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Jan 26, 2017 3:58 AM
Mrbrown512
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scuber
35 Sucks between Dallas and Denton too
Zforce95
Probably the same way you can't insult your way to the Presidency.
XChado
Its going to be like the Berlin wall all over again...
neil137
a large portion has already been built
LightsintheskY
Orr Waco to Fort Worth. Forever under construction
Dafreeman
As someone who lives in Austin, this is so true. Never ending construction.
EverythingsTheWorst
As another who lives in Austin, I back this up. The MoPac project is like 2 years over already. And 35...well that's just satan's anus.
smittywjmj
People keep moving here, that's why. Stop, go back to where you came from. Nothing's set up to support this much growth this fast.
ericthegreat454
CAN ATTEST! I LIVE IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN, AND IT SUCKS ASSSSS!
WagTheHeart
I read this and cried because of how true it was.
irritabletom
Don't even get me started on Mopac.
echlamba
M t e
WanderingWillowofAtx
Such. A. Nightmare
DemonicPossum
Don't a lot of illegal immigrants come over on planes? That wall better be tall af
savageworld
Not exactly an argument for the wonders of the Federal government.
Spikelf
Shots fired. Asking the real questions
Iforgetmyusernameeasily
Prefabricated walls?
LLCoolBeans
But then we have to ship them across Texas' unfinished road system.
fuck123456789
lets take all the money from the border wall and put it into our D- Infrastructure
Dmoney14
I-35 in North Fort Worth alone has been an on going project since before I was even born. I literally just turned 33 as of today!
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OmegaMudkipz
Fuck that construction, it's half of my drive home in time but a tenth of the distance
violamaster94
Don't get me started on 183!
Drewcas
Lanes within lanes
violamaster94
Exits that are 5 miles long!
comehomefransbrauder
35 in dfw; 45 in houston. under constant construction. CONSTANT!!
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
290 is pretty bad too. There's never not Bullshit going on on 290
steveofthejungle
Is no one going to talking about what a wall will do ecologically to animals that migrate across that area? We have oceleots breeding 1/2
steveofthejungle
In the US for the first time in a long time now, and this'll fuck it up. Also *Ocelots. 2/2
Mrbrown512
Maybe they should wait and do it legally like everyone else
lazysombrero
Priorities Texan, by priorities
muaddweeb
Caves and tunneling.
TacoFox
Don't forget how Texas had decided it was better to turn some roads into gravel roads because we lack the money to maintain our highways.
SaudadeOfSunday
Finally some one said. Please for the love of God, add a third lane. Makes my weekends hell ....
rawrtigerblood
Too real. Hate driving to Austin.
ThisLooksLikeAPenis
As someone who travels i35 to and from work every day... please finish i35 first.
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
It's been 20 years and they haven't even finished Mopac!
wellembalmed
Can't wait for the backlash for roads and bridges going to shit with all federal funds building the wall.
Thereminista
And federal funds for throwing good money after bad when Trump wrecks the government machine. WE are the source of those federal funds.
DoctorMeoww
I'm sorry but how much do you think this wall is going to cost? Enough where we don't have money for anything else? lol
wellembalmed
We don't have money for anything else as is. Maybe if we had a strict flat percentage tax for everyone. Billionaires included.
JustCallMeJazzHands
There's a $1 trillion infrastructure bill in the making, but all we know about it is the cost. That's typically a bad sign.
DarthFutuza
Doesn't have to be if they use the military budget to do it (and don't expand that budget using other funding). I'd rather see it fail tho.
Ryebread91
We'll just drive on the side of the wall then!
wellembalmed
Trump presidency leads to hoverboard technology. Finally.
MalaRosh
Where we're going we don't need roads
dweadpiewitwobbits
Mad Max still needed roads.
mizcs
isn't most of the border basically a "natural wall" in that most people that try to cross it die before they make it?
grammarfairy
Not as much the Texas part, but everything between New Mexico and California for sure.
Spikelf
Not really and the desert parts they install water fountains so people don't die trying to cross
minabear
A good chunk of it is
grammarfairy
Not as much the Texas part, but everything between New Mexico and California for sure.
FatForYou
I don't know about "most"
EnergyFiend
He wants to build a wall for the parts that do not already have fencing or natural barriers. So like 1/2 the total mileage. Still asinine.
ByThePowerofCommonSense
No one knows what goes on in his dyed head but he has stated he wants it across the full border
RabbiShmuley
Yes, it's called the Rio Grande River.
Lurkenstine
that would be closer to a moat
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
There are times when you just need a bigger moat
JoeBobBriggs
The way they contract the work out leaves no incentive to get it done on time. Source: my uncle who own a rd construction company in TX.
RV49
Serious question here. What's the difference between the big wall/fence with barbed wire on top, and trump's wall?
