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How I imagine the people at r/food (I still love them)
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Jarvace
i relate to nr #40 so hard
MohAki1
Awwww. Go out make some friends!
zachleedogg
"matte black" you heathen!
MohAki1
Hahaha
Programname
#50 hit home...
JasonThorn
Plot twist: They are there for you to see to punish you for being a lowdown thief.
AkLonewolf
sorry for the small penis :(
ShotGaming
PS: Magnum condoms are not that bigger than normal condoms, it's a marketing/male sensitivity thing. It's not like it's going to fall off
LMeire
It absolutely will fall off if you restrict the bloodflow, that's why stuff like viagra have warnings about 4 hours.
OmiMichelle
Many of these are directly off this week's features from ifunny. Not sure if they came from there to here or vice versa; Too lazy to check.
MohAki1
I have many sources and yes they ebb and flow. I see many of the memes in my dumps elsewhere or the full dump itself! 1/2
MohAki1
A guy from eBaum's world copied my dumps, so I decided to set up camp there too! Lol http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/profile/MohAki1/
belovedmadman
#13 doesn't even make sense, it says 'how many do you have' not 'what do you have'
Flyndaran
So lonely he lost the ability to parse basic sentence structure.
theyar
#41, bullshit, you changed "generic anyperson" to "person wearing skirt." Calling that gender equality is more sexist than not.
FullMetalBitch
A lot of crosswalks have dudes in hats but it still silly to change it to a woman just make it generic
itsbre
But who's to say it's a guy? Women wear pants too.
theyar
Yeah you don't even have to get into the complexities of trans to realize that "put it in a skirt, ay?" is such a sad attempt at equality.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
I thought it was a kilt.
DonaldSossamon
44
emmalilly
???????? ????
ROBOTvsMAN
#44 is actually the Dunning-Kruger Effect
emmalilly
I do not know what this means. ???? I will have to look this up, and learn something.???? Like a jerk.
TheManWithTheGoldenGut
#33 bunny evolved wings. That's how evolution works, right? Checkmate christians.
SHiNiXiA
No. Bunny's friend, the hawk, carried him for faster transportation. Lil bunny is running late already.
HerbPicotte
Sign shows it was a cat, not a bunny... Good riddance....
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
They got us, guys. Time to pack up and go home. It's over.
walkingtallmachinegunman
Thats how it worked in the movie splice. Instantaneous evolution forced by necessity.
StAnonymous
That movie was fuckin' weird.
The22ndDoctor
There was no bunny at all. An owl was extraordinarily tired, so landed and walked into the forest.
Pishposhbingbong
Nah. That's where it got its angel wings and ascended to bunny heaven where it'll be given its harp, halo and assigned a cloud by admin.
SomeCrazyNerd
Checkmate, atheists!
hodorgoestomordor
Nah... that's where his friend the hawk dropped him off and he hopped away.
FsImgur
Found the optimist.
hodorgoestomordor
Funny you say that... I'm not a doctor and I don't know shit about eyes.
Tkeleth
JESUS CHRIST THIS COMMENT CHAIN IS PURE GOLD
nashpotato
How much storage does he get though? That bunny doesn't want to pay an absurd amount for his 1TB of data
Katateochi
"assigned a cloud by admin", sounds like what happens when you sign up to use Amazon Web Services.
TypicalGayMan
Nah, that's where it grew wings and descended into the depths of hell, as there's no wind marks around the wings, it obviously went down.
DankS0uls
I don't think beards will ever be that cringed. They've been pretty consistent since the dawn of humanity.
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
yeah real talk, put a neckbeard next to those bottom two guys & it'll look just as cringe. Doesn't work when guys are fairly attractive
eetsumkaus
beards won't. The whole get up might be later though (Slicked hair, slim suit, beard). If you make fun it now, they'll make fun of it later
JamesSidhe
I agree there are certain periods where fashions are more timeless looking. They may not be in fashion always but they will return regularly
OrwellWhatever
The top left might be cringed because of the hair on top, but, the top right, we've had presidents who looked like that. It's a good look.
walkingtallmachinegunman
I really dont think the hair style on the right will either. Its now a fuckboy indicator but its been around since the 20s.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
been around long before that
RelartOfGivia
Yup, this meme was made by a facial folically impared boy.
TheCommissar
The beard on its own isn't the problem, nor is it the hair. It's the beard, hair, and clothes all together. The guy on the right wears it
TheCommissar
all well, though.
