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AmbyCakes
I mean really? "Pass the treat back to me"
GokulRG
I'd eat the candy myself.. grow up kid.. not everyone wants to give you candy . Suck it up
CelebrityLookAlike
Soooooo precious :-)
vampirelibrarian
lol pass the treat back yeah right
borderlinetrainwreck
I'd have ate the candy and slipped the kid a $5.
SpringToMyWinter
Had to re*post
ffilm
There's gonna be some dicks who don't like this. Just lettin' you know.
feryooday
Shoulda gave everyone 2 candies and told them to have one themself imo.
jval
"my little donut"
xZelas
TheHonorableJudgeDookie
Even the ISIS agent hands out the candy. May as well right? I mean, it will be her last halloween!
dontgetallnineelevenaboutit
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Should have been one for you, one for her.
catattack24
"My little nut"
IFoundMyselfOnTheBackOfAMilkcarton
That child's getting what ever I have in my wallet also that's adorable
DavidA1225
Fatherhood: You're doing it right.
shakedownblues
jeips
my little donut
TedTheMan
Good dad!
BangkokDanger
Tears in my eyes.. I hope I can be this kind of dad someday.
Skizmo
ovaries exploded
TedTheMan
Half the candy eaten, that should suck you overestimate back in.
usernameavailabletoday
You meant repost I guess.
PatronSaintofKillers
Dad hands out candy, kid gets candy, kid has allergic reaction, dad sues airline
irotinmyskin
i thought you werent allowed to take food and wrappers with you on a plain
Smoochy
As long as they're plane wrappers it's okay.
benbernards
"My little donut" - d'awwwwww
justfukingoogleit
2 parenting done right post in 1 night good job imgur
DrivebyViktum
MFW the snickers bar smells like C4
ManWithNoHat
Favoriting for this comment
BaselessRumors
CrookedMusic
Took me 4 minutes to recover from laughing from this. 11/10
dubblingo
RimJim
I guess my heart would explode, too
throatpunchspecialist
What kind of dickbag would refuse?
ThereWillBeNoSurvivors
Well I would eat the candy.
jsktrogdor
Gavin Free.
CocktailGaming
Sounds more like something Gus would do.
beergolem
Travel makes quite a few people act weird.
2001ASpaceOatmeal
A dickbag that loves candy.
Promethianfire
Your typical dickbag.
JeSuisIvre
Flying makes me bloated, uncomfortable and irritable. Like a shitty version of myself
PBRatTHEfire
The kind that doesn't celebrate Halloween for personal/religious reasons but isn't opposed to being decent and saying "no, but have fun."
Stacyanna
My family is Russian &they think halloween is "bad".But they would always pass out candy. Feared the American children would retaliate.
GabZonY
i dont want a gross kid disturbing me on a flight. let me sleep
abraxasfury
How many people just ate the candy rather than giving it to the kid or back to the dad?
TedTheMan
Yumm candy.
Volt1ighter
The Canadians said sorry to the Dad for not thinking to bring candy on the flight
LargeHoman
I wouldn't even hesitate
Boodlesthemagnificenttwat
Ain't gonna lie, I would.
midd1eearth
Steve buscemis character in Conair wouldn't have
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
This is 10% sugar 20% starch 15% concentrated power of nestle 5% pleasure 50% fructos And a 100% reason to eat all the candies
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I fear that I would've just ate it before reading the card.
sowetoninja
Kid would have gotten a nice, small but just enough, bag of peanuts though...
uponstrangeshores
Me for sure I was there. That asshole needs to learn about quid pro quo. Pass along 2 candies. One for us and one for the kid.
CM3GBP
I think you mean squid pro roe.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
streptovsky
You sound like an asshole
GammonFaceMcFuckNips
uponstrangeshores
My god I shouldn't type when I'm tired. This should have read *if I was there. I even read over it.
washismycopilot
No costume, no candy. That's the rule.
brendoncnz
She's wearing the best costume she could probably wear on a long flight. Did you even look at the post?
washismycopilot
Look, this was a joke gone wrong. The picture is too dark on my phone to see much and I'm not actually a monster.
brendoncnz
I don't think anyone thinks you're a monster hahah, just appreciate the dad trying his best with a difficult situation
washismycopilot
I do too. The fact that it is so touching is why I thought people would get I was joking.
JimBobJim
90%
Thurmanjr7
Accurate.
LGHTbeatz
Including me
pumpernicklelel
Found the cynical one
JimBobJim
You know you love me.
MesserAuditore
*found the realist.
pumpernicklelel
Oh look I also found a pessimist
falseidoladvertisementagency
Oh look piece o' candy!
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Depends on how many Americans were on the flight.
LggiLovesNewWaveAndIndieRockPop
I give you an upvote so you wont be sad
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Thanks. Xxx
Tellcerseiitwasme
Fuck you be sad. -1
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Okay????
Tellcerseiitwasme
Ok
sora4449
what if someone doesn't understand English got that bag...
NeverGetsTheNuke
Free candy
DatAssterisk
I don't think you understand English, or grammar.
sora4449
English isn't my first language and I will be more than happy to learn. could you tell me what's wrong
SnartHelg
I think he meant you should have used a question mark. I understood what you wrote just fine and am a native English speaker. Dunno.
IdiotMcNoobtard
Depends... How many Americans were on board?
Sullymeister
BURN
theDogter
This made my sad day a little happier.
ovendodger
ouch. lol
JiveTian
Shots fired!
Fyros
American is code talk for fat people. #triggered
HxCNative
coffeepoopcakes
As an American...touche
LaserWolfTurbo
my naive self thought you meant it as : an american knows how children value halloween and wouldn't eat it.
Belckan
Honestly i feel like many other countries (mine included) would make the same joke with their nationality instead. Dont feel bad US.
IdiotMcNoobtard
Germans would go with the plan, because they are efficient and not very funny.
IdiotMcNoobtard
Finns would be utterly traumatized.
IdiotMcNoobtard
The French would probably still go with it, but complain a lot.
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Fuck!!! Posted the same thing. Yet here is your post, which is phrased better than mine...... i am sad now.
IdiotMcNoobtard
There, there, have an upvote.
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Thanks
hameis
Wow bigot, don't forget we'd steal everyone else's candy while claiming we're helping
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
oil
fe1od1or
An effort has been made
SubZeroWithAFever
Godamn right! Better chill out before you have some freedom visit your country. (totally joking, we love everyone cept our candidates)
randomaliasisokay
We do hate our candidates more than we hate communism actually.
SubZeroWithAFever
Shit I'd welcome communism right about now..... LOL! Nah, we kick too much ass to stop now