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r/BrandNewSentance #theinternetwasamistake
Jun 18, 2020 2:25 AM
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r/BrandNewSentance #theinternetwasamistake
TheRicM
Lol, "hingefluencers"
mcglirkymeow
Dear Amazon: I looked at baby blankets for my newborn great-nephew. I’m not giving birth to a litter at nearly age 50.
IsolatedThinker
"GoOd EvEnInG, iTs RiCk KaCkIs Here wItH AnOtHeR vIdEo.." just show me how to do the dungeon/raid you fuckin birthday clown.
davidtheartist9000
IF YOU LIKED THIS HINGE VIDEO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE
Milomaine
"I've had a lot of people asking me to......."
LemonRust
Started watching content on fake internet gurus and other scams and now i'm getting their ads... seems like a bit of an oversight.
wormfood
Or: So here we have the replacement part and... hmm. *video cuts* So I had to put the camera down but as you can see I fixed it.
fredgiblet
Bought a toilet seat from Amazon, spent the next month getting advertisements for toilet seats.
Grankotte
holy crap!
Turbolibros
dieselfury
Interesting. Tell me more about Raycon and Raid Shadow Legends
whiskeyandleggings
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE
Rubbertje
That is the AI algorithm for you. Hate it too. YouTube doesn't even suggest the channels that I'm subscribed to.
johnvictor
Watch a video on Hitler, fills your feed with neo-nazi bullshit.
poppafluff
Remember, their algorithms serve them, not you. You are their product.
JBRINXSY
I firmly believe if you are charged in any type of crime while making a YouTube video you should get banned from all future submissions.
JBRINXSY
Or if you wasted a cops time while doing a prank or whatever.
ilsalta
Did it leave you unhinged?
visinedrops78
I bought a gamecube from Ebay and now, for some reason, I'm an aficionado of Gamecube Controllers.
GreenGnome1
I was shopping for a ‘vibrating watch’ (silent alarm) on ebay, now i get dildo recommendations
TheGreatMrHaad
I like and subscribe to youtubers that specifically dont ask for likes and subs.
funkysquirrel
This old tony gets a free pass on that one, since he's subtle about it.
slotheroll
Don't forget to ASSAULT THAT LIKE BUTTON
makingmywaydowntownsteppedinglassbleedingfastandimdeadnowbanana
Absolutely obliterate that like button guys, rain down glorious napalm on that like button, yell your favourite deity and dive bomb guys!!!
Icantgoogle
That made me crhinge
SherMattLockSmith
People shit on this, but youtubers hate having to do it, but their metrics show that when they say it, they get more likes and subs
TheGriffin
Go after that like button as if you're the man Donald and it's Ivankaaaa
TheGriffin
Oh god I think writing that gave me an aneurysm
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
Stanistani
You will be invited to join some mailing lists. Choose wisely: your future hinges upon which one you sign up for. You may become unhinged.
w00tberrypie
God damnit. +1
Stanistani
'Hingefluencers' is still the best tho.
Stanistani
Do not watch a video about cat exercise wheels. Your ads will be for a particular cat wheel for months.
straha242
I have rigorously trained my youtube to what I want to see on the front page. Random browsing or opening links always go in incognito mode.
splain
Same. It's a hassle when I'm on mobile but I still do it.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY YOUTUBE PREMIUM FREE FOR 1 MONTH?
Copperbrat
Spent a week shopping around online trying to find the best blender. Find and buy it. After it arrives, nothing but blender ads on my feed.
darkwing42101
IKR, I watched a video about the Blizzard/Hong Kong situation and now have a sea of Anti-SJW videos recommended. Makes no sense.
darkwing42101
Youtube's recommendation algorithm sucks.
Lots43
Me: This was an amusing video game video. YouTube: HERE'S SOME NAZIS! AND WEIRD ELSEGATE SHIT!
TacTheScribbler
This is why I much prefer a written description. I can skim it quick and get the info I need. Videos are usually a waste of my time.
HelpfulCorn
+1 I feel this way about the news as well as company information. Send me the transcript
TacTheScribbler
I still do this with any mandatory training presented to me: click the video transcript and read it, then move on. XD
frischcode
Dear Amazon, I replaced one (broken) toilet seat in my house. I have not embarked upon a new hobby of collecting toilet seats. Thank you.
dontrike
I bought a microwave last November and Google still thinks I need to know the top 10 microwaves with a new article every week.