Miramooke
Well so has hair
Miramooke
I mean, not much difference between a mullet and regular long hair, and yet...
illustratorgirl
It's not the beards it is the combination of beard and "arty" hair. Urban lumberjack or something.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Not hipster neck beards and *magic* hair. Nope. I have had a beard for thirty years, and it never looked like either of these.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
preach
BreadyStinellis
Magic hair?
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
That stuff that looks just *perfectly* messed up. Perfectly untidy. Unmoveably windblown. Magic.
Lonehoof
#1 Am i the only one who does not find super red lipstick physically attractive in any way?
IALWAYSUPVOTESAUCE
You are not +1
rockyhorrorisme
Then you probably shouldn't wear it
RoutemasterFlash
Nope. But that is a group that does not include me.
RoutemasterFlash
OK, I probably have a bit of a fetish.
passapasage
#10 there's actually three people there. you can see the third person's hand on the lady's shoulder.
Flyndaran
Imagine being such a third wheel, that you get ignored even in meme form.
MohAki1
Lmfao
butzlightbeer
That pizza looks gross. I's want gloves too.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
"Meme dump", starts with a picture that has nothing to do with memes.
SixHundredThousandBees
It is a meme.
MohAki1
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
How is it a meme? Also #3 is just a shittily cropped and edited scene from a show, how is it a meme? Meme is a running, evolving joke.
Miramooke
Such whining.
TheDuke0fHazzard
cerpintaxt475
"Meme" seems to be catching up to "ironic" as the most misused word in the English language.
9inety9ine
I don't need food to survive. I need them juicy memes.
MohAki1
I hear you. Come back for Moh
FullMetalBitch
#46 might have eczema on his hands. I had to put steroid cream and gloves on for like a month. Or he has hepatitis
grinner
#41 Empowering. Isn't the stick figure just a universal "person" sign? Like basic human proportions in a shape that is suggesting movement.
Flyndaran
No, the only generic human is an obviously male figure, you feminazi! /S Butthurt people love complaining about how they don't care.
GuardsmanMiku
generic human/male = stickman. woman = stickman with dress.
GoliathSkittles
Fucking exactly, it's a got damn stick figure, it doesn't have a dick swinging between it's legs or tits off its chest, it's the most basic>
GoliathSkittles
GoliathSkittles
< it doesn't have a gender, age, race, sexual orientation, political view. God damn it makes me mad that money got wasted on this bullshit.
BigChefDog
#17 that kidnapper didn't want Jesus
DanFranzen
It's like Orwell said: Two bras baaaad, four bras goooood.
emmalilly
+1!
emmalilly
Wow srsly, no one else got this one?!? Watch Archer, for f**k's sake!!!! Or at least read your junior high AP English list!!!
therealVexed
#9 DIDNT say it was the same day foo ;p
Ensano
#40 assumes that all women wear a dress. Isn't that a stereotypical gender bias?
The22ndDoctor
I know you meant #41, but you're still wrong: http://imgur.com/emak9me
Ensano
The22ndDoctor
http://imgur.com/9DieIRQ
Kkatgotyourtongue
you win
Ensano
Nvm #41
FullMetalBitch
Maybe it's just someone with really big hips, or one of those crazy spare tires that don't reach the legs so they look like an ice cream
Iamhedonismbot
That nun one fucked me up a little bit
ballsohard2202
Are you by chance jaden smith?
Iamhedonismbot
How can I be one person when we're all people?
InformationAndSourceGuy
40 got me in a real bad spot
eetsumkaus
my problem is that a lot of girls have found me interesting, but by virtue of finding me interesting, I have concluded that they are insane
MohAki1
Lol
kissmyassets
#40
InformationAndSourceGuy
I should have included that, thanks
IridescentLotus
#8 I mean, I see the same level of talent across the row here
babybirch
Agreed.
SwedishRationalist
Yeah, all that image tells me is that Grammys are completely fucking meaningless.
IsThisEvenImportant
No. You can hate Kanye coz he's an asshole all you want. Coz he is. But the dude is talented. The most talented part of Kim is Yeezy's dick.
IridescentLotus
Hey, they turned nothing into a full out billion dollar label - Her mom is business savvy, they all probably are
SwedishRationalist
Talented at what though? Writing bad lyrics and rapping them badly?
badabootz
lmao #2.... do you expect a pity party or something? How about you try to rebuild them instead of making a meme about it fool.
