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Feb 26, 2022 2:54 PM
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ciscoxing626
Lol , Ted Cruz and his eternal struggle for relevance
LayingInTheWetSpot
I’ll need to circle back to this ?
TheEvenPrez
She's 1000x the representative that pathetic piece of shit is
WolfePhoto
Ted is literally the last person who should make fun of someone for their looks
McEgirl4
Pigpen Ted
owlwise
Cruz is one of the biggest coward in Washington.
takethatyourogue
Being compared to peppermint patty is not a insult...side note, who wants to pelt peppermint patties and Ted's house.
Them3OtherGuys
That's Ms. Patricia Reichardt to you, Cancun Cruz.
brucom
Fled Cruz.
Exstaticj
If she ever runs for president, she has my vote.
Flibster
bikergeek6249
Good grief, what a blockhead
johnny2hats
Imagine looking like Cruz and trying to mock someone for their appearance
AndMeToo40
Peanuts and shin splints. How to lie and make millions, at the expense of the poor.
RadicalLiberal
makeamericasmartagain9000
Oh, dear Ted is Russia and real problems stealing your attention? What a fucktard
ItsaBeemer
Republicans seem to never grow beyond that high school bully/ asshole they were. Name calling and ignorant rhetoric is really all they have.
ucandcantunc
its called Peter Pan syndrome
MutteringMisanthrope
*Christo-Fascists.........
InfocalypseRising
Ted made a cultural reference other than "I have seen Austin Powers?" wild
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
He's also a Princess Bride buff. Even broken clocks are right twice a day.
apathybeginsathome
This one but it's from the last century
RobertTheBruise
It's time for that asshole to go away again, and I wish him smooth sailing.
Mobouncetotheoz
Sounds like somebody's got a crush
GCRust
Ted needs to go back to his incest porn.
MarkySpaceMagnet
Typical Republican, can't attack the message so he comes up with something he thinks is insulting, to attack the messanger.
MutteringMisanthrope
*Christo-Fascist.........
ciscoxing626
I'd rather listen to peppermint patty than liar Barbie
JesaraB
Anyone else remember when this made the rounds? http://onceuponageek.com/images/peanuts2.jpg Sadly it didnt get approved for an actual comic
JesaraB
http://onceuponageek.com/2008/12/10/charlie-brown-manga-style/
eadanke
I didn't realize Peanuts was a harem anime
JesaraB
the main cast is like 75% female, and the most popular supporting male is Lucy's little brother, Linus
graehall
Cruz seems to be like, proud of being incredibly embarrassingly wrong on twitter lately. Like he's getting off on it. He's a weird dude.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
Cruz has embraced the role that most internet trolls enjoy: the exceedingly annoying and intentionally nonsensical attention whore.
graehall
Yeah, he openly jokes about the worst shit he's done like it's hilarious. He's a properly broken human being who probably hates himself.
MarcUK
Nice, but it could have said "FUCK YOU RAFAEL" :-)
trapperjohnmd
Ted is that 1 kid who continually tries so hard to roast his friends but its never funny no one laughs & always ends up the butt of the joke
ThatTedCruz
I resemble that!
brandsilven
Hah, "friends". :)
Dannoboyo
Ted is the kid who lied to all the adults and got away with it. All his friends were creeps.
SansAandAnguS
This. He is the most epic try hard.
rshini
he's one of the most outright hated congresscritters on both sides,
CareerKnight
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
ImADouchebag
Aimlockbelch
I do not like Ted cruz. I do not like him in the news.
JoshuaHarazin
I do not like Ted Cruz at all. That man Ted Cruz, can suck my balls.
arhalts
I do not like his grimey stare. I do not like him on the air. I do not like him here or there. He should not represent anywhere.
Shickzilla
GNiko
It's been a while since I've read Peanuts, but wasn't Patty a pretty awesome character?
