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Mar 12, 2018 1:35 PM
onlylinlin
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kitkatkelly
Shift. shift shift
shonasof
I've always wanted a Shift Shift key.
Lieu7enan7DaN
You can type A-Z with this keyboard
GunArm
I read it in Tommy Wiseau's voice...
tdeca
At first I didn't get what was going on. Then I read the text more carefully. I've laughed harder each time I looked at this.
MechanicalFoundGhost
no any key
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
http://www.matias.ca/halfkeyboard/
SBSP129
QWERT
hockeyham
If you ever wanted to type the effect of having a dick in your mouth...
eurybaric
Shift Shift Shift
GasBandit
You can shift, or you can *shift the shift*
IndignantOwl
Fave stars!!
Magisterial
Who read that shit with a accent?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
But what if I fap with my left hand?
pakman84
I have a problem with the placement of the Ctrl key.
jojoban265
I swear I was reading fucking Swedish until I got what the hell was going on
JohmBambo
You can write star wars with that.
JimPlaysGames
and Dart Vader... so close!
kingsfold
STEWARDESSES
PabloDiabloman
It has shift and also shift shift lol
Hubb
I actually want one, link ? reason: FPS needs lots of mouse space
aboxinsideaboxinsideaboxinsideaboxinsideabox
I'm fuckin dying RN
rlyisthisnamefree
re-re-re-post, but every time it makes me laugh.. have an upvote
Reorder
Read it in the voice of the Swedish Chef
GodsFoot
Bork
DoublevBomb
iamabigtroll
“This board is very good! I’ve tried it for 3 weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all AMAZON watchers!”
Bootsy81
Lol, I thought the amazon watcher bit was like a WoW reference or something...
TheBestRussian
Fave stars!
iownanamericanshorthair
dale666
Brazzers
YELLOWnotYELLOW
I get it! lol. this needs more upvotes!
TeeMee123
Shift Shift Shift
joburg2005
I'm so glad you wrote this.
akaFLAMEGiRL
If you press SHIFT+SHIFT you get... SHIFT.
capitanfanculo
Shift your booty
WhyJWhy
Stop, you'll make my keys sticky
BardicLasher
Goddamnit, Shift Shift!
AdmiralJohn
Can we talk about the shift key?
Muad
SHIFTS OK BUT IM PARTIAL TO THE CAPS LOCK MYSELF
hertz18360
I feel like it needs to be more obvious; it's hard to see. Maybe like EighteenMoreShiftWordsOnTheSameButton!!! ...Just a suggestion.
IncorrektGramerNazi
you mean the "shift shift shift" key?
vorodar
A more serious reply - it seems like there are several "modes" where each key operates differently. Only Shift retains its function.
Sorcatarius
Correct, the top right button switches them, all letter keys triple duty as two letters and a number (which can been seen on each key)
ProxyPlayerHD
why the fuck does that even exist
JimPlaysGames
I suspect it's meant to be used for gaming where you don't want to take up a lot of desk space. WASD for movement, space for jump, etc.
ProxyPlayerHD
still seems very impractical, i cannot imagine games where you only require so little amount of keys
JimPlaysGames
Ah back in my day we made do with a joystick with one button.
ProxyPlayerHD
Technically 9 buttons, the joy stick itself can (in the min. setup) move in 8 different directions
JimPlaysGames
Well if you want to get technical many joysticks from then used four buttons for direction, with two being pressed at once for diagonals.
iamdanman
My American friend needs some help understanding this.
Jammiepak
He can’t spell the words correctly for the review.
SennenGoroshi
He probably can, looking at the keyboard, just hasn't learned how
thedoe
Now I get it.
monodop
Its half a keyboard, and thats about it
akaFLAMEGiRL
Seems like it's designed for gamers with very small desktops.
iamdanman
Thanks
PlatypusPlatypus
I read it in my head with a comical Swedish accent
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
DoublevBomb
ShorteningOfTheWay
I'm not going to tell you how I read it, but lets just say I'm a bad person.
mantysaippua
scottish for me
pareidoliaperson
I honestly thought I was reading Norwegian for 5 seconds till the realization
grebmoolb
Ha! Same here. The Muppets Swedish chef to be exact.
CocoCoriolis
That looks extremely dutch to my eyes
The4thsurvivor
I read it out loud with a comical Swedish accent
Atotalfuckwit
I read it as an illerate fuck
TipToesMcGoo
Dudes only got so many characters to type with
nihilistdad
I read it with a German one.
HardcoreMango
mrgallaghers1
Fave/7
M4nFle5h
It's Scottish me lad
CondescendingCunt
Swede here. I read it with a Scottish accent.
Nordman0
Swede here, red it with dutch accent!
nicolaisheen
venezuelan here, I didnt read it.
aberry9036
English here, same!
aCartographer
Finn here, scottish was probably closest to what I heard too. But again swedish is my second language
mjhast
Another Finn here. Same.
ohidunno
A moose once bit my sister...
Soulshredder2
I read it with iDubbbz's voice
JalkiaJattamattaVoiPiestaIhmistaHelposti
edups, your a piece of chat, please log off the ethernet
MValentin
I thought it was German at first glance.
Nostraanus
It isn't just the first word "das" is German for "the", everything else is not German. :)
MValentin
Well, I did write "at first glance"..
Djalabajoe
The funniest thing is that they are really on Amazon and cost $575 - Matias Half Keyboard
Icedpryo
Was thinking about getting one. Not any more...
ilavalamp
That's got to be just a marketplace seller with huge markup right? nope.. http://www.matias.ca/halfkeyboard/ $595 is the MSRP...
Rapturr
What
Snark42
When
sharkkibble
http://www.halfkeyboard.com/propaganda/howit.html
shiyal
Umm guys. There is a forearm version!
ThePanda420
How?
boredomboredomboredom
"Remember folks, efficiency is clever laziness."
SandwichRGood
"If it runs on batteries, I'll see it."
SleepyGoose
Where
MercuryGreen
I CAN ANSWER THAT ONE! https://smile.amazon.com/Matias-HK101-Half-Keyboard/dp/B00006IZIL/
BobDresden
Why
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Capitalism
StylesRockman
Gaming
Djalabajoe
I have no idea the comments just say it is a programmable keyboard but you can get similar higher rated ones under $40
NotAmused1001
What else would you need one hand free for?
itwasonlyajokebro
If you only have one hand
ColdTires
Its a half keyboard, if oyu want to type the K for example you press shift and the key "D"
sharK11
Shift shift
BobDresden
Yes, but why so expensive? Seems like other products can do the same for much cheaper.
superseriouscomments
seems like a script and a regular keyboard can do exactly the same
afriendofmine
That’s not portable. That’s not plug and play. That’s probably not universal. And so on. Not justifying this ridiculous mark up though.