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Before
I wasn't going to post this initially, for fear of a stony reception, but I felt like I might erupt if I didn't tell someone. So here's me before, when I feared I had grown to such a mountainous size that I would never be able to come down from it.
After
And here's me after I tried an explosive new diet and exercise program. I was feeling particularly confident so I uploaded an ash shot for you all ;). I just lava the results. I've lost over 900,000 tons, and have never felt better. It really feels like I have shaken up the whole country with this change.
mulberrybush
SO. PUNNY.
doxielover19
such courage :*(
CaptainJackSbarro
Damn Helen. Lookin' good!
HaiHuynh1
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wingweaver415
You look anerexic. I think you just binged your way to skinny....
MyCatLovesToSnuggle
Not many people can say their weight loss journey affected so many people. Congrats OP
Chromosapien
You win the internet, just go. Your job here is done.
GneissGeologist
really?
Rollipolish
Thought this was going to be a hiking post. 10/10 I am not dissapoint
NKato
You did kill a few human beings with that weight loss, though.
SometimesAmusedOftenPerplexed
Helen, you're a saint.
sitsonchair
Wow, you have a beautiful thigh gap
illylay
*begins slow clap*
switchfootiepajamas
*joins in slow clap slightly faster*
mccar7hy
I'm getting real tired of mountains posting how much weight they lost on Imgur
Trecares
Yellowstone is the only one I really worry about.
RagtimeRaver
As someone on the east coast, ditto.
biotek
Right? A super-caldera that would essentially snuff out N. America... not a big fan.
thosewomenwereinthenip
+1. I need to follow this programme. Sincerely, Mount Vesuvius.
Allegianc3
What was wrong with the Pompeii diet you did a while ago?
tiremaster
"That bitch Helen is such a fucking drama queen." - Mt. Rainer
flouncy101
The ash shot wasn't enough huh? Had to take your top off too? You're such a ho.
serialprocrastinator
OP is underselling himself, over 3 billion cubic yards of the mountain were blown off, that's way more than 900,000 tons!
RosieGarden
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2.65g%2Fcm^3+*+3+billion+yard^3+in+tons Indeed, sir.
OracleForCheap
Congrats, OP. You look smokin'.
dddwevlin
Is this the Krakatoa diet?!?
derschweiz
Bulemia is never a safe option. Be safe OP, stay strong!
ChuckKarma
You're right. OP will never keep it off unless they take the long term with over 1 million years per 100,000 tons via natural weathering.
ChuckKarma
It looks like OP burned a thousands of tons of healthy timber.
mremaknu
*bulimia
derschweiz
thanks... I realized that after I hit enter...
Lanian
Too soon.
Lanian
On second thought. It's past 22.3 years. Joke away.
Randompersonisrandom
I upvote you because this is hilarious... now I will go cower in fear of Mt. Rainier taking to this diet plan...
NeloraAteBakedBeansNowIHaveToFart
I don't live too far from Mt. Hood. All that ash would be headed my way!
dasnoob
Scary thing is that it's over due on it's weight loss program as well.
DrUGOELadanianTBoneArmadilloLeathalWeaponTomlinson
Yeah, we'll all be fucked.
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
Don't forget, Seattle is built on lava flows from the last time Rainier lost weight.
BlueChrysalis
And on top of old Seattle
CreepyGingerKid
Mt. Saint helens.
Morebunnies
I always thought it was Mount St. Helens
BillJacob
Same shit
Disastromatic
Whenever someone mentions this I feel obligated to send them to youtube to look up Alan Hovhaness' Mount St Helens Symphony.
Dies2much
if you say so! ba dum tish
spirrisilver
I live an hour from St. Helens, so fun going up there in July and there's still a foot of snow.
Karadion
This is my city's backyard view (Vancouver WA)
scdurs
Me too.
Onesickpup
My God, all that exercise, do you Everest?
CommonWhiteGirl
Goddamnit you win.
SweetFaceAce
Good job.
PastaIsLife
You effing win
Partush
Simply genius
KikiLebeauf
aaaahhh
crypticorb
tardforpresident
My nomination for best comment ever!!
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
That was brilliant.
justletmesignupalready
You just brought a whole-hearted laugh from me! That's hard to do! haha
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sensible-chuckle-gif.gif Like this?
justletmesignupalready
You have just described it perfectly! Re-read the comment, too, and did it again! haha