A bird in a cage (of a certain size), where it can't really fly, always seems a bit... unnatural to me. Even when it's allowed outside part of the day.
It’s 100% possible to roll with a cpap on, regardless of the head gear you use. You don’t have to roll to kill him, though, just jerk your arm wrong in your sleep one time.
If my memory serves, at a later point, the friend holding her back, who happens to have bizarre genetic modifications in the form of hands for feet, gets said hand-feet cut to pieces on the same grass.
This type is a green cheek conure, often referred to as the most cuddly type of bird and my god they are cuddly. This is one of my two conures and she is so freaking attached she regularly climbs in my sleeves to stop me typing on a keyboard. Very very high maintenance, essentially a flying toddler with bolt cutters on their faces.
I have the opposite problem: my bird will follow me around and nipping my ear, until I put her to bed. She demands I place her on her perch and turn down the lights.
That's probably the reality here. That parrot is desperately attached to their human, and hates being alone. Parrots are super social and aren't like humans where they want and appreciate some alone time. They are happier when they have literal 24/7 company. A parrot friend could likely help here quite a bit.
Totally makes sense, evolutionarily. They're about as "prey" as it gets, and always have to be on the lookout for threats, day or night. Ofc, there's nothing threatening there, but the neuron bundles that say [alone bad, friends + many friends, much better] don't care about domestication.
you do have to take into account how long they have been alone too. I had one that was desocialized as a kid, when we tried to get her a buddy she snapped their neck day one.
Not the reality here. This is my video and this baby bird (hera) has a bird friend who was perched on my shoulder. You can see many posts with both of them on my reddit
Well that's massive context that we're not getting here, that maybe you should have let us know about! lol It's cool, it's a sweet video either way, but it changes things quite a bit if they are simply desperate to avoid being separated from their partner.
We had two lovebirds once. The one was intelligent, spoke and learned tricks. Looking in the eyes of the other one, you could tell there’s absolutely nothing there. Complete idiot.
Nah, he's a happy wee sole. He just enjoys strutting around and being noisy. He does get affectionate, but he doesn't really like hands. I think he was handled badly before I got him.
hackller
it's just like a dog that does not want a bath!
catperson145
A bird in a cage (of a certain size), where it can't really fly, always seems a bit... unnatural to me. Even when it's allowed outside part of the day.
MyOtherPetIsACat
I'm a simple man, I upvote birbs.
Ritawho
DesdemonaMoor
You need a mold of your hand to turn into a birb bed.
Dannyalcatraz
Snuggle is real!
lildude52ca
i've always wanted a parrot but they charge quadrouple here what others want for them..
clankthegray
Our sun conure fights us about bedtime because he would rather sleep in our curtains than his cage lol silly dino
gtotherizzle
They are called Love Birds for a reason...they are pack animals.
JeezusJuice
That is not a lovebird, though. That is a yellow sided green cheek conjure. Lovebird is a misnomer anyway, those little fellas are full of hate!
Jaqdakloun
That's it !!!! I'm getting one of these
ReallyNotSure
ihavethelowground
FUCKING LEGEND
AtsaMattaForMe
CodyBurkett
Pippin sleeps curled up over my heart inside my shirt. I don't recommend this, but because I have a Cpap, I'm forced to stay on my back anyway.
JeezusJuice
It’s 100% possible to roll with a cpap on, regardless of the head gear you use. You don’t have to roll to kill him, though, just jerk your arm wrong in your sleep one time.
shyriath
Look at Jean-Claude Van Damme over here.
nachosyndicate
No, its not!
Avrgjoe80
Birbs...
aAppTMlemBandit
Lmao the split eagle legs are hilarious
MinotaurPsychologist
Cute little shit XD
GravyEducation
I propose alternate methods
MetaVulture
That budgie is terrified.
LookNoHands119
B I R B T O N G S
forsteri80
The claaaaawwww!!!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
click, click.
jemappelletosca
My parrot doesn’t like bedtime either. They are like tiny eternal children. But Mom, I don’t wanna go to bed!
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
https://imgur.com/NFq9p6W
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
That's a reference I don't see everyday.
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
haha I barely remember but the clip made it spring to mind
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
If my memory serves, at a later point, the friend holding her back, who happens to have bizarre genetic modifications in the form of hands for feet, gets said hand-feet cut to pieces on the same grass.
SpanishLisp
No.. I want cuddles! Five more minutes? 💕🥰😍
TehGuard
This is a stolen post from reddit. I know because it is my video, same username on reddit
TheDaharMaster
so, OP is a big fat phony?
Avrgjoe80
The Birbfather!!
