talked about it. The hate was strong with the last few seasons.
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
Ooh i like that.
OkramTheBarbarian
Stephen King called
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
Ugh, again? Hes so needy.
DarkUranium
But where's Dee Dee?
eddas
Dead, wrapped in plastic, consigned to the bottom of the ocean until some stupid diver finds her.
MVIII
One night at about 3 am i was smoking a cig outside of our house.No people or cars on the streets and since we live at the edge of town 1
MVIII
afterwards there is nothing but woods. I'm standingthere smoking (pretty much covered by the dark) as a girl on a bike passes by on 2
MVIII
the bigger street about 20m away from me, heading into "nowhere". Nothing strange so far,but like 50m behind her there is that dude on a 3
MVIII
mountain bike following her pretty fast. He looks right, then left. He sees me watching him. He instantly pulls the break and makes a 4
MVIII
180° turn. Did i watch to many movies or was that strange? (sorry if there is some misunderstanding, not english, did my best :D) 5
MightyNerdyCrafty
Yeah, it looks Suspicious....but the previous stories could have me primed to think so.
dontmagpie
how did they know he was part of a cold case? this smells like bullshit
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They didn't know till after they caught him. They brought him in for questioning and tied him to old cases. Maybe he cracked as soon as /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
he was caught, maybe they found evidence in his van that was enough to get a warrant to search his house, who knows? Maybe just DNA and /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
fingerprints. Anyway, it definitely happens, I don't know why it's so hard to believe. /2
extralargehobo
Most stories without a source in this day and age are hard to believe. You really think something like this wouldn't go viral?
nelsywoo
Its straight from the movie urban legends, minor details changed.
MrJackedBroccoli
100 percent bullshit. A man sitting in his van didn't commit any crimes. But decided to confess to multiple abductions anyways
AngeloPetraglia
I searched online for the story. Wasn't successful. Seems believable but also too familiar. This needs sauce, too dry. I want to believe!
LordCarna
It's from Quora, it's pretty much always bullshit made up by pretentious pseudo intellectuals who want to sound cool and/or smart
WallpaperProblems
Well that's terrifying
johnnykilobit
Dad sense was tingling.
MetaVulture
Dad sense was going full blast. Fuck tingle, that's the motherfucker that makes it feel like your stomach just punched your sphincter.
Backieotamy
Bet the girls in my basement wish they had her dad.
strideo
If we send you an email can we get a pizza roll?
BC2k2
I shouldn't laugh... I shouldn't.. but I am.
AngeloPetraglia
You my friend are paving the road to hell, making it much easier for everyone to join you there. I laughed but felt bad immediately. +1 dick
ImASimpleManISeeSomethingILikeIDot
MFW I'm laughing but feel bad inside later
Backieotamy
That shits funny
IncorrektGramerNazi
to your own comment?
Backieotamy
That was me being bitchy because initially this was downvoted and I got pissy messages, well just one but still...
gabeio
Im glad that im a 6 foot man who could kill a shark, i fear for my tiny female relatives
IStabYouEgg
How would you kill a shark
gabeio
By leading it on for a few months and teling it, "we're just friends" .
RogueAvenger
6-foot man who could kill a shark, you say....you single?
gabeio
Committed relationship with my fears and ambiguity.
RogueAvenger
Drat, foiled again...
gabeio
But we havent been seeing eye to eye lately, might break it off.
RogueAvenger
denigreur
When I was in college,I was like 5’9’’ 185 lbs of muscle (10% BF). Doesn’t matter, I was mugged at knife point at noon by two dudes.
complimentpin
Shit, do you have consealed carry?
denigreur
Nan, live in Canada. Never would feel the need anyway even after that.
StuieG
Couldnt run ? Im faster then average and always figured if I wasnt cornered running would be pretty successful.
shadowex3
Statistically 9 out of 10 victims of violent crime are going to be young predominately black men, you're an order of magnitude less safe.
DrWigglesworth
How many times are you going to comment that on this post? Give it a rest dude
gabeio
Thanks Donald, you go to KKK meetings meow.
shadowex3
When youre telling first generation family-literally-from-africa jews to go to a KKK meeting you need to rethink whether you're the good guy
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
You look just as bad as he does, now.
gabeio
*meow
Braytac
6 foot, 120KG i am pretty much counting on that to deter people from bothering me since i sure as hell can't outrun most people.
KPopGirlKimi
I'm 5'2ft and weigh a whooping 95lbs. I can't ever possibly fight off my attackers so I have to carry potent pepper spray everywhere I go.
