Feb 10, 2020 6:04 PM
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fusenode
Just having friends would be nice
CmdrFireHawk
I will never not laugh at this. This is wholesome and great.
sarahjane138
Those are angels from heaven! Usually hard to capture a photo of. ???
Iullyiullyus
naniisobel
Some people know how to have fun!
raefflenm31415
Ty God for being a man, simple things make em happy ?
GreenMountainFalls
That scene sums up what governments, churches, schools even parents strive to so hard teach our youth. Put all the drama aside and have fun
jesusisherelookbusy
v
HolographicProjection
I love how the middle guy grabs his friend’s hand outta excitements
zarola1
The good stuff
bregobeauty1019
Used to wade and swim through flood waters. Not dead yet!
GINGIVITISSS
The Umaga lookin' dude is my favourite xD
*You Manga, sorry.
NoodlesWthADHD
You know that had to make that truck driver's day!
Dapro1
This was the best in the summer when you expected it, not so much when you don’t or in the winter
aguyfromSicily
I miss this kind of connection in my life..
swocoom
We call that a redneck car wash.
Doctorgivemethenews
MoReRoo
Was doing this once with friends till a cop car showed up, we thought he was going to yell at us but then he backed up and went full speed
through the giant puddle
Marvelx13
Middle guy makes this video bros. I’m glad I didn’t live in the germaphobe/purrell era. Some of you people are soft as hell.
nellietta
Right, like how do some of these guys even go out? Germs everywhere. Just have some fun for once
BusterH
This brings me back. My friends loved doing this and riding blocks of ice down hills on golf courses
FlashEdwards
Sounds like you grew up in "Lamorinda"...as did I.
AtsaMattaForMe
ImAManOfCultureAndTaste
Giving the immune system a workout.
Shellibobelli
Splash puddles are life. My husband has promised that when I'm old he'll drive me around after a rain to drive through puddles.
MsUnderstoodAk
He's a good Man
RaqNasty
Why do you have to be old to do that?!
harmsebamse
To drain the life from the youth stranding by the pools so you can live forevaaaarh
Ha! Good point. But I'll be too old to drive myself through them.
This implies that your husband is much younger than you. Noiiiice. ;)
azazyel
But fuck people who do this to fully clothed people.
IrishinVan
That would be me
MrCement
*butt
Vaeevictiss
Look, they are called anal aficionados not butfuck people.
twsx
Psshhhh, don't blame me for your neighborhoods lack of drainage.
woodchucc3211
I did this on purpose to two Walt teenage girls, they talked some shit as I was going into a store and they were leaving, I saw them 1/2
Walking down the road after and I instinctively went they the puddle, I watched them freak out in the rear view mirror, it was glorious
ORIONBOUND
Free sex? I doing this to every puddle now.
flamingflamingo
I'm sorry I didn't mean to, I was turning right and I had to be in that lane, I couldn't avoid the puddle. :/
ExpiredLotionUsedAnywayAndEveryway
Yeah that happened to me drunk one time and I didnt take it well
bingotown
I soaked a guy in winter once by accident. The wave sprayed up and over a snowbank and just obliterated him. I felt bad at first and
only later laughed pretty hard at that poor guy’s misfortune.
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
Had to do this once, was forced into it. Felt bad. But then I laughed.
ifingerbangmyfriends
I did it once to a group of teenagers once by accident. Hate to admit its pretty damn satisfying. I was driving with no doors though so
I got soaked too.
JC2W
I've done it accidently but enjoyed doing it. I take my car down roads without ppl to do it too. It's so fun.
nfamouskingsley
butt fuck whom?
InvalidAsh
Your mother probably.
Got eem
FlyingMonkeyPoo
People who do this to fully clothed people intentionally.
rwb813
Burn
carhop
This happened to me as a small child. I have also been egged and had a fire cracker thrown at me :-(
PattyyyC
One time I saw this car throw a drink at a cyclist. They were probably going 45-50 mph. I keep walking and find the car, pulled over by a
cop and the cyclist. I stopped as a witness. Karma was sweet that day.
Some upper class man cut in front of me on a crosswalk and unloaded a bottle of mustard on me.
ruferto
was it grey poupon?
kraeftig
About two years ago I had someone throw a 64 oz. Full of slush ice and hit me square in the spine while doing 40-50 mph.
Theoldredeyes
I did this in accidentally it was like a wave went over a small car and hit the people. I was laughing but I didn't do it on purpose.
fudgycurmudgeon
It makes me happy that this particular comment has no downvotes.
slapyamomma
Ya dun fuckin goofed
Dusseldwarf
Way to jinx it.
