Dec 3, 2022 9:35 PM
CitizenK9
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justherefortheconfession
Something, something, terrorboner /a/jUeedun
inevermadeone
Now that's a banana!
keeppdxweird
Look past the dick, its cool.
powerwagondontcare
Amazed that guy can still walk
mondomar
That guy looks ripped as well
KumquotMaster
Yeah I was stuck looking at that gorgeous man first
Canigetbannedagain2
More Hrsprs than my Honda civic
Pphunk77
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home!!
Sqeezytzatziki
The 5 legged horse !
Or a horse with 5 legs.
morninggloryshade777
Magnificent!
hotdoginathermos
cr4ckp0t2
spidermenz
Don't report me!!
Zega000
Hashbrown123
slothlikemammal
This reminds me to buy condoms.
thinkybrainpains
Jezzzeus. That's one fine stud.
Hotsauceman
I got banned from using my communication feature on Xbox for saying that…and a few expletives.
therandombagofmeat
Congratulations! It’s a boy!
ananfro
And what a boy
DocTanner
Imagine being the infantryman on the battlefield the gets knocked out by that thing. "What hit you, some kind of club?" "Uh... yeah... yup."
SmooothBunz
LOOK AT THAT SHLONG !!
sollarri365
Lmao I didn’t see that on first viewing ?? I was like ooo big boi
SithElephant
For those made uncomfortable by this post, I offer you 'Fentons Horse ranch, where you're the one that's hung'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-dCbGu0GA
Cedr3000
Banana for scale
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
*Nazgul screeching intensifies
badkluster04
This is why absolutely every horse that appears on tv and movies is female
waspinatorrulez
realGeorgelucas
From the comic "Crossed" if anyone is interested. Guys I was in college with read it, showed me Horsecock and the bowl of bullets scene.
honestlyengine
Whoa!
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Wow that is kinda terrifying
Mindshard
Ask Mr. Hands how well that scenario plays out.
DippinDerps
ivymantled69
‘We’ll rescue you!’ ~ ‘It’s OK! Come back in 5 minutes!’
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
The definition of cock-diesel.
TouchMyInfection
@ElbowDeepInAHorse absolute unit in all respects
ShiftingPattern
Time to go shoulder deep...
ElbowDeepInAHorse
That boy could hump a hole through reinforced concrete.
AReallySatisfyingPoo
Firehoser
…or a poor untrained stable boy …
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
The eloquence of that sentence is magnificent
ParanoidCarrot
halleluja
Chefpnut
And probably hit oil.
KeredRednaxela
I just read your FAQ and I think I might have helped an AI meet an early grave.
stepbill11
Lucky concrete
MisterLemons
JFC I'm keeling over as laughter turned to deep coughing
lsybarra
TakenCourier
I nearly went past this post, then I thought of you and your response. Thank you for your work and may it continue in the new year.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Jsupes
Looks like it weighs over 15,000 pounds
slack3rdav3
yeah and the horse is pretty big too
ButtTrumpett
Couldn’t scroll down fast enough to find this
Cglikespie
How much do you think the rest of the horse weighs?
Manbehindthemadness
Tsanks
F4ndango
Ya, that’s a big ol’ horse.
This horse is bigger and huger than any horse ive own
spookyactionatadistance
I think you mean 1500 pounds. The record is 3000 in England
This horse isn’t from here Abby, you can’t be calling me a lair!
ArisenArtifacts
reichstein
How many washing machines is that?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
1500?
sutra46
no bitch, I got papers!
Nope, add another 0 to that
slinkiisu
There's no way she could be that much
We got papers on her tellling us her weight
dergage
The record for weight is 3336
roadhunter
Size doesn’t matter.
Soufange
"It's the perfect size! The big ones hurt after too many times."
You can’t be calling me a lair
finstad4
whatifgodwasoneofus
Okay well this horse isn’t from here Abby you can’t be callin me a lair
starrynight181
Callin me a lair…
Marukina
This horse is bigger and huger than any on I’ve had before…
Don't look at it
VulpesIncendium
DoLooP
Wow five legs
drosophilamelanogaster
Isn't nature beautiful?
MaelstromSama
I bet you measure dick size in fruit flies.
righthandofthelefthandofthedevil
backrideup9
I'm gonna learn video editing just so I can zoom in, edit and loop it so all I'm looking at is it.
