Sory, its emergency!

Apr 2, 2022 1:37 PM

globalcrazy

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The rarely see 'Murican elephant. What a sight.

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Do not unmute if you don't want some irrelevant guitar tunes.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Damn Republicans, they fuck up everything

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When you’re on a holiday

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I feel like this elephant understands America

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It's on brand for a Republican !

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Nature's landscaper with zero permits, zero budget, and zero cares. Elephant says: "I trim, I fall, I conquer" - ultimate environmental architect who doesn't wait for city council approval.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s how they roll. Humans pickup a toothpick, elephants push down a tree.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we kill elephants to make pretty statues

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephant toilet paper.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where’s the MAGA Cap?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk about you but I've itches before that absolutely MUST be scritched by any means. Your lucky this beauty didn't roll a car to scritch him

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this elephant demonstrating what it's like to be a Republican?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And to make you watch

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I'd say don't unmute, but I actually love that song.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure, but it was looping while I was reading the comments and trying to watch YouTube.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shifting environment. We are destroying.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like elephants and politicians have something in common. I hope that’s all they have in common because I like elephants.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More human than I would like to admit…..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bird in that tree:

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Me drilling for oil just to make a plastic dildo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephants are part of the ecosystem. He's not destroying his environment, he's improving it. Not like the humans that built a road there..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They like the roots for their salt.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the old Jungle Book movie Baloo does the same just to scratch his back.

4 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

Where do you think this elephant learned the move from?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Love that scene. The satisfaction

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When i do this, i get send to HR

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He’s blocking the road to prevent those that truly destroy the environment passage.

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This should have been the top comment

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He's my kind of elephant.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't judge. We as a species have done worse for less lol

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How many trees do we destroy to make paper to wipe our ass

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Hey hey, you're not supposed to point out how destructive, genocidal, parasitic or arrogant our species is

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I beg your pardon? I also wipe my ass on live trees.

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Instead of being negative think about it like this, how many trees do we grow to maintain a healthy environment around us.

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a lot but usually less than one tree per wipe even if you account for rectal regional surface area differences

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Good point. Time to consider switching to water. More hygienic too.

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I use reusable toilet paper and diapers

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beat me to it

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It’s his yard.

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Haven't you heard of the three clams?

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One important difference is that humans can understand the long term consequences of their actions, but it is unrealistic to expect the >

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> same of an elephant. (Also, note that I said "can", not "will". :/ )

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A nontrivial question, because toilet paper is mostly made from farmed lumber rather than old-growth forest.

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True for normal paper too

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You guys still have old growth forest?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good point! We should just cut out the middleman and keep a stack of branches next to our toilet instead.

4 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

I just wish I didn't watch the behind the scenes video. But beyond that it was 3/4 funny

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

War Machine.

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Don Cheadle IS captain planet.

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I prefer pine cones

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Or the water cleaning toilet should be standard? You already have water....

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Look, I'm just gonna say, I got a bidet for Christmas this past year, and it has been an AMAZING change (one I got used to it).

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Do elephants plant new trees?

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Do you? (Potentially you do, but my chances are still good.)

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They do. In fact, Baobab and Marula trees depend on them for seed dispersal. They can ingest larger seeds than other herbi-/frugivores and …

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excrete more viable seeds than other species along with plenty of fertilizer. Many other plants depend on their dung.

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Elephants control the environment by gardening - they push trees over to get the landscape they like.

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Same

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Fuck your road and your noisy trucks.

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The ass rubbing is a threat to the other trees... to not grow where they are not wanted....

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Mammoths did this too

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Hey, so do we

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“Ecosystem engineer” is the term

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That’s an anagram for cementing eyesores. YW skip.

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Truly, they are nature's beavers.

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The Borgs of the universe, so to say

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Aren’t snakes natures snakes…? - penguin of Madagascar

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I favourited this post because of your comment

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But then who sent beavers...if not nature...

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I called moss "Nature's grass" for many years longer than I'd like to admit.

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Why grass?

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So what do you call beavers?

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Beavers.

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River elephants

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Beavers are nature's elephants.

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Vagines.

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Thanks, Bob.

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“Elephants are natures beavers.” -kwyjiboner. Truly inspiring.

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I thought women had natures beavers.

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*nature’s. Damn you autocorrect

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It's natures' ?

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Could be right. I’m not a botanist

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... beavers are nature's beavers... wtf is this shit

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Man that flew right over your beaver loving head

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