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whooooohhh guys! Lets see if this works- send me pics of your tentacles! Or beards that works also.
Feb 16, 2016 8:19 PM
pwnz805
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whooooohhh guys! Lets see if this works- send me pics of your tentacles! Or beards that works also.
GetSchwifty
Huh. Human music. I like it.
tripoliwarrior
Been past there. That dark spot off to the left is probably the spawning pools.
CuriousAndIntimateBadger
We also boast a wide variety of places to absorb your meals...
stja
And absolutely no roof in our fine town is occupied by a Shoggoth.
MrAwful
Mayor is Ted Cruz. I swear, look at the way he stands. http://ironmikemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cruz-206-062713-1024x631.jpg
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
As a fellow human person, I find him highly relatable. He understands me and my human problems.
Histrionical
He inserts into his lower cloth layer of decency one extremity at a time, just like the rest of us.
AirborneBrian
It looks so small, so... puny
AetherMcLoud
Population: YES
cristocanyon
this is my favorite one
rubbarz
No hentai, no deal.
pwnz805
cthulhu is watching you
Cirivello
Our radios play " Human Music "
laufox
it plays...Human League :p
CaptainCaptObvious
our favorite song is "Like humans do" by David Byrne
JimyDickgun
Beep boop Bing. Beep boop Bing
GenevaTheUnicorn
My many anacondas do not want any unless you have something to contribute.
Chrichelle
Huh. Human music... I like it!
graehall
It makes me hungry for apples!
MermaidLeggings
MY MAN!
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
"Yes!"
Cropsmack
Lookin' good!
nikkinicoleann
That's in Missouri! I've always wanted on of the road signs to there. But that's ILLEGAL for some reason.
CorrectingIncorrectly
I DROVE PAST THERE LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
You need to find a more efficient route to school.
GnarlyVomit
Go look at this place on Google Street view. It's so sketchy.
jiffyrocks
Am I the only one who read testicles?
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
i was for the first 10 times reading... i didnt get it
cliojayne
No you are not
Deeaitchpee
That's a nice plot to a tv show. A whole village of aliens, who just try to fit in. Coneheads 2.
andaberrant
Guys. Missouri is messed up. There's an Earth City, MO. Look it up, I'll wait.
pwnz805
so is the whole state potentially a cover-up service for extraterrestrials?
WapGoblin
Finally a Gamegrumps reference on the FP
close2heaven
Most amusing ha ha ha, proceed with next humor capsule, maybe a black one this time
ZedaZ80
No really, I've been there and there's only like three tentacles at most. Probably five.
EricAndEmily
...and now people music
erkmanastan
Used to live near there. Escaped.
YoSoyMilk
See our many human domiciles where our human families hibernate
QuantumCatYT
https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots
robertfkennedy
THATS WHERE I FREAKING LIVE!
TurtleMan1252
I live in Stockton!!!
UncivilizedEngie
Are you a human?
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Do you or your immediately neighbourhood contain any tentacles.
Chaos2183
Welcome to the end... The Worlds End!
bronzespark
Humansville population uhhh humans
VitaminJay
This message brought to you by the Sheriff's Secret Police.
pwnz805
YES
pwnz805
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
DontGoInTheDogPark
GIVE PRAISE!
VitaminJay
Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.
bronzespark
As you can see we have wide variety of human meal like. ....... Food and............and..... Drink
pwnz805
i like you you're funny i wish i could give you moe green shineys
DoctorNerdyPants
No joke, my grandma lives here! Been there many times & I have to say, it's boring as fuck. Absolutely nothing to do, middle of nowhere.
pwnz805
i mean i do have my suspicions this whole town is a laundering setup absolutely no offense to your grandmother.
DoctorNerdyPants
I wouldn't be surprised. Like I said, there's nothing there, it's pretty sad.
DoctorNerdyPants
Also, Neil Gaiman mentions it in American Gods. Most exciting fun fact about Humansville, MO.
pwnz805
OMG i love that book how did i miss that!
DoctorNerdyPants
It's just a brief mention, Shadow passes through it (been a few years since I read it, can't remember the specifics).
pwnz805
SUPER COOL i should reread i won this thing hehe
pwnz805
i mean own
ThePillowman
WE ENJOY HUMAN MEALS AND REFRESHMENTS, NOT LIKE A ZOGNOID.
Annacaza
THAT COMMENT WAS ENJOYABLE TO MY HUMAN FACE
Jason11235
From where I live in Springfield MO you have to pass the Carpet Barn and the Little Sac and Dry Sac rivers to get here.
Jason11235
I think I know what part of a Human Humansville was named after...
