Elvis Presley's Private Lockheed Jetstar Jet

May 27, 2017 11:51 AM

The paint just need some spit and polish.

Up to date TV.

State of the art kitchen with a microwave.

it looks like a flying chevy van conversion from Go See Cal Go See Cal Go See Cal Go See Cal Go See Cal

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What kind of channels did he get back then?

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I'd've thought it'd've been easier to fly if the windows weren't covered like that.

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LOL that plane is in Roswell New Mexico

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Engines would be nice as well, in addition to the new luck of paint.

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Not dark souls

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I've been going through dark souls posts, and I gotta say, you the real MVP here.

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Do not use a black light there.

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Lives were lost.

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The wings are also airplanes

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It's good to be the King.

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Is this seriously wasting away somewhere? Serious?

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Was that 17" Zenith!?

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Top of the line, state of the art, baby!

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Spit,polish and a shitonne of gauges

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I HAVE THAT EXACT KIND OF MICROWAVE! AND IT STILL WORKS!

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I'm a little disappointed that the seats aren't blue suede tbh...

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DUDE!!! Check the seat cushions! You know there's some blow in there that someone dropped.

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Elvis didn't do blow. Everything he was on was prescription.

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He was using prescription liquid cocaine. And I'm sure some of his hangers on had some drugs on them.

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She's a bit low on power

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"I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing" -Elvis

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Did anyone else think it was covered in duct tape when they first saw it?

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Awesome

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#notdarksouls

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That plane didn't age well.

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That looks like something Donald Trump would fly in today.

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Too small. He has a 757-200 and a Citation X. Of course he also has access to a VC-25.

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But...why the dark souls tag?

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Why 4 throttles if only 2 engines?

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it does have 4 engines, they've been removed. the large underwing pods are fuel tanks. normally 2 side-by-side engines mounted on the back

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It currently has 0 engines. Originally had 4:

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That's a funky configuration

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I toured this plane when I went to Graceland in the 80s. The plane was a lot nicer then and the seats weren't all torn up.

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#3 is that a windshield wiper? On an airplane? ...is it weirder that it has one or that most don't?

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Every jet I've flown has them. In fact if they break they're a no-go item.

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I did not know that! Thanks.

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You'd think that would be in a museum

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That's not anywhere near Graceland. It's in New Mexico.

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Fuck me im an idiot

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Yeah. IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

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Damn noxians

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SO DO YOU!

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We need to see the shitter

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The bullet holes would have ruined the structural integrity of the jet....

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I heard its to die for

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the king's throne

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Saw this at Graceland when I went. No sign of submarine sandwiches.

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We don't deserve you.

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It was clogged with 5 pounds of shit.

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I get it, because Elvis had a digestion problem.

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And he died cause he was so full of shit.

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Oddly: bearing down, as if to take big shit, opens your veins more, you have a big drop on blood pressure,on top of whatever drugs are doing

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"His colon was 6-8" Dia., 8-9' long"

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* drugs and bacon

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Meat and heroin will plug. you. up. Got addicts a few doors down. Not common to overhear loud talking of not pooping for a week. Classy

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