Nikolaj
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Today I took him to the Vet for a routine health check and yearly vaccinations. It started out alright but quickly a problem emerged. After some talks with the Vet, a second look at the tests and a thorough examination of Thor...
It has been determined that he is one fat little fucker and needs to loose about 10kg(22lbs). So today, the hardest day of his life, he is starting a diet. No more cheese crusts, no more meat scraps. Strict diet starts now.
But other than that he's one healthy and happy little piggy.
DerpyUserID
ThatGuyJohny
Sorry for your doggy. Hope he can lose the weight! Focus on him and not trolling other Imgur peeps photos :)
UsrNameinvalid
YOU CANT DO THIS MAN. SEEN TOO MANY SAD DOGGO STORIES ON HERE AND MAKES ME WISH MY DOGGO WOULDNT EVER GROW OLD.
Dininator
My uncle had a white german shepard, he also named him Thor
Bambi201
Scared the shit out of me at first....
splooshforArcher
Dogs love veggies so treat him carrots, beans, cauliflower.
ColoradoSky
My girl Winnie had bladder stones. Had to go on a diet to special food and carrots for treats.
Clayman8
You son of a bitch...you're the one who deserves a diet for what you just did to us.
kungfucatattack
It's lose... not loose.
Nikolaj
You're right. It is.
chickendinnr
What kind of pup is this dooger
Nikolaj
White German Shepherd. They've got a few other names, depending on how snobby the owner is. But it's a white German Shepherd.
RetardedFireExtinguisher
"SOUND THE ALAR...never mind"
MrPredator
It's been about a year since I lost my dog. Thought it was just allergies, but I had no idea it was cancer. Still rips me up inside.
Nikolaj
I'm sorry for your loss.
collcoll
Fuck you my stomach dropped to my butt!
rushingnothing
You son of a bitch. You sir shall don the crown and the tutu of most faggot of OP's. Here's my upvote now go fuck yourself. +1
turtleturner
You could bulk out any wet food with shaved carrot - he'll feel full but get a lot less calories from it
jvillager916
I had my heart in my throat...
DogsandPandas
My dog is the Loki to your Thor /a/kihCg he looks like a good pup!
Nikolaj
12/10 good pupper!
CheesePirate
Thor looks hella soft
Nikolaj
Thor is indeed hella soft.
Megazordz
HELLA.
Leverbee
I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DIE WHY WOULD YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT
Nikolaj
Because I can.
Leverbee
You're a monster.
BrianFinchsBlackOp
What type of dog is he?
Nikolaj
White German Shepherd. They've got a few other names, depending on how snobby the owner is. But it's a white German Shepherd.
nickooze
Why did I think you were gonna mercy kill your pupper you POS...
Nikolaj
Because through suspense and ambiguity, that is the picture I painted until I slapped you in the face with the anticlimactic truth.
nickooze
And for that we thank you OP!
cheekypocketwank
Gorgeous doggo
Nikolaj
He usually shows more attitude, but he was on the couch and he knows he's not supposed to be there.
cheekypocketwank
If you ever need a dog sitter.....
Nikolaj
I'll keep that in mind. Just don't have a wank on my couch. That'd be weird.
peacedout
well nvm then.
Nikolaj
You can borrow a shower and do it there if you must. Towels under the sink.
HappyGamerLady
Are you crazy?!?! You can't do that!! It's too mean!!
Nikolaj
It's already done. I must be firm in my love.
HappyGamerLady
I meant you can't do that to us reading that!! I was ready for tissues!
Nikolaj
Well. You will be happy to know that Thor has started losing weight and has taken quite the liking to his new green treats. :)
HappyGamerLady
Good!! ????
jbilly90
Awwwwwe he looks sooo soft and huggable. I wNt to hug your fat floof op. I will volunteer for the hard work of hugging him
considerthesorcerer
You're a monster
Nikolaj
Yes.
considerthesorcerer
Marvelous
jaleksim
Thor looks fluffy AF!
Sheeridan
What kind of pup is this?
Nikolaj
White German Shepherd. They've got a few other names, depending on how snobby the owner is. But it's a white German Shepherd.
BOHICAbeast
Do... not... scare... us... like... that!
