The Phyllis Saga

Nov 11, 2018 1:46 AM

ShyKat

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Edit: Here’s the recipe folks https://imgur.com/gallery/NkXWQPv

Yep, them there's Canadians.

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My mom used to make these, we called them Sweet Marie bars..they are amazing!!

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That’s a way better name than Chicken Dinner Bars.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Chicken Dinner bars is misleading.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For the love of all things dessert-y, does anyone have this recipe??

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the love of all things dessert-y, it’s in the description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay, thank you for the edit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iv met a lot of lovely people by doing this accidentally {my hands shake when dialing}

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel you have to invite her to the wedding and post the results.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man I’m thinking about it. Does that mean I have to invite all of the children, grand children and great grand children too tho?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake, you cannot delete a pic from text without deleting the whole conversation.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Absolutely true. I took pictures of the first part of the convo to show my friends on FB and then deleted the texts because

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn’t think anything would come of it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darn comment character cap

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for sharing the full recipe. I got to rice krispies and corn syrup and was thinking “what kind of fucked up chicken dinner is this?”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst dessert name ever

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be the wrong number you wish to receive in the world -Probably not Ghandi

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She is. She really is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it's a peanutbutter rice crispy treat with caramel on top?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always a good idea to give your first and last name, as well as your location, out to random people who text you!

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

Well I gave her my old last name before I legally changed it and I’m getting married next year so it will change again. I should be fine

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea I thought "g-ma" was a creeper playing the long game fo a minute YIKES!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I found her on Facebook. She looks like a cute old granny. #stalker_game

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do me! Do me! Do me!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I saw your brother in the condiment aisle at Walmart yesterday. That’s as much effort as I can do

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Making random friends if only it didn't have so many dangers attached.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We would like to know more, Claire

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2spoopy4meirl

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was younger I called a random grandma thinking she was mine and she thought I was her granddaughter. Strangers though

7 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 0

That’s precious.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Similar thing happened to me! Except I thought it was a friends parent. They in turn thought I was their child of the same name.....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy just got out eye surgery and called the wrong number. We were both confused and talked for 30 minutes til we realized.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exact same thing happened to me, except a random grandmother called me and it took us like 5 minutes to realize we weren’t the right people.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

This whole thing reminds me of that black guy who had a gramma text him about thanksgiving and then he went and got dinner anyways

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Totally, but I was like 8 at the time, so probably wouldn’t have been wise to go visit a random stranger lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've gotten into a stranger's car thinking it was my uber on five separate occasions. Not the wrong uber, literally just some guy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it the same guy?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. No. All different. And some of the guys were women.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makes more sense. I called a girl Natalie for 3 straight months when she was, in fact, not Natalie. Natalie was a different person 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who looked similar to Not-Natalie 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do these people always argue? "Yes, you do have an Aunt Phyllis!" instead of "Are you my nephew Throckmorton? Is this the wrong number?"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love you lady, Bye Bye.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luv u gramma ta-ta

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not necessary to blot out first names.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Is that a recipe for Chocolate Scotcheroos?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicken dinner Bars but idk maybe they’re the same thing. Recipe in the description

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, cool! Hmm, I guess it's just the left half of the recipe that looks similar

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Care to share the recipe with the rest of us?

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Third

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Posted in the description

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Fourth

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Posted in the description

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recipe in the description

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Posted in the description!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fifth

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Posted in the description

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicken dinner with chocolate and marshmallow :(, in one of the comments up there :O

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seconded

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Posted in the description

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also want it. Pretty please

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Posted in the description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is doot worthy!! .

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Doot doot recipe in the description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doot. We could make a picture collection and send it to the granny.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doot. I don’t think I want to confuse her with more technology. Recipe in the description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dot

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doot. Recipe in the description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So? How was the recipe?

7 years ago | Likes 638 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, grandma will keep "accidentally" texting until she has credit card and social security info.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good think I don’t have Social Security

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helena Bonham Carter acting like Emma Watson playing Hermione Granger acting like Bellatrix Lestrange

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

similar to a scene in Orphan Black where the accress is playing a character pretending to be another character, talking to another clone 1/

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

doing the same thing. it was nuts to watch. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those wanting the recipe, I merged the two halves together for you https://imgur.com/xA36s3V

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The hero we need.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I needed to laugh today and this thread helped me do just that. Thank you for merging these two halves.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

bring syrup and om heat and stir in peanut butter

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Recipe in description. Worded slightly better than OP’s edit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't stop cackling at this

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My god, an entire third layer of margarine.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I tried searching margarine in the gif bar and nothing came up

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just remember to stir until it's meltier

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why does it say chicken dinner?

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

They’re Chicken Dinner Bars. I have no fucking clue why they’re called that. I’ve posted the recipe above

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because it’s a winner

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I haven’t made it yet but I’m planning to for Christmas!

7 years ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 3

Yeah we’re reeeeeeallly gonna need the recipe

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deeeeescription

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks doll!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it looked like Rice Krispie squares with peanut butter/brittle and chocolate icing/candy layer? I kinda think I want to try that too...

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The big question is... why is it named chicken dinner.?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cause it's a winner

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You better fucking invite her to your fucking wedding!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCKING OKAY

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...wait. You said you deleted the recipe but you have it in the first screenshot. Couldn't you just re-download it?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I deleted those texts cause I didn’t think of keeping the recipe until my FB friends wanted it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend introduced my family to Oreo cookie Rice Krispie cake. you do a Rice Krispie square recipe.. but crushed Oreos instead. O-M-G

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy moly this sounds amazing. Got to look that up now!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will need an update.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Christmas ended up being shit and I never did any baking or cooking

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was the recipe for?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicken dinner made out Rice Krispies. Description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op Would you mind sharing the recipe?

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Dot

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Doot doot. Description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you'll have to text [name redacted] for the recipe.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go find a Phyllis she might have one. Until then there’s one in the description

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask her if you can share it?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s in the description

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet, thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Description!

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