ANotSoMomentaryTrip
Ima go with like 20ish or more feet of solid concrete
TacoFox
About Tree-Fiddy
ilovemyboobs
Think Berlin Wall.
TheManyFacedDog
The Berlin Wall was across a single city, and it was the armed guards that secured it, not specifically the concrete.
RV49
The pictures I've seen show a pretty formidable wall and fence already. Maybe that's only for a short distance and the rest is chainlink?
ilovemyboobs
majority of the wall that is currently there is fence, and even nothing at all. Its a lot of land out in the middle of fucking no where.
RV49
Gotcha. Thanks.
jcow1995
But people usually just come over via plane and overstay their visas. Right? How would a wall help?
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It wouldn't, the wall helps for the millions of people who don't do that.
BathTubGinger
A wall high enough to prevent air traffic.....
Naiirita
Thats only about 30%. the other 70% comes from walking or driving.
Imhereforthelurking
Switch the numbers around, and you're on point.
Naiirita
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424127887323916304578404960101110032
DrivebyViktum
I got an idea! We'll conscript illegal aliens to finish it , then charge Mexico for the labor!
SirChadwellHeath
Simpson's did it using the Ogdenvillites (except the payment bit) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_to_Homerica
peppergurl12
And then have the Mexicans pay us back in Alternative Pesos.
LordNoodles
Prison labor? We're at an all time high right? Keep em working so they're too tired to plot a reasonable escape, that's what an old man said
sobermoose
Tax Mexico's imports? Lolol
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Didn't Springfield do that to the Ogdenvillians?
BrayerIncognito
You wish! Trump has already said the US tax payer is paying for the wall and that Mexico will pay the money back in other complicated ways.
JosAngelGONZO
In which the Mexican president responded that they're fine without the US help anymore and that they're are not going to pay.
ChickenFingerFingers
And gas them if they don't build it, reich?
awkwardmoment
It was tired 4 years ago. Give the national socialism thing a rest.
Foxsayy
What?
awkwardmoment
The national-socialism schtick. It's not credible anymore. They used it on Romney who according to his enemies is the nicest guy in politics
Foxsayy
I'm not really sure what you're talking about… Maybe you could explain?
deonizm
Immigrants paying immigrants to help immigrants stop immigrants from immigrating.
photog
Sadly this is exactly what's going to happen. It's all contract work and I hope those workers will refuse to build it.
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Don't hold your breath on that one lol
DurendaI
I've seen mere children do more for less in Ciudad Juárez. :(
DarthFutuza
One of the many advantages to becoming an expansive conquering empire: slaves!
DarthFutuza
Sorry I forgot...you have to use sarcasm tags when you're on the internet, because people think you're serious. :/
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"Every person who's not from Africa is an immigrant"
ireallycantthinkofanythingoriginal
Nah, I think after a few thousand years you can be considered native.
Hetuni
I'm pretty sure it should just be where you're born, and had been raised, but that's just me.
DrivebyViktum
The best " Yo dawg i heard you like..." meme yet.
HAPPYMEOWS
Do it
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yo dawg, I heard you hated immigrants. So I got immigrants to pay other immigrants to help immigrants stop other immigrants from immigrating
realtorboi
Meme it up!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
That was exactly 140 characters, I feel so proud!
Mefi91
Greetings from Germany. We have knowledge in building a wall ;) We can help!
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
You have knowledge in lots of things Trump and his supporters would love.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
If you're referring to the berlin wall, that was the Russians, not the Germans.
stardenker
But don't ask us if you're trying to build an airport.
Sm9yCg
There are already lots of former east german specialists working in the southern region of the US of A.
TosokTheRodentHunter
lol whoever said Germans dont have a sense of humour, clearly has never encountered one
zeitelement
also don't let Hasselhoff get too close to the wall once it's finished
ShinyMatador
He's been looking for freedom. And he got it.
PsychopompGecko
I dunno. I wouldn't hassle the hoff over it.
geiokami
Let's make this clear, we want a wall not an oven.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
I thought Americans loved Mexican food?
DarthFutuza
I do like me some fried burritos.
Krzyjoe
Meh, yours fell down. I've heard the Chinese are pretty great at it though.
HermeneuticalQuandary
A line then from the French?
vanian
they only build shitty walls that those dam mongorians break down tho
vanian
http://4.images.southparkstudios.com/blogs/southparkstudios.com/files/2014/05/0611_mongolian.jpg?quality=0.8
Aardvarkius
I'm pretty sure Brandon the Builder trumped yours with his.
dinklebot2000
Texas is going to need to be a lot colder to build a 700 foot tall magical wall of ice.
VonKarnstein
Eh, not really: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Wall_of_China#Condition
barbaavis
Hadrian was the real wallwizard
PGTipsMonkeh
Unlucky mate, that ones not doing too great either
Aedrabani
Ok, but we all know Theodosius was the greatest, right?