SenseiTheDefender
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Apr 26, 2021 10:36 PM
SenseiTheDefender
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NapalmZer0
dont tell these people that there actually are not rules either.
voksko
I fucking wish.. between the boss and the kids there's not a moment I'm not supervised..
mustbethedragon
I'm a teacher. I feel this way, and I'm in charge of a bunch of other people's kids.
AnonOmis1000
The literally left me alone with several power saws and PAID ME.
sweetfeetpete
Looks like it’s time to eat an entire gallon of ice cream for dinner!
CoarseAndSalty
My girlfriend asks me what I want for dinner and I realize I get to pick literally any goddamned thing I could want.
SavagePatchKids
>implying an fbi agent isn't supervising you at this very moment
huffnpuff72
Get the vaccine, someone will start monitoring you.
pete484
It didn't say monitored it said supervised. We have been monitored since way before this vaccine cane around. Way, way before.
Frederf
Who's in charge here? Looking around, oh... oh no.
Yenaldooshi
"I need an adult! Wait... I am an adult. Oh no."
aFadingMemory
I honestly don't think I'd be fiscally solvent or long term employed if I wasn't married with a kid. Not saying it's a solution but it helps
indigodragons
That is good advice. Unfortunately I’m the one w the hooha & that sounds painful. How do u jerk off after birth ffs.
Lulabel73
It is unsafe, just watch the news
Bizarkly
Listen, son -- the world is NOT a 'safe space'...
TheGriffin
Can someone just control my finances and organize my life?
indigodragons
I want to hire someone to be the executive function center of my brain.
ScorpionSage
Definitely not recommended
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Night time freight here.. no supervision...
Schmooooo
Get to bed!
indigodragons
I’m afraid to go to the beach alone. What if I get kidnapped? I may be 34 but I’m a 5’7” lady w the upper body strength of a 12 year old ffs
tacotaco8288
The military was a weird thing to me. 18 years old driving 2 million dollars worth of equipment. And they let me
tacotaco8288
Also they would inspect my room to make sure I didn’t have a toaster. My friend left his in his car while he was at work. So weird
amiller12142
Sometimes I'm expected to supervise others. Doubly unwise.
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SenseiTheDefender
Keep. *staple* Your. *staple* Mask. *staple* On. *staple* Your. *staple* Fucking. *staple* Face! *staple* *staple*
iamsecretsquirrel
I’m in charge of making sure 3 ppl turn into adults. Where was my supervisor when I decided that?
greentights
Either inside you or the one encouraging you to contribute to the ponzi scheme
batteryforeverlow
I’m a night shift respiratory therapist and I feel this way a lot.
Schmooooo
I need you to run me an ABG
TrickyChlovers
Used to work midnights as a Inpatient Pharmacy tech, this is incredibly accurate.
lmpg
That's got to be interesting in the pandemic.
MenloPart
When the pandemic started my cousin said that being an RT was the most important job in the world. Then she kept saying she was going to
MenloPart
send her kids back to school as soon as possible.
coldbrewchapstick
I too am a night shift RRT. I have a “I promise not to organize any more frog races at work” in my employee file.
bloodtaker3
As one does...
bloodtaker3
Does it say anything about turtles?
indigodragons
? ?
tyrsfavoritesword
... you've seen the nurses, it isn't you guy we worry about.
CoBr2
Fuck man, I'm a pilot. Every once in awhile I go to land and just think damn, everyone on this plane is trusting me with their lives.
Schmooooo
Stupid fuckers
indigodragons
This is what I’ve never wished to hear from a pilot ?✈️ ?
CoBr2
Lol, if it makes you feel better, I'm a good pilot. I've had thousands of landings and never so much as popped a tire. Still weird though.
indigodragons
Aw we trust you fam, it ok. I believe that you are a dank pilot. <3
scuba7jb
There's a medication for that; ask your doctor if Prison is right for you...
Mechanic907
Or a nursing home.
sticksosteel
A jailer is just a babysitter for adults who can’t figure out how not to be assholes and take care of their lives
Honorius
In fairness to prisoners, there are plenty of people on the outside that can’t figure out those very things.
bobtheaxolotl
Or they got busted for drugs. And after recent news stories, maybe they got busted with drugs that they didn't actually have when stopped.
sticksosteel
Getting sent to jail for drugs is - with few exceptions- a sign that an adult doesn’t have their life together. Heroin, pills, cocaine, meth
bobtheaxolotl
Congrats on being able to name four drugs. Pity about your reading comprehension, though.
sticksosteel
I don’t know anyone in jail for weed, and I don’t know any drugs besides that which are used by people with their shit together.
Iaskdumbquestions
What if I can't stop sinning and don't believe in hell?
Bizarkly
Hell *literally* doesn't care...
HighwayStar82
Then may your energy radiate to the nearest black hole and join its mass.
pete484
There is no heaven or hell, no god or devil so no such thing as sin - BUT you should always live by the golden rule.
slandr
...you’ve never been to hell?
pete484
If I don't think it exists then how could I?
Markamanic
Don't be a dick?
pete484
Kind of - "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." So, yeah. Don't be a dick ??