RoostieJDio
Dear Amazon, I've already paid for Prime fuck off with forced adverts for Prime when I'm trying to watch my shows.
Torontrepreneur
Dear u2be ads: I don’t need u to show me “clear your criminal record for life!” ads just cuz I googled “how to dispose of corpse”!
sjs260563
Dear Amazon, I just bought a $1500 gaming PC, I don't need anymore
ProjectKurtz
Don't lie, there are always more upgrades
mrbellek
Dear Amazon, I searched for "urine recipes" as a joke, once. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP RECOMMENDING ME THESE HORRORS
Twrecks123
Dear amazon, I just bought this book. You don’t need to send me 3 emails a week suggesting I might like this to buy this book I already own.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Dear Amazon, don't. Just, don't. I already gave you money, and I already regret it, stop recommending me 55 gallon drums of sexual lubricant
ThomasThundersword
well once you’ve bought the 3+ft dildo they just start making assumptions. (look up moby on amazon, not the book)
jotchy
Oh, but once you start it’s an addictive hobby!
frischcode
Even so, my current needs are met. And the girlfriend nixed the idea of using them as objet d'art. Or giving them as Christmas presents.
jotchy
Shame, but to each their own
ladyfromthemountains
Dear Jeff Bezos, please donate some of your excruciatingly abundant wealth to the BLM movement or Covid relief, maybe pay your workers more
WeirdStealth
Dude I looked for some leggings for my GF one time, ONE FREAKING TIME! And now Amazon is like "HEY! HERE'S SOME WOMEN'S LEGGINGS FOR YOU!"
WeirdStealth
And when I actually buy several rolls of 3D printing filament, not a single ad or email saying "HEY! Look at this neat filament!"
w00tberrypie
*wants a single video game hint* WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE!? IT'S MOMMASBOY6969 HERE WITH ANOTHER /EXCITING/ TIP FROM-" forums it is.
Darpon
I wish there were more video game vids like this. 12 seconds long, straight to the point, no BS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SARs6R6RXv8
eggmuffin
The Wadsworth Constant is your friend.
bongles
I was buying speakers for a home theater setup, https://youtu.be/QDl42eaAZ2M?list=TLPQMTgwNjIwMjD6QEuadjuxOw First 3 seconds
TairaMai
My god, I shouldn't have clicked on that...
Vortex153
They get monetized by the length of time people watched, so longer videos = more money.
BluePaladin42
GameFAQs has never let me down yet.
DingusMajoris
BE SURE TO POUND THE LIKE BUTTON AND HIT SUBSCRIBE FOR GREAT CONTENT! AND DON'T FORGET TO RING THE BELL HAHA. SHOUT OUT TO MY SPONSOR...
petpet3d
Always search for "no commentary" when looking up video games
Thephedora
It's hell when it's an hour long an "hey guys I may play this other game to I dont know sniff I'm a little sick and grainy video."
Shpadoinkleman
GameFAQs.com is my go-to.
CandidGamera
What, you actually sat through the 45sec+ intro of stock CGI letters and crosshairs flying around with the "whoosh" sound to form the logo?
TylerWarranty
Looking for a build on D2 since I havent played in ~15 years. All I need are point allocations not a 20 minute video with strats and yelling
AukyOH
RDO for daily challenges: if you DONT want that, check out DirtyTyler
McGreed
Man, video tutorials can be useful for some things, but damn I prefer text tutorials with pictures instead.
skolyr
Don't forget the overproduced animated intro with unnecessarily loud EDM music.
Ventorath
That's not super common anymore is it? Mostly just younger teenagers spending $5 on a shitty intro generator service or something?
TairaMai
ME: Let me watch this vid. Youtube: *loud EDM/Techo plays, walls shake*
skolyr
There is one I actually enjoy. Some might recognize it: https://youtu.be/_oAC_s6mcDM
MadameMoribundae
Kevin McLeod is always my got to.
AnythingMuchShorter
I looked up a video on using an embroidery machine and it had an intro like that.
MaxieMooo
Very fitting to the content i imagine
necroticon
Look, don't be crampin Grandma's style. She's got a license to ill.
Snooj
And find the forum thread with nine people who have your exact same problem asking for help. Posted in 2015. No answers.
Denvercoder09
Denvercoder09?
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
What did you see?! (Ref for those that want it: https://xkcd.com/979/)
DarkUranium
I'll give you one worse: "Nevermind, fixed it."
Snooj
Posted by [Account deleted].
ThanosWasNotWrong
FUCK lol