MohAki1
Hi! Wanna be friends ???????????????? lololol
Kkatgotyourtongue
We're a generation of memers, we meme all our problems and flaws fool
Scytail
#27 is definitely take. The handwriting is legible
MohAki1
Lmfao
heystopit2
#42 the 2015th day of the 3rd month of the 15th year. good
heystopit2
2017th*
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
EU date format. If you use this format for folder naming, or for repo checkout naming, they sort properly by name order. Makes sense.
gobbo
*ISO 8601 date format. EU mostly uses DD/MM/YYYY with various delimiters.
StatmanIbrahimovic
Love a good ISO
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
I stand corrected. I thought it was the genius of Europe that choose that format, not ISO. Thanks for the correction.
SpringToMyWinter
#7 maybe she has really big boobs and is wearing multiple bras to support them.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
If she has big boobs, then that means she's too stupid to find out about the many companies that actually makes good bras for big boobs.
CNNBRFIINF
Pretty sure it's one bra and two camisoles and/or tank tops
DROlD
I like the optimism. Keep it!
convixion0
Some spaghetti strap shirts have bra-like adjustible straps, and since women's clothes are so thin that you have to layer, it might be that.
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illustratorgirl
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0721/2423/products/CS-011-JADE3.jpeg?v=1440460534
AngryHobo69
I assumed it was a woman writing that she has trust issues with her man because there are chicks out there with tits so big they need 3 bras
BeebopStar3
What about tank top straps we can remove one set....
SeekerOfUnrustlement
There's some serious tank top research going on in this thread fellas.
DiastaticPower
Maybe she has more than one boobs!
Foxofkaos
Maybe it's boobs, maybe it's beer? https://www.amazon.com/Smuggle-Your-Booze-Floppy-Flasks/dp/B00DUKGNLW
Tkeleth
Maybe she has 6 boobs but wears 3 normal bras?
twfeline
Really. Big. Boobs.
thedogemperorofmankind
maybe she just went and bought two new bras and didn't want to have to carry a little bag while transporting them home
jol1nar
or maybe she stole them
thedogemperorofmankind
maybe someone else stole them and planted them on her
LordStarkillerHimself
This could be accurate if this were skyrim
K0ko
I had a friend who had size G boobs. She had to wear multiple sport bras for the support.
Refmylife
I had a friend with ZZ boobs
BreadyStinellis
Sports bras, yes. I always wear 2. But not a regular bra. That would just make them look bigger.
TheDenogginator
Well G-whiz!
referenced
As someone with size G boobs, there's stores that carry that size why not just get one good bra? I don't understand that
K0ko
I'm not entirely sure why? She always just told me that
BreadyStinellis
I'd have to drive 2 hrs to find a store that carried those sizes. Their bras start at around $75 for a sports bra.
washi
I'm an H, and I have a hard time finding physical stores in my size. Have to order online instead, and a lot of places have poor return(1/2)
washi
(2/2)policies. I can totally understand not wanting to deal with it and just wearing two bras instead.
PolkaPisteFi
What country are you from?
Angylika
This. Also with how makers do different sizes, scared to buy online.
Flyndaran
Dear lord. With how much small bras cost, you must need to take out a loan to get a new one.
referenced
I usually stock up when there are sales. $30-$60 when not on sale though
KireinaKurishii
Assuming it's winter since they're wearing thick clothing it's probably multiple tank tops. That what I do.
Znayx
...Sweater. Hood or no hood, wear something thick. Thin shirt under, warm shirt over, winter coat over that. Simple layers.
KireinaKurishii
Light layers cause one second it's cold and another it's unbearable
Znayx
Nah, just have your warm layer be a shirt with a zipper you can leave open when you need a little cooling.
Rip901
Do tank tops have those little plastic pieces?
umcats
Yep
KireinaKurishii
Yes
KireinaKurishii
It's to adjust the straps
twfeline
Wut?
ColoradoGirrl
Layers is the name of the game. Keeps heat in better and if you're 2 hot you just take 1 or 2 off. And it looks cute so bonus.
eetsumkaus
layers are fashion's gift to poor fashionistas. Boring clothes? Layer! Voila, fashionable!
ColoradoGirrl
Or the top shit is too risqué with the tank ;)
eetsumkaus
so wait...is there a reason why you choose another tank top specifically as a layer instead of, say a shirt or long sleeve?
