DavidVerma
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Feb 3, 2017 12:21 AM
DavidVerma
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DynAero
Maybe you could have asked for some service and pay with monopoly money?
bakapickle
being nice is for the weak
UncleVinny
Make her work hard for the money....
omgtessie
I see you play the baby boomer training game.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
That's a good one. Going to remember that next time my mother calls to see if I'm still alive.
cardman
I wish she wasn't blocking her face so you could see the light die in her eyes. Nothing better in a domination of Monopoly.
Dadto5
Except when you finally win a three month long game of Risk.
HoomanMale
Liar - Two hotels and no houses on strand... Either you cheated, or this is fake. In any case you lied to her or us, choose wisely.
djkr
Board knocked over in four three two one
goodnessgraciousme
Dude you know monopoly sucks right, soooo many better board games thesedays
Paranoidq
I'll give you sympathy cash, then you can buy a decent board game
Br0doSwaggins
There is no sympathy in Capitalism.
DaBurger
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the most pure metaphor for relationships you will ever see.
AsABlackMan
She has $12 and a mortgaged property.... the poor girl never stood a chance
ProbablyDrunkAgain
rekt
Seanspeed
I'd guess that since she survived that long with hotels on the board, many of those properties used to be hers.
Copperbrat
OP is trying to break up. No man in his right mind would play monopoly with a girlfriend if he wasn't.
1creamybaby
Might be toying with the idea of marriage, and this was the last test
Copperbrat
Haha good point. Like the movie Diner.
digivirus
What kinda shit monopoly player are you? Hotels??? Fucking amateur!
bas540
To be fair, she doesn't have any monopolies, so why not get some extra cash?
bodito
No. The point of monopoly is to drag it on long enough so that everyone else at the table hates you. Therefore, no hotels.
EatBrainz
Maybe she needs to start working the corner
nickg131
Something something something community chest
Remiked
Something something something free parking.
IsmokedAweedOnce
Something something something directly to jail
DavidSmithforty
That deluxe edition though. I have the same version, annoying ass card holder and all
RickHalcyon
If you have to insist on playing goddamn Monopoly with your SO, you're supposed to lose graciously... not take a photo of her crying.
Defrication
He's not the one who is losing, I think you mean win* graciousky
RickHalcyon
No I mean you're supposed to lose, and graciously.
Defrication
Play with her and decided to call forfit 2/2
Defrication
Lol why not just say forfit before plying the game. That's what Ivdo when my GF gets piss. But she gets even more piss when I don't 1/2
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
SYMPATHY CASH? Like the damn game isn't long enough?
TomtheGrizzly
I won in approx. 20minutes in a game w/ sister and girlfriend. My sympathy money made the game 3 hrs long and much, much more frustrating.
MyBigCups
House rules are what make the game long. Play by the book and you're done in an hour.
popejubal
If you play without the Free Parking bonus money and with the auctioning rule, it goes pretty quickly.
ProjectKurtz
The auctioning rule almost never comes into play with my family... Everyone buys everything.
popejubal
If you run out of money because you've bought everything you land on, the auctions are interesting. First two laps and everything is gone.
ProjectKurtz
I can see that.
mrpotatodick
The bank is sitting right there, rob the MF'r, also theres no free parking jackpot in the official rules, get that shit outta there
Fuckweasel
The very concept of "sympathy cash" even being an option says they aren't using the rules, since that isn't permitted either. Weak.
popejubal
You are allowed to make any trades that you choose for cash and properties. Sympathy cash is a cruel way to prolong the game, but it's legal
Fuckweasel
No. I verified this before making my comment. Official rules state you may only borrow money from the bank, and only by mortgaging property.
medici
Yeah, good luck on asking for the sympathy blowjob during the period - bet she throws you Monopoly $50 and tells you to get it downtown
OliverClothesoff70
@Op, after this you two should play Mario Party together.
ILikeSciFi
Must've been your privilege
DefinitelyNotASithLord
This game ruins relationships...
GarthOneeye
this game is like gambling. the dice make or break you and it was designed that way, but people use "house rules" that prolong the suffering
painglutton
I absolutely cannot play Monopoly with my wife. "What do you want for that one useless piece you don't need?" "All your money and property"
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
My boyfriend is the same way, but he gets real huffy when he's losing. He's a shithead sometimes.
Zombraina
I can't really play competitive games in general with my bf. He analyzes fucking EVERYTHING in order to be the best, and that's just not 1/
Zombraina
something I like to do. It's great to have a guy like that with you in life, not so fun to play against.
MeanMisterClean
Sounds like something my gf would say. I would say it's ONLY fun to play with such people. Different strokes, bruh.
Zombraina
It's not really fun to play against someone not on your level, whether you're the higher or lower.
MeanMisterClean
Oh yeah, definitely. But enthusiasm for the game (and its mechanics) helps.
forallthewins
Mercy is for the weak
TheRealAmer
Maybe she should've bought some property instead of relying on her man to take care of her
AmaZeDz
"See Karen, the bank doesn't care how well you suck dick."
SmileyBonesArt
http://imgur.com/7QN1LxE
Twoticketstothegunshowplz
THAT :')
ams23
Burn.
jizzyjo
Next post: table flipped, tears, single.