HurricaneShade
Too late
NuclearMonk
In my defense, I was looking for a chicken
aluckygrl
positiveleroy
My brother in Christ, I looked at nothing else for the entire clip. v
BulletToofTony
meatballdreamer
lmfao I didnt notice it till I saw this comment
alaest0r
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Why not? It's glorious. I'd be proud af if I were this blessed
wazeewa
Look at what...OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
v
Silkyninja1
How can we miss it?!!?!?!?!! HOW?????????
afterdarkart
YOU FIRST D:
rudoux
If you got it, flaunt it.
ElPerroDeLosCinco
I didn't until you said it.
76000BatteryLlamas
How come horse have two tails
tarnok
Of my sweet summer child
def3ctive
"hoodie penis eat in obscenis"
Mythanris90
blessedarethecheesemakers
Oh look at this swingin’ dick telling us all what and what not to look at.
RockTheKazbahhh
Can’t not.
tomb818
Too late! Oh God, it's too late!
oldpotatoes
eepycatgirl69
That was the only thing I could look at once it made its appearance. Like. Just all out there
Neuronyx
Don't tell me what to do
akira00
At what?
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
FreudIndianNipSlip
Swinging between the knees. :)
MADFOX
nickmuj
Huh? Oh. Oh….
BarryTheCyborg
I don't think Zeus ever GOT fucked, that was more Loki's wheelhouse.
MrWood0
Nice
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Honestly, I thought it'd be bigger.
PerderderLover
That's about half mast lol!
ChristopherHallett
As far as I can tell, that's imgur's favourite part of a horse.
jbrightmans
Is this horse male or female?
Starhaven350
It's hard not to
It's hard either way, unless we've got a Schrodonger's horse's cock situation in our hands.
ExileonDaytonStreet
It’s not too hard
emjay9010
It's hard not
professorlemonwood
Looks pretty floppy tbh
Fafanori
SuperMarioToadsShrillVoice
my friend wants to know what comic this is from
This would be a one-off comic strip for @ElbowDeepInAHorse book image number 2749140 on derpi.
Alt version is up there too, now with 100% more horse pussy!
SedatedSl0th
Can somepony tech me how to use derpibooru? I cannot find anything for the life of me.
Figured it out. Still can’t find your account there. :(
justherefortheconfession
Something, something, terrorboner /a/jUeedun
inevermadeone
keeppdxweird
Look past the dick, its cool.
powerwagondontcare
Amazed that guy can still walk
mondomar
That guy looks ripped as well
KumquotMaster
Yeah I was stuck looking at that gorgeous man first
Canigetbannedagain2
More Hrsprs than my Honda civic
Pphunk77
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home!!
Sqeezytzatziki
The 5 legged horse !
Sqeezytzatziki
Or a horse with 5 legs.
morninggloryshade777
Magnificent!
hotdoginathermos
cr4ckp0t2
spidermenz
Zega000
spidermenz
Hashbrown123
slothlikemammal
This reminds me to buy condoms.
thinkybrainpains
Jezzzeus. That's one fine stud.
Hotsauceman
I got banned from using my communication feature on Xbox for saying that…and a few expletives.
therandombagofmeat
Congratulations! It’s a boy!
ananfro
And what a boy
DocTanner
Imagine being the infantryman on the battlefield the gets knocked out by that thing. "What hit you, some kind of club?" "Uh... yeah... yup."
SmooothBunz
LOOK AT THAT SHLONG !!
sollarri365
Lmao I didn’t see that on first viewing ?? I was like ooo big boi
SithElephant
For those made uncomfortable by this post, I offer you 'Fentons Horse ranch, where you're the one that's hung'
SithElephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-dCbGu0GA
Cedr3000
Banana for scale
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
*Nazgul screeching intensifies
badkluster04
This is why absolutely every horse that appears on tv and movies is female
waspinatorrulez
realGeorgelucas
From the comic "Crossed" if anyone is interested. Guys I was in college with read it, showed me Horsecock and the bowl of bullets scene.
honestlyengine
Whoa!
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Wow that is kinda terrifying
Mindshard
Ask Mr. Hands how well that scenario plays out.
DippinDerps
ivymantled69
‘We’ll rescue you!’ ~ ‘It’s OK! Come back in 5 minutes!’
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
The definition of cock-diesel.
TouchMyInfection
@ElbowDeepInAHorse absolute unit in all respects
ShiftingPattern
Time to go shoulder deep...
ElbowDeepInAHorse
That boy could hump a hole through reinforced concrete.
