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CharlieSpruce
2016 can also be made by doing 420+420+420+420+420-69-6-9
Thekindofkindlyman
The last one, we can't dump on booze to promote weed. If this is gonna get legalized we degenerates must stick together
rainbowmuffinunicorn
#17 420x3+69x3=1467. LIAR!
Thaxxus
LONETROMBONE
mechanicalchaos
And then I got high. And then I got high. And then I got highhhhh.
verifiedshitlord
Thanks for reminding me I need to get high, @OP.
Johnny5Aces
IHaveNoMouthAndIMustWhistle
I would also like to know this.
wombatwobble
Pandaphant
Also, while reading the comments this is who I am picturing
raptorsoldier
Graze it
ThisIsBrandNewInformation
"Can I uh get a chicken mcjangwich wheel" - me very high, mcdonalds drive through
achirion
MajesticSam
I got so high the other night I ate an entire family size bag of Tostitos because I liked the crunchy sound
stonnergirl
Story of my life, pal!
Greglee50418725
The insanity of calling the coast guard and them showing up to take that weed(plant life) is mind boggling in the middle of the ocean.
Greglee50418725
Its not a fucking nuclear war head
thecatinahat
Dunno whether to be proud or ashamed to recognize that the E.T.'s eyes/mouth were Nick Cage the whole time.
BongHitsMcgee
Ahhhh how i love my medical marijuana card lol goimg to the store to buy nugs is the best
sockshoesockshoe
Your username lol
BongHitsMcgee
Im so relevant now :D
miggy372
#13 ...But how did the pop-tart take the picture?
itiscalledsource
It's a really good poptart
TheJzoli
Am I like literally the only one on Imgur who doesn't smoke weed?
catdaddyslim
That's the funny part. I don't even smoke weed.
Luftewaffle
You, me, and OP, it looks like.
DidItForScience
Giving that brick weed to the Coast Guard is a good idea. You look like an honest citizen and destroy that barely compost quality schwag.
SonBro
Not to mention they'll own that boat if you get caught with that bale in intl. waters.
DidItForScience
They can legally pirate your shit in international waters vs. home turf?
SonBro
It's crossing into US waters that is the killer. I've heard of boats being taken for seeds and guys getting 30years jailtime for pounds.
askmeaboutmysuperpower
Please make some more 420 dumps
tacomastester
Yes
OfMiceAndMenus
Weed's been legal here for about a month now. Nobody's dying, nobody's robbing people. Snacks are on the rise, but it's a good time for all.
PunJedi
Having lived in Greenfield and Montague for a time when I was younger, I am so happy and SHOCKED that they legalized it there. Good on ya!
BoxesofFoxes
Massachusetts?
OfMiceAndMenus
Yuup.
MissTeshna
"Giggle bush" xD ..My new favorite word(s)
10101creepycreep10101
Jazz cabbage?
djinaspeedo
I am still laughing from that!
JunkbatmainOberbatch
Friends and I one day referred to smoking as being silly, so we dyslexified it and now we go "see billy" instead
FarceMajeure
I'm job hunting so I can't even enjoy free weed right now. Could have tried my first dab over the holidays, but no, I gotta pee in a cup
akillha
im pretty good at passing drug tests aswell
akillha
take a 2 multivitamin drink a gallon of water like an hour before your test.
akillha
the pee will be 99% water but the vitamin will give it colour only works for instant test send away ones are a bit harder
akillha
catch the middle of your stream aswell
Goatflakes
Why people put up with this level of degradation is simply beyond me.
FarceMajeure
Desperation to get all my bills paid after getting fired out of the blue from my last employers. No warning, just bye.
Goatflakes
I know, but people are weak. At a work place most will cave. If even a significant fraction didn't, it would be unteneble. I was a 1/2
Goatflakes
factory worker once and the casual employee union rep. The hire company (Manpower Inc) tried to pull that shit I said the entire site 2/3
Goatflakes
will go out on strike. I was talking out of my arse and most of the employees would have had no problem complying. But needless to say 3/4
Cheezeburger
Its actually 2:35am right now. Im snacking on peanutbutter crackers while high.
BeerTaxer
18:24, listening to early 2000 music and watching my garlic bread in the oven
yourballsareinmyway
the feast of the gods
ThatChecksOut
11:42pm DQ Burger and Powerade.
