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This one's a gif
MattisHere52
#4 don't assume, maybe squidward is the receiver.
Foxyrain
I don't think that creep is going to believe that your number is an 800 number
TheGodofBadgers
One of the best dumps I've seen in awhile
g1fc0mm3nts
Thanks. Although my first one is better
Wellthatsfuckincool
Sadly, the JOHN CENA hotline doesn't work. Somebody needs to make it happen though.
williammurderfayce
I do say, Confound the Constabulary!
MethLarry
CheeseburgerFreedomMan would make a great username
g1fc0mm3nts
If I could change my username I would tbh
ashlaaaaaaaaaay
#3 more like Donald Trump amirite sheeple?!
Daloth
I used to have to sell the Amazon Fire phone. In two years we sold one. It was the worst device ever fucking made.
momongah
Nook has something to say to you
G0MeatCube
Just like the ad.
afrosdude
I might have been that 1...
Daloth
I apologize if so.
smashpro1
N-Gage?
SpecimenSpiff
No, the Amazon Fire phone.
BurtTurglar
I had to sell Ngages at Electronics Boutique. Nobody bought it, but we did crush a madden standup with the metal gate once. Good times.
RobertEmmet
No, this is Patrick
AlanStrangeways
If a creep wants your number, stand up for yourself, you confrontation-avoiding li'l shit, and just say no.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Found the creep. Username applies.
lmOIdGREEGG
I'll bet you've never been threatened or harassed by a creep then!
RerackTheFingWeights
When they're sketchy lookin' as hell, bigger than me, and frighteningly persistent, a confident "no" hasn't been my knee-jerk reaction :(
nclu
I hear ya. On the other hand some guys can get straight Mr. Hyde. And confrontation is scary when you are half their weight.
frenchhornhero
Not a girl, but I'm 6'4" and 260 pounds. I can imagine that to a short girl I would be pretty intimidating.
Atalung
Same and I move silently, my boss has literally told me "don't give anyone a heart attack"
RobertEmmet
I know how that be like. I cultivated being sneaky as shit as a defense mechanism because loud noises were frowned upon in my house as a kid
DoctorJungyBrongen
Why do that when you can mess with them?
shrivelledjohnson
Nah just give him a 1 800 number.
atomicpink
I did this once. He stalked me from bar to bar for for hours, threatened my friend's husband, and tried to follow us into our Uber.
Cuntard
if he was stalking you all night, why didn't you call the police?
Godric19
I know that this is 7 years later but following someone from one public place to another isn't illegal.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Just teasing AlanStrangeways
AlanStrangeways
It's cool. I have an awesome sense of humor. Fuckface. (I keel yoooo!)
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Ooooh Alan such a kidder!
FabulousAmpharos
Does anyone actually have serious discussions about porn with their friends?
RobertEmmet
Yeah, I straight up said to someone once over dinner, "I can recommend I Feel Myself.com without reservation."
Brucecori2
Friends with benefits yeah... I think I talk about sex more with my friends than I do porn though.
undeaddevon11
I do all the time. Once got into a heated debate about whether GILF porn was worse than shemale porn.
tarataqa
Only every night...
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
I was gonna say this... As a guy, I've never talked about porn with my friends. Because who the fuck carrs
BelligerantBlueHen
I only ever have with a really close female friend of mine
MagicalMorpheme
I have, quite a few times. And I'm a girl...
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Why do I REALLY want to know more?
MagicalMorpheme
I dunno. I have discussed it with female friends and my boyfriend. It's not a huge deal. It can be both revealing and cathartic.