JCPenny Catalog from 1999

Aug 20, 2017 8:14 PM

1358 pages of JCPenny goodness

Didn't know they sold instruments

I wanna know how the dude on the cover lost his hand...

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I think everyone had that second VCR from the top

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Brought me back to the days of circling what I wanted for Christmas lol

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I need that memory card. My dad hid mine as punishment

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You forgot the bra section.

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It's why gilf porn is so popular

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This was an excellent catalog for cranking it. If mom found it in your room you just showed her the circled video games as christmas ideas.

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buddy, none of us EVER forgot the bra section

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THAT'S PRIVATE

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Oh my god I completely forgot about that abomination of a Nintendo controller

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JC Penny was my first credit card.

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I can smell it.

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Glad I wasn't the only one.

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This is what I came to say.

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And now my local jc is 50 percent a sephora store

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I actually miss these. Slower, but you didn't have to wade through 20 different slightly differently named but identical products...

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...and another 20 that are off-brand versions made in the same factory, and another 50 that are fraudulent sellers.

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Is JCPenny the American version of a British Argos?

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Used to be, sort of... They were more like Debenham's with a huge catalogue. Now they basically sell shit bedding and makeup.

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If a British Argos is/was a department store that carried a bit of everything, then yes.

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Million dollar idea… Sell old catalogs for people to poop to…

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I'd buy a few. Just looking at that gameboy color and the VCR's takes me back.

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64MB of ram...yes.

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You can still smell the pages

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Is that dude's right hand radioactive? Why is it glowing?

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that's one expensive tv

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I worked at Circuit City from 99-2003. We got the first Philips flat screen in stock...$15,000. Only sold one. Got $300 comission for it

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We were so poor that once the new catalogue came we cut the other one up for paper dolls

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I have one of those tvs ..its my only tv. Plays the wii pretty good.

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Are we all just gonna ignore that in 1999, JCPenny sold musical instruments?!

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JC Penney used to sell EVERYTHING. House brand electronics, tools, you name it. Everything.

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Mail order only. Stores didn't sell a lot of that stuff in the 90's.

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Department stores are stores with various departments that sell various goods and services.

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Holy crap, they still do!

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Back when music was actually taught to pretty much everyone in school and you had to pick an instrument.

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Don't they still do that though??

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Not any more, all 3 of the local school districts have not had music departments for some time now. MP3's are used instead for sports events

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I remember the smell of the paper

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More of this please

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Couldn't peel it apart

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I have that for when people full of shit complain about video games being expensive "nowadays."

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Just FYI to anyone, on #3, item U is literally the best N64 controller ever. You can reach every button comfortably, + it has turbo buttons.

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Also on #3, item T is a rumble pack for the N64 that has passthrough support for a save pack. So you can toggle between rumble and save mode

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I have both, and my N64 experience could not be any better. I would strongly reccomend the combination to anyone who still loves the N64.

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The bathing suit & ladies underwear sections were my generations porn hub.

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$140 for a discman?!? Holy hell! It couldn't even fit into my Jean jacket pockets.

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That's why you wore Jncos.

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Fully expected to see "Load 1,248 more images" at the bottom.

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This was the shit right before Christmas

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These were awesome but I can't live without instant product reviews.

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The Spice Girls had a video game? Deer lord.

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My sister used to play it. I wouldn't even call it a game really

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I mean, I played DOA beach volleyball, and that was just like Barbie with extra steps. Still fun tho.

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I loved that game! Wish I could play it again

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Where'd you dig this up?

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Was in a friend's chair that they got from their grandma. Figured it was in there for support

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VCRs were expensive

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The "I want this,I want that" book of my childhood

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Remember circling shit you wanted?

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Lol oh yeah.

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And this was what we had to fap to before the internet got filled up to the brim with porn.

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In regional Australia for gays it was the half page on mens undies from Target Country :)

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Spiegel catalog was super slutty...

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There was a time before internet porn? I always figured the first website was Grandma porn.

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Once upon a time during the cold war, when computers were the size of warehouses, two scientists from across the country created the first >

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> connection between computers ever. It took months of waiting to load each pixel one at a time, but eventually they sent a digital image >

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> from one to the other. It was a picture of the east scientist's penis. They had just invented the internet, and started it with a dick pic

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Pictures of VCRs? You do you bro.

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You ever turn the page one day and see the twin-deck VCR? Hnnnnnnngh!

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How about first digital cameras with 1.5 inch display and 0.5 megapixels? That stuff was pure sex.

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....I thought people also fapped to the computers there?

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No silly, we fapped to flutes and trumpets.

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Really? I was always partial to film cameras. Damn sexy if I do say so myself.

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