DarkestHappyTime
I did it on purpose once. The guy robbed my car before I did it. Small town.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Guys only want one thing
Amphest
To experience extreme moisture
jbmillenium350
Brain-eating amoeba
DavidTemper44
amoeba needs stagnant water to reproduce. Fecal matter, on the other hand, can be everywhere anytime.
DownloadingDave
Wet
bunwiggle
And it’s adorable.
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Cryptosporidium?
FailboatJunkyard
Parasites?
HippityDippity
Lobotomy.
vietnameseCowboy
The movie?
Davidnfilms
Thats.... not clean water... all that oil, brake dust, spit gum, poop, vomit, everything ever spilled on roads and its in there.
CaptainBigfoot
As fast as that flow is, all of what you mentioned was washed down the storm drain hours ago
uusseerrssuubb
A good ole fillin of staph
imgursample
Enjoy your ringworm
itscalledthebendandsnap
I mean the bigger danger is getting hit by a car...
watsonknows
Anyone else noticed that "miii" sound?
bigsteve31sk8
That's called the spice of life.
darksideofthemoonmoon
In Florida, we use to run and play in the Malathion spray spewing out the back of the mosquito mass murder truck. Good times.
romansfury
You sound like a lot of fun to be around.
Hydravelsen
It's full of FUN too!
DarthLordPotato
Uff... you are such a boring person
UnPetitSugarcube
They're enjoying themselves. I love it.
BlacksMcNutt
Calm down Francis.
PullShporttel
What are you, their mother?
inconsolabledeplorable
Ok? And I'm sure they have bathrooms to bathe in at home.
attackingOtter1
What good are hepatitis shots if you can’t use them.
shuya82
Oh well.
TheSaganater
Was splashed by a truck while walking in the vicinity of Bourbon St. I'm generally not squeamish. I wanted to throw up and cry.
RandyJefferson1
Throw up and cry is what most people do after Bourbon Street anyway!
ShiftingPattern
Tastes like hepatitis.
Maitrify
Exactly what I was thinking.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
And the rain water you walk in isn't clean either. Neither is that handle on the shopping cart you grab when you go shopping. I bet you have
no qualms going down on genitals regardless of which you prefer, not exact sanitary either.
Mgiggity
Honey? Is that you?
MamaJeaux
Road film. Yuck!
SweetJudyTenuta
But just add a bay leaf and mmwaaa! Delizioza!
plainoldfool
Baby, you got a stew going
asinthelatedentarthurdent
Best comment I've seen all day
AlkeneThiol
But don't keep the leaf in. Its poisonous
(Its not really)
duhleted
Totally, great way to get sick.
clamytoe
Best way to toughen up your immune system!
FeminineBeeOnslaught
I'll start eatin shit first thing when I get home!
littlebear64
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
TygrF
Every day I got people telling me to do that. Guess it's time to start!
candyisdandybutliquorissicker
Why not do it in public? Sharing is caring! Plus you get a free ride to the hospital!
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
Not free lol definitely not free
Bit extreme, but whatever floats your boat! ?
abacab87
The watering hole we used to go to as a kid turned out to be full of radiation, and I'm not dead yet.
serepta
We kids used to drink out of our old hose in backyard! Swim in streams & rivers& stagnant ponds. Fishes would nibble on us. Great times!
We’d just kick the fishes aside, spit out foul tasting water, wash up later. No, we weren’t poor, just living life!
derschweiz
Not any worse than what kids who grew up before 1989 experienced...
whywasntiborn200yearsinthefuture
Yep. I remember swimming in puddles with my older brother. And we survived the germs.
MutantTurd
"Back in my day... we used to use gutter water to fill our super soakers. Damn near ruined my hypercolor shirt."
AlxEverett
Hay that’s meee! Wait, what happened in 1989?
CatGoesMeh
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I mean I guess it’s not a hard date or anything, I just feel like parents got scared of kids playing outside in the dirt and stuff
Starting in 1989? What? My only rule from like 94 till I moved out was just tell them when to start assuming I'm missing.
ImSorryFriend
Back in the 90s I had a hole dug in some bushes in the park where I hid matches and whatever else I scavenged. Being 10 was a hoot.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Water fountain:
angrybook
I can taste it! Nasty as hell but you couldn't get enough of it. Just make sure to let it run for a minute or you burn your face off.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Shit I was born in 1990 and this was my water fountain
MouseBalls
My high school football coach built a 10-hole water fountain out of a water hose & pvc pipe drilled with holes. No more waiting for bottles.
I graduated high school in 2002 mind you.