TheRilla
How on earth do you eat peanut butter when you stoned. My entire mouth feels like it's glued together when I do
Racack
Do you get really bad cotton mouth?
TheRilla
Extreme dry conditions are a reality for me
TheRilla
Extreme dry conditions are a reality for me
Racack
I always got it really bad if I smoked out of anything that was not glass or metal so maybe try changing what you smoke out of
NahhhhTopppennngaaaNaNaMeeesieBaBaaa
That's what she said...
classicgrinder
4:17. Poptart and ice cream.
stvbles
10:33am scrambled eggs on toast. a fuckton of apple juice too.
stevenwonder
i love all of u
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
6:19am: also a fuck ton of apple juice and all the eggs I had.
gitarookefka
BRRN BRNN IM YO FRIDGE WHAT AM I DOIN
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Running?
ObliviousLemon
6:27pm: hobnobs.
stvbles
damn son I've not had hobnobs for ages but I NEED them
YukonGold
At work I helped a man do pension forms online. He & his buddy reeked of pot. They cheerfully helped the 20 min forms take over an hour. 1/2
SndorPall
A story that should not go unnoticed...
frumpee
Make this story into a post of its own and you will reach the front page
Hotdogs69
Yes
YukonGold
Then they tried to tip me, and I told my client to instead take his buddy to lunch. They couldn't b/c people would think they're gay.
YukonGold
3/2 I told them that they'd look gay only if they sat side by side, if they sat across from each other they'd look like regular guys
YukonGold
4/2 sharing a meal. They were thrilled with this info & went to eat. I left work reeking of pot & took the bus home.
Itouchthefishy
4/20* FTFY
YukonGold
Thanks!
Lifk
The calcul one with (420x3)+(3x69) is nothing close to 2017.
bethanyjjane
Thank god it wasn't just me.
classicgrinder
CosmicKitten10
But yet the 2016 one is correct
TosokTheRodentHunter
but you high af so the math works out
HeadlessNorseman
Were you high when you did the math?
SargntSprinkles
But (420 * 4) + (69 * 5) = 2025 which is coming up pretty soon
brookebytheway
I thought I was cool and went to show the trick to my coworkers... FAIL.
ApidaeEveryday
3 (420+69)
guywhothinksheisfuny
9(140+23)
YsmahelyFilho
You don't say...
TosokTheRodentHunter
but you high af so the math works out
Immolator1001
Thatsthejoke.jpg
Afghaniscran
I shouldve read the comments first cos I found a calculatir to try it out
VikingBloodG
I went through calculators and solve for x site even downloaded an app couldn't find anything but 420*4+69*5=2025 that's was the closest
AdamTheAmateur
Steps: 1. invent the universe 2. Install Chrome 3. Hit F6 (takes you to URL bar) 4. Type equation 5. ??? 6. Profit!
Orkimond
Instantly went "but 420+69 < 666. This shit is fucking suss".
Thekindofkindlyman
I'm sad to admit that I put it into a calculator...
LuncheonsAndDragons
And that's what Common Core is supposed to do for your brain. (Getting there might be rougher than planned.)
Orkimond
Not from the US, but as far as I dan tell math is taught like shit everywhere.
snivy642
666+666+666+6+6+6 does equal 2016
alexcarrie
Smashed my bong last night, knocked my weed over on the way down and the bong water spilled all over it.. absolute disaster.
TraceOfHumanity
My condolences.
Takavos
Do you have any clue how many bongs i broke just by cleaning them, as a matter of fact i think i have only dropped one and it didnt break
Insideanus
RIP
BongHitsMcgee
Im crying for you
JunkbatmainOberbatch
We've all been there once, mang - actually i havent smashed a bong yet so knock on weed. or wood?
Youkidsandyourdankmemes
Soak it in weed.
himherenowno
I hope that at least happened on a non carpeted surface. Spilled bong water is the worst smell I can imagine
alexcarrie
Nope, aaaall over the white carpet
himherenowno
That's a disaster! I'm sorry
ChewSoap
Sounds like good incentive to turn your life around
ThatChecksOut
Found the christian.
SonBro
Turn your life around and get a new bong.
umpbumpfizz
Have you ever spilled a bottle of alcohol, knocked over the fancy glass you were drinking it out of, and broken it? Turn your life around.
ThatChecksOut
You fucking rock.
