amateurlapse
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8 weeks ago: 0 deaths
7 weeks ago: 9 deaths
6 weeks ago: 31 deaths
5 weeks ago: 111 deaths
4 weeks ago: 704 deaths
3 weeks ago: 3,834 deaths
2 weeks ago: 12,895 deaths
1 week ago: 26,033 deaths
Right now: 45,039 deaths
INeverWaitForIt
Eight weeks ago, 2 deaths. CA confirmed that at least two COVID deaths occurred in Feb.
BeAllUCantBe
According to the world's most stable genius it's about time to open the park again
ramenforever
Thought this was about tiger king, now I’m sad
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
sadurdaynight
It's easy to tell folks to open up when you're not held accountable for anything.
SwedenAndersson
Imm m so sorry you have to go through all this AND deal with sandbox babies for a government. We’re all in this together, I’m with you
3Davideo
Cross reference: Jaws
opus1
korfjoy
Life finds away
softsuit
Preach it
MarxAvenger
Pfft, that's barely 15 9/11s
creegro
"Guys I have the best idea, what if we brought the dinosaurs back to the states? Nothing could go wrong, ever, right? "
AtsaMattaForMe
Gamemaster64
Ikwilstroopwaffels
"It's just fifteen people. You'll see. In a few days it will be down close to zero."
inconsolabledeplorable
"What difference does it make?"
sundaymondayhippyday
“It’s just one person coming in from China. It’s under control” came before that
LokilairTTV
Those are just the american numbers
ratfinkfuck
It's an American world
TanDumpLord
Thankfully a lot of places are reopening now! Thank you protestors :) (/s btw)
messierthirtyone
US hasn't reached enough number of deaths to be taken seriously by the government.
Blacktino
RobertZimmermanWasRight
sundaymondayhippyday
They’ve such tiny arms though
SirDistic
March 11th, 1100 cases in the US. April 1st. 211,000. In 3 weeks.
RogueEnthusiast
That’s how exponential growth works, also that’s only reported cases the actual number is probably way higher.
SirDistic
Exactly. They are discovering vasts amounts of people in LA with the antibodies who were never tested. Indicating many more people had it.
rudejohn
4 weeks ago: Almost impossible to get tested, even with symptoms
amateurlapse
Are you able to get tested where you are?
rudejohn
Yes, I live in Wayne County, Michigan and most people with symptoms here can get drive-through tested at the fairgrounds in Detroit.
rudejohn
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2020/04/03/detroit-drive-thru-coronavirus-test/5113426002/
DaisyfromDownunder
There's an amusement park in Queensland where 4 people were decapitated. The owners tried to reopen after they hosed off the blood next day
RoovyRoo
US going for that coveted 1M cases award
OneFinalEffortIsAllThatRemains
So they get a golden N95 mask when they do?
linearcore
Yes, but just the one.
JHawke
Gold is only 500k, they're heading for platinum now! Probably multiple times at this rate...
DatDarthCaedus
"I really believe it could have been billions of people [who died] had we not done what we did." - Literal, actual Trump quote on corona.
DatDarthCaedus
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-saves-billions-us-pop-350-million_n_5e9bd2bec5b6ea335d5cb120
RoovyRoo
He counts the ones he didn't nuke
sundaymondayhippyday
Along with “if only 200,000 people die I’m doing a good job!” He should hold another rally...
DatDarthCaedus
His so-called "coronavirus briefings" already ARE rallies.
amateurlapse
TheFastpaws
I never had any doubts they would.
Idrinkforevil
Its going to be over 50k by next week after all the....protests
RogueEnthusiast
Much, much higher, exponential growth increases rapidly.
endlessnumbereddays
Considering the deaths are at least doubling week after week I’m thinking closer to 90k.
Idrinkforevil
With all the protests Im predicting 100k by May
ImgursLibertarian
Please, when reading these statistics, please understand that the CDC has issued guidance to include CV19 on all death certificates...
oldguyexlurker
The only decent figures (as I've noted before) are going to be hindsight comparisons of typical projected monthly deaths with actual.
