Like a Cronenburg nightmare

Nov 17, 2016 4:25 PM

prathertattoo

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*sigh, i CAN fap to this.

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username relevant

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Dude some tumors can actually grow with teeth and hair like that

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Yeah, until I noticed the non-medical photostudio backgrounds, my thoughts were: "Not sure if sculpture or teratoma..."

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What is this from?

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"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"

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What the ever loving fuck is this OP?

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This. Is. Aaaaaarrtttt!!!

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What a lovely username.

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The new line of fleshlights

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I'd buy it

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#3 for the ladies.

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Why did i keep scrolling

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Porn is so strange nowadays

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This was me with the toothy tongue one. My eyes started watering and my roommate had to scroll past it for me.

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Love that shes terrified.

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This is perfect

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Teeth growing on tounge is a fear I didn't know I had until this post...

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Odd. It's the only one that didn't freak me out.

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Then you fear geese

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And Penguins

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Tell me something new

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Ibuprofen can cause stomach ulcers because it's an antiinflammatory, and your stomach uses inflammation to tell it to stop making acid

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Given what akkl14 said, it's more likely to cause heartburn and reflux. I've had chronic issues with both. Trust me guys, be careful.

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Stomach ulcers are actually from bacteria. The guys who worked out ulcers could be solved by antibiotics won the noble prize.

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The way he demonstrated it was so badass.

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It's both! The two mechanisms are independent, but if you both have H. pylori infection and take NSAIDs your risk of getting ulcers triples

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Send this shit to the Front Page. Sign it "From User Sub with love"

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I can't look at this any more. Please get this out of subs.

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Yeh I'm in! +1

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You're sick and I like it

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Lmfao. This used to Sare me and I just laughed. Guess I'm an adult now.

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Yes

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This isn't even the worst thing I've seen just today. Yall'll have to try harder

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The front page thanks you.

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Fuck yes!

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It is on the fp right now and your comment is having 666 upvotes. Coincidence? I think not.

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HIM!

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Oh, you user sub guys are so edgy...IDIOT

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Found the asshole guys. Everyone else can go home now.

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all in favor

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You act like any of this would shock us.

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Don't you know that user sub circlejerkers are the only edgy people on the internet?

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*Cronenberg

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Crokenberg

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*Cornbread

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Cumberbatch

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I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment

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cronenberg...Live The beer

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*Cronanberg

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Conan the Burgbarian

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*Pro Na'an Bread

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Grow man beard

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Throw lamb seared.

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You would.

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I want to know it's back story...I WANNA KNOW YOUUUU

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What's the artists name?

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Jonathan Payne from the UK

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.

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No this is by Jonathan Payne of LA. Jonathan Payne from the UK is a very different type of artist.

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Thanks.

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It's fairly similar to Patricia Piccinini's stuff

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Except Patricia Piccinini doesn't sculpt her own work.

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But why?

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Norms can be appreciated and enforced by showing their inverse.

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"Art"

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"teratoma"

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It represents the duality of man.

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No, that's wearing a peace symbol and having "Born to kill" written on your helmet, this is edgelords pretending that shock = art

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How did you guys get the reference for that guy's comment but not this guy's comment?

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I don't know either reference so I upvoted them both to fit in. Sauce?

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Art and the glory of Satan.

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For the glory of Satan of course!

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But why not?

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But why why not?

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But why why not not?

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These actually can arise in a human body as well. Search for 'teratoma's'. Or maybe not...

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I did. What in the fuck.

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Unfortunately I don't need to google them, 3 years ago I'd never heard of them then I got the diagnosis weeks after a routine appointment.

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There's a lot of people laughing at the sight of these but the truth is they can happen at any time to anyone.

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I am thinking this is exactly what the person was trying to re-create

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I'm going to go with not

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#1 is a plumbis

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"Man, we really *burp* really Cronenburg'd them all, huh, M-Morty?" "Aw geez, Rick. I'm starting to get a lot of anxiety from all this..."

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Science is more art than science morty, not *burp* not a lot of people realise that

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What episode is this from? I thought I watched them all and would fain miss one

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Episode 1

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Nope thats the seeds

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Yeah but before that they see a creature and among other things rick says "it defies all logic".

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Rick Potion #5 - scene after credits, i think.

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#9, a play on the title of the song "Love Potion no. 9"

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Ep.1 with the mega seeds

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No its the one with the school dance

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It came on last sunday here's the scene https://youtu.be/4XoDq5iFQqw

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Okay, i messed up. I thought this question was asked under this one:

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Correct. It's when Cronenburg Rick and Morty have to find an alternate dimension after they messed up and made everyone normal.

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I'm pretty sure it's the episode where they get the megaseeds and they see a crazy creature.