Dagordae
One of the most popular ones if I’m remembering correctly
MarkySpaceMagnet
She is, and from what I've seen Jen Psaki loves the association, so thanks Grandpa.
iLynux
She was basically the best character LMAO
CuntCrotchula
That was kind of my reaction too
ArcaneConjecture
Peppermint Patty always judged Snoopy by his abilities, not by his appearance. Very forward-thinking for her time.
JesaraB
Yep, Lucy was the bad one
MarisFreeborn
As always, the Right can't meme for shit.
Dungeongeek
She was a boss!
mycatsings
Psaki would kick Ted Cruz ass in a fight any day
samanthadlcruz
almost as awesome as Psaki!
irvingb01
Ted not smart.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Ted is very smart. He does this shit on purpose. Why would he care if you’re angry anyway? It was performed for his voters.
cyneverdie
He has the dumbs
bedframe
Ted is a brilliant, horribly guy. If you think he's dumb you've successfully been played.
lawideas
Yeah that was my take, too. Patty was a bad-ass. It's not an insult to be called that.
strawberrycocoa
Ted Cruz seems the type to think "plain-jane tomboy" is an insult for some reason.
ChernoGamma
See I didn't think she was plain-jane OR a tomboy
JoshuaHarazin
The only like cartoon characters they can fuck.
JoshuaHarazin
*They
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
As Ted Cruz is Cartman.... without the wit, charm, intelligence, moral compass or integrity.
dralc42
Maaaaah! Dem ebil librulz sayin I’m dumb agin! Maaaaah!
nangke
So, worse than Cartman
Mockingbirb
TheStaffmaster
She was in love with Charlie, in a rather hamfisted, yet genuine way, and honestly was the best match for him.
copperdomebodhi
Tough, reflective and awesome at everything she tried.
armonis
She's often associated as a gay icon to some extent, so the far right views her as evil.
ArcaneConjecture
I thought PP was straight...she always had a crush on Charlie Brown.
elijajaja
SnoopyDancing
Peppermint Patty wore sandals. Birkenstocks, I believe.
iatezola
yeah, it was marcy that loves patty
ExTechOp
One could say unrequited love, calling her "Sir". But knowing Charles Schulz, I doubt it actually was intended as being a gay reference.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
"You're weird, sir"
LtColThorin
Yeah, I'm not sure how it's an insult.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Imagine you're a 5 year old child trying to really burn your elementary school bully, that's the mindset it comes from.
Tyaldan
You have to understand. It came from his glorious mouth and he intends it to be, therefore, he has wrecked a liberal on this day. Duh /s
GNiko
Well see you have to remember one thing. Ted Cruz is a fucking moron.
Batmannequin
You see, the thing is, Mr Cruz isn't very smart
SteveMND
Red hair, plus I guess the implication that Patty was lesbian...? I dunno, it's Cruz, man. Jokes are his political career, not his day job.
PastaNominem2
I got 69th upvote...yOu guys can stand down now
JustFeedMePieDammit
ColonelColon
I dunno, his political career is a joke after all.
TheobromineAddict
I always thought Patty was a tough no-nonsense, practical tomboy, not lesbian.
beerdeer
She had a crush on Charlie Brown for years.
SteveMND
Canonically according to Schultz, she's just a tomboy, no more, no less. But she & Marcie have been 'adopted' by many lesbians as a symbol.
HiVizDiver
Ted Cruz has spent 5 years slobbering the knob of someone who called his wife ugly, so...
skylardarkfox
Conservatives have a history of insults so dumb they're actually compliments.
alcaray
Yeah and they choose Bezos, Zuch, and Musk as the abused ones we should pity and want to protect. Bizarre.
SimiKusoni
AOC really needs to run for president if only for the opportunity to use this image in her campaign.
Oirilia
90% would still leave him a very rich billionaire lmao
Animorphs
Man, they really have a submissive foot fetish don't they?
GodTurkey
I super dont but gaht dayum is AOC fine.
CuntCrotchula
Animorphs
It sucks having something in common with them. :(