SkyeDreamers
Women's clothing (in my person experience) is often tighter around the arms too, making fabric bunch up easily, or restricts arm movements.
KireinaKurishii
Well I live in a desert so majority of my clothes are light and I have a lot of tank tops to begin with so it's less noticeable.
Flyndaran
Desert means dry not hot. Antarctica is the largest desert on earth.
KireinaKurishii
Winter happens even in the desert..
AnusCookie
Just think of all that extra fabric under your arm. It would be annoying
VagisilToothpaste
But then my tits would be all sweaty and my arms would still be cold due to lack of layers on them as well.
Refmylife
Youre overthinking this
eetsumkaus
nah. It's a yes or no answer, I just want to give people the benefit of the doubt
KeeleonOhms
This exchange entirely sums up the difference between men and women. "Im cold" "put on a sweater?" "Dont overanalyze me".
BurgerNippz
This is it.. The final explanation
Mycatsnores
I always wear at leat one tank top under my clothes. Again women's clothes are thin, it helps cover my bra line when wearing tighter clothes
Tondalayo25
Tank tops are less bulky and tighter fitting. If you did a bunch of shirts in the same manner you'd look like a blob.
Flyndaran
I'm not skinny, but don't look blobbish when I had to wear three shirts this last winter. Being male means I'm not hyper judged though.
rosiethereaver
Either way, I fail to see how her clothing is somehow an affront to men, even if she is wearing three bras to make her tits look bigger.
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
And even so, it would make her boobs look smaller if she is wearing multiple. So, this pic makes less sens e
MyCatHasAGun
If they are padded, so 3xpads=bigger. And the lift is huge too. It's like a push-up bra to wear two, I can imagine what it's like to wear 3
RedDwarfIV
So like if a man stuffs socks down his trousers.
VaguelySatisfying
I'm on the "2 bras for compression" boat here. Then again, I can't remember the last time I even saw a push-up bra in my size, sooo.....
BreadyStinellis
I get angry when I see a push up bra in my size and no regularly bras. I'm an F cup, I don't need that shit!
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
Oh I didn't think from that standpoint. When I wear two, it's no padding and tighter. So it reigns shit in instead of added padding.
PolkaPisteFi
Bras don't work this way. A push up bra has a firm pillow in the bottom part. It's non-stackable, there would be gaps in between.
MyCatHasAGun
To me it's a huge difference to wear two bras. Go see youtube tutorials about "cosplay boobs", they will show quite well what I mean. :)
CanadianCommenter
This is exactly what's happening, and one is probably a camisole anyways.
SpringToMyWinter
That too
twotall88
No, the Cami is the pink one... that leaves the white and black one to be bras... (notice they both have the big adjustment straps)
ColoradoGirrl
Most camisoles have adjustable straps. All of mine do. It makes layering easier.
awesomelepossum
some camis have adjustable straps
TheHibiscusIsMeltingAgain
Exactly. Given the color scheme of her outfit I'd say black is the cami.
twotall88
No camis have 1/4 thick straps that are identical to the bra strap next to it or you saying girl is wearing 2 heavy duty camis and a light?
awesomelepossum
i have no idea what she's wearing, just saying she could have a heavier cami since i own camis with similar straps to bras
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Some camis definitely have the same straps as bras. Especially the camis with built-in shelf bras. Source: I have a bunch.
whatsamottowithyou
Hell yeah. Bras for huge boobs are even more crazy expensive :(
Sanosky
Prove it
iCHACHA
Size is at the top of the page http://change.com/int/lingerie/bra/filter/size-65h.html#isPage=2
citoyenne
Change is a great store. Not cheap, but decent for good-quality bras in a full range of sizes.
Sanosky
My plan failed
whatsamottowithyou
Your plan was creepy.
iCHACHA
Hahahahahaha
completelyunreIated
That's not Godwin's law you Nazi
Lshana
ya if I remember correctly godwins law was refrence to the hitler himself. smh
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
fuck off
completelyunreIated
emmalilly
Whatever, A A Ron!
emmalilly
Principal MacDunConahee will see you now????
emmalilly
My bad, it's Principal 0'Shag de Hennessy
theshinobi23
#1 I prefer no makeup. Hate the makeup taste when I kiss my wife's cheek or neck.
SuperLudo
Honestly I find that heavy make up hideous. Obviously only personal preference, but far out, WHERE is your face?
szepasszony
Me too, in both cases.
