(set designer) let's put 3 open laptops on his desk to convey how important and busy he is (audience) dude's such a fucking idiot he needs 3 laptops to work on? What, he doens't know how to save documents? He just has 3 different books he's working on on 3 different laptops?
With that twisted pair one they didn't even bother to find a location to film and just went with green screen and put a stock image in the background it seems lol
Neil Breen is in a league of his own. He writes directs produces I think probably films stars. His films are fuckin fever dreams and on their own plane of existence.
Birdemic is James Nguyen. They should really collaborate though. Both appear to love heavy handed masseging with a complete refusal to learn even the most basic filming techniques.
SharkDoctor
i was totally in a short movie like this with norman reedus post boondock saints and pre walking dead. i was just an extra and my part got cut :(
pinatafarmer
#5 I gotta see that Bo Burnham movie
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
What's with the sound in all these movies?? Fucking horrible shit, goodness me.
Linduvan
It's like a "Best of Red Letter Media" list, I love it.
sadurdaynight
(set designer) let's put 3 open laptops on his desk to convey how important and busy he is (audience) dude's such a fucking idiot he needs 3 laptops to work on? What, he doens't know how to save documents? He just has 3 different books he's working on on 3 different laptops?
massholesome
Lemme fix that headline. "Bad acting, directing, editing, tele/screenplay, lighting, boom operator, grip, best boy, 3rd asst. to the asst. dir., catering."
LokiUtgordum
bedframe
What about Waherehwolhulf?
LetterNumberReloaded
Check FanboyFlicks channel on YT.
ThisGuyHere
"Divorce! Hahahahahahaha."
Stragul
No twightlight on that list``?? :p
KingXizor
Oh my god, these are brutal. I can't even get through them all.
sadurdaynight
I told you.. we have ways of making you talk, Agent 52! Now, tell us what the access code is, or we'll show them to you AGAIN!
Conz
With that twisted pair one they didn't even bother to find a location to film and just went with green screen and put a stock image in the background it seems lol
Canofminus
#3 I worked with Neil for a year in 2005. Nice dude, but kept on getting malware on his work PC looking up conspiracy websites.
Shiggityshaybae
Wait a minute! I think there is SEX in some of these!🤔🧐
haddyhar
lol
ComoSeIguana
VitaminT
#1 I love that in “Ninja Commandments” one of the ninjas has a headband that says “ninja” shout out to the wardrobe department on that shoot.
TezuNii
both of them do, the kanji for Ninja is 忍者
sadurdaynight
"Watch out! He's a Ninja, of the 忍者 Ninja Clan!"
ElbowDeepInUserSub
#4 That asshole, Ray Purchase!
gimmesomethinggood
I couldn't look away. Divorce lol
LanceCorporalBadger
I have seen way to few of these films, and I’ve seen a lot of them
PinkEater
ClownishAntics
sadurdaynight
when you've been giving him hints all night, but the only hint he picks up on is disappointment
Hirnuvahamsteri
Who says Samurai Cop has bad acting needs to be shot. Through telephone.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Samurai Cop is like The Room, Miami Connection or Fatal Deviation, it goes all the way and loops back round to being brilliant.
certainlynotaserialkiller
DiaryOfAFatKid
All I could think of was Kung Fury
ywmqm
Inarticulated
Omg seeing Enter the ninja for the first time in over 20 years struck me right in the ass of my heart.. That really brings me back
Inarticulated
HOLY SHIT WAS IT REALLY THIS BAD!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRoIsrSzapo
GrumpyOldMan55
She would have shot him again but pity stayed her hand. A pity I have no more bullets she thought.
stingraysds
guitarfourtysix
blows goats - have proof
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I have second hand embarrassment.
davegur
I am embarrassed for them for you.
daguq
Did your usual hand fall asleep?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
My first hand has no shame.
GuerrillaschaukelnInDerTodeszone
Your German word for today is "fremdschämen" (frammed-shay-man). :-)
Leucienweaver
I love that between Japanese and German, there are so many words out there to express specific feelings and vibes.
bunnyishungry
I want a divorce.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Oh my god. It’s starting again. That was unhinged.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Not even in a “Joker” kind of way. Like… you can see his brain shut off.
bunnyishungry
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Neil Breen is in a league of his own. He writes directs produces I think probably films stars. His films are fuckin fever dreams and on their own plane of existence.
impulse9
Between laptop abuse, and exposition hacking the planet, the government. Neil Breen films are incredible fever dreams.
Emjayen
Is he the one that does those ... bird-based horror films?
SteerpikeSteerpike
Birdemic is James Nguyen. They should really collaborate though. Both appear to love heavy handed masseging with a complete refusal to learn even the most basic filming techniques.
TIREDGANG
Who, Alfred Hitchcock?
Emjayen
Inspired by I suppose; found it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdemic:_Shock_and_Terror