Domadingdongdimadome
I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE!
Branimation
I read this in Arins voice haha so fucking good!
DontGoInTheDogPark
THIS IS GREAT HUMAN MUSIC, IT IS ENJOYABLE TO MY HUMAN EARS
twinly92
AND NOT MY ANTENNAE!
srsgiraffe
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/17/95/0c/17950cef4a3eba1ead5dd83110541f30.gif
jetl0cke
A ZOGNOID WOULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS TO BE THE TOP COMMENT, LIKE I DID!
Kingmal
GRAB ME A DRINK. I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME FLORGLESNAP JUICE... UH, I MEAN WATER! YES, THIS WATER IS AS CLEAN AS THE LAKES OF PERSEON X52!
arealapple
glogrot. stop. they don't know what that is.
Kingmal
[whispering] "They have Perseon X52. That's on Earth right?" "They don't know it, it's a planet." "UH... I MEAN THE LAKES OF MILWAUKEE."
PapaJonsPizza
Omg i was hoping someone would have made this GG reference.
Selfieswithdogs
You guys are so talented at silliness
Kokomeeps
and if they stop talking about coats.. FUCKING. PANIC.
sanders1004
+1 for all the Grmps references!
liliputian7
normally I don't like referential humour but this one's smart, underused, and fresh, so I'll pass it
TheFrodo2
YO LISTEN UP
Ivalicenyan
"Why are you guys talking like that?" -Barry in the future
RangerSloth
NOBODY LIKES A ZOGNOID
Harkoan
Yeah, fuck those zogs
LurkurNoLongur
#ZogLivesMatter
BuzzkillCommenter
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
ThatGuyWithPureSwag
WHAT BE YOUR FAVORITE ASSORTMENT OF SOUNDS THAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR LISTENING HOLES NOT-ZOGNOID?
NSFWFavourites
Nice coat! UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH
tachikaze316
What if your coat was suede? I mean REALLY suede? UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH
ToeNaiil
If they stop talking about coats FREAK THE FUCK OUT
WavesAreCrashing
Que Paso es coat?!!
ILoveyou5ever
Danny and Arin have helped me through some dark times, I learned how to chill out thanks to Dan
WavesAreCrashing
Que Paso es coat?!!
BetaWolfOcho
Si! Si! Si!
DaMinah1337
Nice username
NSFWFavourites
UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH
testzero
If Earth used the same naming conventions of Equestria.
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Cringe-estria...
maremen
I drove by this town once, the first thing I thought is 'Hey, it's the town from Equestria Girls."
DireWolf505
Heh, truth.
katychla
Hey I got that reference! ...aww I got that reference...
testzero
Well, it's pretty impossible to avoid ponies on the internet, so you're bound to absorb something through osmosis.
katychla
Plus it's a good show. I'm not even going to make an excuse, it's cute and happy with good story. A grown ass woman can still enjoy cartoons
QueenCousland
I'm right there with you.
JennaTools
Missouri? We also have Licking, Devil's Elbow, Butts, and Knob Lick.
TielKiri
In Texas we have places like Rome and Paris.
JennaTools
We have a Paris too! And a Cuba. Ha!
mongo2291
Don't forget tightwad
hobojoe
don't forget Peculiar
SirWellsy
Woo Missouri! We also have Mexico and Cabool
JennaTools
Shit I forgot there's also a town called Earth City.
RyanKyojiri
Ohio has Blue Ball
TRiCKYTOAST3R
And Shell Knob...my home town.
Willofthewild
Grew up in Cassville baby! Will, my son, I have finally found you lurking on the vast sea of imgur!
TRiCKYTOAST3R
You son of a bitch....
Willofthewild
sVenGhalie
Check out to Big Bone Lick state park (Kentucky)
saucefordipping29
Yeah has to be missouriah
JennaTools
Every time someone says it like that I want to slap them. Ugh.
saucefordipping29
Haha, yeah i know. Born and raised in Missouri or misery.
JennaTools
Me too! I love it here though.
saucefordipping29
No doubt about that i can't wait for spring and all the pretty colors come back to the Ozarks
TheRadarTechnicianMatt
I think so. A bit north of Bolivar if I'm correct.
Jason11235
That you are.
TrogdordaBurninator
My family is from that area. A bit of home is there for me.
illegalacorn
Licking! 20 miles from my birthplace
derekchappy
Houston?
derekchappy
Houston?
illegalacorn
And where might you be from?
derekchappy
Went to high school in Willow Springs. Now I live in KC.
illegalacorn
Cool, I have a brother in KC and was thinking of moving there myself.