JoeHutty
Username checks out
Cicilla
Short people unite! But if nothing else, there'll be some major damage to whoever attacked me. I might not win, but they will scar!
cyberpunxie
How short people fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhiUQ5SjgAQ
Cicilla
No, no, I go for ankles. Bigger they are, harder they fall and all that jazz xD
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
I'm 4'11". We short people have to stick together. What we lack in height we make up for in numbers and a lower center of gravity.
DavidAndrews
Pepper spray doesn't stop everyone, so it's good to have a backup plan.
PizzaEveryWeekend
Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of handguns. That or the kimber pepperblaster. It's what I gave my wife!
KPopGirlKimi
I wish. Our university campus is a no weapons zone. Doesn't stop criminals though.
adriedupoldprune
Never does. Shocking how criminals ignore rules and laws. Just shocking I tell you.
Ohboyshit
Wait? People dont carry Ar15s under their coats?
MightyNerdyCrafty
You can't If you're short! ;_;
zhukoz
Look up krav maga classes. Every Israeli citizen has some training size is no barrier to effectiveness. Pepper spray is not legal everywhere
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
It is illegal to have pepper spray in Canada. :(
KPopGirlKimi
Is it illegal to carry bear mace though?
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
You can only use it when out in the bush. Spraying a person is illegal and criminal.
braidertom
This is why I would regularly walk girls I worked with to their car when they got off work when i worked in restraunts
detour512
We do this too, few times there's been a drunk in the parking lot looking to harass.
fourfingersdeep
I take my girl to work at 3am because theres nowhere for her to park nearby. I want her to get a day job
Showmeyourotters
Thank you for being that guy. I've always really appreciated my coworkers who've offered to see me to my car.
oohHEoohHAHA
When I was younger and waited tables no one ever let us walk to our cars by ourselves. If not bodily harm then cash robbery prevention!
katarang
Also to murder them
fantasticjack
I feel bad for the gals who work til 12, I work in a grocery store and we have to park so far away. Wouldn't be hard for someone to snatch u
fantasticjack
And not be seen by anybody from inside or on the main road
BlackJack1199
Aaaaand then you get kidnapped too along with them
OtsoBox
Trust me, it’s appreciated. The people in my area are meth heads and they’re always lurking around restaurants.
PugkinSpiceLatte
That was the policy at the restaurant I worked at. After dark we had to at least be in line of coworker's sight.
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braidertom
Grabbing the low hanging fruit with that life?
jmega
On late nights we walked to one car, then drop the other one off. I usually have them text me once they're home safe too!
shesaidwellanyway
I work at a sports bar on a sprawling hotel property and I always appreciate male coworkers going out of their way to ensure we’re safe! +1
CassandraCurieux
As a female, thank you ❤️ we appreciate it so much
stinkingyeti
Heh, now that i'm a dad of two girls, i do the same thing for their friends all the time, some of their friends don't have dads
CassandraCurieux
Not all heros wear capes
petrichor93
My dad always had me text him before I left the building. I thought he was being overprotective but I appreciate it now.
stinkingyeti
As a glassy at several pubs if any ladies felt off about heading to their cars we'd walk them out all the time, instinct exists for a reason
butler12
Yup. Few listen to woman's instinct. Look how many women complained about creepy Dennis Raider BTK for years. Men ignored the fears reported
stinkingyeti
I had an older sister and a mum who worked night shifts, i was taught to never ignore instincts.
gingersnapdragon
Thank you. We hate that we need you to do this, but we are glad that you do
Imjustasillytreehugger
Ted Bundy did that too.
MaddingtonFair
I had the exact same thought!
megleon
As a petite female, this is always much appreciated (even when we lie and say it's not necessary)
SkeletorSoFine
But what if it's the creepy person insisting they walk you? That no is still no
megleon
That's the worst. That's when you awkwardly invite a bunch of people to walk together so you don't die
shreddedking
what you're doing is lot similar to what males do in third world countries to protect women. sad that our society is still lot similar
chardlz
Is it shocking that people are shitty?
shreddedking
that's what I'm saying that its sad that our first world society is still pretty similar to third world society.
braidertom
I'm not sure why this got downvoted soo much. though it's not fair to make such comparison to a common courtesy
shreddedking
people in our society wonder why and frown upon males escorting women in third world countries when they travel. yet here we are doing 1/
shreddedking
same in our society. which is sad that we have to do this despite raising women rights awareness.
LustrousShadow
I think he's just saying it's bad that this sort of thing is needed, not that the guy is bad for offering to do so?
LustrousShadow
It's easy to misunderstand over the internet..
IWantACleverUsernameToo
I used to walk home from my waitressing job just off my college campus at 3 am everyone else on shift knew and never once was offered a ride
MabonFeathers
I used to work overnights, so I walked about 30 mins (half of it through a woody park) around 11pm.