ChewSoap
No, I don't drink
umpbumpfizz
Well shit. Then you DEFINITELY need to turn your life around. Loosen up for once in your life mate.
ChewSoap
Nah
Billywonderful
Maaan. Go and buy some glicerina USP from Walmart it's in the pharmacy. Add all the wet weed to the glicerina let sit for as long as you
Billywonderful
Can. Like months. Every day shake it mix it whatever, keep it air tight, keep it out of the sun. Then run it through cheese cloth. And press
Billywonderful
As much oil out as you can. Take the mixture add a few drops of vanilla extract to it. Mix and add a spoonful to coffee or cookie mixtures
Billywonderful
Or add fruit flavoring and vape it. Either way it's not bad
DoAllYourDrugs
I shed a tear reading that
LordMotherfuker
Look at the bright side bud, at least you have 78 imaginary internet points now
alexcarrie
That's ALMOST worth the lost weed.. almost :(
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Thanks, I just fucking woke up to my cats breaking my new bong. I'm livid. It was pastel yellow and so fucking cute. Four days old. RIP
barbwirelove
i just got a little black skull mini hookah type thing last month, fucker never leaves the side of my couch
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
My cats decided going nuts by my couch at 6am was a brilliant idea. My carpet is stained, shots flung everywhere. They broke their perch.
barbwirelove
i am sorry for your loss. i used to have a cat that would sit behind me while i smoked and get high
JunkbatmainOberbatch
RIP cat ????
IalwaysUpvoteBlackCats
Nah just "fucking god damn it you little assholes. This is why I'll never have children" and so on and so on. They only broke the slide
akillha
Ok guys! if you drop chopped up weed on the floor and you wanna get it back get your vacuum cleaner and put a sock over the pipe and vacuum!
Dumfuc
My friend just lit up part of his carpet and smoked it. It was funny as hell.
at0micSunflower
Instructions unclear, my floor is clean and my pipe is in a sock but I still have no weed. Please advise
MichaelEvenhuis
Wow
AnElementofIrreducibleRascality
SamJauncey
My God...
saucysosig
Sweet tip
poopcityremix
this does not work
akillha
Tryed and tested fucko
SchwettyBalzac
You're the hero every stoner deserves.
sciencebasedlifeform
MajesticChickens
Youre a saint
PunTheJewels
But wouldnt it remove the majority of the thc crystals? :0
llamallary
Fuck no. So much dander, hairs, dirt ect. No. Just no.
kakarikoko
MVP
BeStillB
My god man, Brilliant!
Skliple
Why is this not #1 comment of imgur?
Spaceygirl84
Thanks for this lifehack
yummypasta
Dunno, I don't prefere smoking my blunts with dust and all the other shit lying around on the floor.
ElPenedeMuerte
Bortus
Came down here to say this! I was told to use tights or something though. Less smelly.
gothraki
Depends which part of the tights ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bortus
MrUnderstooD90
You could end up sucking up the keif though.
dsl4241
.
Ririmilanceleste
howuuuuudoin
Are you god?
akillha
eeeewwww nope
LincolnSiixEcho
I'm good on the headache carpet weed
yougotredonyu
I usually just spread honey all over myself and then roll around on the carpet ... after that I let the honey harden and pluck off the weed.
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Smart!
dagnall
I'd love to see this please
yougotredonyu
First I'm gonna need some honey
wysmith777
That's how dabs are made right?
JunkbatmainOberbatch
SMUCKIN FART
akillha
i laughed a little to hard at that
yougotredonyu
If it works it can't be crazy right.
DerpyWerm
If it's stupid but it works then it's at least a little less stupid
Grimace84
#protips
toomanyorifices
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jakel251
.
AntyTheShark
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Genius-Genius-Genius-Fat-Guy-In-Mr.-Deeds.gif
TheOfficialPubicWigOfImgur
Dryer sheet might be a little better than a sock.
DidItForScience
Also, make sure you keep your place clean and don't have any shedding pets.
crazymojomonkey
or a pet that drags it's butt across the floor!
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
What fun is that
queenoflurking
Exactly.
tachonium
Coffee filter
metzershmit
Juat buy a weed magnet. I'll aell you one for $30
metzershmit
Just* sell*
ComradeSovietBear
This is absolutely genius.