BreadyStinellis
I agree she has too much makeup on the left. That is an awfully bold eye.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
The makeup on the left almost definitely isn't her everyday stuff though, it's probably for a night out. Bold is what she's going for
MittensPlease
You don't know that..but I do live in socal so I might just see more girls with this daily
ArtOfKarolMichalec
How is it a meme tho? Am I missing something here? I don't find it funny.
Virunuss
That particular image is overdone on the left. Looks great on the right, left is a circus clown. Makes her look like a bitch on that half.
astraecat
Makes you sound like a bitch saying that.
Flyndaran
Before diabetes I had a near superhuman sense of smell. I simply could not have started dating my life mate if she'd worn it habitually.
tarataqa
I don't mind when I kiss your wife's cheek or neck.
supersomatic
both sides have makeup. One is in-da-club makeup, the other is normal everyday makeup.
whoisyourdaddy
Kiss her boobs instead.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Yeah, like that doesn't have make up on them.
eetsumkaus
found the porn star
kissmyassets
What mind of girl you have? Do people really draw on cleavage?
greentights
Kiera Knightly
TacoCodeRed
you have Kiera Knightly? LET HER GO
DynamicWeight
No make up with that girls also just looks better.
RoutemasterFlash
If women didn't look better with makeup, then why would they bother with it in the first place?
blazingmammaries
Because it's fun! Not every woman who wears it thinks they need it, and there's nothing wrong or time consuming about a lil bit of mascara.
RoutemasterFlash
OK fine, I'm sure it can be. But it has *something* to do with attractiveness and sex as well though, right?
MrPeebles
Yep. I mean, lipstick draws extra attention to the lips as a reminder of those between the hips. There's sexuality involved.
Miramooke
At its core, yes. Most things we do are designed to get us a mate. Irl it's like dressing up in nice clothes. Just feels fun.
RoutemasterFlash
I'm sure men would look better with makeup too, were it not for the fact our culture considers it 'weird' outside of certain contexts
RoutemasterFlash
e.g. theatre, circus or gay/drag subculture
KireinaKurishii
Yeah my bf won't kiss me when I'm wearing lipstick..
tarataqa
So, are you single now?
KireinaKurishii
No? Lol
tarataqa
I don't mind kissing you with lipstick on. just sayin'
qwygl
KireinaKurishii
You don't even know me just sayin
BillyYumYum2by2
This is so cringy I have to hope it's a troll...
KireinaKurishii
Smooth af -_-
blazingmammaries
I won't kiss my boyfriend when I'm wearing lipstick! Only if we are prepared to get mutually messy, and even then I usually take it off.
hydrochlorothiazide
Exactly! A good lip can be expensive and take time to apply
KireinaKurishii
And if you mess up?
KireinaKurishii
Yeah I need to get like the lip stains or whatever they're called
hydrochlorothiazide
I've yet to find any that are actually kiss proof
RoutemasterFlash
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/men-who-prefer-women-without-make-up-universally-despised-20151210104609
MohAki1
Lol we cant win! Imagine telling your girl, I prefer you with make up
RoutemasterFlash
My girlfriend knows I like how it looks on her. She doesn't always wear it but goes to town on it when she does.
RoutemasterFlash
And she tells me she likes how I look when I've been working out. It's fine to say these things, really!
LearnSomething
So then put your tongue back in your mouth.
ATalkingMushroom
Maybe you don't know exactly what kissing is.
LearnSomething
Usually doesn't involve putting your tongue on someone's cheek...
ATalkingMushroom
Ususally does involve putting your lips oon someone's cheeckl, though. Ever use flavored chapstick? It's kind of like that.
MikaMikaMika
A lot of make up has a perfume smell that can make you"taste" it. I switched to a light blemish corrector & no more issues & I look better.
LearnSomething
Chapstick transfers easily though, it's a waxy material. Makeup is designed to stay on your face and not transfer.
Lowondrugs
So, to Australians, a woman is just a man in a dress.
norchaaJESUS
its considered to be very offensive to say otherwise
10tacles
TalonCorps
ACUBANPICHU
If only the crosswalk sign was just a normal stuck figure that didn't really look like anything but a person that would be better. Oh wait.
Azerai
This seems silly; The symbol is for man as in the race, as in "you reading this bunch of lines? This means you ya miserable pile of secrets"
sulfuratus
illustratorgirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
TripleDeuce
I am from the city where this was done and the majority of people thought it was fucking stupid.
