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*Edit: Not my work. I just enjoyed it so thought I'd share. More from this artist can be found here: http://mimicteixeira.tumblr.com
AegonTheBastardTargaryen
i absolutely love this show
CoolerBetterFasterStronger
I like how Connie has a different geeky shirt on each time.
namestotallynotmark
I see that evengelion shirt
natangold
Sandobyone
This was so long and drawn out.
Fyba
I'm pretty sure every 4-5 pages was a different artist.
VideoGrimes
SteveMND
LazySolano
nolatek
shigetsu
nah
Darkfiyr
XxSeelexX
SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THAT SEELE SHIRT
ByronIsTakenSoImWritingMoreToFillThis
Nice to see some steven universe on the FP every now and again, nice!
WilliamKeith
Dr. Maheswaran is right, though, Stevonnie is decidedly attractive for a being of uncertain gender and species.
Markuspsyches
Both guys and girls in the show were hot for them.
CyborgScribe
Gender: yes. Species: Human/Gemstone, 1/4 gem. Racial designation: Quartzdroon
Ryanator50
also uncertain age.
skippi99r
+1 Undertale Annoying Dog/Toby Fox reference on Connies shirt #13
codeashi
GARNET: "I suppose, though... since humans can't normally share thoughts... that fusion's even MORE intimate than --"
BoozeHound001
Personal favorites![]()
Deadlifttime
noice
itsdaphonz
Ohhhhhh shit!
LordCongra
"blows my tits off" I think I have a new favorite phrase
DandySpaceCowboy
That shot at Yamcha, though.
vuvuzevka
It probably killed him
DandySpaceCowboy
booooooo +1
sleepypersephone
Yassss
46853
I'm pretty sure the fusion dance is sex for rocks
SupaJon
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
RihannaPublicist
One of my absolute fucking favorites.
Dhuang
Commenting to save the link
kibateo
the simplistic brilliance of it, i absolutely love how ridiculous yet sense it makes
VIAI
A "friend" needs this one explained...
Treyten
In the anime dragonball they use an attack where they recite that line before unleashing a huge beam of energy.
dirtymanwhore
I fucking love this comic. Makes me laugh evertime
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
Every. Single. Time.
Flashtro
Every fucking time. ????
SquidJesus
I love fucking this comic. I'm a squid.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
You may be a squid, but are you a kid?
partysloth
Just a squid? Charlatan.
10tacles
Cuttlefish master order!
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
Kind of loving the fact the dad's a total nerd lol
cgvega
for anyone, steven universe is one of the top 5 best shows on tv now, watch it.
BitchCake
Me: I really like SU, have you watched it? Friend: Yeah, it's disgusting, way too sexual for kids. Me:
Bacxaber
To be fair, the Sugilite dance is really sexual.
SalamanderCmndr
Something something fusion allegory for sex
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
can't have allegories for sex, but i bet they can watch non-allegorical violence.
SgtChowdown
It's just funny that it's an allegory for sex in SU but not in DBZ. Probs because it would make their precious animus too homogay
SpruceCaboose
Eh, I'm a huge SU fan, but it's enormously more sexual. Fusions are relationships in SU, and closer ones can sustain longer. 1/2
BitchCake
Yes but exactly. It's more about relationship chemistry than anything else, I'd say. And friendships are still a kind of relationship.
SpruceCaboose
Oh yeah. It's sort of an intimacy thing rather than a sex thing, so it's sort of hard to explain really well.
SpruceCaboose
DBZ ones are for increasing one's power level briefly and never last. Some SU ones are short, but it's due to emotional stress 2/2
Ryanator50
your friend miiiight b a homophobe.
BitchCake
It's a sad thought. Can someone so caring, loving and intelligent, really be that homophobic?
Ryanator50
If they were raised believing that homosexuals are the devil's minions, maybe. It depends.
BitchCake
Then I could just look past it, but they're very well educated and self-thinking...
GiantSquanchy
Does Stevonie have girl parts or boy parts?
GuyleDoucheFieldReporter
GiantSquanchy
Yes
Kyman201
I think one of the creators got that question on twitter, and the answer was "Both"
GiantSquanchy
djhash
If this is your work. Good job, just focus more on spelling and grammar. Quite a few errors there. But I liked it in general.
lizardbones
It's mot OP's work, but It's worth reposting
SomeRandomNobhead
I think that's intentional.
cosine83
But why?
javer80
hm? naaaah. English just isn't the artist(s)' first language, that's all.