StewedTomaters
@OP
thecallcamefrominsidethehouse
I’ve never had a bird. Is this sort of clinging behaviour normal? It is so precious!
TehGuard
This type is a green cheek conure, often referred to as the most cuddly type of bird and my god they are cuddly. This is one of my two conures and she is so freaking attached she regularly climbs in my sleeves to stop me typing on a keyboard. Very very high maintenance, essentially a flying toddler with bolt cutters on their faces.
forbiddenfleshlight
Two……. With one stone
robingal1
I have the opposite problem: my bird will follow me around and nipping my ear, until I put her to bed. She demands I place her on her perch and turn down the lights.
the12thletter
Maybe 'e prefers kippin' on 'is back?
medimr
He needs to get that bird a friend.
SalmySwims
"One bird is none bird"
darkninja2992
That's what i was thinking. Probably lonely or even afraid
Seanspeed
That's probably the reality here. That parrot is desperately attached to their human, and hates being alone. Parrots are super social and aren't like humans where they want and appreciate some alone time. They are happier when they have literal 24/7 company. A parrot friend could likely help here quite a bit.
MADchemEE
Totally makes sense, evolutionarily. They're about as "prey" as it gets, and always have to be on the lookout for threats, day or night. Ofc, there's nothing threatening there, but the neuron bundles that say [alone bad, friends + many friends, much better] don't care about domestication.
kusuriya
you do have to take into account how long they have been alone too. I had one that was desocialized as a kid, when we tried to get her a buddy she snapped their neck day one.
TehGuard
Not the reality here. This is my video and this baby bird (hera) has a bird friend who was perched on my shoulder. You can see many posts with both of them on my reddit
Seanspeed
Well that's massive context that we're not getting here, that maybe you should have let us know about! lol It's cool, it's a sweet video either way, but it changes things quite a bit if they are simply desperate to avoid being separated from their partner.
Cpthornswoggler
MisterLemons
All I can think of is the tune and reverb of a fart in those conditions.
Masterful opportunity there.
TheViolinCon
That's an unrealistically sturdy sprinkler head. In my experience, they touch off with relatively minimal pressure.
zmanz
Winter lukewarm ?
Bahklava
Anyone else use to do this as a child?
Whowhywhatwhere
Shimmy up the stairs hallway about 15 ft.
ShinyPenguins
Nah, it was mostly just killing people with my brain. Or the soup thing.
0570
I did, my grandparents made me see a local priest for an exorcism after scaring them a few too many times lol
Togwoop
We don't have those sprinklers here, so I was at a disadvantage and just couldn't.
OhIfIMust
Just in the door frames.
TotallyNotGLaDOS
That’s worth two in the bush.
benjaminpoop8888
Or 1 in the bush is worth 2 in the hand, as 'dogging Dave's used to say
Jaqdakloun
... that's what,he said ? I don't know, I'm not good at these
lezbehonestusername
JRaven419
RawrLouder
RobErtE87
And one in the tush
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
No thrush
RobErtE87
Only if you don't have thrush issues (with either the bird or the disease)
PinkyTheUnicorn2
lovingspace
That's disgusting. Don't put them there.
GravyEducation
Sorry but I don't trust you after you made OP put the last birb in the incinerator
Juvis
Maybe he means that using birbs like this will halve the incineration time
TotallyNotGLaDOS
Kilo11
That bird loves you so much, thats amazing, we unfortunately got one with many many less braincells
murderhobbit
Fewer
boxak
We had two lovebirds once. The one was intelligent, spoke and learned tricks. Looking in the eyes of the other one, you could tell there’s absolutely nothing there. Complete idiot.
BishlamekGurpgork
I think it's more likely it just doesn't want to be alone.
Paullovespizza
I agree. Birds need partners.
TehGuard
This bird has a partner. My video from reddit.
Paullovespizza
That's good. I unfortunately learnt by keeping a single budgie years ago.
majorserenity
Same. I think mine loves me but doesn't comprehend how to express it other than screaming at me.
hcg08003
Same with my 2 month old child
Kilo11
Yeah, same
maeta
Birds are highly social animals... Maybe they are lonely or depressed?
Kilo11
Birds are assholes, like on purpose, they enjoy mischief and chaos
majorserenity
Nah, he's a happy wee sole. He just enjoys strutting around and being noisy. He does get affectionate, but he doesn't really like hands. I think he was handled badly before I got him.
anonymous
Bullshit; my girlfriend has nine birds and they STILL scream for attention every single day. It's not loneliness, birds just like to be jerks.
alantosai
birds are definitely one of the few animals who wholly understand and willingly participate in both mischief and crime
Kilo11
Amen