AdamantlyDislikingAllDogs
and half the monopoly money gone.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
She gets custody of the top hat and the dog, too.
Dadto5
That happened during a D and D Session at my house. Yes it was the barbarian.
Belckan
You should separate your D&D groups from your LARPing groups
TheRicM
Tears:
barelyblue
Only if she shows you her community chest
Ripyurcokoffski
Cum on her chest ?
GhostleyNerdicus
"Cum on titty" chest. Or is that too on the nose?
Hungrypiemonger
http://imgur.com/08MdLeU
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
There's no red light district on a monopoly board.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Wait a sec... now I'm getting game ideas again, yay.
Jhi85
NOICE!!!
Chaddeypoo82
Boxmakr
burritostampede
I lol'd
JelloPutinPops
Sorry babe...no free parking.
momschancla
FUWhat
datguysephiroth
Joelrassic
I wanted to make a monopoly pun but all the good ones where taken. But thank you all none the less
Mnementh613
jesusisherelookbusy
Don't ask a stranger, you'll go to jail.
werdCAsquared
Some women will make you pay a luxury tax for that.
TysonGoesOutside
A+ reply.
newworldtraveller
It's called marriage...
brownsugarbk
"Some" try most if not all
wulfansur
Free parking ;)
LtDansNewLegs
I'd say there's a chance.
SassyAssSlap
Utilities.
kermie92
Lt Dan you ain't got no legs
LtDansNewLegs
gtmiller
This comment went way past go.
LtDansNewLegs
Good luck getting points. I think barelyblue is attempting to start a monopoly on them.
FUWhat
If barelyblue loves points so much they should take points out on a date. Maybe stroll on the boardwalk or go park some place.
Jprice8812
Yea but what if they get to that shitty turn at marvin gardens? Sounds like a bad time.
Peniswrinkles
It would be a coincidence that your the shoe because your kicking her ass
TK421isAFK
Actually, OP's the Horseman. The GF has to be the Train. OP landed on Income Tax, and the GF landed on Baltic. With a hotel, the rent 1/2
Winecharmer
You're
TK421isAFK
OP in the Horseman; the GF is the Train. OP landed on Income Tax, which the GF could have paid $22 (10%) after passing Go. The GF landed 1/2
TK421isAFK
on OP's Baltic. With a Hotel, the rent is $450. Even if the GF had landed on Baltic and then rolled a 3, she could pay Income Tax by 2/3
TK421isAFK
selling the mortgaged value of Pacific to OP ( $150). Therefore, OP must be the Horseman, and the GF is the train on OP's Baltic. 3/3
abullnamedferdinand
Dafuq is sympathy cash? This is Monopoly mudderfucka
starrdlux
truth
EatUrShorts
I turn into a greedy unforgiving bastard in monopoly...
Braytac
I turn in a salty bastard, i spend hundreds of euro's on good games and then stupid people want to play monopoly
MajikMessiah
It's like welfare
Drougals
we have you seen the rent!
KingBanana8008
The weak will burn and the strong shall prosper. Like real life.
surrealizations
I mean, if you're screwing the banker you deserve a kickback
guardianoftwosmallgods
My fam is brutal. We haggle, hassle, and make alliances and deals. "Sell me Boardwalk for $500, first 3 times you land on it you don't pay"
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
abullnamedferdinand
Das me!
kingharpy
Thanks for reminding me of a magical part of my childhood
abullnamedferdinand
I'm going to go through your comments and upvote them. Well done sir
kingharpy
Hi Ferdinand!
abullnamedferdinand
Hello, sire
TheRotundOne
There is no sympathy cash. There is only forcing someone to sell off all of their houses one by one before finally accepting their 1/2
TheRotundOne
property as cash. Then, only then does mercy come into play when you make as many hotels as you can so the game is over quicker. .....
TheRotundOne
and by quicker I mean that they are forced to travel one side of the board instead of around and around as you slowly suck all the money 1/2
TheRotundOne
from them until they are nothing but a withered husk. Anyway, who wants to play Catan?
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Monopoly is all about fucking over everyone else. The game was constructed as a criticism of capitalism.
loltard
Actually it was designed as a teaching tool. The original game was way more involved.
LosPer
Didn't work. LOL.
Gypsyjew
Yeah... I'm pretty sure playing monopoly as a kid is what inspired me to get my MBA in business and capitalize the fuck out of everyone.
oshodatwan
And did you?
Gypsyjew
Does a bear shit in the woods?
oshodatwan
Some shit on riverbanks
waltjrimmer
It's where your boyfriend gives you a loan now in exchange for a blowjob later, but you can't admit that in front of your kids/friends.
tieulong88
Fair trade
abullnamedferdinand
That's not sympathy cash. That's prostitution.
JohnnyTitelips
SelectUserNamefromUsersWherePassEqHash
*marrage. Ps the roi is crap
SupaCabra
I thought you misspelled marriage but then I remembered there is no "I" just "we"
SEGSan
Sympathy cash.
JokeDestroyer
That's capitalism, baby.
ScipioMassimo
JohnnyTitelips