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Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/gAa7A
Part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/yjktd
khtad
Why do German showerheads have 11 holes? Because you only have 10 fingers.
Sugarcrotch
This one is clean. I like it
saltyfruit
I hate to admit it but I'm craving oysters now
chaoticyoyo
Busted out laughing on your comment. Thank you.
Whipcrackincheddar
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dads dick tastes like blood.
rustttt
My ex told me this before and I'm still laughing hahaha
Sevendust
Smoke on the water.
DeathPandaa
HA! We're all going to hell aren't we...
jmtullock
I was eating out this girl once when I tasted horse semen. I looked up an said, "Grandma, so that's how you died!"
sassyjew
What the actual fuck
raincoat86
I don't think I'm ever getting a boner again.
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
I don't have a boner anymore. Thank you
safetyweek
Did you hear about the one with the kid who has aids? It never gets old
gmdave
Do you know the joke they never say to retards?
TheGiraffesAreComing
Best comment I've seen in a long time.
MikeHawkisBig
What's similar about food and dark jokes?
MikeHawkisBig
Not everyone gets it.
DPHENS
KillingTheJoke1
Play him off keyboard cat
hawger
Why is there no CSI Arkansas? Because the DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.
honeybadger314
This is gold
ThatsWhatSheSed
I hate pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes
WhatTheDormouseSaid
wow
tarataqa
I need to visit Arkansas and get adopted!!!
JarethCutestory
OMG the oyster one . . . http://imgur.com/MLkH4Uw
lavenderoctober
perfect use of gif
TerribleHalfAsian
How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
Sugarcrotch
I feel like I shouldn't laugh at this. But im gonna anyways
TerribleHalfAsian
This ones pretty bad even for myself...
flarglarg
Well it's 9:00am and I'm done with the Internet for the day...
Tacotuesdayeveryday
It's definitely 2:25 pm
MyEvenstar
541pm
Rackshasa
LMFAO!
theincredibleinedible
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Kristen-Bell-Laughing-to-Crying.gif
ddspill
I cringed over grandma's oysters, can't unthink that one now.
Tacotuesdayeveryday
Going to tell all these to my girlfriend and if she doesn't break up with her I still won't marry her.
DesertDookie
I'm offended and like it.
TurtlesEatingBacon
That Hitler one was Hitlarious
robertsonofpaul
Not sure why jew got downvoted. It was mein favorite too. +1
TurtlesEatingBacon
Anne Frankly it was the only one I could think of a pun for.
Tacotuesdayeveryday
You tried.
data2dyne
*click* Oh cool, I got another punch on my ticket to hell. Another dozen and ill get upgraded to first class
neatospeedo
sounds lovely...maybe if you're real "good", they'll let you see the cockpit.
PiTeuR
As a gay guy, I expect a full VIP car when I get taken!
RottenHobNobba
You know your girlfriend is to young when you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth
Tacotuesdayeveryday
My girlfriend called me a pedophile and I said that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old.
flyfreeofyourcage
wow.
idontwannayoucantmakeme
omfg that oyster one.![]()
naWHATSme
http://imgur.com/GsExFhU
HelloToe
Newf!
ArniePye
What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. (I'm not proud of this)
KillingTheJoke1
HughWattmeight
Sure you are
Rackshasa
What can you eat on a pizza that you cannot eat on a pussy?
Tinatheturtle
The cheese...please don't be the cheeese
ReptilianOverlord
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-15777-Tuxedo-Cat-gag-gif-R1Wg.gif
Wyotee
I wish I could upvote this more than once. Hilarious!
rightinthefeels13
Best reaction gif I have seen in a while.
Rackshasa
lol sorry...
iambatmantheultimatepotato
No you're not and that's what makes it funny
Rackshasa
:)
emocamper
Bullshit! You can totally eat the crust off a pussy.
WallpaperQuotes
NedStarksOtherBastard
Lots of people wouldn't recommend it though.
Rackshasa
The crust.
EulaliaSaxons
Oh god ew
itsahollyday2
Oh...oh god
RatalieArcadia
rawrbecue
I think the "Arkasas" one is backwards. What do you call an orgy in Arkansas? A Family Reunion.
bthetrees
I think it works both ways!
Camberix
Fifth generation Arkansan. Like, weirdly original Arkansas (have vintage tintype photos). Can confirm. All holes filled.
KillingTheJoke1
Very asstoot
honeybadger314
Goes both ways... haHahA!
Mookystick
Just like you! Haha...
honeybadger314
Hey now!
bluecollarbiochemist
These are repulsive. Got any more?
GiffyPop
A lot of these sound like Jimmy Carr would say them, look him up!
westo48
AJILIVIZION
sweetnaivety
where's that joker gif?
Tacotuesdayeveryday
Old enough to count old enough to mount.
jalenp69
She's 10, but that mouth is 18 though ayyy
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01111001
You like twelve year old coke?! Or do you like twelve year old rum all mixed up with coke?
XorKaya
I laughed my ass off and nearly vomited at the same time at the oyster one.
ElitaNoShoes
And I JUST ate.
AlbertoMX
Same reaction here.
bickdutt96
http://andafter.org/images/album/design-de-produto/clam-chowder-z.jpg
iPretend
It was a mistake reading these at the raw bar.
sbasht
Hydrophilus
Dafuq is that shit?
sbasht
A cat not loving cheese or a valid reaction to the oysters. You choose.
ThatsNoMoonOhWaitYesItIs
Daniel Craig likes it http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/cover-story-excerpt-daniel-craig-the-man-behind-james-bond-20121109
VayasLastLaughter
I honestly tasted my dinner again.
ReptilianOverlord
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-15777-Tuxedo-Cat-gag-gif-R1Wg.gif
Spar10
Im relapsing back to the jolly rancher story
SirBraxton
Did you hear about the Jew who flew to Germany? Gas prices went up ever so slightly.
TheTophBeiFong
My best friend threw up
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
I was eating when I read that. http://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2014/02/gross_gif-gif-1.gif
UrbanManburger
I'm eating some clam chowder... *Keep it down man, you can do this*
Sugarcrotch
I'm eating oysters right now. But out of my grandpa's ass
tinipple
I literally gagged. Just when I thought I was immune to the internet
PeanutBruddah
I frowned for a thousand years
ConspicuousSpellingError
I just upvoted you to 666. I'm your personal satan today, and I'll be escorting us all to hell. Please stay with the group.
badgrammar
Eating a chicken sandwhich while reading the grandmother one. Internet has ruined me forever! I chuckled and chewed food
yallgotanymoredankmemes
It just kept...getting...worse.
NealCaffrey
and better at the same time, it's awful.
sam1tahsin
I kinda don't get it
ikma
the thirteenth 'oyster' wasn't an oyster, it was a goopy, mucus-y mass that resembled an oyster.
majorasdeitymask
Christ.
shkudelibudlibudlibudliboo
Risky click of the day award, right there.
apothecary555
jesus fucking christ.
TheSisko
I expected a picture of a mucus plug.
Woofypaws
Gagging on ice cream right now. :l
alcogod
But why are there oysters there in the first place. Did I put them there? I dont even like seafood...too many questions.
YoMTVRapz
"and them realizing you only put in a dozen." No questions, you put them there
alcogod
Is putting oysters in the vag a thing? It sounds...horrid.
colto
I have a worse one if you like.
zacpartyhardy
Yes, but only of it is not the same joke with increased numbers
colto
My wife found me having sex with our daughter. Not sure which is worse, that she caught me or that the abortion clinic let me keep it.
GnomeChompski
Hey, how do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood.
ManofScience
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
*sip tea*.......*blink*.......*blink*.......