Thisoldmanheplaysbass
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Jan 14, 2018 10:04 AM
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
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ATreeWithSunglasses
#1 my sister in a fucking nutshell
RhymingEverything
I have very little problem with anything anyone else believes, hypocritical or not, unless it makes them an asshole.
Kiopho
Lol, the universe will return jack shit.
Upvoter2000x
I hate WIndows 10
CodePurple
#1 Is also a backpacker and is not in a relationship but doesn't like to be judged for it. Judges you for having a bf/gf and a stable job.
kmikl
#3 - Get windows Pro, you can schedule updates.
MarcusTheStrange
The first image is soo true.
SummerBunny101
Smol dump. Yay!
DarkAngelWarlord
whats wrong with owning crystals and incense im Pagan I dont hate Other Religions or mock them I just do my own thing
RepostFromLastWeek
#3 Just use Group Policy Editor to disable auto-restarts on updates.Also need to disable single power setting, otherwise the machine might/1
RepostFromLastWeek
break sleep at night when it tries to restart (but is blocked from doing so by the group policy). /2
lotterydreamer
There's always money in the banana stand..
MasterOfPanties
I believe that somehow the universe rights itself, if only to keep me going, but I don't believe that you get universe points with crystals.
MasterOfPanties
Or playing cards or by putting incense in the room.
flow3706
Short but good
DeakVanNyke
that's what she said
Bard2DBone
#4 I have a collection of rocks my nephew picked out on holidays and brought back because he thought I'd like them.. 1/2
Bard2DBone
and now he and my niece bring me rocks because I have a rock collection :/ 2/2
stainlessteelmohawk
#4 didn't that lil pink duck know that big duck is a blue banded rock chucker?
CarrionLugganja
Randomly...thats wat they want u to believe
Carstown
They move based on the tides ofc
SnugglesaurusRex
I thought they were attacking ghosts.
Radiskull
Cats actually run "spontaneously" because they're extremely bored/under-stimulated. Play with your KITTY more. (No pussy jokes for you.)
Alfadorfox
We play with ours at LEAST once a day. So she only runs like that when she's shit somewhere she knows she isn't supposed to.
Radiskull
So play with her twice a day and give her places to climb/explore.
TamariaMontgomery
For #1, there are two RADICALLY different definitions for the word 'religion'. One is strictly Christianity or Islam.
TamariaMontgomery
The other is every possible mix of beliefs. So you can have one obviously very religious person who 'hates religion'.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Totally
ChincillaOnLSD
There is always money in the banana stand
Arconyte
FUCK, I despise that aspect of Windows 10!
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
YesmynameisGreg
#1 has a selfie of OP in it. How nice.
CopperWench
When she goes on about smudging your new place but doesn’t know what “all my relations” means -.-
Howtogrowwood
That last one speaks to me
BalmDeBono
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I still remember being one, and that is what betrayal looks like.
jarrettbrown
#3 pretty much sums up my experience with windows last week considered that the newest update deleted my bluetooth driver.
rosesareredlifeisalieexistenceispainijustwanttodie
#1 I actually got that salt lamp from my family last Christmas.
naytorin
At least it's a nice low, reddish light that isn't hard on the eyes first thing in the morning, right?
rosesareredlifeisalieexistenceispainijustwanttodie
Truth be told I prefer keeping it on my desk rather than by my bed. There's no way to turn it off beside unplugging it.
ClaudeWicked
Cedar sticks smell pretty good, tho.
CopperWench
That anti-microbial sage tho... mmmmmm
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
I love sage.
ArtOzz
#1 Never underestimate just how freaky awesome a hippie chick is in bed. I mean, dont stick ya dick in crazy, but some crazy is OK.
justvenomcake
I mean that orange butt plug doe.
riceronijones360
No. Run. Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. And once you're far enough away, get yourself tested.
shhep
I'm pretty sure you've never even been around hippie chicks and just drawing on stereotypes here.
DasOgre
Used to hang around hippies. Couldn’t stand that they never showered. Being proud of not grooming when all animals groom is stupid.
Sh4dowWalker96
Well, yeah. This is Imgur.
CosmicNod
Bush and all?
Greatwood
Ya know some people appreciate bush
ActionJohnnie
Did 9/11
SonderingStrike
Or just don't care. I'm getting pussy, don't have time to worry why it tickles. Only if it continues to do so after...
ImJacksWittyUsername
Haha, well said.
ginniper
Especially after Trump
TronaldSwanson
This is not getting the appreciation it deserves
pigeonkitty
I have a Himalayan salt lamp in my room. Because it’s glowy and it looks cool. That’s all.
tcabeen
We keep ours next to the WiFi router but only my wife understands why. Still, herbalism is no joke.
candar
That has always been allowed!
Evlsuprman
Me too!
EtPourtantNon
Mine’s spherical and it looks like a glowing planet. No regrets.
CopperWench
Less ‘New Age’ more ‘A Galaxy Far Far Away’
mooglerae
One of the people I cat sit for has one. I love holding it in my hands when it gets warm.