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Definitely episode 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgvNNHFhPck

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It is. It's the first episode.

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Did anyone else think "creepy nightmare penis" for #1? I know I can't be the only one..

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I look at it and imagine that superman deviantart comic, where Lois is asking why his penis has claws.

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It looks like a penis vagina made into one

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I imagined a face on it and thought of God-Emperor Leto Atreides II, heathen.

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Creepy clitpenis, yes

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The man-gina?

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"Hey Peter, wanna see my paginis?"

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Yep, me too

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Everyone thought that.

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Anything is a dildo if youre brave enough

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The tip looks like a nightmare clitoris

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Alien penis right there

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That's what I saw from the thumbnail

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Alien wiener snake

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Jonathan Payne the artist is pretty interesting check out his work.

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I saw a Vagina-clit-penis.

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That's what a vagina looks like when you're gay

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Wait, that's not how it's meant to look like? .... fuck

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More like a tyranosaurus clitoris

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For me it looked like something that could have been a Pink Floyd creation.

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#2 is "clitoral hood with teeth"

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It kinda looks like a bit of both to be honest

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I'm 100% certain that someone has used one of those as a dildo before. Because I've done so.

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I thought "creepy nightmare clit".

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That's not what it was?

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"pegina"

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Yeah or ass cancer

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Yup

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More like creepy nightmare clit.

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You're not alone

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Survey says!?...

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to me it looks like a mix between a tubeworm, a clit and a dick. And a foot of course.

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Hung like a babys foot?

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"Who would do that to a penis?!"...my thoughts when clicking

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I just saw the dreamcatcher aliens from the film

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Weirdest dildo ever

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Penis that somehow morphs into a labia halfway through and also has a kidney attached.

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Yep demon penis from hentai land

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you know that phrase "dick like a baby's arm holding an apple"....

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i just thought it was a normal penis folded inside out but then i saw the feets

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Looks like a lobster tail (without the shell)

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It looks like a penis, rising from within a vagina.

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*creepy nightmare vagines

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I thought it was an attempt to genetically engineer Dickbutt.

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R/spacedicks

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That's what a penis looks like if you flip it inside out

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NO!

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Lol you certain?

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Don't hurt the penis is my stance.

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They're my spirit animal.

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I thought it was a Zygon.

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Yep thought I was looking at penile subincision, wasn't far off, click at your own peril --> wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision

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Duck dick

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I think that is a penis and a clit...I'm confused.

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i thought it was a gross vajayjay at first

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Well it also looks like a vagina so I'm aroused but also confused.

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I honestly thought it was nightmare earthworm Jim

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stuff of freaking nightmares

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For me it looks more like a Clit Snake

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it reminded me of the snake things from Prometheus. Soggy penis-vagina snakes.

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I thought all of them just look that way

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H.R. Giger must be so proud of it.

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Definitely saw a vagina....maybe it's a man-gina

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It's like some sort of penis-vagina-hand monster. I'd like to think it's a piece about the dangers of masturbation.

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I shall call it....A Pevenus! or Pegina, I haven't decided yet.

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All I see is a flower. That should be in a Georgia O'Keeffe museum

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i saw a vag but each to their tastes

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I saw a dick but with some vagina-like qualities... so that actually kind of fits.

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I've seen both at the same time.

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Yeah it borrowed from both. And hands.

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It took a while, but I finally fapped to it.

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This made me "heh" out loud.

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Nice

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Proudest fap

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-But it's not worth writing home about.

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That skin is worthy of concern.

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Laughed then choked. +1

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On a penis?

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Opened it to post this But I instantly regretted my decision

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The gif that keeps on giving

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The smile really sells it.

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I giggled. +1

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Omg!! This is the first time I see the smile at the end. This changes everything!

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That's because it's the reverse version.

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to be honest this one fits this post better than the smile

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That's clearly a clit.

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I thought it was supposed to be some sort of horror, inside-out vagina! Lawd.

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A clip that can finger itself, looks like to me....

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Wait! I got it... it's the rare and mysterious 6 fingered CLENIS! Seen in one of every NOT EVER BIRTHS!

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Vageenis

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Clitdickhand

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Not sure if that's sarcasm, but hell no

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could belong to a lady like this

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Most are.

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That's what I was thinking too

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'Clearly'

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Cliterally

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I'll have you know I touched a boob once, I'm pretty much an expert on lady parts. Bags of sand just all over.

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Hahaha

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If it makes you feel better, I thought it was meant to be a bit of a literal fleshlight.

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"The Thing" brand fleshlight

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In male embryos the penis forms out of a sort of a vagina structure. The line at the bottom is where it closed up. #1 looks pretty close tbh

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So are you saying women are just incomplete men?

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Men are mutated women?

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Yes

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