SomeRandomNobhead
Oh haha, I felt it was a nice touch to the weirdness of the comic tbh.
javer80
I bet they'd be happy that it actually improved the comic for you!
SomeRandomNobhead
That'd be nice.
virgil592
At this point, it's easier to just say, "Yeah, mom. Me and Steven are having sex."
LYNBON
Glorious
adhdtv
If I put myself in the shoes of a 12 year old girl, I would do all in my power to make sure my parents dont think Im having sex when i'm not
AxelYamanaka
Yeah. Because grown adults shouldn't be wearing the shoes of a 12 year old girl, much less having sex with them.
10tacles
But they don't make adult roller shoes here!
AxelYamanaka
You're a grown ass adult who can use power tools. Do it yourself! And you can make it cooler!
10tacles
I could, but should I? Think well about it because the future of all us depends on your answer.
MisterDildy
I mean if the shoe fits. Could save a lot of money.
AxelYamanaka
But she would still need the shoes. Buy your own.
MisterDildy
Nigga fuck that 12 year old. I need shoes too! Fucking spending $40 a pair.
VerdantApollo
Didn't the Maheshwaran's already know about fusion since the dinner party with Alexandrite (i.e: Granite+Armest+Perl) ?
Thisisirrelvantcontent
That did not go well either xD
FlareonTheFalseProphet
they may have known about the gems and fusion then but not the fact steven can fuse let alone with connie (even the gems were shocked)
DrIvoRobotnik
They wouldn't have known or understood much. And certainly not with regards to Steven and Connie
SalamanderCmndr
Perl
razetherunner
honestly, the only thing good about the Uncle Grandpa episode was Pearl's extra-insane faces and neurotic reactions. "That's not my baby!!"
SalamanderCmndr
And also Garnet's jab at Greg (Pearl: Greg's brother... And father? Garnet: That explains a lot.)
MyEndWillNotBeOnEarth
That was random, thanks for making me laughing!
sirsquickalot
Well this is weird.
Paleodude2
The gay space rocks should've been a sign
FutureHagraven
My favorites!
SalamanderCmndr
The gay but technically not gay™ space rocks
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
huh?
CyborgScribe
They can develop attractions to humans so wouldn't they be like...pansexual or something?
SalamanderCmndr
//shrug
SuspiciousCharacter
But it was confirmed that Garnet was a romantic relationship and Pearl had feelings for Rose. So yes, (Mostly) Gay Space Rocks.
SalamanderCmndr
Technically not gay as in they're just sentient rocks with genderless bodies made of light which happen to fit our definition of feminine
UncomfortableTruths
*sexless bodies. They don't engage in sexual reproduction, but they use female pronouns and all have female voices and mostly look feminine.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
Gems are genderless, they are literally sentient crystals that can make whatever body they want
freesnowcone
They're not genderless, they're sexless. They all refer to themselves as "she."
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/609/800px-Yamcha_found_dead.jpg I love the idea that Connie's dad is a fuckin nerd
ShouTuckersGhost
"Yamcha_found_dead.jpg". Yep, that about sums up his role in the series
tonycoolmen
he's in the recovery position he'll be fine
LordRegal
I thought he was mullered, but now I know someone is taking care of him.
undeadhobo
the next stevenbomb on the 8th is going to have a Connie's dad focused episode and I pray to garent hes gonna be a massive nerd in it
javer80
Aw man, i've probably missed so much good stuff since Blue Diamond was introduced. I should get back into it.
undeadhobo
the episodes are good but they've retreaded a lot of material since. you havent missed THAT much
Burke616
Nerd, what? That show was damn near inescapable when I was in high school. Aw, crap, I'm old now aren't I?
javer80
Toonami!
Martin1410
Is this show worth watching and of so where can I?
ChihuahuaCommander
Try watchcartoononline.com - I've always had good luck with that site
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Yes, and on Cartoon Network or Kisscartoon. It's called Steven Universe.
10tacles
Or you could wait someone post the entire story here just like they do with Adventure Time.
ManlyManston
Kisscartoon is kinda broke and has a bunch of copy sites with virusses on them so probably better to use 9cartoon
PaulParten
worldofsteven.com is also a good SU resource.
PingpongMuffinhead
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
rip Ruby
DrIvoRobotnik
Good riddance Navy was a monster
SuspiciousCharacter
Fuckin good plan she had, gotta admit.
DrIvoRobotnik
I would've been fooled after how Lapis and Peri turned around, it just was so excessive that it felt like a deliberate misdirect as a viewer
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
They even brought it back in Dragon ball super
PingpongMuffinhead
Fucking loved that episode.