Ariel
In all honesty it's literally a green or red blob to me when I cross those lights.
Synai
You should consider glasses
Ariel
I have glasses, I'm the person who denies that has glasses but actually needs them.
iusedtogoto9gagforlaughsandnowimhere
I'm Aussie and I gotta tell you some of the women here do look like they're men in a dress
Znayx
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight, Roxanne, you don't have to be on a green light.
MohAki1
Lmfao
Sjp770
As an Australian, sometimes I'm ashamed to be an Australian. Seriously, it's a Stick Figure that means WALK. It's not commenting on gender!
KeeleonOhms
This shouldnt be that complicated. We all look like the stick figure without clothes.
eetsumkaus
no, unless my mirror is lying to me and I've actually been going to the gym and dieting for nothing
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gottodiehappy
Damn I wish I did.
KeeleonOhms
Dam street signs setting unrealistic standards.
flightlessfruit
Damn, I wish I did not.
ISmellManFlesh
Honestly as an Aussie this was parliaments idea of being revolutionarily feminist. No one is impressed. It's fucking stupid.
ForALimitedTimeOnly
Yeah, I just a an
ForALimitedTimeOnly
Fuck this shit key board
zailee
Wasn't parliament it was Vic Roads. Main point is though - it's free. No one really cares otherwise.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
where are the crosswalk lights for transgender?? Or for Agender? Genderfluid? This makes me so angry
eetsumkaus
let's just put a ditto there
snarflex
I know you're joking, but they actually did that in England--look it up. (Also, way to endanger pedestrians by switching to random symbols.)
Gayforbae
It's just a snowflake. /S
tylerdurdon
We all know that the real difference is women have one giant leg instead of two
indigorinse
Right? Isn't it gender-conforming to think it has to wear a dress to be a woman? Or that it's a woman if it wears a dress?...
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flightlessfruit
I fully agree. In my opinion, we shouldn't put labels onto people but just let them be however they are. If he wants to be a Scot, so be it.
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Lischu
I was thinking this would be a great joke if they changed nothing but just said half of them were women. No one could complain.
eetsumkaus
"breaking gender barriers" *uses gender normative picture of a woman*
Znayx
Yeeeeep
Tkeleth
Well I'll just choose to interpret it a a guy rockin' a sweet skirt! lol
harmedgreen
I actually asked this same question to a friend of mine in transition. She explained that the reason she did all these feminine things 1/2
harmedgreen
was because those were the things that made her want to be a female. I thought it was an interesting response because while I like the 2/3
harmedgreen
idea of transgender I too felt that it was kind of sexist. I still think it will help break down gender roles though and I'm all for that.
Kaysmira
There's a transwoman who shops where I work, and I just don't like her because she became a bimbo stereotype, and I just don't like bimbos.
Tkeleth
Objectively there shouldn't be anything wrong with a guy wearing makeup and a skirt, for example. Those are socially trained. Like that?
flightlessfruit
And if an Englishman wears a dress, does he become an Englishwomen or a Scotsman?
mortimertoast
Yes, all our great women are men in dresses. Dame Edna Everage, Bronwyn Bishop MP, Cardinal George Pell...
Pharya
Cardinal Pell is neither a great man nor a great woman. He's a piece of shit.
snarflex
Wiki only tells me that he's been accused. We could always, you know, wait to see if he's found guilty in a court of law.
Pharya
Are you an Aussie? Do you know anything about the case other than one paragraph on Wikipedia? He fled the country and hides in the vatican
Smilemoar
Cardinal George Pell never wore a dress he was just a spineless weasel that hides child sexual abuse :/
Smilemoar
Sorry should be "is" not "was".
necroticon
He should be "was", tbh.
Smilemoar
Agreed.
snarflex
Wiki doesn't mention he hid anything? Just that he was accused. We could always, you know, wait to see if he's found guilty in court.
Smilemoar
He was the roommate of Fr Ridsdale - a convicted pedo. Pell was an auxiliary Bishop at the time. And to use his own words to the Commisson:
Smilemoar
[Regarding the allegations of children] He said "the predisposition was not to believe" and that the instinct was to protect the church.
mortimertoast
Ok, yes, he has a history of enabling pederasts in the paedophile ring that is the Catholic clergy. But you can't deny he wears a dress.
bongomongogodofthecongo
#47 never slept with a woman who spends all day holding gas in. Would literally get your brains blown out. True story.
