TYL

Jun 9, 2017 5:25 PM

VerylargeTardigrade

Views

29561

Likes

1058

Dislikes

41

They float because it's part of God's plan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buoyancy, more like...BOIyancy ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that really floats my goat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teach, go home already you had too many.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eureka!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget digested buffet!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Urethra!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Archimedes’ screw you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehe that's the Disney Fantasy. Worst water slide ever!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How do you know it's not the Dream?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because the Dream isn't total shit

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

F(buoy) = rho(liquid)*V(object submerged)*g

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Basically it's that the boyancy is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The buoyant force is equal to the density of the liquid times the volume of liquid displaced times gravity.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grandpa humor meets science = twice as dorky.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And with a ship that size, also needs the gyroscopic effect!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually reply with "the desplacement of water" is this answer no longer correct

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Metal doesn't float. Metal ships are held up by magnetism. Teach the controversy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a dream

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Henry Bessemer's technique for the mass-production of steel.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Technically it's the phenomenon that the principle describes that floats the boat... Just to be a nitpick.

8 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 3

Technically a phenomenon is just a subjective concept and the boat just floats.to grasp that mentally one uses the concept.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's a Finn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically correct being the best kind of correct is the phenomenon that boats my float.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha! Saw this while I was in the middle of also being a pedant.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn. Are we the same person? I was just about to say this.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm also this person, and my wife is also Brian.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

DOK-TOAR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? "I HAVE NO IDEA!"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is from a Team Fortress 2 update a while ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0