I can show you the world

Oct 27, 2014 5:37 AM

VeggieNinja93

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Fleggy

DJ Rugba

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Warranty

Magic Carpet is drunk.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

areyoureadingmyusername

so majestic

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

superamericaman

http://imgur.com/Xl5WQR6

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

NinjasStoleMyMama

perfect

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

andrich2k

After Cinderella's pumpkin broke down, she had to borrow her neighbor's car

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

xenadukem

That look at the camera at the end. "WATCH WHERE YOURE DRIVING, ASSHOLE!"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

imactuallyapuppet

A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLLLDDD

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

VeggieNinja93

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UEu5XeDh8

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

ifmyanswersfrightenyouthenyoushouldceaseaskingscaryquestions

Am I the only one who was extremely disappointed that 'A Whole New World' wasn't playing? I mean come on...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dumblederp

Cat is dead inside.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

guesswhosnotinthebasement

I'm disappointed the actual song didn't play :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

xSplashAttackx

That tail wiggle

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

snoyes

OK, everyone go home. The internet has been won for today. Congrats @VeggieNinja93 see you tomorrow everyone! http://imgur.com/g2iTVik

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

txGrizzly

http://media2.giphy.com/media/Ookneby9ez19C/200.gif

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cleverriposter

Shining, shimmering-*bump* *rotate rotate* splendid

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

optimusbrine

And OP can show us the most patient cat in the world.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

batterrie

I always found putting a costume on a cat, particularly around their stomach, to be an off switch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

zperson5

Once you put a cat on a moving object they basically freeze up.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

optimusbrine

I feel like once you got the cat in the outfit, you wouldn't be able to catch the cat to even put him on the moving object.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kfizz

Dude. My cat would be off and as far away from that thing the SECOND its feet hit the ground.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YourWeirdErection

Shining, SHIMERING, SPINNING, OH GOD STOP SPINNING, OH GOD, HERGLEFP

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

ItsATortoise

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31tceNB8f1r7gznfo1_500.gif

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dogdogdogdogdogdog

Over, sideways, and under, and left and right and left again and two more rights.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dactyif

Meowladdin.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pizerbyte

how dare you put a rug on DJ rumba

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

theoriginaljfizz

I just woke up. Seriously 15 seconds ago. I saw that carpet turn and let out a high pitched joyful noise that sort of resembled a laugh

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

theoriginaljfizz

Thank you, you've made my morning

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

chrizzle2323

The little tail twitch at the end is what makes this.

11 years ago | Likes 482 Dislikes 14

CynicalFish

I can't tell what it means :( Jagged slapping means anger or irritation, but I don't know what tail tip twitch means emotionally :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TheJerrySmith

idk. i think the whole thing 'makes this.'

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

NotSoDarkKnight

Technically you are right. Which happens to be the best kind of right.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TheMindgateConspiracy

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Aelinsaar

It's a subtle promise of an unclean death later that night.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OmegasParadox

Really? not the cat in a skirt? Not the rug on a rumba?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

BreakfastDieYoung

The fact that the tail twitch follows the head bob makes this.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

BradleyCooper123456789

Its always a little tiny something that gets you guys going. "That tail twitch tho"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

WindrunnerTheMovie

... makes this what?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

chrizzle2323

So awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WindrunnerTheMovie

Thanks for replying, it's like I can die slightly happier now

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Punk1209

I love Max The Roomba Cat!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LichelMaforge

Bahahahhahah

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend

That song can also be about convincing someone to do weird butt stuff for the first time.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LadyLactrodectus

Carpet: oh shit im drunk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mltex

SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!

11 years ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 0

Thoraxe123

TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

pitbulllove5891

I can open your eyes. Take you by wonder and wooooonder

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Malnorm

Over, Sideways, and Under!♪

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

imokwellmaybeimnotok

On a magic carpet ride

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

kishinlemming

I'm not sure if I remember right, but Aladdin didn't punk scream this song, did he?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lierofox

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thoraxe123

A WHOLE NEWW WORRRLDDDD! A FUCKING PLACE I NEVER KNEWWWW!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

whineyface

That sassy head flick.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

snuzzled

And the teensy tail twitch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spoon89

11 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 2

SnakesSnakesIDontKnowNoSnakes

Abu's thumb needs to have an upvote pop out.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

txGrizzly

what i think they are reacting to http://media0.giphy.com/media/igpaW0gNZKTEQ/200.gif

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

ImEdd

To soon :(

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

kemoshea

Awe, now I'm depressed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ZBOZZ

at first I thought you were talking about a brutal sexual accident you underwent. then I remembered...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

jaythings123

Don't you dare close your eyes

11 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 1

MyNameIsNotCreative

I can blow up your world. Into very small pieces.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iamstreetsahead

Hold your breath, it gets better.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

GandalfTheUltraViolet

Because that's all the provocation needed to send kitty on a rampage now

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

smithenheimer

That sounds so rape-y

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

thatdamndonut

My son and I were cracking each other UP this weekend by half-yelling/rasping this line to emphasis how harsh it sounds.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

jaythings123

Well 1. you have a good relationship with your son and 2. this song could definitely sound like a rape scene if sung with the right tone hah

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jaythings123

I definitely think this song is about sex hahah

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

alex1pan

splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

11 years ago | Likes 1253 Dislikes 5

Granolaclusters

Every time I let my heart decide anything it ends up getting hurt. No more decision making by heart!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

ThisIsMyOtherAccountIHopeYouDontMind

I just read the lyrics. These seem very sexual to me. (1)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ThisIsMyOtherAccountIHopeYouDontMind

Aladdin: I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride -I'm pretty sure he's hinting here

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Woofypaws

I was 8. It decided on justice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kcloud

Thursday. Now stop calling me Princess, Frank, and get back to work.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

montag

I was 8, when my heart decided on justice!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

theworldslongestshitis26ftlong

Hooman you know damn well my heart didn't decide to do this bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Optimisticpixiedust

Why is this not a too comment

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Optimisticpixiedust

......top. I am ashamed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lachtaube

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lachtaube

.../tangent:

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lachtaube

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lachtaube

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

coppergod

Now, tell me kindly, what is this?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Koalabunga

I can open your eyes

11 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

Durbs42

Rock your body like thunder

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

blink92

A whole new world! (Don't you dare close your thighs)

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

RepostStat1sdicks

Take you wonder by wonder

11 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

HollyMollyR

Over, sideways and under

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

geeenuhh

Over, sideways, and under, on a magic carpet riiiiiiiiide....

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

cheesymac

Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride!

11 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

cplchuck

Get in the vannnnnnn.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

IHaveaRagingClue

A WHOLE NEW WOOOORRRRLLLDDD. DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

consiglierej

You messed it up with don't you dare close your eyes D:

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dancingintherain5

A whole new world!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ireallyhopethisnamewillfitohmygoditdid

A new fantastic point of view!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0