ImgursLibertarian
that are probable, or presumed to have CV19 and a contributing cause of death, and not the underlying cause of death. Source:
ImgursLibertarian
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/vsrg/vsrg03-508.pdf
ImgursLibertarian
And I swear to god, if you think I'm making the same argument that FOX news made in the snopes article I will mute you.
thisIsSpartaaaaa
Have you read the article yourself? Not ALL deaths but it includes deaths where covid19 was the suspect that aggravated the symptoms.
ImgursLibertarian
Don't read someone else's opinion of what the CDC said. Read the CDC guidance I provided.
TheWanderingBard
That is what he said.
imsurroundedbyassholes
Jurassic Park never opened, only Jurassic world did
TheUnstoppableWampas
IHateSallyField
A wholly owned subsidiary.
TheActualMalloryArcher
Nobody cares. Its a joke
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Still was inGen.
Snooj
If you want to be pedantic about picayune things I'd counter with the fact that the tweet never said Jurassic Park opened.
NinjablazerZero
But the tweet used "reopen," which specifically implies that it opened in the past and was then closed.
sf111
After J.Park failed misserably; and for good reason.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Jurassic Park failed cus it was sabotaged by Nedry. It likely would have been exploited based on what we learn in subsequent movies tho...
TwoAccountsDown
It was failing in spite of Nedry. The dinosaurs were breeding and the system they had set up to detect that was hard coded to only search /1
TwoAccountsDown
for a specific amount of dinosaurs rather than the true number. By the time they caught on/got roasted by Ian it was far too late.
inolongercareaboutthis
It’s also realistic that your dumb asses would keep buying tickets to said park.
FlavorFinger
"That appears to be an exponential growth curve there." "Right you are Ken, let's see how high it go!"
TwoThumbsInABum
ConMan93
I'd probably wait a month or two. See what the survival rate is like
WhatsYourCovidStory
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phobos535
Go there when the Dinos are well fed and lazy
electronicbovine
I mean, only 1 in 2000 tourists are getting eaten by a dinosaur. The odds aren't so bad and dinos are heckin neat.
IHateCakeDays
And go there with your diabetus friend that gives you better statistical changes by falling over first
Criscartersfallguys
Think about this though. People wear squirrel suits. I think a lot of people would take that risk with those odds.
sf111
Well, I mean... DINOSAURS!! There's supposed to be some risk. I would not be as willing to buy tickets to the deadly viruses park though.
inolongercareaboutthis
sf111
Have you been collecting new and exciting plagues recently?
sundaymondayhippyday
Would be supremely boring nothing to see or do... until you get symptoms
HostMigrationPleaseWait
what if it was free entry
amateurlapse
It’d still cost an arm and a leg
HostMigrationPleaseWait
i meant the virus park
electronicbovine
I dunno, pirates of the pancreas seemed like a neat attraction
HeyILikeDogs
Really rapey
dunkledan
Shut up rick
GodDammitKevin
And we, the idiot consumer mass, would gladly dig ourselves a hole of debt to experience it.
breeyag
Watching Tiger King, it was amazing to see how much money people were willing to spend, who could least afford it!
vigothecruel
You are definitely right. Disneyland and Disney World ain’t cheap.
ImHerejustSaiyanThings
Yeah, but when The Pirates ride breaks down, they don’t try to eat the people
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
You weren’t there that day on splash mountain...
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
Yet
Piscivore
He's right, you know.
ThngsnStuf
usefullyuseless
nopenononope
definitelynotawolf
More Americans have died in the past month than in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 combined in 12 years. That’s combat and disease
BurrRankShanks
I'm socked that more people died today then prior to the industrial revolution, exponential population growth, and indoor plumbing /s
definitelynotawolf
You’re socked?
kmikl
Chuffed as nuts. Boffo.
definitelynotawolf
Yeah, also prior to the advent of modern medicine. And in 1/144th the amount of time. But good point /s
Wauphale
I feel like the War of 1812 is a odd point of comparison. Lots of important events during it, but not especially bloody.
Wauphale
Like saying, "The Great Wall of China is 13,000 miles long; that's longer than two football fields."
kmikl
definitelynotawolf
Just trying to find a language that these protesters understand. I felt war casualties was my best bet, and those were on American soil
amateurlapse
The protests were an organized astroturf campaign from the DeVos/Prince family, there’s no real human ideology behind it
definitelynotawolf
No human ideology? The participants were almost 100% republican, which is why they all look like trump rallies.