athomeplayer
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Hard truth
Dec 22, 2021 1:43 AM
athomeplayer
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Hard truth
ClemFandangle
My wife’s turns the light on….. with the knowledge I could sleep through an earthquake at the centre of the sun!
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
My ex
buticantread
That’s why I have a dim lamp plugged in for off hour navigation.
DancesWithBikers
Lie for?
Blizky
I stand for darkness and silence
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
When you enter the bathroom, close the door before you turn on the light!
Principatus
My ex wife would not only turn on the lights when she went to the loo in the middle of the night, but also demanded I not turn them off.
Yellowchopsticks
Most people lie down to sleep, so they don't stand for anything.
SenfinaZeit
I sleep through most things, including someone turning the lights on
Botticelliii
It's waaaay more frustrating when you are trying to be quiet when you're the only one awake and this is the response you get sleeping.
matthias451
Yah I agree. I tip toe around when I'm awake and people sleep. Everyone else is like "ahhh now is the time to do dishes and start the washer
copingcabana
It's more important that people know what you won't stand for. -Will Rogers
Turbogoat
What? My boot camp Drill Sgts had no respect for me?
Botticelliii
"No." - My RDC
voltus
Says someone without kids and a spouse. Getting ready in the dark just means noise
idontcareifthesundontshine
My husband believes that if he is up nobody else has the right to be sleeping
MBdub210
Is he a douchebag in general or just in that?
mydogatemyusername
This is how my dad used to wake me up for school. Would just piss me off and put me in a bad mood for the rest of the morning.
Tarelgeth
I sleep during the day. The sun has no respect for anyone.
trnabout
Ex-wife used to do this all the time after I had gone to bed. One of the contributing factors leading to the 'Ex' part.
spacerobot142
Me
applesforjuice
I tell people I have absolutely no qualms about being woken up, and I really don't. Never been upset by it my whole life. Nobody believes me
Calicoastin818
there’s a red light in our room I set it at 20% it’s perfect
SoberAndBored
Roxanne? That you?
Azaliah
We have red bulbs in our lamps to not wake each other if we need light.
nat300Lord
That and starts muttering to themselves and clanging shit everywhere.
MechKelly
When you get up well before the sun and need some light so you don't crash into everything, it's kinda necessary.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
if your bed partner is deaf, then their alarm either shakes the bed like an earth quake or flashes bright blinding lights, it’s rough
ThePastmaster
I'd rather have the bed shake than flashing lights. The latter would drive me to murder.
idiotcube
I'm the opposite. I feel like the bed shaking would give me panic attacks every morning.
UnoWildYoda
There are smart watches that vibrate now, that helps stop the earthquakes
MySpiritAnimalisaMoose
Yep, my Fitbit localises the earthquake to my arm
ebonybutterfree
Back when I was married and active duty Air Force, I tried dressing with minimal light so I wouldn’t wake up my ex. That resulted in 1/2
ebonybutterfree
Minor uniform malfunctions, such as accidentally wearing his ABU top or walking around with one black sock and one navy blue sock. 2/2
freehugsforeveryone
Whenever I am sleeping alone in a new place, I turn lights on. I am still àfraid of ghosts
iktome99
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
I think your 'a' in afraid has a ghost.
BigTex1
Just sleep in the nude and make it super awkward for them. That’s what I do.
Ryebread91
Then you're not showing respect for the ghosts.
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
My mom would go from turning the light on at 4am to telling us not to waste electricity in a heartbeat.
drawoheitak
What’s going on with your username?! Lmfao. I couldn’t ever remember that many words but I love it!
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Thousands of years ago into the future there was a joke that all the imgur celebs were actually just one person and i rolled with that joke
drawoheitak
I love it!!
seakoos
Depending on the situation. Third try at waking my kids for school and the lights come on. Fourth time and I'm taking the warm blanket.
WhatBackWaterCountry
A cold flannel does the trick.
afsdpckapjadfkasef
Man I'd be banging a pot and trying to create uneccesserary trauma
TheRealPumpkinQueen
3rd time, the bag of frozen peas grenade is thrown under the blanket.
