kakaopor
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This method seems efficient
FP EDIT:
Oh, I did not expect to get to the Most Viral with this old repost, but here we are.
Send me some great space photos, facts and the like.
And don't reuse your passwords, use a password manager if you can't remember all of them. (Which won't help if they have all the answers for pw reset security questions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, but at least if they ever got your pw won't log in on another service.)
liamossher
Maiden name ?
pachyderm
lol
Vanwolfster
Steal her brain while she's asleep. Then, put the brain into a computer and analyze it to know her secrets. You are now the perfect bf/gf.
Nilowame
My first pet was a Snake. Two snakes to be exact. Adorable little fuckers. One starved itself and the other thought I was a litter-box.
fixe
avoid all them steps and buy facebook or google.
Fredders
Don't forget to buy them a coat!
Obijesus
1 Who's ur starter pokemon (anything besides charmander is a red flag)
Nilowame
This my surprise you, but not everyone likes Pokémon. I sure as shit don't. Nice artwork of Gardevoir though.
dghammer
Stocking 101
Meowsma
There was a Psych episode about this.
Iankill
Motherfucker better not ask about the color of my first car
CatzEyes93
Just write all the passwords down and keep it next to your puter
DavidBrooker
Pro tip: don't do this
88wut
Keepass with key file and master password
ellert0
I don't have any of those 3...
516ox
As someone who used to do support for Apple products/accounts over the phone: I find this post to be highly optimistic.
JolietJakester
Worked in "Now you see me"!
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
So, what was your high school's mascot?
railroadman22
Murder them. That way you can study them inside and out.
rayeofsunshine
Want to hire a car in Europe? They want passport, driving licence and NATIONAL INSURANCE NUMBER and people hand over all their shit
spottedfromadistance
+1 For the creepy stalker skills OP :)
MrFnortner
Never use real answers for these questions. Treat them like the secret passwords they really are. You were born at the South Pole, your...
MrFnortner
first car was a rock, your mother's maiden name was lumber, and so forth. Be smart out there, people. Good luck.
MillerLitesaber
It's called intelligence gathering and it's classy
finnPercival
Actually had a friend do this to me when I played Runescape back in primary school...
obamausedmyVCR
And just to be sure ask what street she grew up on
magicrhombus
Birch street, higgins drive, cobalt lane. Birch street, higgins drive, cobalt lane...
usefullyuseless
Jokes on you I grew up in a refugee camp. There were no streets.
ronangelo
Sesame
budlat
"Then Login And Read All Their Shit"... what are you into? Sccaatt???
grifterdawg
For $10.95 I hear Zuck will sell her messages.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
He really zucks.
owlest
I used to creep on a girl I crushed on by guessing her secret questions correct
fearandloathinginaz
Congratulations you are the creepiest guy on the internet today. How many restraining orders have you acquired so far?
owlest
0, the idea is to not let them know you are creeping
fearandloathinginaz
You just blew my mind
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
Don't forget to ask about their favorite credit card number
CotterPyke
there's a thin line between "date research" and cyber stalking...one time i dated a woman who said she googled me...that creeped me out-
LoodGookin
2) show up as a wanted individual or has some past that you don't want to deal with?
LoodGookin
1) If that was many years ago, I would understand. If recently, then you need to re-evaluate your thinking. Don't you want to know if they
owlest
what, you dont google your dates?
fearandloathinginaz
Online dating- look up their Facebook and see if they just broke up/have drama, what kind of person they are and if their picture is current
setoxxx
HermausMora
great
dontgetanywrongthoughts
King of stalkers
wherearemytesticles
Can someone make him laugh like that Ol' Musky gif?
ssjalhazred
dot
YesImThatMrTrebus
Thecptsparrowcl
Post was good, this was better
Tsamane
Whats your style
clark6050
I was waiting for this to move for a decent amount of time for some reason.
DukeDarkwood
He blinks. That's it.
stoatymcstoatface
Can this be a new meme?
dontgetanywrongthoughts
It has already begun.....
setoxxx
What do you want it to say?
slimyTroll
I should have done this.. didn't do that.. did something else instead.
Ynigmatyk
Isn't that that red blue penguin meme thing?
gernjer
Um...what’s your favorite social security number?
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
[deleted]
BrutalApathy
Yours
TheGhostMinx
Mine is 8675309
Rengii
Mine is 80085.
DukeDarkwood
This reminds me of the scene in Sneakers where someone was trying to get all the words for a voice password via a date with the guy, and at
DukeDarkwood
the end, when she had only one word left to get, seductively asked him to say the word "passport".
MacDaddySmitt
69696969696969
ILoveArvinMoreThanOxygen
I tried a new SSN last night - 420-69-420X.
LittlemissEm
Mines 501 62 5643
LittlemissEm
Oh...are we doing fake ones?
matthewcrice325
000-00-0001
lurkerprof
I mean mines 008-67-5309
DragonLordG
what's that a reference to
WastingEvenMoreTime
I use that as my phone number whenever a company asks. Why does Ace Hardware need my number?
bigcountryphil069
Damnit I finally found you Jenny.
Elven91
What is a social security number and whay is it so important that only you know it?
AutomationLayer
It makes you social, provides security and I have no idea what I'm talking about.
ZeroLyfe
127.0.0.1
Enkharna
this made me laugh, but unfortunately only a few of us will get this XD
BlunderbussVigilante
home, sweet home.
FoxySpirit
Ah, the local variety
AutomationLayer
"0.0.0.0">0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 null0
gernjer
Anyone who gets this should be required to +1
JasonThorn
Mine's 620-311-1566. Easy to remember too, if you convert the letters to numbers.
arrbos
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Ajax97
I thought it was 621-311-1566
Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff
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Toqom
One too many digits...
Prometh3An
If this was 4chan someone would actually be able to figure out your actual SSN from these numbers..
Philosophdog
Weponized autism
ItWasCool
How are we converting. Ascii, phone number, UTF-8, what?
JasonThorn
Actually it is a simple substitution cipher. A=1, B=2, etc.
ItWasCool
What are the break points? because if that is true it's FP CAA AEFF
JasonThorn
6-20-3-11-15-6-6.
awkwrdshittinpanda
Ruby
BlunderbussVigilante
Ruby
goflyblind
... soho?
ItWasCool
What? That doesn't explain what format the letters are in.
awkwrdshittinpanda
That only shows my knowledge on the matter, which is none