TerribleAwful
i wish i lived someplace warm. and had friends
StarDangerous
You can move to Texas, we still won't be friends though....
MagikarpOP
...A willingness to go outside....for once....
Just go to Florida and just walk up and join them.
Mozart49
I'll be your friend. But I'll flake on everything as a true friend would
MithNL
Simple but pure sadness
BennyAdam
‘tsup man?
aluckygrl13
Hmffff
Especially the friends part. The true and fun friends part.
ohscrewit
Aww, you're killing me!
Spookyghostmoccasins
You’ve got a friend in me.
OregonFlyer
Dude. This.
Marno91
it would be cool if it rained warm water
Valterren
I think that would actually be warm...
LetMeSeeMyKids
Atleast you have tshirts
Alfa799
I went to LSU. Mudball games would break out on the dorm lawn. Tackle football, no pads.
TheArwingPilot
Hey! I wish i lived somewhere that snowed and lived a life of solitude. Wanna trade?
Michigan here- I have a guest room & so much snow you will depression nap for a month
makeSX
Sure, but there isnt solitude and the summers are full of imsects and bears and wolves
I feel like we're neighbors... And I'm good with my small circle of friends here. Begging for the beach, tho, after this winter
theforceiswith
Ain’t that the truth
shamus2603
My summers are just hot, not many insects, but we do get snakes, scorpions, and the occasional earthquake
snellman
I feel ya, Sweden here! Atleast our mindset is to give people their space tho. Except in some larger cities... we laugh at those people
Finland here, we laugh at them too. Nordic high five for that (from a good distance)
fartbiscuit
I live in south Florida. Stop by anytime. Except on days with an a in them.
CloudCider
Cool I’ll see you miercoles.
PunPoliceNAdivision1
So June first to July thirty first ok?
Unbarring
Il bring Cuban coffee and pasteles
Delta2Almanac
Cool. I'll be there during the WEEKEND.
Myowngrampa
Man you're smart I was just gonna make up a day
bolobass
Imma swing by TOMORROW
DAMMIT!!
ConEle
I'll be there Next Week in that case
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
I went there yesterd...yest...FUCK.
dammit
fusenode
Just having friends would be nice
CmdrFireHawk
I will never not laugh at this. This is wholesome and great.
sarahjane138
Those are angels from heaven! Usually hard to capture a photo of. ???
Iullyiullyus
naniisobel
Some people know how to have fun!
raefflenm31415
Ty God for being a man, simple things make em happy ?
GreenMountainFalls
That scene sums up what governments, churches, schools even parents strive to so hard teach our youth. Put all the drama aside and have fun
jesusisherelookbusy
HolographicProjection
I love how the middle guy grabs his friend’s hand outta excitements
zarola1
The good stuff
bregobeauty1019
Used to wade and swim through flood waters. Not dead yet!
GINGIVITISSS
The Umaga lookin' dude is my favourite xD
GINGIVITISSS
*You Manga, sorry.
NoodlesWthADHD
You know that had to make that truck driver's day!
Dapro1
This was the best in the summer when you expected it, not so much when you don’t or in the winter
aguyfromSicily
I miss this kind of connection in my life..
swocoom
We call that a redneck car wash.
Doctorgivemethenews
MoReRoo
Was doing this once with friends till a cop car showed up, we thought he was going to yell at us but then he backed up and went full speed
MoReRoo
through the giant puddle
Marvelx13
Middle guy makes this video bros. I’m glad I didn’t live in the germaphobe/purrell era. Some of you people are soft as hell.
nellietta
Right, like how do some of these guys even go out? Germs everywhere. Just have some fun for once
BusterH
This brings me back. My friends loved doing this and riding blocks of ice down hills on golf courses
FlashEdwards
Sounds like you grew up in "Lamorinda"...as did I.
AtsaMattaForMe
ImAManOfCultureAndTaste
Giving the immune system a workout.
Shellibobelli
Splash puddles are life. My husband has promised that when I'm old he'll drive me around after a rain to drive through puddles.
MsUnderstoodAk
He's a good Man
RaqNasty
Why do you have to be old to do that?!
harmsebamse
To drain the life from the youth stranding by the pools so you can live forevaaaarh
Shellibobelli
Ha! Good point. But I'll be too old to drive myself through them.
RaqNasty
This implies that your husband is much younger than you. Noiiiice. ;)
azazyel
But fuck people who do this to fully clothed people.