SirDalud
You are most kind, sir. Planket is my second. Third is lights.
Madcaplaughs84
Oh man, my parents did this. But they'd yank them so you'd get a blast of cold. They also put blankets in the dryer for us at night. Lol
Jamesstin
My mom used to throw water at me. Then eventually called the police so she wouldn't get in trouble for my truancy(but so I would.)
EatsBees
i like to startle my child awake by throwing a slice of cheese on their face. i think it's hysterical, the child does not
HasteTheFool
Can you try with a slice of pastrami and report any differences, please?
BennyGaga
Fifth time, get the jumper cables.
thedadwhobeatshiskidwithjumpercables
Amatuers.You wait 5 times. I leave them outside their door when I put them to bed. Need that quick access
Chimichanga007
ummjakefromstatefarm
Hooked up to the battery?
ArchSchnitz
Keep a bowl of marbles in the freezer. Pour them under the blanket. Watch the natural order sort itself out.
Strawberrycookies
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Oh, shit, that's genius! And no mess to clean up like with ice or water!
GrassssssssTastesBad
My mother. Constantly
Ivymantled
So you want her to feel her way out as she’s leaving?
Hackmastergeneral
I know. Everytime she gets up out of my bed, she turns on the fucking lights. It's really annoying.
seakoos
Depending on your age, Might be a hint to get a place of your own.
GrassssssssTastesBad
I moved out 7 years ago but it still haunts me. So close to sleep and then BLINDING LIGHT
ThaWhiteRanger
Or try to become a Pokemon Master. That was my dream. Still is but my mom wakes me up every morning and yells about "Jobs"
GrassssssssTastesBad
Uhg. Jobs. Who needs them, go catch pocket monsters
seakoos
Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life
loti0n
My wife says she loves me…but each morning, god damn that biatch with the lights on!
CitizenPrime
Skizzlesnap
You need to reevaluate your marriage. I wake up hours before my wife and always do everything in the bathroom.
TechnicallyRight
RedWebster
6 years married this coming Saturday. On year 3, I bought an expensive sleep mask.
imjustheretofavouritethings
I've got a lamp my partner doesn't. When she gets up first she doesn't turn the main light on, she climbs over me to turn the lamp on..
rbudrick
This is not an accident. She wants you up to do chores. Mine pulls this shit every weekend, my only time to sleep.
MeshHatMafia
Also see; slamming cupboards, stomping, running vacuum
BeanTootsAreBest
My wife kindly leaves it off. However, she turns off the light whenever she leaves a room that I'm already in and uses the light
cptwott
HEY I'M TAKING A SHIT HERE
PlanetExpress5tockholder
That's crazy, 'cause all my wife does is sleep. I mean, I turn the light on and everything, but she just stays in bed sleeping.
DownSouthHipppie
Dimmer switch
HUGHgReaction
You know what you must do…………
IWasACatAllAlong
Fhant
Let Imgur choose his wife??
PineappleLoopsBroether
I’ll go ahead and choose this man’s wife because I have my own place and don’t do sleepovers, but he’s free now
shadowofacrow
So I said *looks around suspiciously* BIIIIIIIITTCCCHHHH
OverthoughtUnderedited
Did you really say it?
shadowofacrow
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s
ThatGuyisadinosaur
But you said it though?
loti0n
I looked my wife in the eye sockets
Mmbear
Leleanor93
I get up for work at 0530, husband doesn't get up until 7. I use the little side light if possible but I need light to get dressed!
LapsisBeeftech
You're a savage
Leleanor93
I'm a shift worker. Basically the same thing.
Hal1918
Or put stuff out the previous night in the bathroom ? Especially if you are not a morning person ?
Leleanor93
It'd be a lot of things to out in a very small bathroom. Plus I need the light on to get down the stairs to the bathroom.
Hal1918
Can't help with bathroom size ? but this baby is simply awesome : Xiaomi Mi Night Light 2. Happy ? ??
Leleanor93
I've got a lumi lamp as an alarm clock, enough for most things but down getting down narrow slippy stairs whilst pregnant to tiny bathroom.
Leleanor93
My house is not practical. Rearranging it all soon then hopefully my husband can sleep in.