AwolxRebel
My man
kelevrah
Nice! Are you dutch?
anywaysthisoneatemice
Has no one else seen the meme? I mean I'm down for spreading knowledge but dude slow your roll it wasn't your idea
akillha
Woah sorry brah no I haven't. Necessity is the mother of invention. Wasn't claiming a world first or anything jeez
stevenwonder
nor do they claim exclusive ownership of said idea
catdaddyslim
Absolute genius.
IHateTrumpButNotYou
Down voting your comment to get you closer to 420 upvotes
Gemini4Dignity
You sir are truly a stoner..
Shirtless
yea if you wanna smoke carpet bits and crumbs... i should clean my apt
ipointoutrepeats
You sir are truly a stoner..
CaptainMalcolmReynoldsIsWhatINamedMyDog
As if I'll remember this when high
imheretofuckspiders
You will when your down to your last chop and drop it on the carpet.
ipointoutrepeats
You sir are truly a stoner..
haironmyarm
I use the screen for my buster and it's already back 'home'.
Gemini4Dignity
You sir are truly a stoner..
catdaddyslim
What's great is, I don't even smoke weed.
SmokedToMuchOfTheMarijuanas
The thing is, you suck up al the stuff people get high from. THC. As a Dutchie I smoke my fair share
Thisaccountisforlookingatthingsonimgur
All proper stoners are legit engineers when it comes to all things weed.
luciferspicer
https://media.giphy.com/media/LzyExpCrpgN2g/giphy.gif
Thisaccountisforlookingatthingsonimgur
Yes, exactly. Where there's a will there's a way.
Thisaccountisforlookingatthingsonimgur
Sorry...sorry.where there's a GILL there's a away.( I'll see myself out)
5P4RK4
My highschool nickname was literally "German Engineering" for this reason.
Thisaccountisforlookingatthingsonimgur
Ha...Yes, I remember constructing many weird and wonderful contraptions a youngster.
5P4RK4
I made a completely modular bong out of nalgene bottles and paintball parts. Pipe snapped into a bong with differnet hookah / chamber lids
reanbean
Seriously though. My roommate made a bowl out of a banana. And then constructed a bong out of old cranberry juice bottles. Amazing.
Rezanon
I just remember my friend asking me for any piece of fruit in the house whenever she came over. Like a fucking artist...
Rezanon
I just remember my friend asking me for any piece of fruit in the house whenever she came over. Like a fucking artist...
ShadyDub
I remember those days. Ahh, good times. Good times.
Samssss
or just roll up the carpet
ashmenon
Absolute winner.
Justwannagetoutofhere
I appreciate you
MyNameIsRelevantBecauseYoursWas
Yyyiiiss :)
MeLlamoBreezy
llunatical
hey, have you seen my muffins?
Wormbo2
Ayyyy lino
izzzlunchtime
Fucking poetic
emmalouisewithknobblyknees
Omg
erikna
Can someone please make a post about how it is/feels to bee stoned and about special things one has to now to get stoned?
kaboosh5353
What the fuck are all the words in this thread...
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Keep in mind that you're fine and it won't last forever, in case you freak out. Also, have activities planned. Something simple like a movie
tolatetocomment
2/ monologue becomes more pronounced. Streams of thoughts seem to connect in a way that they normally wouldn't. Start with a single toke and
tolatetocomment
3/ and go from there, don't do it while drinking until you're used to it. If things are getting confusing watch a cartoon or listen to music
sundayturkey
Important thing to know is that if schizophrenia runs in your family you should prob stay away from weed. It's otherwise v. safe, have fun.
tolatetocomment
I actually think the effects of cannabis is 1 of the hardest drugs to describe, every thought seems much more profound, your internal 1/
ashmenon
The thing I notice most is how my perception of time radically changes. My brain appears to be in a constant state of recalibrating time >>
ashmenon
>> measurement. Also I tend to lose track of my thoughts.
SerialKitten666
It can help you pay more attention to little details, a bit like tunnel vision. It becomes easier to get fixated on things, esp patterns.>
SerialKitten666
While it makes it easier to think more outside of the box, also helps make it more difficult to have intricate thoughts, particularly good>
SerialKitten666
for blocking negative scenario thinking. It also relaxes your body a lot and can help with aches and pains. Makes food taste bit better>
SerialKitten666
You may notice youre more sensitive with touch, but less so with hearing. Your coordination will usually be off, list goes on.