NorthernCracker
diyin xDDDD
shmalls
There are 2 types of women, the 1 who spends the entire time trying not to fart and the one who knows how fucking funny it would be to do so
iamdanman
I don't know, I did that Saturday and it was pretty great
Andilee
one time at pax prime I was sharing a bed with a guy friend. All night I farted while sleeping. We both still to this day laugh about it.
Cazzobello
That one should be *Best position to fart
Foxafillion
I was gonna say, that fart is going straight to your nose holes
Asdfjlk
My wife would kill me if I told the internet how she'd kill me etc
TheGreatBlueHeron
Or even a slow, peaceful death from methane poisoning.
Utopist
One time me and my wife were spooning. She was out and I half asleep. I thought her cell was vibrating in her pocket. It was a long fart :)
IAmLateToThisBut
scrolled down hoping to see this comment.
stink3rbelle
As a woman who doesn't hold my gas in all day, that strikes me as ironic. I find that I don't really fart in my sleep, and wake up with xtra
BorderlineBoozehound
Your username makes so much sense now.
ciarazy
My ex used to love using my ass as a pillow. Comfy for him, terrifying for me.
BreadyStinellis
I would purposely fart if my husband did that. Then I would cackle like a witch while he suffered.
JohntheF
we're on the internet. you should know that there is a +1% chance of people having a fetish for that.
kiloechofoxtrot
You're my spirit animal
StarsInTheGloom
I appreciate your style of humor.
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DadddyWarlord
Yall gay. I say with much love and hate
hereforcake
Aww. This is terrifyingly cute.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Uhhh
ciarazy
You've got him locked down though! I hadnt, i still had to retain my air of mystery! Not that it worked out but still!
BreadyStinellis
Or you could have farted and brought a whole new mystery to the air... eh? Get it?
Whyareyoudoingthis
I had 4 sisters their farts were worse than my 2 brothers. So yeah they traumatized me and I fear my wife's gas.
VagisilToothpaste
Confirmed. My sister cannot physically burp - so all of her contained air comes out of her ass. Good thing her husband doesn't care...
peeeest
Haa
yoger6
Why care, the one thing that makes me want stay single is possiblility of not hiding farts. It's freedom af. Also i can't have feels.
VagisilToothpaste
Find a person mature enough to not be grossed out/ashamed of natural bodily functions. It really helps.
Flyndaran
Grossed out by horrific odors is not shame. It's about a functional nose. I've stunk out a cat before.
peeeest
Im happy i have a partner with fart humor.. chill as fuck.
Ippeppe
But.. Girls do not pass gas?
dfhowes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmw9oGIDhI
augdah93
Girls pass time, keep gas, and then the night comes. Thereafter, the nightmares.
TheDreaded1
runyoucleverbouyandremember
We girls are like Kim Jung Un...we have no butt hole
NeedClarification
Nazis certainly do...
SpawNick
You are very reich
augdah93
Girls pass time, keep gas, and then the night comes. Thereafter, the nightmares.
thelonepig
I woke myself up sleep farting on a new boyfriend. God that was embarrassing.
Kiore
I had a casual shag do an entire stand-up routine about me farting in my sleep.
EuclidianCoitus
I've heard it on good authority that they don't poop or pee, they just go into the bathroom to cry, which is how they pass waste
buell3r
I wish you were wrong
dfhowes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY
MohAki1
Apparently they smell of potpourri;)
DangerRan
You spelled Poop wrong
HardcoreMango
More like poop/curry
bongomongogodofthecongo
Poopouri or VIPoo....
stokedthisusernamewasavailable
Unicorn Gold.
beeratius
Roses, actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0&ab_channel=OutkastVEVO
willzyx1980
bigger66
that stuff is great!
Jawsmine
This stuff actually works 100%. Used it while camping with ex's family in a tiny trailer. No one was the wiser.
MohAki1
sonofbunny
Mohpourri
MohAki1
Hahahaha. Then they Mohstly smell of sAKI ;)
ASongOfPissAndFarts
That bitch just called Harambe, "a gorilla."
Sirtopumhat
People are still whining about that Jew they lynched.
freedommisunderstood
Dam son! ( I loved it )
Amazingamandaaaaa
Oh god I had a bf who was disgusted by farts, so I held them in. While sleeping I farted on him by accident and he was pissed!