Mantler
why does goku voiced by a women tho
malachitedragon
I'm gonna blow your mind: Bart Simpson is voiced by a woman, too.
Boredashell
She's always been his voice. Since the 80's.
Mantler
that doesn't answer my question
Altumna
She does always been voiced by a woman
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
Fuuusiooonnn
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
i just liked that he turned her and that dog into a shebitch.
Omegaxis07
The therapist bill for counseling after seeing this again is going to cost me....an arm and a leg...
PoliticalWanderer
... it will ALWAYS be too soon.
PuhTater
UncomfortableTruths
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
CityYeti
NO! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
Cooperchurch
pierresito
WHY?!
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
cause you wanted it
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
YOU SON OF A....
Andromidous
....I expected this and still wasn't ready...take your upvote
LYNBON
Glorious
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
typechicken
go to your room
rpgaff2
th3grimlin
Somehow we always end up back here....
TryNotToPanic
Get out. You know what you did.
PSUTerra
NOT OKAY!
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
Forthan
Ringshadow
I never watched this anime but watched this episode to see what the issue is. Nothing felt. I apparently a cold hearted bitch.
retrohellix
It was harder to watch in the first series, it went too fast in Brotherhood. It was really dramatic and fucked up.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
yeh have to watch a bit more and get into the story lol
LostShinta
KidCilantro
Fuck. You.
CommanderStrax
obamalamadingdongditch
How many years has it been? Still too soon.
Loxachi
plasmabomb551
I knew it was going to happen but goddamnit
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
MagicBleach
The FUCK is wrong with you?
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
magoichi75
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
MUEWHAHAHA
toystory2wasok4
ThatNormalPerson
RozyShaman
Damn and it was such a good day too. The internet was being funny. I even saw a cool science video. BUT NO! NOW I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE SHIT!
lookingOknaked
HelloThisIsIT
Ed...ward
jomama64
Beat me to it
ShadowScorch
Are you sure you are ready for the shitstorm that will ensue?
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
im embrace that shit daily.
TicklishCatgirl
I hope you step on Legos for the rest of your life.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
i will be fine
Starlatan
And get hit in the ankles with scooter edges.
ClockworkQuackingSheep
No no no no no! You get back to the corner and stay there.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
ClockworkQuackingSheep
I said no! That doesn't look like the corner to me.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT4uQvlimIaKezWhna/giphy.gif
ClockworkQuackingSheep
Not with that attitude :P
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!!!
TheHaloFollower
Bum bum bum
AoKToday
I don't think that's where it came from.
everyLOTRorhobbitpostgetsagandalf
SON OF A BITCH! +1
Salmonsnake
More like fusion with a bitch
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
giggle
GinTau
NOOooeee....ˢᵗᵒᵖ
FINNSTAR7
tuckerx78
Fucking Piccolo.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
oh my
fireeternal
The difference between anime and cartoons is right here.
StRocketScience
I understand what you're trying to say, but please try saying it in different way
UncomfortableTruths
There's an ep of SU where Garnet is forced to confront monsters made from pieces of her fallen friends. It's one of the most unsettling -
UncomfortableTruths
things I've ever seen, anime or otherwise. It's seriously fucked up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqp0jlXkNQk
sleepysnarlysnorlax
My first thought when I saw this scene was, "oh God, this is rape allegory". This scene was a total mindfuck because it gets worse & worse-
sleepysnarlysnorlax
-every time I watch it.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
But. They are doing the fusion dance from dbz. An anime
fireeternal
True but dbz also has really terrible parts.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
A lot of anime is also garbage and/or light hearted. How is this the difference between it and cartoons
TastyToasti
It is raining today...
fireeternal
What do you mean? its not raining.
GnoHomo
Yes it is
TastyToasti
Bottle'o'Anime tears, get yours now! For the mere prize of a dog or a daughter. Man i wish i had both in one.
fireeternal
Oh, so it is.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
Gandynutile
What do you mean ?
spudcosmic
They're trying to say anime is the only place you can get complex storylines. Also they're wrong.
fireeternal
I meant that cartoons show sad parts to an extent, but animes sad parts are tragic, terrible, heart breaking.
UncomfortableTruths
Japan seems less restricted in regards to showing death, but it also has some other problems that western cartoons don't have. I'd say that-
UncomfortableTruths
Anime has a bit more A-grade stuff, but also waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more Cs and Ds. Western stuff has fewer highs but is better on average, IMO.
Gandynutile
Thanks for the explanation, didn't understand it like that.
fireeternal
Yeah i saw another comment here that had misunderstood me.