IrishinVan
That would be me
MrCement
*butt
Vaeevictiss
Look, they are called anal aficionados not butfuck people.
twsx
Psshhhh, don't blame me for your neighborhoods lack of drainage.
woodchucc3211
I did this on purpose to two Walt teenage girls, they talked some shit as I was going into a store and they were leaving, I saw them 1/2
woodchucc3211
Walking down the road after and I instinctively went they the puddle, I watched them freak out in the rear view mirror, it was glorious
ORIONBOUND
Free sex? I doing this to every puddle now.
flamingflamingo
I'm sorry I didn't mean to, I was turning right and I had to be in that lane, I couldn't avoid the puddle. :/
ExpiredLotionUsedAnywayAndEveryway
Yeah that happened to me drunk one time and I didnt take it well
bingotown
I soaked a guy in winter once by accident. The wave sprayed up and over a snowbank and just obliterated him. I felt bad at first and
bingotown
only later laughed pretty hard at that poor guy’s misfortune.
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
Had to do this once, was forced into it. Felt bad. But then I laughed.
ifingerbangmyfriends
I did it once to a group of teenagers once by accident. Hate to admit its pretty damn satisfying. I was driving with no doors though so
ifingerbangmyfriends
I got soaked too.
JC2W
I've done it accidently but enjoyed doing it. I take my car down roads without ppl to do it too. It's so fun.
nfamouskingsley
butt fuck whom?
InvalidAsh
Your mother probably.
nfamouskingsley
Got eem
FlyingMonkeyPoo
People who do this to fully clothed people intentionally.
rwb813
Burn
carhop
This happened to me as a small child. I have also been egged and had a fire cracker thrown at me :-(
PattyyyC
One time I saw this car throw a drink at a cyclist. They were probably going 45-50 mph. I keep walking and find the car, pulled over by a
PattyyyC
cop and the cyclist. I stopped as a witness. Karma was sweet that day.
azazyel
Some upper class man cut in front of me on a crosswalk and unloaded a bottle of mustard on me.
ruferto
was it grey poupon?
kraeftig
About two years ago I had someone throw a 64 oz. Full of slush ice and hit me square in the spine while doing 40-50 mph.
Theoldredeyes
I did this in accidentally it was like a wave went over a small car and hit the people. I was laughing but I didn't do it on purpose.
fudgycurmudgeon
It makes me happy that this particular comment has no downvotes.
slapyamomma
Ya dun fuckin goofed
Dusseldwarf
Way to jinx it.
DarkestHappyTime
I did it on purpose once. The guy robbed my car before I did it. Small town.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Guys only want one thing
Amphest
To experience extreme moisture
jbmillenium350
Brain-eating amoeba
DavidTemper44
amoeba needs stagnant water to reproduce. Fecal matter, on the other hand, can be everywhere anytime.
DownloadingDave
Wet
bunwiggle
And it’s adorable.
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Cryptosporidium?
FailboatJunkyard
Parasites?
HippityDippity
Lobotomy.
vietnameseCowboy
The movie?
Davidnfilms
Thats.... not clean water... all that oil, brake dust, spit gum, poop, vomit, everything ever spilled on roads and its in there.
CaptainBigfoot
As fast as that flow is, all of what you mentioned was washed down the storm drain hours ago
uusseerrssuubb
A good ole fillin of staph
imgursample
Enjoy your ringworm
itscalledthebendandsnap
I mean the bigger danger is getting hit by a car...
watsonknows
Anyone else noticed that "miii" sound?
bigsteve31sk8
That's called the spice of life.
darksideofthemoonmoon
In Florida, we use to run and play in the Malathion spray spewing out the back of the mosquito mass murder truck. Good times.
romansfury
You sound like a lot of fun to be around.
Hydravelsen
It's full of FUN too!
DarthLordPotato
Uff... you are such a boring person
UnPetitSugarcube
They're enjoying themselves. I love it.
BlacksMcNutt
Calm down Francis.
PullShporttel
What are you, their mother?
inconsolabledeplorable
Ok? And I'm sure they have bathrooms to bathe in at home.
attackingOtter1
What good are hepatitis shots if you can’t use them.
shuya82
Oh well.
TheSaganater
Was splashed by a truck while walking in the vicinity of Bourbon St. I'm generally not squeamish. I wanted to throw up and cry.
RandyJefferson1
Throw up and cry is what most people do after Bourbon Street anyway!
ShiftingPattern
Tastes like hepatitis.
Maitrify
Exactly what I was thinking.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
And the rain water you walk in isn't clean either. Neither is that handle on the shopping cart you grab when you go shopping. I bet you have
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
no qualms going down on genitals regardless of which you prefer, not exact sanitary either.
Mgiggity
Honey? Is that you?
MamaJeaux
Road film. Yuck!