JustinHudson
Yeah, glad he's alive
jbilly90
Gosh right!!!!!!
OneLifeStand
Seeeriously.
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
Brumeh
bravecatgaming
scared me too
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
Read "Lily and the Octopus".
Nikolaj
Sorry. Sort of. :)
mostaredogs
dedlanguages
BOHICAbeast
No, you are not. Give Thor some belly rubs, and we'll call it even. ♥
Nikolaj
You're right. I'm not. And if you want you to you can give him those yourself.
RyanBall1
What country do you live in? I can be there in 12 hours.
SexualConsent
What he said
TexanCryomaniac
I'm listening...
elreeneey
Details
TotallyNotSarcastic
Give him green beans when you want to treat him... He'll love em and you're giving him diet food
UltraLord69
Guy... You can't give a dog veggies after it's usual is meat scraps and pizza crust. He won't take.
nijlonkai
Yup my dog gobbles them up like candy
Zardif
Mine love carrots because they can gnaw on them like rawhides.
Kelleigh
Frozen broccoli or baby carrots are a hit. Cut out wet food totally and now give boiled chicken breast and wellness kibble.
assntitties
Green beans in large quantities can be toxic to dogs. Try carrots instead :)
RandomAbscessMemories
Cook them with bacon to make them even better.
Nikolaj
Hiya. Wanted to tell you that Thor has taken to his green bean treats very well, along with broccoli pieces and baby carrots. Thanks again!
TotallyNotSarcastic
That's awesome. Glad to be able to help!!
Nikolaj
He prefers them frozen for some reason though. Maybe the crunch is more to his liking. Won't touch them when thawed at any rate.
wikkistix
Or baby carrots!
saucesum
Canned plain pumpkin is also good for diets. Just don't get the pumpkin pie stuff.
petitedeath
Some like corn on the cob.
HooRoo2U
NO!!!! Yours might be fine, but so many dogs need surgery because they swallow the whole cob...
petitedeath
Good to know, thanks. All of my pets have chewed them to smithereens.
NoChute
My dog lost 12 lbs by cutting his kibble and supplementing with green beans. He's still fat, but less fat.
UnnHHhhhHHh
I only ever give my pups green beans, carrots, and broccoli. Nice thing about broccoli is it's like floss for them.:)
shipshiphooray
Canned, or fresh?
barqshasbyte
Our doggies LOVE frozen green beans for snacks.
canyouthriveat35
Either as long as they're not salted.
NoChute
Canned works fine.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Agreed
Nikolaj
That's not a bad idea. Thanks!
w0ntoan
Raw green beans, not canned stuff. Sweet potato is good too, easy to hack off a chunk, long lasting.
chinesefingerhut
Advice from mine as well, canned carrots are good too.
minigreyhound
My dog spits out green beans but she loves carrots
theoneprevouslyknownas
My dogs always loved apples. Maybe yours would accept it as a treat substitute, and you can eat then so he knows it's ppl food!
rollercroaster
Frozen veggies are also a great summer snack. My dog's love them
paralleluniversepam
My dog goes nuts for frozen peas. Found out when I dropped the bag and they went in all directions across the kitchen floor.
TotallyNotSarcastic
No problem... Advice from our vet, fyi...
kgirl924
My dog eats green beans all the time! It's one of her favorite treats! She also loves carrots and pumpkin. All good fiber, which she needs.
rickichick
And apples and carrots! They're great for dogs, and dogs love them. My pupper stares at me until he gets carrots when I snack on them.
wlfman
Unrelated to post but is your name based off of Brooklyn Nine Nine?
Nikolaj
Nope. It's just my name :)
wlfman
darn! is it pronounced Nick-oh-lodge or Neeek-oh-ladge?
AstronautChicken
I buy a big bag of carrots because they are cheaper than dog treats and he loves them. I also give him small pills by sticking them in a 1/2
AstronautChicken
Strawberry. He likes celery, too...and bellpeppers. He might be a little weird.
paralleluniversepam
Nah, mine loves all those too. Except the celery. Just mushes it up, spits it out and looks at me like 'haha yeah, whatever'.
WhenPurpleBecomesBlue
My pup refuses to eat lettuce. She takes one bite, spits it on the floor when she realizes what it is and waits for something else to eat.