AReallySatisfyingPoo
Firehoser
…or a poor untrained stable boy …
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
The eloquence of that sentence is magnificent
ParanoidCarrot
halleluja
Chefpnut
And probably hit oil.
KeredRednaxela
I just read your FAQ and I think I might have helped an AI meet an early grave.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
stepbill11
Lucky concrete
MisterLemons
JFC I'm keeling over as laughter turned to deep coughing
lsybarra
TakenCourier
I nearly went past this post, then I thought of you and your response. Thank you for your work and may it continue in the new year.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Jsupes
Looks like it weighs over 15,000 pounds
slack3rdav3
yeah and the horse is pretty big too
ButtTrumpett
Couldn’t scroll down fast enough to find this
Cglikespie
How much do you think the rest of the horse weighs?
Manbehindthemadness
Tsanks
F4ndango
Ya, that’s a big ol’ horse.
Jsupes
This horse is bigger and huger than any horse ive own
spookyactionatadistance
I think you mean 1500 pounds. The record is 3000 in England
Jsupes
This horse isn’t from here Abby, you can’t be calling me a lair!
ArisenArtifacts
reichstein
How many washing machines is that?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
1500?
sutra46
no bitch, I got papers!
Jsupes
Nope, add another 0 to that
slinkiisu
There's no way she could be that much
Jsupes
We got papers on her tellling us her weight
dergage
The record for weight is 3336
roadhunter
Size doesn’t matter.
spidermenz
Soufange
"It's the perfect size! The big ones hurt after too many times."
Jsupes
You can’t be calling me a lair
finstad4
whatifgodwasoneofus
Okay well this horse isn’t from here Abby you can’t be callin me a lair
starrynight181
Callin me a lair…
Marukina
This horse is bigger and huger than any on I’ve had before…
finstad4
Don't look at it
VulpesIncendium
DoLooP
Wow five legs
drosophilamelanogaster
Isn't nature beautiful?
MaelstromSama
I bet you measure dick size in fruit flies.
righthandofthelefthandofthedevil
ElbowDeepInAHorse
backrideup9
I'm gonna learn video editing just so I can zoom in, edit and loop it so all I'm looking at is it.
HurricaneShade
Too late
NuclearMonk
In my defense, I was looking for a chicken
aluckygrl
positiveleroy
My brother in Christ, I looked at nothing else for the entire clip.
v
BulletToofTony
meatballdreamer
lmfao I didnt notice it till I saw this comment
alaest0r
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Why not? It's glorious. I'd be proud af if I were this blessed
wazeewa
Look at what...OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
Silkyninja1
How can we miss it?!!?!?!?!! HOW?????????
afterdarkart
YOU FIRST D:
rudoux
If you got it, flaunt it.
ElPerroDeLosCinco
I didn't until you said it.
76000BatteryLlamas
How come horse have two tails
tarnok
Of my sweet summer child
def3ctive
"hoodie penis eat in obscenis"
Mythanris90
blessedarethecheesemakers
Oh look at this swingin’ dick telling us all what and what not to look at.
MisterLemons
RockTheKazbahhh
Can’t not.
tomb818
Too late! Oh God, it's too late!
oldpotatoes
eepycatgirl69
That was the only thing I could look at once it made its appearance. Like. Just all out there
Neuronyx
Don't tell me what to do
akira00
At what?
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
FreudIndianNipSlip
Swinging between the knees. :)
MADFOX
nickmuj
Huh? Oh. Oh….
finstad4
BarryTheCyborg
I don't think Zeus ever GOT fucked, that was more Loki's wheelhouse.
MrWood0
finstad4
Nice
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Honestly, I thought it'd be bigger.
PerderderLover
That's about half mast lol!
ChristopherHallett
As far as I can tell, that's imgur's favourite part of a horse.
jbrightmans
Is this horse male or female?
Starhaven350
It's hard not to
oldpotatoes
It's hard either way, unless we've got a Schrodonger's horse's cock situation in our hands.
ExileonDaytonStreet
It’s not too hard
emjay9010
It's hard not
professorlemonwood
Looks pretty floppy tbh
HurricaneShade
Fafanori
SuperMarioToadsShrillVoice
my friend wants to know what comic this is from
Fafanori
This would be a one-off comic strip for @ElbowDeepInAHorse book image number 2749140 on derpi.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Alt version is up there too, now with 100% more horse pussy!
SedatedSl0th
Can somepony tech me how to use derpibooru? I cannot find anything for the life of me.
Fafanori
SedatedSl0th
Figured it out. Still can’t find your account there. :(