SweetJudyTenuta
But just add a bay leaf and mmwaaa! Delizioza!
plainoldfool
Baby, you got a stew going
asinthelatedentarthurdent
Best comment I've seen all day
AlkeneThiol
But don't keep the leaf in. Its poisonous
AlkeneThiol
(Its not really)
duhleted
Totally, great way to get sick.
clamytoe
Best way to toughen up your immune system!
FeminineBeeOnslaught
I'll start eatin shit first thing when I get home!
littlebear64
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
TygrF
Every day I got people telling me to do that. Guess it's time to start!
candyisdandybutliquorissicker
Why not do it in public? Sharing is caring! Plus you get a free ride to the hospital!
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
Not free lol definitely not free
clamytoe
Bit extreme, but whatever floats your boat! ?
abacab87
The watering hole we used to go to as a kid turned out to be full of radiation, and I'm not dead yet.
serepta
We kids used to drink out of our old hose in backyard! Swim in streams & rivers& stagnant ponds. Fishes would nibble on us. Great times!
serepta
We’d just kick the fishes aside, spit out foul tasting water, wash up later. No, we weren’t poor, just living life!
derschweiz
Not any worse than what kids who grew up before 1989 experienced...
whywasntiborn200yearsinthefuture
Yep. I remember swimming in puddles with my older brother. And we survived the germs.
MutantTurd
"Back in my day... we used to use gutter water to fill our super soakers. Damn near ruined my hypercolor shirt."
AlxEverett
Hay that’s meee! Wait, what happened in 1989?
CatGoesMeh
.
derschweiz
I mean I guess it’s not a hard date or anything, I just feel like parents got scared of kids playing outside in the dirt and stuff
kraeftig
Starting in 1989? What? My only rule from like 94 till I moved out was just tell them when to start assuming I'm missing.
ImSorryFriend
Back in the 90s I had a hole dug in some bushes in the park where I hid matches and whatever else I scavenged. Being 10 was a hoot.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Water fountain:
angrybook
I can taste it! Nasty as hell but you couldn't get enough of it. Just make sure to let it run for a minute or you burn your face off.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Shit I was born in 1990 and this was my water fountain
MouseBalls
My high school football coach built a 10-hole water fountain out of a water hose & pvc pipe drilled with holes. No more waiting for bottles.
MouseBalls
I graduated high school in 2002 mind you.
TerribleAwful
i wish i lived someplace warm. and had friends
StarDangerous
You can move to Texas, we still won't be friends though....
MagikarpOP
...A willingness to go outside....for once....
PattyyyC
Just go to Florida and just walk up and join them.
Mozart49
I'll be your friend. But I'll flake on everything as a true friend would
MithNL
Simple but pure sadness
BennyAdam
‘tsup man?
aluckygrl13
Hmffff
Especially the friends part. The true and fun friends part.
ohscrewit
Aww, you're killing me!
Spookyghostmoccasins
You’ve got a friend in me.
OregonFlyer
Dude. This.
Marno91
it would be cool if it rained warm water
Valterren
I think that would actually be warm...
LetMeSeeMyKids
Atleast you have tshirts
Alfa799
I went to LSU. Mudball games would break out on the dorm lawn. Tackle football, no pads.
TheArwingPilot
Hey! I wish i lived somewhere that snowed and lived a life of solitude. Wanna trade?
aluckygrl13
Michigan here- I have a guest room & so much snow you will depression nap for a month
makeSX
Sure, but there isnt solitude and the summers are full of imsects and bears and wolves
MsUnderstoodAk
I feel like we're neighbors... And I'm good with my small circle of friends here. Begging for the beach, tho, after this winter
theforceiswith
Ain’t that the truth
shamus2603
My summers are just hot, not many insects, but we do get snakes, scorpions, and the occasional earthquake
snellman
I feel ya, Sweden here! Atleast our mindset is to give people their space tho. Except in some larger cities... we laugh at those people
makeSX
Finland here, we laugh at them too. Nordic high five for that (from a good distance)
fartbiscuit
I live in south Florida. Stop by anytime. Except on days with an a in them.
aluckygrl13
CloudCider
Cool I’ll see you miercoles.
PunPoliceNAdivision1
So June first to July thirty first ok?
Unbarring
Il bring Cuban coffee and pasteles
Delta2Almanac
Cool. I'll be there during the WEEKEND.
Myowngrampa
Man you're smart I was just gonna make up a day
bolobass
Imma swing by TOMORROW
fartbiscuit
ConEle
I'll be there Next Week in that case
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
I went there yesterd...yest...FUCK.
fartbiscuit