Every god damn time

Mar 24, 2017 5:47 AM

Zreen

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I remember faces, but names take a long time to process.

Some people, I remember their names but not faces. Some, the other way. It gets so confusing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time

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Welcome to the club

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea, i remember feces better than names, oh wait faces....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a very Common Problem....Try to Repeat the name as you shake their hand..."Hi ChalknCheese nice to meet you" ...it helps sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*introduced

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

*inter-deuced

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have started making an effort to try and remember names of people i meet now, and honestly it feels a little creepy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I instantly forget name and face. I just say Hey you. The next time I see them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm good with names. I can't remember faces for the life of me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Evolution has determined that it is more important to remember the face of your enemies than their names. That's why we find names difficult

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is because when we first meet the we are partially distracted processing their face, and because we have no 'place' for them to store 2/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/ their name. Within two minutes, you have them logged in your brain and a place to store info. Then confirm their name and it'll associate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forget names and faces

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be ADD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank Australian Jesus for the word mate.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Old mate here gets it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Dude", "Love", "Mate", "Man", and if you're that way inclined, "giiiirl". You got it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do that every damn time. Brain cock blocks me all the time doing that crap.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's because you don't see a reason they're named like that. You see a logic behind naming an item, but why is someone called Katie, not An?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just ask them what's there name again and when they tell you, say no not your 1st name your surname.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"intorduced" did any one else catch that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just call them chumps and chumpettes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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intorductions can be ahkward

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say there name back to them when first meeting them, try to say it out-loud at least three times. I have same issue, this helps.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

I will try this. I actually saw the post then came to the comments to find a solution. There is always a solution in the comments

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice to meet you JENNIFER JENNIFER JENNIFER

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if you can do a Jeff Goldblum impression, you don't even seem crazy in the process.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this! Usually works, unless I'm drunk....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what I do! Works wonders. Also great in professional world when networking.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you lastusernaneavaliable. That's so helpful lastusernaneavaliable. Nice 2 meet you lastusernaneavaliable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for me it's the other way around, but i also have issues with names unless i can read them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Run a shop; even if someone comes in twice 30 seconds later I will still not recognize or remember them.

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v.

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I almost always remember a face, but I'm the same as you with names I hear them and almost instantly forget

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

So does everybody...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I try so hard to pay attention when they tell me their name but it's like they're not even speaking a language I understand when they say it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suck at names, and openly admit it. I don't care If i haft to ask you multiple times. But I'll spot you in a crowded mall easily.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Congrats, you're like every other person ever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yeah just like your mom whose name I forgot. Again. Dammit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here I then ask about whatever story they were talking about the last time we met so they know I remember them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's standard. If you want to remember names you should associate an image to the face.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried that, never helped.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call everyone Bruce, it works for me

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

That way they dont bring you dowwwwwwnnnn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello Bruce

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

G R E E T I N G S F E L L O W H O M O S A P I E N

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ALSO DELET-FORGET THE NAME OF MY FELLOW RO-HUMANS AFTER ENCOUNTER

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think that would work on Jane?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good advice Bruce

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How's it going, Hoss?" is sure to get a positive reaction every time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But my name's Michael...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Bruce now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good evening Ladies and Bruces.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*Sheilas and Bruces.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a Steve man, myself.

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Should we call the ladies "Caitlyn?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Chief" and "Skipper" are my go-to names.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure people hate that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aussie here, everyone is Mate

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Boss' or 'dude' depending

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There is a reason why 'mate' is such a large part of the Australian vocabulary

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There are no Bruces in Sweden

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

alla heter glen i sverige

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there will be after u start calling em that

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A Bruce öñçē bït my sîstër.

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