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Fun stuff.
TCooley79
#28 wait. A clown was Knighted??!
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#24
Clayman8
#15 if the cook has a monitor, you KNOW these waffles will blow your tits clean off
famicus
#3
profiledit
#7
Gofuturself
Thanks DK, needed this today.
TinyRavenFeathers
#39
LevonsRealm
I was 45 minutes into my 30 minute lunch break when I realised I was enjoying these memes a little too much
Snuggelapolous
Oh shit. My lunch break is over. Fuck.
itwasababyox
#32 feels like something Cosmo Kramer would do.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#8 the stall is fine, you can push back on the door if it’s somehow accidentally breached. It’s the singular bathrooms where you allow yourself to get comfortable, but the door is too far away to do anything about it if someone walks in. Bonus points if it opens up into full view of a restaurant dining area.
Muppetman18
#6
TimeFoDat
#1 would love to but it's supposed to be over 100°F all fucking week.
Unholytrashpanda
#14 this isn't a joke, and it isn't the shit posters. It's the human trafficking, the child porn, the bloody, violent images.
USSBigBooty
TinyRavenFeathers
#11 That painting is definitely haunted.
Spotafire
#14 I used to do that job, just for a different megacorp thats equally evil and while I understand F*ck the Corpo's, I would like to extend a wholehearted F*ck the shitposters. I am not not talking about the run of the mill ones, I am talking about the bad ones, the darkweb content ones.
Imaynotbehere4long
Yeah, I saw that one and immediately thought "no, they're not talking about you."
ID1746
Yea, that image alone is why I gave this dump a downvote. If people could see what moderators had to see, they'd need a therapist too.
Unholytrashpanda
That's why I always push back on people whining about moderators. These people are seeing the worst of the worst so that we don't have to. Can it and be grateful.
DocBeeblebrox
#8 Last year I was at an event and bolted for the john before the crows made their way. Door had no functional lock (!!) and someone tried to enter-- I finally got to yell "come back with a warrant!" as I pushed the door back. They seemed both confused and amused, so mission accomplished?
DocBeeblebrox
...and by "crows" I mean "crowd". I was not at a corvid reunion, nor a performative murder; a feathered biped did not try to barge into the stall I was in
HillOfBeans
I thought it was a great metaphor for dusk when thousands of crows fly to their roosting ground at once.
machmach
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Creepy paper!
gtollie
#32 tempting if I had the room
Any future disputes in the living room.. “I’ll be the judge of that” quickly grabs the black robes and take my place. “I’d like to call xxx to the witness stand”
trigonman3
Not sure how hardcore porn will help your argument, Counsillor, but I'll allow it.
StarfoxCommand1123
#12 what?
ActuallyImSpartacus
I think they are Hennesey Whisky ice poles, and they won't freeze in a home freezer. I might also be completely wrong, I'm just saying what I see.
Schiwing
#1 you turn into Esfand?
deafkitten
weidermeijer
#26 I can hear Jeremy Clarkson, “I’ve made it worse!”
SmallMarbleDancer
I would drive the hell out of this thing. I’d still keep my basic 2wd truck around that actually has decent bed space, but for a grocery getter and snow drift buster, I’m all in for this one.
Lontri
#12 I don't know what's in the tubes, but at least the freezer we have at this one festival gets so cold that booze freezes in it.
CyanideBreathMint
Anything below -24°C to -27°C should freeze 40% alcohol. That being said, that is one hell of a freezer at that festival!
MechaNinja
Is that what those are? Booze? I can't see those labels at that resolution and don't have experience with forbidden freezer pops.
CyanideBreathMint
The label kinda sorta looks like Hennessy, which I think is a Cognac.
januskincaid
#40 I spent way too long trying to figure out what happened to the horse before I realized that was a staple.
snoffler
#28 ah, the wacky things you learn from reading Pratchett
TI99Kitty
Yeah, I read that book recently... But it's also a thing IRL.
gtotherizzle
I saw it on CSI...and possibly on Supernatural
spiceass9000
AimingForAdorkable
I mean, without humans (or less humans) and without corporations to use/misuse the water… wouldn’t it refill better?
I’m no expert. Just curious.
TI99Kitty
Maybe it shouldn't have married Ben Shapiro.
Baggsy13
* birthed
TI99Kitty
Wait... He can't get his mother wet, either?
(yes, I get what you're saying, and I guess it's probably better than what I was going for)
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
cryborg
cardinal29
That's commitment!
middlehead
#14 You think too much of yourself. They're seeing child porn and other actual illegal shit.
ChorizoPig
For a few months, I managed a team that monitored Club Penguin for child porn uploads and similar shit posts. Got to the point where once a week I would order in food and show them a presentation of kittens and other sweet photos for an hour or so as eye bleach. Holy crap people are terrible. I'm a combat vet and some of the uploads still creep me out years later.
cardinal29
Straight to jail!
AimingForAdorkable
This reaction is perfect for many things on the internet.
I wish to save it and use it later. However. It appears to have been processed and uploaded by a potato. (No offense to Cardinal29. I don’t know how to make gifs pretty and higher quality either, so I’m not judging.)
But I’m thinking: maybe if I comment nicely about it, a random Imgurian will come along and post the higher quality version? As tends to happen when faced with potato gifs.
cardinal29
Hey, I just stole it from an imgur post. Like all my memes! This one's a little better.
AimingForAdorkable
Stolen things… on the internet?!?!?
To internet jail with you!!!!
(Lol jk)
joeyecho101
Unconquerable1
I'm a simple being. I see this gif, I upvote.
cryborg
whataluckygoldfish
This is fantastic!
deafkitten
Scoffs* not quite that hot.
Unconquerable1
AsianLeprechaun
Damn DK, leave some Michelob Lite and Cousins for the rest of us!
Aksuuuh
Normal Imgurians? Please, those are like Imgurian 1 percenters. Normal Imgurians are like some weird cryptids that you don't want to set your eyes on.
QotU
Hey now, maybe I’m a normal cryptid, not a weird one
mattbl
They must be making assumptions based on which selfies make it to FP on Christmas.
tonyisdead
I think watching that got me pregnant
TheGoatsDad
You got that DK inside ya now, good luck
deafkitten
TheDaharMaster
OhmyBandit
trigonman3
yoooooooooooo
deafkitten
ItsActuallyDavidNow
spiceass9000
Sweet berry wine!
deafkitten
spiceass9000
Orgies aren’t very fun if no one want to do em with you
deafkitten