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May 10, 2015 2:39 AM
WaterWithLemon94
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jackbos
The bottom alone is me IRL.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Oh god, shit i just woke up :(
HyperQuo
Source?
aphtf
maLe
XxOngakuxX
Same.
westo48
It is at that moment that snake knew... He fucked up
lsp4thewin
@jack0fhearts sounds like half of the guys in the chat room
thisisneil
Welp. i've over stayed awake and stand no chance of mating.
worldofcolors
why no link op?
thesarahpowellexperience
The early serp gets the poon.
porcupinebuttsniffer
oversLept.
rosscon
The early snake gets the cake.
aspgrabber
http://smbc-comics.com/comics/1430145150-20150527.png
RogueDiplodocus
The early Wrym gets the bird
PlainKacyJane
i read these captions with David Attenborough's voice in my head
Ojotango
Yup.
Suiteheart
I appreciate the title, OP.
blitherypoop
Do you also release female pheromones to trick other males into warming you up?
TheGayPenguin
I definitely would if I could.
blitherypoop
If you're a penguin, there's no need. We all know what some of them get up to.
GreatTeacherMichael
As someone who doesn't stay out past 9, my problem is the opposite.
Duros62
Shit, was that today?
jcollier93
Me
38395
Fuck spaced the date
OneCraftyHooker
The early snake gets the date? I will see myself out...
Komrad822
Anyone else say/imagine this in a Morgan Freeman voice?
ImOnlyHereForTheCheese
Dude, Attenborough.
pissedjeans
You mean David Attenborough
Komrad822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY Zefrank Imperanating Morgan if im correct, this is where the thought came from
Komrad822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY Zefrank using a voice similar to Morgan's, this is why i chose this.
InboxMeYourButts
No one have the source? Or what to look up to find it?
ImsogladAndyisGuardingourGalaxy
savage af
sirenx8
I just watched this. The best part is that he acts like a female (with pheromones) to get the other males to warm him up so he can snatch.
ItsBoYo
Hold on, are you telling me I could find snakes in snow? Another reason i stay in my bed all day
haylatte
Guess you have no chance of mating either
owlest
well they are frozen so you'd be safe
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Canada is not safe anymore
LMeire
Looks like a garter snake, they're harmless.
Iplaythetuba
It wasn't until a few years ago that I learned it's garter snake and not gardening snake. I'm not that smart.
wendys4for4diet
U snooze u lose
Engelic
YOU SNOOZE CORAL!!!!!
LlamaEaters
Titanium in chest, bad for way to die
LlamaEaters
I meant Palladium , fuck.
MillerLitesaber
Sssssssnooze*
hideme555
YLYL
DoYouLikePinaColada
You Lose, You Lose?
Theradioactivecow
You laugh you loose
pancreas
I hope nobody corrects you.
DoYouLikePinaColada
Too late. I'm such a noob
stuopolis1
Also, he has a tiny snake penis
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Snake: "Oh come on man is that really necessary!?"
ThePowerOf42
What you need penis for when you got a tongue game from another world
gulagmanner
Me_irl
wrknsmart
You made me look. I can't believe I just looked up at the photo to see it's tiny snake penis!
AsianDad
He is in the cold..... Also
MrToboThe1st
In his defense it's probably really cold.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
That's his own fault sleeping in the pool
Bailibaro11
OPS GOT A LITTLE DICK!
wellpun
He knows how to use the tongue though.
MrToboThe1st
Well done, wellpun.
docsage
I like that this is your top comment.
CrappyAim
He is a penis
CrazyCarretta
Correction: He has two tiny snake penises
TheStaleBread
Hemipenes
swaggyd
twice the disappointment
getmepicturesofspiderman
I actually came to say this...good job!
Leucienweaver
Well, if you came to saying that, you're gonna LOVE furries.
Chenoo
Me too lol
vavavoooom
As if our similarities weren't striking enough already.
Magpiebones
They look like christmas trees on acid?
blitherypoop
Bright pink too?
vavavoooom
That and they retract inside my body.
AgamemnonsMemes
Are you sure you are not, in fact, a snake?
Killersmail
In science term : hemipenis.
Poicephalus
Hemipenes
pieboy117
Not duopenis?
Killersmail
no, comes from latin word hemipenis wich in translation to english means: hemipenis. I hope this helps.
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
When the boy friend sleeps in... just kidding, I am so alone
MacRockatansky
I wake up at 4 every morning.
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Oh god why?
MacRockatansky
Work, mostly. I'm not happy about it either.
RaisinDeath
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Only acceptable if you are jennifer lawrence
HolyDrinker
Single female? Pretty selfie on profile? Yep, prepare your inbox.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
She also has a pair of really big eyes!
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
vavavoooom
hahaha Your fucking username though
thisisneil
instructions unclear, arms cut off and sent. now i'm a snake. IT'S SO HARD TO CUT OFF THE SECOND ARM! HOW AM I TYPING??
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
The struggle is part of the process. Learn to enjoy it!
Dawnstempest
With your feet.
Shinotsa
Is your name how I say I'm interested?
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Yes- it's a modern day mating ritual
Shinotsa
As a physician in training I have to advise against such new-age malarkey
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Well you are just no fun! I even recommend safe amputation methods (shoulder disarticulation or forequarter amputation)
tarataqa
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/423/467/4a6.gif
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Am I going on a journey???
PhilthyPhil8917
More of an adventure https://d23f6h5jpj26xu.cloudfront.net/1uksz7hlrbfjeg_small.gif
tarataqa
WE ARE! http://36.media.tumblr.com/5ff4127d949f2d5f36978deeda9598d1/tumblr_no5qwmTFjx1qfoig5o1_250.jpg
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
tarataqa
PeskyGentlemen
And with that comment, you shouldn't be very soon. Or you shouldn't be anyway. I may have seem your selfie
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Haha, thanks
Codeindigo
Seconded, op is purrty (I went looking for your selfie)
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
Thank you