Heard a knock on my window just now. Found this little dude.

May 16, 2017 11:04 PM

Gwynbleidd21

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It wants you dead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys everyday at noon a cardinal runs into our back window. Every. Day. What does he want? When will this madness end?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*seething hatred intensifies*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're going to Hogwarts!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DON'T LET IT IN!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your name's not Harry, by chance?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should watch The Forth Kind.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let him in!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your Hogwart's letter finally arrived!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knock knock. Hoo's there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well... Are you going to let him in or what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let him in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And suddenly I heard a tapping.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yer a wizard OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a wizard Harry

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bro, if you see an owl outside your window at night it means you're being abducted by aliens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something lord and savior something.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: he's inside. You're outside. OvO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a wizard Harry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you ask "who's there?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OI! Lemme in!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Bitch, where's my money."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did he run into the window or was he tapping on it to say hello?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It was probably the landing + folding in of wings that knocked against the glass

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think he ran into it. It wasn't that loud. He stared at me for a moment, then flew off :(

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

it has a quest for you

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

Make sure to change "no" to "yes", otherwise you'd have to listen to everything he says again and it fucking sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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