Jaekani
I'm astounded how many people ask me "if it works." I mean, it gives off light just like it's supposed to.
CopperWench
“Yeah, but you gotta remember to plug it in”
stainlessteelmohawk
Plug it
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Mine was a gift and yes, it does look cool.
dragonbolt
You're telling me there's a lamp made of salt? It wouldn't last a week around me
creamedLead
Because you'd out-salt it
fneee
Poor substitute for a lava lamp. But then, your room probably isn't a 70's basement bar and you probably don't have my moustache.
bachterman
lava lamps are the best!
WisconsinCheesing1
do they smell like anything? what are they good for?
theashman69
Used to have one on our nightstand but my wife knocked it over and crushed my iPod and then again a year later on my phone. It's gone now.
PianoMan2112
I got Himalayan salt shot glasses for Christmas.
ThroughTheLookingGlass
Can u wash them?
SteevyT
For tequila?
PsychicOctopus
The only logical use
Gringuita
Same! With the dimmer, it makes a great nightlight at a low light setting. I like the warm light it casts.
bachterman
also it attracts moisture, because of salt.
kibateo
I have tarot cards cause they are super cool
CopperWench
ART!
jeromygride
I have it cause it was my grandma’s
AlexHurlbut
Don't forget to wipe it down once in a while to keep it clean...seriously they do need a bit of maintenance.
sweatyballs6389
Go on
mooglerae
I think that if they remain dusty, the dust can get caked on and solidify? Kind of like light bulbs if you leave them on and never dust.
Jarmake
Yeah, we have two of those. They're used as night lights in our kids rooms. And I haven't licked one... Yet!
Kraj71
Keep an eye on them. Many have garbage wiring and catch fire due to shorting out.
Jarmake
Well, the wiring is excellent on these ones. Just like if I had made them myself. (and I am an electronics safety nazi. :)
akalien
But you licked the other didn't you
Jarmake
Nah... Not yet. Maybe I will some day.
Radtastical
Have you licked it yet?
BeerBatteredandBold
Agreed
FrederickThunderbitchJohnson
Y'all know bout de-ionization?
DevilDisowned
https://medium.com/@rumi.naik/himalayan-rock-salt-is-bullshit-8c8603e9abc7
GreenYawgmoth
Which doesn't happen because the salt is sealed with an assortment of shit to keep the salt from reacting with the air?
freshstrawberrie
They are not sealed. I live in Florida and mine leaks from the humidity in the air here.
shiftingillusion
What's it sealed with? Why does the seal prevent interaction with air yet it still reacts with saliva and taste buds when licked? Curious
GreenYawgmoth
It doesn't react with saliva is the thing. You're tasting the sealant. Add a little placebo effect in there and bam! vaguely salty flavor.
FrederickThunderbitchJohnson
Lamplicker
APenguinInATuxedo
Anyone who has one of those and claims to have never licked it is a liar
derryn
I never licked my mums one when living with her. Possibly only because i saw the dog licking it first
thatsnotmypie
Well - NOW I’m going to.
sykoticflaw
We have a salt lamp in our house, and it's a requirement of my wife for first-time visitors to the house to lick it.
DevilDisowned
That's how you get horses
bronypokey6918
Oh deer
stainlessteelmohawk
They like salt licks too
notmysauce
My dogs licked mine. It's smooth now which is pretty interesting
KandyKing
I like mine as well! And yes it is salty
KandyKing
Fuck you autocorrect licked
wilima
My grandma has one. Didn‘t know it was lickable!
MadeAnAccountSoTheLogInPopUpStops
Everything is lickable
stainlessteelmohawk
If you're brave enough
SteevyT
Except door knobs.
thiccvote
But thats only on other planets
zimirken
I lick it every time i go to my moms house
livingscreamydreamy
I licked mine as soon as I took it out of the box. No regrets.
anonymous6366
Same here lol
mck2018
As did I, very first thing I did.
KruziikVokunStaadnau
Was it salty?
Gringuita
I wasn't brave enough to lick it directly, I rubbed my (clean) finger on it and then licked my finger.
bradthegeek
Ragrets*
livingscreamydreamy
“Are you sure? Not even one? Not one letter?”
KierTheKing
Its the saltiest thing ever.... after @ops bitch ass of course.
akachritter
Perfect.
Ilikepinkfloyd
50 points to you, good man.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I haven't licked mine...yet.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
You will now.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Maybe. Maybe not. In all honesty, it's a bit dusty so I don't really want to lick it.
Zeroforwinger
Is it salty?
qaaaaa
You'll just have to find out.
MothMonsterMan
Its salt. So no.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Yeah and let me just say don't ever use one as a buttplug
lolzomg123
it'd fit right into yo salty ass tho.
Faradesti
Yeah, they are.
justarandombloke
Only if ya don't turn it on. Then it gets really salty and tells all its friends your inadequate. Oh you mean the lamp... Nevermind.
stainlessteelmohawk
Love it