IWantACleverUsernameToo
I was too young and stupid at the time to realize how dangerous that was- it was a relief when they fired me (for ridiculous reasons)
butler12
I often walked home when barmaid. Scary, but no choice. How I had to live, so young. Sigh
IWantACleverUsernameToo
there was just a girl in my area about 6 months ago who got killed walking to her car after a shift
butler12
Yup, it's way too real out there.
SuperBaguetteHighHopes
To abduct them?
ThogStonechucker
No, no, no! That's horrible!
ThogStonechucker
At least buy them a drink first!
Flippinballz
Did you walk them straight into your van?
Dentistman
Laughed so hard my nose opened and i can now breathe again ! Thank you
roorooter
With a sliding door?
idontcareifthesundontshine
This is why I love imgur
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Had a crazy ex &so thankful the men would walk me to my car. I found crazy notes in my car & Once the crazy ex was next to my car waiting.
WoefulWombat
I have to walk across a massive carpark at 3am for work. Gets creepy sometimes.
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shedooooooooo
9/10 being perpetrators is far more accurate. And hundreds of women are killed every year by men.
happytreeleaf
If only all male infants were ritually killed at birth, and sacrificed to the great mother in the sky.
MightyNerdyCrafty
What? No! The Great Mother is the Earth, you heretic!
happytreeleaf
We need new gods for this post patriarchal world!
projectiledisfunction
Na he's referring to a specific event on september tenth
broccolismoke
So wrong.Where to begin. 1st statement might be true. Still high, tho. Second statement is unrelated and out of context and likely wrong.
BreakTheCircle
It's a 2:1 average ratio for men to women being victims of stage 2 and 3, but not 9/10... http://www.victimsweek.gc.ca/res/r512.html
braidertom
This seams reasonable as due to the natures of the violence and generally less empathy towards men.
braidertom
but that only validates the first half of the statement. nothing to do with the second half
shadowex3
They're inseperable. If men are almost all victims of street crime women are less likely to be involved alone than with men around.
BreakTheCircle
I don't support the second half, not he first. He overstated.
braidertom
anything you can cite on that?
Skizzlesnap
His last Friday night.
shadowex3
https://www.bjs.gov/index.cfm?ty=tp&tid=92 Thanks for the downvote, now go educate yourself.
roorooter
Oh, you came back with a reply! Just couldn't leave it with your first comment? Enjoy the ride on the downvote train.
braidertom
soo... you're saying i should be escorting the young black men i work with to their car for their protection, thanks i'll keep it in mind
shadowex3
I'm saying that young black men, followed closely by young white men, are the only people where you work likely to ever face street crime.
shadowex3
And of what little crime women do experience compared to men it's almost always committed by a known and trusted individual. Not a stranger.
shadowex3
By nearly a full order of magnitude. Women simply don't experience street crime or stranger violence in comparison to young men.
ohdeepthought
Whenever I drop a friend off somewhere I wait till they are safely inside before I go... hope they don't have an intruder though...
Akreyeiu
Fam has always done this for me, so it was normal. Went to drop off a friend at her place for the first time and she txtd me later asking 1/
Akreyeiu
why I waited before driving off. I guess she ended up telling her mom about it, and I became her mom's favorite out of her friends. lol 2/2
ohdeepthought
That happens to me a lot haha
Akreyeiu
becoming the favorite friend, or getting left stranded? lol
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Also important during winter. We've had people dropped off at home or by cabs who drive away & not have keys & freeze to injure or death!
Showmeyourotters
I do this too, but one time my dad chided me for making sure a guy friend made it in. "Men can take care of themselves" was his reasoning
Showmeyourotters
To me no one deserves to find out they're locked out after you leave though. Especially not in extreme weather of any kind.
HighlandPotatoe
I do this too! Everyone has to get inside before I leave.
braidertom
how I was raised but at the same time dropping off someone I don't know very well I feel creepy watching them enter their house.
butler12
Still do it anyway. I'm lady and I'd appreciate it. First date, any date.
bearhill2
How else would one know when to spring into action?
ZaeMillion
It serves a practical purpose too, if they get to their door, discover they don't have their keys, and you drove off, stranded outside now.
Akreyeiu
Fact. Dropped off a friend who forgot her keys & while we waited for her rents to come home, she told me anyone else would have left her.
Drgn8D
Just makes me sad that this is a culture where this kind of thing is needed, instead of people just not being horrible. Kudos to you
Showmeyourotters
If it makes you feel better, other species also recognize the safety in numbers. This need would still exist without humans even existing.
Andalite
"this is a culture where this kind of thing is needed" please point me to the magical culture that had zero crime after the invention of law
PizzaEveryWeekend
Yeah I'm not quite sure it's a culture thing, I think it's just a people are shitty thing. It does suck though.
giveintome
Agreed, it's sad. Unfortunately, all cultures have psychopaths who prey on vulnerable people because they like the feeling of power/control.