SardonicGrin
Uh. Farts happen. Hope he's an ex!
Amazingamandaaaaa
Yeah it took a lot for me to learn better, but I was a lot younger then.
Flyndaran
We all joke about dehumanizing people, but literally getting angry because a woman is human is just...
peeeest
Wtf he should live alone then.
Amazingamandaaaaa
It was terrible dating him. He probably is alone lol
peeeest
Lol
Utopist
Super disgusted is too much but I'd advise against farting, burping or taking a dump in front of your so. Leave some mystery.
Utopist
All im saying try not to. Leave the room if you can.
itsbre
It's hard not to fart or burp around someone when you're with them a lot. Of course avoid it if you can, but it's going to hapoen eventually
SardonicGrin
A relationship isn't murder she wrote. You're presumably going to be together thru thick and thin. Unless you're a fair weather lover.
Utopist
No it's not Murder She Wrote but I'm 37 and been married for 6 years and doing it. Was in a farts are ok relationship before and I prefer1/2
Utopist
this shred of respect we give each other. I'm not saying it doesn't happen but I'm saying Al Bundy is not sexy.
thelonepig
Some people really don't mind.
Amazingamandaaaaa
We used to live together, so yeah that's impossible.
IsThisEvenImportant
Then it's the most delicious position to sleep. I'm a disgusting man with disgusting fetishes. True story.
LavaAxe
So you're the dirty fucker all those Brazilian films are made for.
ChucklePuss
Wow, groovy fetish. You may also like this video Two Girls, One Cup. Just kidding, good on you.
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Me too. You rule.
ciaobella22
sucking out farts?
IsThisEvenImportant
More like appreciating a living work of art. And a product that her beautiful body creates naturally. It's life, and love, in organic motion
fryfrychickychick
Good for you, man. It's not my thing, but I respect your outlook and appreciation.
IsThisEvenImportant
I was just trolling. I do enjoy a nice feminine butthole tho of I'm being honest
HelloMax
If you fart so often that this wouldn't work for an hour you should really get yourself checked out or change your diet.
Utopist
I think you got downvoted cuz a lot of ppl have bad diet and they choose to believe it's normal. You're right though +1
SardonicGrin
Ever eat a few apples? Cabbage? Broccoli? Some of the most vicious gas producing foods are veggies, legumes, and taco bell.
redminty
But seriously, veggies and legumes are actually some of the biggest gas producers.
PhantomReiji
First thing I thought of too haha.
NonConformistFlamingo
Not gonna lie, I've been gassy AF lately due to lady time, so this statement is accurate. My husband would die.
ImgurCelebrity
Lady time causes gas? Is there even a single fucking thing it doesn't affect?
BoxesofFoxes
Ohhh yeah. And it is *evil*
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
No
OneLonelyLady
The answer to that is no.
KikiLovesBacon
Maybe take it easy this month, body? Body:
ForSomeAbstractReason
So super fun fact: I know my PMS just kicked in today because hives on my arms, 3 zits on my face, whole body aches, and I'm exhausted.
KikiLovesBacon
Holy fuck. Sorry about the hives! *solidarity hugs*
ForSomeAbstractReason
Look at a midol maximum relief bottle, it lists about half of the things it ruins for us: bloating, fatigue, pain, mood, appetite...
Manateechica
Midol is sugar pills with caffeine! Haha. I swear it does nothing for me. My uterus is like "betch please" nothing shall stop me! Muhaha
Summersky
No. It even affects the weather. Earthquakes have been shown to be caused by periods.
VenerableInheritance
Arabic vocabulary is multipurposeful and can be interpreted in many ways. I have a feeling he might have meant "societal earthquakes"
hereforcake
*well that escalated quickly*
hereforcake
Also, I'd just like to point out that my phone recognizes memes apparently and had those last 2 words ready for me to choose.
swinglinered
That guy would fit right into a segment of the US.
NonConformistFlamingo
Not really, no. Our bodies hate us.
hadtochangeusernameforreasons
the period shits are real
VenerableInheritance
I still love you, daughters of man, every day of the month, just like you are.
dankruptcy
Real satisfying!
skeltal
Was going to say this. Peeing from your butt is not fun
noluckduck
Bloating sucks! Feels like you gotta poop, and nothing happens!
NonConformistFlamingo
God, tell me about it. I get them before AND during.