Shouhei
I don't know why someone downvoted you. As a woman, and as a decent person, I have upvoted you back to 1 point. :]
Drgn8D
I appreciate that, thank you for being a good person :)
Ohboyshit
People have always killed, kidnapped and tortured eachother. It happens to both genders. Someone can kidnap you and sell your organs
Schitzoflink
There will always be a small % of broken individuals in a population. Most animals like this die off, but humans are outside of SOTF.
minerhole
Animals don't act like this because they don't own a van to begin with.
Schitzoflink
That's only because they can't get loans. They don't have the shirt and shoes required to enter the bank.
orangecicle
Well if any law enforcement agency anywhere treated these monsters properly, they would terrify other would be monsters straight. If 1/2
orangecicle
2/2 you make a convicted rapist wear his preserved dick and balls around his neck in public and execute people like Manson on TV...
somepromethean
Thankfully cooler heads than yours wrote the constitution, and disallowed cruel and unusual punishment.
orangecicle
Lol. Rapists deserve cruelty. Make them afraid.
Andalite
Alright Hammurabi, calm down. Specific deterrence theory isn't generally something that works
orangecicle
If rapists don't have balls or dicks they can't rape. So...
chairmanmeows
As a female I always appreciated this. Especially late nights at work or school. +1
Ohboyshit
B... But muh feminism! Misoguny!!!!!
KZDM
You don't seem to understand feminism
Ohboyshit
I thought it was obvious i was messing around...
Anonawesome
I use to work night shift at Panera as a baker. It was mandatory for the retail folks to leave in pairs. After they were gone it was just
Anonawesome
me alone in the store until morning. At one of the stores I worked, a dude apparently had been seen hiding in the bushes. Once I heard about
Anonawesome
that, I started carrying my gun to work, even though it was against the rules, and watching the manager as they left last.
braidertom
Months into doing so i found out a friend of mine had once been raped getting into her car years prior.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
People are fucking dickheads.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Rapists are a bit more than "dickheads". Violent maniacs, at the very least.
LetTheJimmiesRustle
That would be part of the problem, yes.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
I was waiting for someone to say this. I was going to say 'people are fucking cunts' but I thought that was too http://imgur.com/4A8GZ9k.gif
Solivoid
Quite the understatement, and good job making me laugh about the topic, ffs. +1
braidertom
I regret that this wont get the recognition it deserves! but isn't the problem also that they Don't want to be fucking them?
shadowex3
You know that you're almost a full order of magnitude safer without any men around, right? They're 9/10 victims of violent crime.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
thats not how it works.. i feel really relevant in your answer.
SirPelvisJohnwood
That's why I always take a bomb with me on my flights. What are the chances of there being two bombs on the same plane?
chairmanmeows
I actually never said anything about it being a male. I'm just as happy to have it be a lady.
DPCerberusBlaze
I'm curious if you were pointing out a study about the illusion of safety in an escorts or just poking fun at men being aggressors in crime.
shadowex3
I was pointing out men are the overwhelming victims of violent crime and the illusion of safety of a male escort.
DPCerberusBlaze
Do you have a source that separates out the scenario we're talking about? Otherwise, that's a moot point.
BreakTheCircle
http://www.victimsweek.gc.ca/res/r512.html got it
VampriruM
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DPCerberusBlaze
That's actually pretty interesting, especially the statistic about sexual assault. I wonder how that compares to other countries like the US
BreakTheCircle
He's actually pointing out that men are more likely to be victims of violent crime despite media representation. Hold on I'll get a sauce
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
How does that keep women safe from rapists though? One's got nothing to do with the other.
MyPasswordIs1234
Quite likely it's that aggressive men get beaten up by other aggressive men. Maybe the sauce says otherwise though.
manyfandomz
The fact that men are more often victims of crimes doesn't necessarily relate to women's safety alone vs escorted by a man at night.
shadowex3
The fact that of ALL victims of violent crime 9/10 of them are men is directly relevant.
manyfandomz
That 9/10 is exaggerated or misrepresented. Here are some stats for lots of years from Australia. /a/WCEDf
Fahargo
So a 100 pound girl is safer walking alone because men are victims more? What dumb shit is this.
shadowex3
This is a zero sum statistic, a 100 pound girl is safer walking alone because she's an order of magnitude less likely to be attacked
Fahargo
Accept there is no correlation between those who kidnap woman and those who would attack the man she is with. So she is an order of 1/2
Fahargo
Also this statement is entirely false. Everyone who would plan to do her harm is less likely do do her harm if someone else is with her.